your most humiliating stories with girls..

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>crush on girl in middle school
>she asks me to carry her books for her while we walk to class and talk in the hallway
>oblige, thinking she'll like the gentlemanly gesture
>fast forward a few weeks
>get new guido Chad in class
>literally his first day at the school
>he sits directly in front of me
>she's sitting across from us
>look up and see her mouthing the words, "Do you want to go out with me?"
>she's talking to him but I think she's talking to me
>I start responding with yes
>she doesn't seem to get it so I make it more obvious
>notice the guy in front of me is also mouthing words
>realize what just happened
>sink into my seat and hope no one noticed

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i wasn't the one humiliated, but still
>in class, sitting across 9/10 qt3.14
>stare at her
>she catches me
>turn away for like 5 second, resume staring at her
>she catches me again
>this happens for 4 or 5 times
>finally she says audibly
>"STOP LOOKING AT ME ANON"
>she expected me to be looking at her, but i wasn't
>she realizes that
>me and other people look at her surprised
>"I-I thought you would be looking at me"
>her face reddens a little
>people are now weirded out
>obviously embarrassed
>mfw i get to keep low key harassing the 9/10 and she is now too embarrassed to react

>high school
>"Friend" and I were chatting on the way to class
>Some girls walk by
> One of them calls for me and points at my feet
> Look down
> Toilet paper with some shit is sticking on to my shoe
>Other girls laugh
>The one that pointed goes and nabs the clean part of the tp
>crumples it and tosses it away in the trash
>Headpats me and leaves
>"Friend" laughs and tries to heatpat me
>Sock him near his nuts and head off to class

>>38703376
>not committing suicide after that

only way to bring balance to force is by offing yourself

>>38703208
>high school
>fall in love with shy cutie
>realize I was rude to her a couple of times
>make amends the next year
>always try to talk to her
>think I'm doing good
>ask her out a couple of times
>she always has excuses
>gets rejected twice

I already posted the story somewhere else. This is abridged version

I don't remember. I literally deleted it off my memory. I never thought those stuff work, but all I remember is that it was super humiliating, so much that I wanted to forget it.

I think my absolute most humiliating story with a girl was during the very last day of high school and a friend of mine wanted me to take a picture of him and some of his female friends and I said a really goofy "say cheese!" and no one said cheese and I just took the picture

that's about it

Not maybe humiliating but kinda cringy
>music class in middle school
>teacher occasionally asks someone to play on the drum set
>one guy who's pretty good always goes
>get jealous
>say I want to play drums too
>from that point on the guy and I play the drums at the same time
>both get one stick
>can't really play so only do the snare drum, he does the rest
>think all the girls think I'm cool for being able to play drums
>just stare at the hot girls and forget to play half the time
The teacher always let me play probably because he though I have autism or something

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>Talking with girl from dating site for few hours
>Im probably out of her league but i want to be her friend atleast
>we really get along
>Asks how i look and i tell her i have long hair and blue eyes
>gets hyper
>starts flirting
>asks for my photo
dont have one
>starts begging me for like an hour to take one quick
Cmon we all look bad on photos, i really want to see your long hair
>want to just say bye and bailout
>fuck it
>go to bathroom and take one quick, send
Uhh sorry aanon, i have to go eat dinner, later
>She ghosts me

I SHOULD HAVE JUST FUCKING BAILED OUT

>>38704841
happend to me. Honestly fuck roasties like that.

>>38704841
>out of her league
>she sees a pic and then ghosts me
sounds to me like she was outta your league faggot.

>>38703208
it gets kind of difficult to pick the most humilating when they've all been humiliating

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>>38704962
Yes thats not what i meant. Made a mistake here you see.Since its not my native tongue, fuck english. And i assure you anon kun that i am not homosexual. Lets not jump to conclusions and and accuse each other of sin in the future.

beat this!
>high school
>my crush was a 10/10 cutie.. now maybe a 9/10
>always looking to her, always thinking of her
>someday she spoke to me "hey anon"
>WTF
>was invited to a party in 2 days where "everyone will come" to
>best and longest 2 days of my fucking life began!
>was imagining every possible way I could talk with her
>even bought new clothes
>the special evening came. finally.
>went to the house of a friend of her
>was surpised to see few guys from my class who has the same luck with girls like me
>not much time passed by and she and her friends came in und laughed
>the "loser contest" began.
>ran away embarrassed and cried all night long
>didn't go to school the next entire week

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>get to be good friends with girl in my accounting class
>she starts indicating she might be into me
>I'm into her
>one Friday night she texts me that she's at a bar and wants me to come out
>I go to the bar, walk right up to her and kiss her
>she immediately swoons and we make out on the dance floor for like 10 minutes
>"anon let's go back to your place"
>awwwww shitttttt here we go
>all over each other on our way back to my place
>get naked and in bed
>eat her out for a bit
>"anon come on just fuck me"
>get in position to fuck her
>dick goes soft
>we spend 30 minutes trying to get it hard
>nothing is working
>end up just talking and falling asleep
>try it again the next night
>same thing happens, I'm hard when we're making out and when the time comes to do the deed I go soft
>completely and utterly embarrassing
>she tells me not to worry about it and it won't change anything
>Monday the next week I try to talk to her at class
>she shuns me
>never talks to me again

haven't tried to have sex since, that was 4 years ago

>>38705188
Al least you had a chance.

> ask her crush to sign my year book
> nervous as hell
> she puts it on the table and opens a page
> chad out of nowhere shoves his year book in her face
> she puts his on top of mine and begins writing
> she gets up and leaves to give it back to him
> mine still sitting on the table
> page flapping in the wind

reason #56829031 why i don't even try anymore

>>38703395
That's pretty fuckin' smooth anon.

>>38705100
If this ever happened then it probably trumps every other story in this thread.

>be 16 y/o me at party
>see qt blonde gril i had a crush on
>shit faced drunk
>she was standing with her friend
>bone time
>drag my friend up to her with me
>hug her
>whisper something in her ear
>black out for 2 minutes
>pretty sure I just molested her
>ask friend did we make out
>hes retarded and doesnt know
>next week all my friends at school do the autistic hype shit/fonzie "ayy" when they see me
>too scared to talk to her again
>most autistic first kiss