/britfeel/

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>>38706305
Fine edition. Best hand out the licences to the lads.

whats your opinion on national service, lads? Torn on it myself, my granddad supposedly had a great a time but i can understand how it would be hellish for others.
I don't think if people did do it they should be forced into combat roles however

>>38706280
I work on emails now, phone gremlin

>>38706364
>pakibo is so hard to understand they put him on emails
kek

>>38706344
Same. My granddad speaks highly of it but I could barely handle school let alone military training.

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Why do brains not work well when driving lads?

You look at a motorbike or bicycle when not in a car? Easy to see right?
Then when you get in a car suddenly these become invisible.

I've had a few close calls where my brain has just gone "No there isn't a car coming THEREFORE NOTHING IS COMING".
Why do our brains do this?

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>>38706393
Pretty sure he's lived here all his life and doesn't even speak paki. He's more English than a lot of posters here

>>38706411
my granddad described it as a '3 year payed holiday in Germany'
there's even photos of him hanging around the base's pool with his friends

>>38706344
It would have to be reintroduced gradually. The youth of today would be too soft to handle it at first

>>38706393
My call time excellent

I'm hitting over 11 an over, target is 10
More then half of people aren't doing that, just like 6 people

>>38706436
Thanks, lad

>>38706425
no that's just called not looking, not every person who drives a car does that

>>38706477
But I did look.

there is no fucking (you), only me

>>38706436
>more english than a lot of the posters here
Seeing as this is a british thread for british people, he's probably the same amount of english.

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Tip tip gentlesirs! Post waifus or something

I just got back to my place after spending time with family and there is so much to do it's ridiculous. Spent the whole day in bed but now it's time to get moving. What are you lads up to?

/Britfeel/ anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_hN3otvC6g

>>38706509
you can look but sometimes you need to know what you're looking for

>>38706523
Have you not seen all the yanks posting? And I'm sure there's a lot of people posting here who aren't british born and bred

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>>>38706305
>All of his girlfriends are fresh 4/10 africans

What is he planning?

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>>38706516
>there is no fucking (you), only me
(you)

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>>38706532
Gonna spend a couple hours later autistically trying to finish a TFC map

As long as I can find some time where people won't join the server.

And I've got some 3 hours movie queued up for later on tonight as well.

>>38706556
I'm aware of a few yanks and euros. I just wouldnt call the amount a lot.

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is this the most based human of all time? please, i dare you, tell me someone more based

>>38706516
>>38706579
it's (You) you lazy fucks, you're already holding shift for the bracket you cucks

>>38706631
>it's (You) you lazy fucks
[you]

>>38706626
Who tha fooks tha?

>>38706626
dunno, but he did btfo that normie chad plato

>>38706652
Diogenes
obviously.

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>>38706652
Diogenes, you silly boy

>>38706584
Nice, what film? I'm thinking about watching some Tarkovsky just to put my shitty attention span to the test. Those are about 3 hours as well

>>38706572
Weird when he could pick and choose, mother of his kids is rank and his kid looks like a britfeel poster

>>38706626
>urinated on some people who insulted him,[48] defecated in the theatre,[49] and masturbated in public

The original pee pee poo poo NEET. Absolutely based

>>38706626
>He declared himself a cosmopolitan and a citizen of the world rather than claiming allegiance to just one place.
>He became notorious for his philosophical stunts such as carrying a lamp in the daytime, claiming to be looking for an honest man.
He sounds like an annoying faggot

>>38706689
The atheist fedora of the day

>>38706700
Dunno mate it's not like he was lecturing people about the laws of physics to try and seem intellectual

>>38706689
>>38706683

he is like the smart version of ebin

>>38706669
I-I dont want to say because some bugger here will inevitably spoil it for me!

Tarkovsky is a bit too patrician for me. I only watch main stream stuff >_<

>>38706658
>>38706666
Yeah seems like a safe geezer tbqh, Ill have a more thorough read into his life and legacy later. Sorry for my ignorance you puffs.

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>>38706532
m'waifu
I've just got done watching My Hero Academia, this season is looking pretty good desu haha.
Might try to be productive but I'm feeling pretty low at the moment.
How was visiting family anon haha

>going to my brothers to smoke weed and watch boxing/UFC later
I dont have the energy for any of it

>>38706732
foxlad is the smart version of ebin

>>38706785
Smart in the sense he knew when his gimmick was run into the ground and fucked off?

