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Cool Kids Crank Call Classmate 2017-07-29 06:29:36 Post No. 38700646
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>Be me
>Middle School, some of the worst experiances of my life
>This is no exception
>I had a bit of an interest in a certain young female in my english class
>We'll call her 'Mellissa'
>I went so far out of my way just to walk by her desk
>Talked with her once, about our latest writing project
>But that relationship was about to change
>One day I returned to my desk to find a small note
>written inside was a sequence of numbers
>A telephone number, and on the back a letter
>'M'
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>Was too nervous to ask her before class was out
>Rode home on short bus depressed, as the number had to be fake
>Walked home with cool neighborhood negro kid
>I was the only male his age on the entire block, so we got along just fine
>He found out about the number
>I told him that it was someone's attempt at a prank, and this could be anyone's number
>He gets excited
>Tries to cheer me up telling me that we ought to prank whoever the number belongs to
>Roll with it
>We dial it into my emergency phone
Part 1
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Bumps for the bump God. All hail the Lords of the bump
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Part 2
>The phone dully buzzes for a few minutes
>We fidget in anticipation
>IT ANSWERS
>It's a girl
>We hit the motherlode
"Stacy? Is that you?"
The fuck do we say?
>Black friend does best white chick impersonation
"This is Stacy's mom, just calling you to say that... your cooch stinks."
(She says something like 'What?')
"Yeah, clean that shit up, that shit dirty and rank as hell"
(Inaudable noises of emotion)
"Do ah smell a slaughter house? Or did the wind change? You stank bitch."
>Hang up
>We laugh ourselves to the point of hyperventelation
>Part ways
>Feel slightly guilty, but the high is worth it
>For now
>Get call while in bathroom
>Cell is in bag
>Mother answers
>The door comes down
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Part 3
>Whoever we reached got her MOTHER to call back
>My mom rips my a new asshole
>No punishment is worth loyalty
>Claim that it was all Black friend
>Mom spends no time hunting down black friend
>Has a long talk with his mother
>I can hear screams from across the street
>My punsihment? I have to call and apoligize
>longest dial tone ever
>Her dad answers
>Say who I am, what I did, how sorry I am
>He wants no excuses, hands me over to his daughter
>Hear sniffling and muffled sobs
"What do you want from me y-you asshole?!"
>It's Mellissah
>MFW
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Fishing for (you)s bump.
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Can't stump the bump, chump.
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>>38700875
hi, how was your day? :>
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>>38701052
Fine, thank you. Nothing important, nothing bad, nothing noteworthy.
How about you?
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>>38701064
nothing much, read a post about not giving a crap what others think, it was worthless like all the other ones.
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>>38701080
If they took the time to write an entire post about it, they must have cared enough to become offended.
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Bump in hopes that OP gets laid before he dies.
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It's time for another Bump.
All aboard the bump express.
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