Mom thinks I should get a gf

>>38698996
How are you gonna do it? Approach strangers? Coworkers? We need more info my man

>>38698996
gfs are great! they can massage your prostate so you can relax rather than trying to contort your body so you need to do it yourself

yknow how you get a gf anon?
>choose a girl in your league that you at least decently like
>talk to her a lot, whether it be over phone or irl
>drop hints and hold on to your fucking spaghetti
>only ask her out if you are 100% sure that shes into you
>???
>profit

>Mom says I need to get a gf
>Say why can't she be my gf?
>She agrees

lol wtf

>>38699452
>agreeing to a question

>>38699022
Not sure yet I haven't really planned it out