>>38705970
tbf lad he might have been worried that somebody might set up a camera or something around the dropsite

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>>38706747
I've only seen his first one, I doubt I'll understand his later work. I'm probably just doing it to feel patrician tbqh

There's nothing wrong with main stream stuff either, I know this isn't always the case but if it's a 3 hour film there's probably more to it than some shitty one and a half hour rom com flick

>>38706798
and in general, he won some student awards too

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>Tarkovsky

>>38706810
>just doing it to feel patrician tbqh

If you enjoy it, then that's an added bonus then!

>>38706755
Would you recommend it? I'm not really a fan of those slice of life/schoolgirl animes if that's what it is sorry

I couldn't really use the internet much so it was a bit shit. Village living is comfy as hell though, I could get used to it. Also being hounded everyday about uni and not having a job was great haha!

started writing massive blog posts that nobody would even read because they're too long and boring

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>>38706850
t. marvel fan

>awake for 5 hours
>still haven't eaten anything
Well I'm off to the paki shop to get some milk and bread. Want anything?

>>38706962
Cornetto please lad.

Serious question

You're not supposed to have more than about 8 shots of vodka yet I can mix half a huge glass of vodka with juice which is about 20 shots and yet I don't get drunk

What's going on here?

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>>38706889
It's sort of like an action series, I'm bad with genres but it's not a typical going to school anime. It actually motivated me to get back in shape desu haha.
Generally I'd say, 1st season was alright, 2nd season the same but the 3rd season is currently blowing me away and has been pretty action filled and really getting to the point and it feels great.
It does have its cliffhangers and flaws here and there but I think it's worth the watch personally, they've built up the characters well in my opinion.
Sorry for the paragraphs haha.
What course are you doing at uni though anon, I'm hoping to go this year :)
also super scared that the internet situation might be dire moving out of London again

>>38706971
What flavour though?
I think we've been through this episode before

>>38706920
how is that an insult? the avenger films are great and they have great reviews. the dark knight is absolutely amazing too

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Can anybody recommend a comfy anime?

I literally can't think of anything to watch

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I want to hold hands with someone please...

>>38706962
I want a Ribena.

>>38706982
You're a liar

That's what is going on

>>38707013
Add me on steam. No prison gays though

>>38707013
honestly, I don't even care about being a virgin anymore. I just want to cuddle and hold hands and talk to someone

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>>38707013
Get out of my thread you sick fuck.

>>38707005
Mint please lad.

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>>38707013
Sending a hug my way to you anon
How are you feeling?

>>38707029
>someone else hating on prison gays

email me ya steam laddo

[email protected]

>>38706982
>20 shots and yet I don't get drunk
that's not a thing

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>>38707011
>Can anybody recommend a comfy anime?

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>>38707058
>my way
I meant your way haha
I think I need to go back to bed

>>38707060
http://steamcommunity.com/id/obeseuglyperson

>>38707075
Right, what on Earth did this guy do to piss you off? You've done this twice now.

>71 posts
>21 posters
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>38707011
Mushishi. The comfiest of them all.

>>38707011
Say "I love you" was fairly comfy if I recall correctly

>>38707061
>>38707021
I have slav genes, maybe it's that
it's expensive and annoying

>>38707099
Gives the noggin a joggin

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>>38707009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d90X90o9LtA

Kino that will go down in history

>>38707118
>slav genes
ah you should have said. Are you also a big guy?

>>38707146
Healthy 800lbs, probably

>>38707087
probably ebin or tilde

>>38707146
No im thin. Seriously I fucking hate it and it's stupid

I'm relatively new to alcohol too,maybe I just have a high tolerance. 3-4 beers give me a buzz for reference

>>38706962
Strawberry Cornetto please lad

>>38707171
Thin, 20 shots and not drunk at all
This is either bait or you're 12

>>38707171
Are you one of those guys who mumbles 'I'm not even drunk' as they dance around in their pants vomiting?

>>38707029
I'm really too shy to add people to talk to 1on1 but thanks.. m-maybe when I have something to drink I could add you
>>38707040
to feel the warmth of their skin touching mine, ahhh it would be bliss
>>38707041
s-sorry for being so lewd, anon..
>>38707058
>>38707069
hehe here's a hug back at you, I'm feeling good now knowing you nice lads are here. how long have you been up lad?

>>38707210
No

>>38707198
I don't know how to prove it to you

>>38706962
It's the 'corner shop' lad, and can you get me a pack of burger bites.

