THINGS I HATE ABOUT PORN

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>>38701776
>Is this what /pol/ meant when they said porn was a Jewish conspiracy

No.

>>Music no longer plays over the porn like it used to

Thats not a bad thing

>>The cameraman is always the laziest and most uninspired fucker in the room. Nothing is ever elaborate or artistic.

Yea porn really needs to step up to hollywood standards and give angle prespectives from the window/closet/keyhole to really immerse me and make me feel more of a pathetic voyurist.

I don't like how porn's pretty much always dull and the permanent lack of interracial hentai and the few that does exist is pretty racist

The most interesting porn I've seen a while was a JAV with guys sticking their dicks through holes in the classroom waiting to be casually serviced by the teacher and students
It was kinda funny and even though it was probably fake they showed all the actors and I think some crew messing around and having fun on the set. It was nice

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Everything that is not very select Western animation or Western 2D is absolute trash.

Porn is garbage. Ever reason has been listed here and before
Hentai is absolute trash. I'm not a faggot weeb or gook so the horse cocksucker face and the same 3 subjects do nothing for me
doujins are the same

I fap almost exclusively to Rule 34 content. It's all I can stand

>>38701776
Read doujin and h-manga, it's more than just "yamete," and once you find a couple artists you like you're set.

>>38702133
>want to find something birth-heavy
>its one panel between 30 pages or monster NTR

>want rimming
>it's 99% fat old women raping shotas

>want some good old fashioned lesbians
>"lol you mean yuri? have a sliver between futafags, monsters and men. Faggot"

doujin are good for one thing. Traps

I can't get off to porn any more.
Professional porn makes me think of some greasy hand-rubbing kike, ruining the lives of young white women.
Amateur porn saddens me because I feel like these people have cheapened the intimacy of their relationship by spreading it online for everybody to see.

>>38701776
Look up skin diamond she's by far the best pornstar everything seems genuine and she has so much more personality than most

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Regular porn doesn't do it for me, I need something like really extreme. Like borderline rape especially focusing on the genitals. IDK why but that's the only thing that I like other than r34 of objects.
Also in regular porn (especially Japanese stuff) THE GIRLS SCREAM BLOODY MURDER.
>AAAAAAaaaaaaAaAAAAaAaAAaAaAaAa ONII CHAWN!1!!!1!!
SHUT UUUUPP

I stopped watching normal porn. I only watch real amateur shit and webcam stuff. (Selfies too)
These are the most authentic and sexy kind of vids.

>fully-clothed Stacy with way too much makeup sitting on a bed being spoken at by the cameraman
>hehe u ready 2 get FUCCED?
>a big muscle-y naked man walks in from off-camera
>already hard, and clearly skipped dick day
>actress gets on her knees and immediately begins giving a half-hearted oral sex
>Windows Movie Maker scene transition to the actors on the couch
>slapslapslapslapslap
>OH GOD
>slapslapslapslapslap
>YEAHRITETHEREDON'TSTOP
>camera moves around the side of the actors
>slapslapslapslapslap
>FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME
>the entire screen is a flopping sac and two anuses for 10 minutes
>slapslapslapslapslap
>*male moaning* OOOUNHHH I'M GONNA CUM
>OH YEAH BABY GIMME THAT HOT LOAD
>actor rips his dong out of that dry pusshole, creating a few sparks
>actress flies off the couch, doing a flip and landing on her knees
>he grabs the back of her head with one hand and furiously indian burns his raw-looking donger in this poor woman's face
>she's firing off a list of phrases including any number of the words: fuck, cum, yeah, baby, load
>*camera pans to actor's red, sweaty face, complete with bulging forehead veins*
>AH-AHH-AHHHH-AHHHHHH
>a pitiful amount of spermatozoa dribbles onto a tongue
>OOOOOOOUUUUNGHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh yeah..... ahhhhnnnn......
>she swirls it around with her tongue
>yea baby how's that cum taste? hehe
>mm! :)
>she gargles the tiny amount of semen before letting it dribble onto her beach ball tits, rubbing in a mixture of what is now 99% saliva to make the "load" look bigger than it really was
>cameraman makes smalltalk at the actress, fading to black before she can respond

>DP scene
>the guys start talking
>ALRIGHT JOHN, TAKE POSITION, LETS BREACH THIS CHARLIE
>ROWWAAAAAAH I'M CUMMMINGGGGG

>>38701776
>2014
>he hasn't discovered fat trash prego porn yet

Look up Georgia Peach, sc, you'll thank me later, kid. ;-)

When you see her squat, it's the most beautiful, real shit ever.

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>>38702525
THIS
Also am I the only one who mutes the sound during porn because forced 'sexy' dialogue and the slapping is cringy? My favorite is when the bitch flat out screams her fuckin head off when the guy barely touched her. What would you say is the worst cliche in porn?

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>literally any porn other than leaked celeb nudes, hentai and pictures of dead raped women

>>38702787
This as well.
I fucking hate "dirty talk", I just have my own music or weirdly enough now, other YouTube vids where it's like a talk show but no interesting shit on screen playing in the background.

>>38702803
Have you tried internal dildo-cams?

The best ones have a smaller cam side by side so you can see her facial expression and the inside of her holes at the same time.

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>>38701776
I can only fap to 2D and zoophilia.

>>38702833
nah, the best ones are when someone has a go-pro or something like that in their vagina and then the guys fucking her and shit. that got boring too though

>>38702861
>there's hardly any content for this niche
How could you be bored with it?

I like it when the cam goes in again after the guy finishes and you can see the cum smeared all up in het pussy with little bubbles sometimes. The cams I watch need s light though, bioluminescent vaginas haven't become a reality yet.

You heard it here first.

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>>38702787
I-is it wrong to want to viciously rape one of the circle countries in your pic? What's its name? God I hope there's porn of that..

>>38701776
>For how goddamn popular it is
It's not very profitable though.

>>38702133
Uh ok so I'm a visitor to your board but I need some advice and I feel like a tard rn. I've read the phimisos meme in hentai before but did not think I had it. Something clicked today and I googled some medical drawings. I think I have phimisos. What do how do I confirm. I dont want to go to my GP and ask if my dick is broke

>>38702525
Fucking hell. That's at least 95% of all porn

>>38703004
Watch Mia Kalifa or Cluadia Marie, their content is funny too. Mia's once she became more confident.

>>38702787
>What would you say is the worst cliche in porn?
Women leaving their massive shoes on if it isn't a shoe/foot fetish video
The women being barely wet at all
The woman "squirting" is her taking a massive piss or her "cumming" is nothing more than her yelling louder
Guys who make any noise at all

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>reading and fapping to a doujin
>story turns nonsensical
>can't continue

>>38702952
I know, my favorite site is about to go under.

Please help it guys

>>38703105
>Doesn't mention the site
>When there are a trillion porn sites out there

>>38701849
Interracial porn isnt good for race relations thou

>>38703121
AllKindsofGirls

It's a mom and pop porn site, the guy is a pale chubby bot that decided to follow his dream by fucking mostly Latina grannies and BBWs.

He likes to say 'Mmhmm' a lot, and always does anal.

I subscribed, but he's needs more. It's good stuff, I never even get 4 mins in.

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>>38702787
>What would you say is the worst cliche in porn?
I don't know, man. I don't really think about this shit. I so rarely watch that kind of porn anymore, like once in a blue moon for a nostalgia fap.