/r9k/ I need your fucking assistance right now. I somehow got

Tell her you've got some pizza at home. Once she arrives offer her a drink and watch a movie. Then bang her like a normalfag and proceed to GTFO forever.

>>38703695
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Fuck man I'm sorry I don't know how this works either

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>>38703695
B urself


In a very original way

You've gotta take her to one of those love hotels and feed her drugs until she orgasms just from being looked at. At least that's how it works in the documentaries I've watched on this subject.

Just ask her what she wants to do.

>>38703695
I would recommend a movie, you won't need to talk as much. Just do something simple for your guys first "date". Be calm and act as you would around her as usual, try to strike up a conversation about something you both like so it won't be as awkward.

>>38703695
Try looking up some interesting events in your area, or places that sound appealing to hang out at. It helps to know what she's interested in, too.

>>38703731
I like your oregano post, sir

>>38703745
I fucking jumped the gun and invited her to go at La Butte de Monmartre in Paris (Saudi Arabia), told her I wanted to take pictures. She fucking accepted what the fuck.
>>38703745
Even if it's a friend I actually don't know so much about her that's why I'm panicking actually. I'm not good at making small talk etc

Invite her round yours to watch a movie, spoon her for a bit then when you feel it's right go for a kiss and things will go from there. Put on a confident/Chad persona if needed.

Worst thing that happens is she pulls away and you just awkwardly spoon her for the rest of the time and maybe she tells a couple friends but no one will really care.

Good luck

>>38703713
This would probably work, a girl probably won't agree to come round yours just the two of you unless she's interested so I think this is a good plan