>>38707228
>I don't know how to prove it to you
drinking live stream pls

Mum dropped at 5 quid note earlier, I had to dive for it in between the gust that originally took it and the next gust, we're talking milliseconds here so I went without any forethought. Managed to get a hand on it only to realize the situation afterwards. I was inches away from a girls fat arse, so close I could have probably smelt it if I was so inclined but I wasn't, I may have got disgusted and confused looks from people but I hope they just read the situation for what it was. I had no interest in her posterior and in fact found it disgusting.

>>38707237
But the sign literally says 'Paki Shop'

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>>38707211
I've been up since about 12 but didn't get much sleep tbqh.
Glad you're feeling good though now anon :)

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>>38707247
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
don't lie

>>38707287
Nah it was a disgusting fatty, not a nice fat arse I mean one of cellulite, fish and maybe chlamydia

>tfw the roastie that you stalk on twitter is posting new selfies tonight
FeelsGoodMan

>>38707287
prison gay feelings evaporating

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>>38707287
Careful there lad, Fatty Defence Force might be out

>>38707313
desu it did nothing for me and i'm prison gay. Never been into female bums or tits desu

>>38707323
>never been into female bums or tits desu
That just means you're actually gay, not prison gay

whats the most normie name lads? im thinking ollie

>>38706344
It would be beneficial for society, but I don't want to fight in any of these Jew wars. I want to serve my country before anyone else's.

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>>38707313
There we go lad, I outgrew that prison gay shit too.

>>38706425
Maybe you're just a shit driver.

Trying to get the energy to shower lads.

>>38707350
She's definitely not an anal virgin

>>38707350
mummy aaaaaa

>>38707339
Nah has to be Dave. Everyone knows a chad lad named Dave

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>Work a job where my weekend can literally be ruined by one fucking phone call
>Only get paid 26k

Reeeeeee

>>38707335
not really into guys either tbqh, like willies thats about it

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>>38707350
>no cock
not even a tingle

>>38707379
26k is great what are you on about? I'd love to have that money. Unless you're in London in which case
>lol

>>38707383
>not really into guys
>like willies
I hate this place

>>38707378
nah because you see robots can be dave's, 'ollie' is a trendy normie name that trendy normies give to their trendy normie kids

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>>38707394
>26k is great
mfw

>>38707398
gay guys are insufferable degenerates and I'm not that big into the male body although there's exceptions

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>>38706532
M'ricefu

Just went out for a woodland walk in the rain. Was pretty comfy desu. Saw a makeshift woodland shelter that someone had stuck a "To Let" sign next to, made me chuckle a bit.

Now I'm going to browse 4chin and a Facebook political group I'm in for a bit while listening to some tunes. Then I'm going to go stock up on beers, have a bath that will probably escalate into a wank, have dinner, then... dunno, play vidya all night maybe?

>>38706626
I like his dags

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>>38707414
I love rainy walks.

What vidya are you currently playing?

>>38707430
avatarfagging is agaisnt the rules you queer

>>38707435
2 avatar posts in 1 thread (out of about 15 of my actual posts)

I think that's a fine ratio, queer

Just had a pulled pork roll from Greggs lads, it was pretty tasty.

>>38707379
>Only get paid 26K
Nigger I work full time retail and get 15K IF I hit bonus consistently.

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>Only get paid 26K

oh however do you manage

>>38707394
no i don't live in London. You really don't want my job.

I can be called in to work a 12 hour shift at any moment.

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>>38706532
Just had a cornetto tbqh now gonna play some vidya

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>>38707430
Don't usually go for them but earlier this year I bought a raincoat for 70 quid so I figured I might as well use it. Was nice and quiet, no shitty kids or dogs about.

Currently I'm going through all 3 routes of FE Fates again, and also playing Saints Row 2 which I haven't played in years. After one of those is done with I might splash out for a PS4 since I still don't have a new gen console or even a PC. Just got paid and I could do with the retail therapy right now.

>>38707435
Leave it out queermo

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>>38706532
I've done like four poos already today and I can feel another one brewing, what is this madness.

>>38707087
that's my ID and I can hazard a guess at the person posting it not that he ever speaks to me directly of course

>>38707487
Yeah and you work your 40 hours a week and never have to take your work home with you.

imagine you've done a 40 hour week. And someone just calls in 3 hours before their shift starts and says "I'm ill lol do my fucking work". That's my job.

