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I got a history for you aspergers retards
>be me
>beta as fuck
>be yesterday
>friend sends me an invite on facebook to an event
>BIG PARTY
>partyanthem.mp4
>friend knows I'm depressed so she invites me out
>no we don't shag
>don't really wanna go
>she insisted
>I go
>arrive
>everyone is already drinking and smoking
>cigs, pot, bongs, beer, vodka everything
>starts drinking my care away
>friend arrives
>we talk for a bit
>GOTTAPISSREALBADMAN
>go for the piss
>when I leave the bathroom I don't see my friend
>fuckme.jpg
>guess I'm alone now
>getting reaaaally shitfaced
>see some familiar faces
>they're pretty cool
>we talk for a bit
>one of them, a guy asks if I want to score a girl tonight
>who doesn't? but I know I won't so I don't even bother
>feelsbadman
>the guy asks me to pick a girl
>that one
>FUCKING GODDESS
>he goes to her, tap on her shoulder and catch a breath
>HAAAAVE YOU MET ANON?
>that motherfucker just pulled a How I Met Your Mother trick on me
>iwillfuckingslaughterhim.avi
>introduce myself
>she introduces herself
>we talk for a bit
>we actually have a lot in common
>holyshit.iso
>we talk about everything
>movies, books, series, philosophy
>we actually hit off
>ITSFRIDAYIMINLOVE.THECURE
>tell her
>"uuuhh I don't know how to say this but do you wanna kiss? I think you're pretty cool"
>she grabs my hand
>"lets go somewhere more private"
>kek
>we gettin' it tonight boys
>you know what happens next
>28/07/2017 was the day I experienced the
true human nature
>feelsincredibleman
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It's time to leave now.
>>>/soc/
Nature is running its course anonymoose.
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>>38708618
I'm glad for you anon. You made it.Also a bit jealous ;_;
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>>38708618
Congratulations, anon. Maybe this is the beginning of something great.
Best of luck !
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I'm glad you managed to get out and have a good time, anon!
For lurkers in this thread-that How I Met Your Mother trick anon's bro used works better than it has any right to. My more graceful and normlike friends have had to use it on me at times.
I really hope this starts a trend for you and you continue to be socially successful and overcome your awkward beta tendencies.
We're all going to make it one day, robots.
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>not having her saying "you're cute and all but i actually wanted to kiss that chad that introduced me to you" the minute you asked for a kiss
GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEE
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Now you must act quickly your time is short. Complete the ritual and surrender your body to the sorcerer's guild! You must hurry before the wizards catch wind of these acts!
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OP here
Goddamn robots you're awesome and supportive I hope things work out your way as it did for me
You guys can do it!
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>>38709551
I was a normie for a couple of hours REEEEEEE
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>>38709553
You know what? When you mentioned sorcery it dawned on me... I think she was an Wiccan.
Did I sell my soul?
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>>38708618
>failed ormie bragging about losing virginity
Good for you I guess
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i'm a 26 year old bitter virgin. Not even going to tell you to get off this board. Good job asshole.
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pls leave... ppl like u disgust me
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>>38709714
>>38709720
Losing virginity is so fucking overrated we shouldn't care this much about it but I guess it can get disappointing with ourselves sometimes
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>>38709797
Do not worry, it won't be recurrent
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