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>be 27 year old KHH virgin me
>get job in education in desperate attempt to relive wasted youth
>identify alpha teenage girls I never had chance with in high school
>secretly record conversations I have with them
>listen to recordings every night as I drift to sleep pretending it's teenage me being emotionally connecting with these girls
>cry when I remember this is the closest I'll get to intimacy with another pure human being
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U A PEDO, OP
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jesus christ. kill yourself but kill me first please.
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This. This is why I come here. No matter how fucked my life is, I know OP will be there to make me feel better about myself.
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>tfw everyone ignore stated topic.
This still fucked dough.
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I smell pepe thread
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>Sitting at desk, insets tape into recorder and presses rec
"Uhhh s-stacy, c-could you c-come here for a s-second."
>Slides tape recorder to edge of desk for better audio quality
"Yes, Mr. Anon?"
>Stacy's 14 year old body strides over, her long slender legs showing their profile, compressed by the yoga pants she has on
"Stacy, I uh, I just w-want to let you know, y-you're doing a good job. In c-class I mean. G-good listening skills. I... fondle-fond, very f-fond of you, and you're g-grea"
>Tape recorder button snaps up, as the tape is at it's end. Erection dies underneath the desk.
"What the fuck...AM I BEING RECORDED!? EW YOURE SUCH A CREEP!!"
>Stacy saunters back to her desk in the front of the class, her freshman rump just asking to be let out.
"S-s-sorry, I was listening to a... an audio book. Hehe, must have left it on. Needs b-batteries or something. B-be right back."
>Go to teacher's lounge bathroom with recorder and try to quietly wank one out
>Forgot to lock door
>YFW co-worker walked in on you because he heard crying
>YFW co-worker saw limp, sweaty dick in hand and tape recorder in other
>YFW you're the new sex predator who lives in the neighborhood but no one ever sees
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>>38698287
How do you record da convos?
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Don't let the pepes die!!!!
You keep hebein' on Professor Anon
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>>38698521
Cellphone, gotta be nonconspicuous
kek
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>>38698287
Please refer to the embedded image
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>>38698634
You ruined it. You fuckin' tore it all down!
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>>38698287
>Makes thread topic: How pathetic are you?
>Has social job
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE!
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>>38698493
This is magnificent, anon. Take note robots
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