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>browsing music collection
>realize it tells me the quality of each file in the corner of the screen
>almost half of it is under 320k
>need to go through all 14,000 songs and re-download the ones that aren't 320k
This should be a fun weekend

>>38707516
Must have had some rotten plums

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>>38706305
ANAKIN SKYWALKER IS THE SLOTH CREATURE

SNOKE HAS MULITPLE BODIES HE'S A FORCE VAMPIRE

REY CAN PHYSICALLY SEE AND MANIPULATE THE FORCE

HER PARENTS ARE DEAD THEY WERE KILLED BY SNOKE WHEN THEY TRIED TO BRING HER TO LUKE FOR TRAINING

KYLO EATS ANAKINS FORCE GHOST AND KILLS IT

A PENGUIN MAKES REY LOSE THE FIGHT TO KYLO

THERES AN X WING ON THE ISLAND

LUKE KILLS ALL OF THE KNIGHTS OF REN IN ONE MOVE

KYLO REY AND LUKE TEAM UP AGAINST SNOKE AT THE VERY END

KYLO IS BEING A SNEAKY SITH

FILM ENDS WITH LUKE FACING OFF AGAINST SNOKE

>>38707520
That's against the working time directive.

>>38707542
>Rey is even more of a Mary Sue now

God sake

>>38707516
>not that he ever speaks to me directly of course

wonder why

>>38707516
>>38707541
Too many plums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcniAcWg0Q

2 normies conspired to get me off britfel for two hours

1 came round to hang out, and I would have ignored him but a 2nd normie came round to drop off a birthday present so when the first normie knocked I assumed it was the 2nd, opened the door to him and a minute later the 2nd normie came down the driveway.

We were all talking for a bit then wandered into town but it dragged on so fucking long. Thank god I'm back home on /britfeel/ now

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>>38707542
You forgot
>the black guy and the pilot get off with each other and have a gay relationship YAAAAAAS QUEEN SO PROGRESSIVE

>>38707570
That doesn't happen. He gets betrayed by some double agents in the rebellion and ends up going to Snokes castle and finding his crypt where he figures out Snoke uses multiple bodies.

>>38707570
That image is cringe as fuck holy shit.

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>>38707542
This sounds retarded, like a bad extended universe novel. It makes me think if Star Wars was any good in the first place.

>>38707547
And If I bought that up with my boss I'd just get sacked.

>But you can't sack someone for that

You can sack someone for anything. They will just find some small mistake you've made and use it to fire you. Even if you go to tribunal. They will just pay you off a couple hundred quid. Meanwhile while you've been waiting for the tribunal you're not earning.

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>saw the force awakens with my oneitis
>since then she's dropped me and thinking about Star Wars makes me depressed

>>38707516
Sounds hot

Do go on...

>>38707585
>star wars
>having an intricate, decent plot
Are you sure about that
>>38707626
What's the matter lad it's just a racial caricature

>>38707566
Spoiler: you're the normie

>>38707687
It's not really intricate you fag, they just LOL BETRAYAL 4 no raisin.

>>38706305
>be scottish
>unite england and scotland under one crown
>complain about it 400 years later

>>38707687
It's just dumb. No normal human being saw the new star wars and started raging about niggers and jews.

>>38707749
scots drive me crazy, all the snp does is make the tories stronger yet all the time it's complaining about them

>>38707747
Fair enough I'll correct myself
>having any semblance of a real plot
>>38707767
Well you're gonna see more and more of it now so deal with it

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>>38707749
>be scottish
>want to leave UK
>want to rejoin EU
>end up doing neither of these things anyway
Why can't Scots into Nationalism? Pic semi-related

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>>38707516
I'm about to pop out my fourth poo of the day too. Think that Dominos from last night is doing me in.

Lads do you think that I can get a loaf of bread and some milk for 2.50?
I want to go to my local corner shop to support local business but I think they charge more than the big supermarkets, don't want to embarrass myself

>>38706532
>blogpost and avatar fagging

>>38708024
Might be a bit dicey but I'd say you can get both for 2.50. Milk would be 95p for 2 pints at a cornershop and bread wont be that much. You'll be alright lad.

>>38708026
>once in a thread, with his post also asking a question to anons
fuck you, this is fine. you'd understand the need for this if you didn't have means of socialisation other than /britfeel/

>>38708052
Most of the waifuposters have perfectly functioning social lives though, they even disappear for weeks on dates and then think we care about their awful blogs when they return

>>38708024
I mean, technically if that's all you want it should be fine to go to a supermarket because those are lossy items, the store banks on you buying other items to actually turn a profit

>>38708074
I don't, and one post is far from intrusive.

>>38708074
>>38708026
calm down ebin lad the thread isn't just about you you know

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>>38706532
Posting Teafu

Done fuck all today lads. Woke up at 12, ate a cheap iceland pizza, had a cuppa and a wank and have just been playing Zero Dawn since then.

