Reminder that Chad is not your enemy and you should be friends

>>38706479
I am his enemy

>>38706479
>implying real chads are not likeable and well adjusted human beans
>implying chads aren't inheritally nice people
Chad invited me over yesterday and we played d3 on his PS4, we're going bowling today.

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> try to befriend chad
> used for cheap giggles
> chad bros laugh at my expense
> it's just jokes
> am i too pussy to take a joke
> tolerate the ridicule
> become doormat
> at least i have cool friends

>>38706479
I'm going to become Chad, not befriend him.

I still don't get how people on this board can be so redpilled about how life gives everything to Chad and nothing to betas and not be working to become Chad. If you work out and work on your social skills, it's easier than it's ever been before because most men theses days are low test beta males.

>>38706479
i had a chad friend once, he got killed in a car crash when drunk.
Don't be Chad, be Brad.

>>38706737
Because some people don't want to be Chad or part of society and would rather see everyone die in agony as all their dreams and hope are crushed as they realise their existence are meaningless in the grand scheme of thing?

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>>38706816
original text face coming up--- :3

>>38706490
False, an enemy is someone he'd reckon with.
Someone to compete with, you're literally nothing compared to him.
He sees you as who you are, a nobody.

Chad friend tries to get you laid and congratulates you if you have a gf.

Brad tries to steal your gf or humiliate you in front of her.

>>38706479
>chad regards a loser like you worthless wishing you all the worst
>can you befriend someone that perceive you worthless and wish you all the worst

>>38706479

The Problem with /r9k/ is they took the idea of an alpha male and went way to far.

They think of Chad and think of an 80's high school bully jock/meathead or a Ted Bundy style evil psycho lawyer with male model looks.

Why? Because in your basement your only reference is movies, TV, and highschool.

In real life alpha men dont have to be ripped at all (it helps) but attitude, and wealth are the primary contributors over looks every day.

Being a total dick to everyone isnt a positive social trait in the adult world, most "chads" are actually very polite and decent.

>>38708212
That's a very interesting post. Care to write more?

Chad's are just as likely to be good or bad people as any other people. Good Chads want to help others ascend to Chadliness, while bad Chads want to laugh at others for not being Chad.

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>>38706737
I can't become chad. Even if it clears there's scarring. I'm also a 5'8 manlet, balding, and have shitty pec inserts

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>Just be yourseIf bro, it worked for me!

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>>38708492
Different poster, but I see the point.
an Alpha male isn't really out to /be/ the best, I think they just are destined to be on top. The ones who try very hard to hold a position close to the top are the ones who'll usually happily shove people underneath them to feel more self-assured.
This post is simple, but illustrates the point well. >>38708019
I think in the end, R0bots managed to sort of stigmatize anyone who is socially well-off, creating a very self-fulfilling 'us v them' mentality.

>>38708492
More in what way? Its pretty straight forward.

>>38706479
>>38706546
Chad's are normally great people to be around. What reason do they have to be bitter or insecure or cruel? Their life is awesome. Every step they take is another step towards the next awesome thing happening to them. People are kind or accommodating towards them all the time. Women smile sincerely at them with obvious attraction in their eyes. They throw themselves at his feet with minimal effort. People want to be near him in the vain, misguided hope that maybe, just maybe, they'll be able to absorb some of the je ne sais pas that makes them them.

Hell, most Chads were even born under auspicious circumstances. Two happy, loving parents in an equally good-looking, unbroken home. Given all the best opportunities in life by their attentive and warmly affectionate parents. Befriended by their peers at an early age because their good looks mean they're immediately seen as being more trustworthy. They excel at sports or socialisation or sometimes even academics due to a good genetic composition.

They have their pick of women to lose all their firsts to at an early age when everything's still magical and meaningful. Locking lips with that nervous girl next door during a game of spin the bottle, feeling their first boob in a broom closest during seven minutes in heaven, losing their virginitiy before 16 with a girl who genuinely wants to be with them forever.

And then they go into the world and the only thing they find are more opportunities. More people who are naturally drawn to their charisma and grace. More people who smile and welcome and hang on their every word. Who want to give them positions ad opportunities because they like being near them.

Why would a Chad ever be a horrible person when all he's ever sampled since the day he was born is the sweet nectar of life?

I have befriended many Chads in my lifetime. The trick is to always meet them at places where there will be no girls, like playing vidya at home or drinking at a sports bar.

>>38708670
He's not dumb. He knows how shit things can be and that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. There's a limited amount of resources and that he is one of the lucky few holding the most wealth. He knows there are others constantly working to usurp that. He must hold on to it even if it means being a horrible person. He does this all the while having everything in his lap so he can smile as he spits on your face knowing everybody else will still love him for it because they want what he has and he is idolized for it.