My conversation with my dad a few minutes ago >anon we spoke

>>38703324
do it, OP trust me you will not regret... you will be your own (and free) man

living in china would be nice desu if u speak the language

>>38703324
Go away John Beta.

>>38703345
Newfag detected.
I am sick of these underage faggots.

If you want to eat some dog
I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just tryna' be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing InternationaI Hotel
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival

>>38703371
Go out and experience the world alone for once faggot I'm doing it right now and I'm telling you, I'm doing good - don't give a shit about anything, no anxiety like when you're living with your parents/girlfriend who judge when you wake up, shower etc. I go to work, make enough money to pay rent and the bills and food, other than that I just fuck around and do what I want, no stress.

>>38703411
I thought I was the only one of 4chan who ate dog. Back in the mainland, it was a delicacy of my family. But in the US, I have to keep it under wraps and slaughter stray or lost dogs just to get that experience

>>38703411
xD filby bank!!!

Saw video of OP getting sucked off by an ugly trap earlier while some other guy filmed it. He's a degenerate.

Guangzhou nowadays are full with niggas.

t.family came from Foshan (the city of Bruce Lee's teacher Ip Man)

Show dick and butt

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>>38703729
Video of him on pornhub

>>38703324

That pic is not even you. You were caught fucking with a tranny and we dont forget

>>38703673

I imagine you typing this stoically in a dark room dimly lit by your monitor, gave me a chuckle.

>>38703738
>>38703700
Thats not the same person man

>move to western country with parents at young age
>grow up western
>parents are disappointed that you don't care about your culture and want to make you less western
What the fuck did you think would happen? Anyone else know this feel?

>>38703738
I don't think that's him

>>38703862
>be born in a foreign country as an immigrant
>will never be a local
>have no roots to either country at all
>no place to belong

>>38703802
>>38703879
Yeah it is. He's been spamming this shit for months and months on end on /pol/ and /r9k/. /r9k/ got his full dox and went into his discord. He's the guy from the video. That picture in the OP isn't him.

>>38703725
https://youtu.be/YGJSDpqkO8U

China is gettin Black.com'd

>>38703917
i mean it's not the same person as the OP picture, as you also pointed out

>>38703324
What
You've been here so many times
Aren't you in China by now? Provide timestamp

>>38704200
Only a lunatic would swap Australia with China.

>Moving to CHINA
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=287_1496902690

Poor OP

>>38704421

What is wrong with Chinese people? The bystander effect seems to be strong

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>>38703324
You've been reposting this for close to a year now yet newfags still fall for your bait. Same ol same ol

>>38703324

Don't forget that mores are different in china. If you get to the airport, it isn't as simple as whistling for a cab. You probably need to ask the flight attendants where you can secure some means of travel. Be sure to not use unconventional greetings for this, depending on the vernacular a slight change in intonation might change the message irrecoverably (for example, 'smell you' doesn't have any easy translation to mainland chinese).

If you manage to get to guangzhou, you're finally there: to take the place on your throne as the fresh prince of guangzhou.

My conversation with my dad a few minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents' ghosts and they said they want you to come over to the other side to be dead with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out dying. You can go with your grands to spook the living once you're.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know

Looks like my family can't take it anymore.

>>38704670
This gets me laughing every time.

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>>38703324
Interesting op. So did mine. Im leaving in September. Tickets already booked

>>38703345
>China
>Free man

Heh.

>>38703324
You've been postin this for 7 month. Fuck off

>>38706611
>being that butthurt

Aylmao, I hope OP will keep on posting.