Should probably at least shower this evening at some point.

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>>38708074
>tfw borderline-hikki with no friends

>Another day another argument about a smelly NEET and some prision gay attention whores
Wew lad, why do I even open this anymore. It's an addiction.

>>38708074
a lot of people in britfeel have some form of a social life

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>>38708132
>/britfeel/ nearly dies
>it doesn't stay dead

>>38708024
Just go with what's cheaper. Corner shops stay afloat with booze sales anyway.

>>38708074
Been NEET longer than you, and probably leave the house less than you

>>38708024
easy lad. depending on how much milk you want.

Loaf should set you back no more than a quid unless all they've got is Hovis and Warburtons or something . Can usually get a couple of pints of milk for less than a quid too.

>>38708155
Who is the lovely bit of totty in the stripey dress? Corr, she's making my trousers a bit tight if you know what I mean

>reading the tibetan book of the dead

fucking hell. this is a lot more entertaining, interesting and philosophically thought provokinig than either the Quran or bible.

So easy baiting (you)'s on weekends

Is it acceptable to go tell the neighbour to shut his baby up? I've got a stonking headache and can't hear anything but this sodding baby screaming and crying

>>38708181
Google is saying Chiaki Takahashi, but it might be the wrong lass. Can't really tell.

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>>38708197
So devilish lad

can only stay awake for about 4 hours before sleeping for about 2.5hours
do nothing other than play pokemon in those hours awake

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>>38708200
I've done it before lad and it did not end well at all. All I got was a bunch of -

>You can't tell me how to raise my kid! Who the fuck do you think you are?

When I responded with "well someone needs to because you're doing it wrong" Her boyfriend punched me and threatened to kill me. People are so sensitive about their fucking spawn

>want to buy Pueraria Mirifica for reasons
>can only find a legit source on Etsy
>PayPal account is locked from when I got someone banned on LoL while boosting him
fuck...

>>38708194
careful lad, youre dangerously close to looking like russel brand

>>38708272
>wanting to buy a dodgy thai hormone supplement
Wew

>>38708050
>>38708078
>>38708158
>>38708174
Just got back lads. 99p for 1 litre of milk and 1.29 for kingsmill bread(only option), for a total of 2.28.
Asda sells the same bread for around 80p and the milk for 60p. Shan't be going to the paki shop again!

>>38708210
Looks about right, hell I'll take it. Christ, these naughty piccies are a bit hot. Might have to go for a cheeky little one in a bit. Cheers lad

>>38708284
dont worry lad. im not a belled lefty anarchist.

Any /Manchester/ bros here?

Gonna go out tonight.

anyone go to liverpool pride?

>>38708341
Didsbury here. Probably staying in tonight.

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>>38708319
Glad I could be of some help, lad. Let me know if you find a really lewd picture of her or something.

Just gave my room a good vacuum. I always find I can let it get to a certain state of mess, but beyond that I can't stand it.

>>38708341
>Willingly leaving your house
Normie alert.

>>38708376
I'm guessing you're under 25.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s02yEM3NlXQE

>>38708385
I'm 22. What does age have to do with going outside?

>>38708395
Because you grow out the "normie reeee phase" m8

>>38708352
forgot that it was on. might have went today if i knew. might go tomorrow if any of my mates want to go. might be cringy and annoying but it looks like a bit of a laugh

Got platinum on Final Fantasy 15
Only took 3 weeks, would have been quicker if I had more TV time

Tilde added me on PSN
She's really casual, must be young and not play much
(Finish Digimon Cyber Sleuth!)

>>38706776
UFC is on until like 5am

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>>38708404
But I don't have any friends and probably never will.

>>38708341
Which part of Manchester is nice for a little bit of a pub crawl and a nice meal?

Nothing with any dress code bullshit though

>>38708247
Post team

>>38708392
Anything goes, even CHINESE.

going for a wee lads, want anything?

>>38708455
Some toilet duck for me, lads

>>38708341
Manchester girl here

>>38708361
Posh twat

>>38708439
Didsbury (west or village), Chorlton and Northern Quarter. Maybe Fallowfield and Withington but they're full of students and scallies.

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>Manchester girl here

>>38708461
>lads
Not sure why I referred to you in the plural there, lad

>>38708455
Make us a brew while you're up please lad. I'm gasping.

milk and two.

