I think I might pay a girl to wash my hands. Anyone ever done

>>38707657
Like, a manicure?
It's not unheard of. Treat yo self.

>>38707673
no just to wash my hands

what the fuck is a manicure

>>38707733
It's the full service hand wash

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>have a wank
>don't wash hands
>manicurist is touching penis by proxy

>>38707743
sounds like new age crapshit to me

>>38707816
>not going to the salon for a hot oil manicure to soften your cuticles
This is 2017, Anonymous.

>>38707657
>I think I might pay a girl to wash my hands.
One time, or every time your hands need washing?

>>38707962
enh, maybe I'll just pretend to faint near one of them and see if that gets them to wash my hands

>>38708036
They'd sooner pour water over your face or just shake you then call 911.

That's if they believed you actually fainted- I don't trust you have the nerve to actually collapse- if you break your fall on the way down to spare yourself any pain it's obvious you didn't actually faint.