Robots, describe yourself to other robots

>>38698706
>autist lite
>tall, white
>misshapen head
>fit
>prone to daydreaming

>>38698706
After 8 months of social isolation and fuming hatred, I have become a shell of who I once was. I only desire to be alone, and am terrible when around people. I'm easily irritated and eventually become a burden to everyone. It's hard to think of a redeeming quality of myself, so i won't. I'm a few thousand dollars away from committing a mass shooting; the only thing holding me back are the funds.

>>38698777
Please give location so I know I'm safe

>perfect cyborg
>natural afro but keep my hair short with a chinstrap beard to look older
>constantly daydreaming
>constantly cracking jokes that seem to make normies laugh
>massive drug and alcohol problems
>steady job as an airline res agent
>jewish looking

>>38698799
fuck off normalfag o

>>38698805
>pale and thin, blondish red hair and blue eyes
>husky voice
>cyborg
>might have ADD
>live in my head alot

quit my job recently, dunno what the fuck to do next. I've basically just spent my time recently watching anime and playing vidya

>disgusting half breed
>curly hair
>short
>talkative to friends
>have no friends
>quiet with strangers
>everyone is a stranger

>>38698706
I need an oil change

>>38699756
5w30?

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>Share a lot of core qualities with robots (kissless virgin, social ineptitude)
>Refuse to subscribe to nihilism or go full on black pill
>Probably more of a cyborg than a true robot
>Try to give general helpful advice to bots
>Probably a bit hypocritically since I need to take a lot of the advice I give
>Doesn't pretend to understand robot things I can't personally relate with
>Don't want bots to harm or kill themselves even if a lot of them are ridiculous assholes
>Some people really won't make it
>Things just won't pan out in the love department for some bots
>I'm sorry life deals some that hand
>Believes true bots can still find purpose and a decent quality of life in spite of that

>Just the same prays not to become a true robot
>The prospect keeps me up at night
>I'm posting on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW
>I am disquieted
>I am sorry

>>38698706
>lonely
>khv
>avoidant
>selfish
>uncreative
>lazy
>scared of intimacy
>low self-esteem

>>38700759
You're a good person
>Nearly 30
>No sex/gf/female contact for about 10 years
>Shy shut in INTPfag
>Partner at a startup, better than shitty retail work and pays ok but basically success of entire business rests on my shoulders
>Fat fuck my whole life, hate it can't seem to do anything about my eating habits can't get willpower to workout
>Mom's dead, dad doesn't give a fuck, only "family" are my friends/roommates
>Friends are cool but very normie hard to interact with anyone without feeling extremely out of place
>Life could be worse and yet I think about ending it daily