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>>38708463
>Manchester
>GIRL
>Here
This post is not correct

>>38708488
can't lad, kettle is downstaires and theres normies down there

what dota hero should i pick lads

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>when poley posts anything

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>>38708463
>Manchester girl here
come on

>>38708496
Choose Brewmaster because I really want to put my willy in him.

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>>38708463
Jealous that Didsbury is super comfy and not a shithole like Rochdale?

>>38708463
OP here.

Let's meet up and I'll creampie you.

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>get a (you)
>it's from poley

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>>38708494
Nah not worth it. Cheers anyway. I'll make you one, kitchen is about one step from my bedroom. Plus no normies.

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Ingrown toenail's flared up for the third time now. Need to get the fucker chopped off already, been putting it off for so long.

>>38708439
I like the Italian place in the printworks.

>>38708531
I hate those managed to get 5 in the span of three years. How long have you had it?

>>38708531
Put a toothpick under it and kick a wall.

>>38708305
but I want to look cute but not take HRT, if I take something natural but equally as strong in my brain it seems less serious..?

>>38708512
Sure

>>38708510
You're just jealous because we get weekly EDL marches

>>38708529
thanks lad, you're a legned

>>38708553
How do you want to do this?

I'm legit serious.

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i hope you all have a very beautiful evening. pic related is for you my friends

>>38708571
>I'm legit serious.

You know who that is, right?

If so...l please let this happen

>>38708553
>we get weekly EDL marches
Top kek. Why would they waste time in a paki shithole known for grooming children?

>>38708593
No. I don't aha.

Do tell.

>>38708605
Lmao I joke.

I've just remembered it's poleaboo.

>>38708545
It's all happened in the space of about 8-10 months I think. The first time I had it for about a month. Even after a course of antibiotics the swelling and soreness took a while to go down.

The second time wasn't AS bad, knew what was happening so I went to the doctor and basically just told her to give me antibiotics.

A few days ago the pus came back again. But it hasn't been bothering me too much and I can't be arsed to go to the doctor's again so I'm just going to leave it. If it gets horrible again I think I'll just bite the bullet and see someone about getting the op done. The thought of having it makes me cringe but if it stops it from happening again then so be it.

>>38708548
That's a great way to get a deep, infected wound anon. I hope you never become a doctor

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Back from work. Mr Shekelberg was kind enough to let me go 30 minutes early. Got some lucozade zero afterwards. Tastes okay desu but I haven't had the sugary one in years so my memory might be off

What's the plan for Saturday night then anons?

>>38708575
Y-you too

>>38708422
Thanks for accepting poley

>>38708639
I once ended up cutting off tonnes of dead skin, cutting the nail and pulling it out, then cutting down to the infection, poking it with a needle then squeezing it all out.
Pretty gross but it felt amazing and fixed the reoccurring problem for me.

>>38708659

'''''''''''''''''she''''''''''''''''''''''

Roleplaying is one thing, but you don't actually believe it do you?

>>38708659
Gonna grab some of that Gin everyone keeps banging on about from Aldi.

Maybe go out tonight in town or I'll just stay at home and get some burgers and buns with aforementioned gin or red wine.

Might watch some Anime.
Not watched it since I was 18 and I'm 25 now, nothing seems to be good in comparison to Hellsing Ultimate.

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Scratchcard Saturday

What will I win

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>>38708683
don't cut yourself on that edge anon
lmao

>>38708734
You're gonna win 15 bongs anon

>>38708683
I thought waifuposters were nice...

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>Ebin is now mates with Poley by proxy

>>38708662
Sounds good if you know what you're doing but I don't want to end up making it worse. Think I'd rather have the surgeon do it. At least they anaesthetise the toe

>>38708759

I'm not one of the waifuposters

>>38708052
Except I don't, and I still don't feel the need to do it.

You also use a fake personality.

You're a twat, like it or not

>>38708763
I bet Amir has fantasies of choking him to death. The paki's been made quite irrelevant due to ebin's autism

>>38708659
Didn't know you were a wagie, Tilde. What do you do for a living? >>38707414 here's my plans for tonight

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>>38708751

I won a bong twice, 2 bong win on a 1 bong scratchard.

>>38708804
You should get the pac man one now with your two bongs

>>38708811

I'm gonna get a lottery lucky dip

>>38708811
Wakawakawakawaka am I right? Hahaha

>>38708772
Yeah good idea anon, wish you the best. Its super annoying to deal with

>Having a wank to Jynx Maze.
>Blowjob turns into a puke fest.

That's enough porn for me for a while now, lads.

>>38708734
Pretty grim calling it payday desu

>>38708683
I am not really bothered if people call me she or he desu. I like both haha

>>38708726
>aldi

Top lad. Love how cheap they are and good quality too!

Going out sounds scary to me. What do you like about it? Staying home sounds much comfier lad but it's up to you! Enjoy yourself either way

Never seen hellsing ultimate before so I can't really give you any recommendations sorry. But anime is a very fun and enjoyable medium and I'm sure you will find something you like!

>>38708828
lol I get it! God I'm such a nerd XD

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>>38708659
for you tilde my matey

>>38708843

It's not about what people call you, its a case of you realising you're not a female

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>>38708659
Having a bit of a slump at the moment haha
Not really sure what to do, I tried doing something productive earlier and then my mood ended up tanking
What about you Tilde?

>>38708571
I'm working 12-8 next week so just tell me where to be an when

Like a specific spot, pick me up from there

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>>38708863
>being this buttblasted salty

>>38708726
Watch Gungrave if you like Hellsing. I've never seen Hellsing so I can't really compare it storywise but it seems pretty similar, at least artwise.

Maybe check out a newer show too called Drifters. I believe it's the same studio as Hellsing or something.

>>38708840
What's wrong with you? Puking on a cock is not only a sign of total submission, but also a great way for girls to lose weight

>>38708893

Better than being a tranny

>>38706532
>after spending time with family
>didn't have means of socialisation other than /britfeel/

You and your boyfriend need to fuck off again

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>When ex-Muslim Bonya Ahmed reached out her hand to accept an award in London on Sunday, it was missing her thumb.

>Islamists hacked it off in Bangladesh, 2015.

>She had thrown her arms in front of her husband Avijit Roy to shield him from machetes as a mob cut the life out of him for criticising Islam.

>The attack happened in a crowded public street but the people - including police - stood by and did nothing.

>The ceremony that recognised this brave woman had to be held in a secret location because London is no longer safe for exMuslims, atheists or even secular Muslim believers who dare to say that Islam should not be implemented as a system of laws.

>Let that sink in- these people had to gather in an undisclosed location.. Not in Bangladesh, but in Britain.

Lads how do we save our country? I have no hope left for this shithole.

>>38708352
i went but i missed the parade so it was basically just the shitty acts on, but the vibe was pretty good, everyone was there to have a good time and the weather was nice

a lot of chavvy teenagers getting pissed though

saw this one girl who must have been about 15 and she was really smashed so she took her jeans down, squatted and had a piss in the middle of a crowd lol

>>38708639
I don't know what happened but my brother and I both had then and all we did was cut the ingrown part back once a week and now they're sorted

>>38706305
Can I get a britbong to sponsor me to live on your island pls.

I can bring all my good boy points with me and we can get some tendies and ice cream when I arrive.

>>38708940
didn't you go to the shops with your mummy this morning ebin?

you should fuck off with your boyfriend too

>>38708945
>professional victims

>>38708945
Take this to /pol/
Britfeels is for comfyposting

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i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now i want a bf now

>>38708981
They are lucky Allah lets them still inhale from their haram noises.

>>38708998
Are you gay or a trap?

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Having some sausages for dinner.

What you having lads?

>>38708958
I've tried cutting them but I'm so cack handed I always end up making it worse. It does sometimes ease the pain for a few days but then it'll grow back even more retardedly

>>38708994
>If I ignore it, it will go away.

>>38709011
Had some calamari with chips and salad

>>38708981
>>38708994
What happens in your life to have your first instinct defened paki rapists?

>>38709011
Where are the beans, lad?

>>38708998
Add me on steam, no prison gays please

>>38708828
Thats my fave bit in mortal combat xD

>>38708981
>>38708994
Did you read that correctly lad? People had to have a hidden celebration in ENGLAND because it would upset allah and his muslims.

>>38709036
What the actual fuck is your problem?

>>38708940
Having a family makes me a normie now? I feel sorry for whoever this is, you're mentally ill

Also never had a boyfriend, never will

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>>38709011
Looks fucking gorgeous, apart from the tomatoes

Dunno lad I'll probably have some rice with whatever else I have in the house, haven't decided

>>38709006
b-both?
>>38709011
that would be really nice with some sauce, but good all the same lad

I think I'm having lasagna

>>38709011
That's a nice pouched egg

>>38709011
Chicago town microwave pizza, only 1.29 from the coop

>>38709058
>b-both?

Dropped. The prison gays can have you

>>38709028
>>38709049
yeah it's just like that MRA guy wanted to organise a march and had to 'meet up in secret' it's just a sob story

>>38709032
No tins of beans left in the cupboard, didn't want to walk down the shops in pissing rain.

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Think /britfeel/ was a mistake, lads.

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>>38709018
>>38709028
>>38709049
Pretty sure everyone can agree that its shit but /pol/ exists for a reason
Stop shitting up /britfeels/ with politics and uncomfy posts
reeeeeeeeeee

>>38708945
Don't be so islamaphobic anon

>>38709081
where you from we got golden summer here atm

>>38708858
Thank you anon! Hope you are having a good day!

>>38708865
Feel alright tbqh. Sorry you're in a slump. I felt that way yesterday. Forcing yourself to do something just makes it worse I think. Hope you feel better soon~

>>38708998
So do I anon but you probably aren't close enough

>>38709089
American here, I just want to watch britfeel burn. That's all.

>>38709058
Had a bit of HP sauce on the side.

Lasagne is nice lad.

>>38709089
>Waifuposter is a progressive little boy for big mussies
Everytime.

>>38709088
You were a mistake. Your mum told me herself

>>38709089
Where was this crying about uncomfy posting when that paki was shitting up the thread yesterday about christianity

>>38709116
That's a picture of a chair, what are you talking about?

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>>38709107
>Yanks are the reason britfeels is becoming uncomfy
was dumping tea in the harbour not enough you bastards
rrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38709096
Glorious rainy Glasgow

To be fair though, the rain is pretty comfy.

>>38709106
probably not... Wales here
>>38709113
that's the best sauce! very nice desu

>>38708945
And people will still defend islam. Those people are only allowed to criticise it because they are brown.

>>38709128
Desu there's nothing with Christ-bashing. Islam stuff is overdone and overedgy.

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>don't interact with any women for a week
>end up wanking to gay furry porn
Help me, lads

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>>38709089
Sorry lad I'm feeling like pure shit, just want the empire back x

>>38709130
I laughed way too much at this post.

Thanks anon-kun.

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>>38709101
That's good haha
I think I'll just settle down and maybe try watching a movie or something I guess.
Thanks anyway Tilde :)

>>38709106
Anywhere near the North West?

>>38709152
Get a ferret. You'll interact with it daily and chase the furry porn away

>>38709096
>>38709141
I'm in the south west and it's also pissing it down...I hate this weather

>>38709106
Anywhere near Coventry?

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>>38709157
come here lad...

>>38709171
Ferrets kind of smell and I already have a cat

>>38709051
whats wrong with you? why are you being so rude

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>>38709130
>yank's proudest moment was throwing some boxes of tea off a ship
>conveniently forget about how we burned their precious little white house to the ground
You guys are so cute honestly

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>>38709160
Glad to be of service anon
:^)
>>38709157
me too anon, me too

>>38709146
Unless it's the very south of Wales, then yeah..

>>38709181
>>38709167
And nowhere near either of you, sorry

>>38709246
You're Bristol guy aren't you?

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I don't know if they still post here, but I'd like to that that anon that cheered me up when my friend was on holiday again.
/britfeel/ can have some very nice people browsing sometimes.

>>38708965
not ebin he needs to fuck off

>>38709055
Mentally ill most people are. What's your excuse for not being normal when you have a healthy family life and no mental illness?

>Also never had a boyfriend, never will
Because you're a self obsessed twat, of course you wont.

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Time to browse the internet for 12 hours before going to bed again lads

>>38709259
Everyone always accuses me of being Bristol guy but I dont even know who that is
It might be me?

>>38709303
Jynx Maze and Asa Akira Anal

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>>38709293
Don't think that's me, but whats up anon?
Are you feeling okay?

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>>38709246
I'm pretty far down south honestly

>>38709329
Yeah, I'm fine. I just felt like saying thanks again because some things just stick with you for some reason and I felt like saying it. Hope you're okay, too.

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say hello to my husbando /britfeel/ :)

>>38709303
>tfw

Come to America, it won't be so boring.

>>38709306
I remember the "bf" posters, and there's always 1 guy from Bristol involved somewhere

>>38709011
Chinese takeaway. How come the Chinese do chips better than the British? We had a Chinese chippy here and it was amazing. The hyped up English one isn't nearly as good.

>>38709306
Whereabouts are you then, lad?

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>>38709306
Sup senpai bs10 reporting in

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fuck off normie homosexual fagboys

/scratchcard/ saturday is here

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>>38709351
Oh okay anon, that's great then
I hope you come across that anon or they get the message