Dream Sharing Thread

>night outside some neighborhood
>walking around
>some dude wants me to follow him
>refuse
>he pulls out a gun and tells me to follow him
>stare at gun for a second then quickly grab it and twist the barrel away from me
>both of us struggling to get control of the gun
>I get control of it
>shoot him in the face with no hesitation
>wait a bit
>police comes
>wake up
What does it mean?

>I'm a fish that is going through paintings in my old school
>I enter the assembly hall, full of my past peers
>I start entering there bodies, but by doing this I am literally killing them and causing them great pain
>I realise I am invisible and everyone is freaking out like WTF WHY IS EVERYONE DIEING
>I end up killing about 80% of the fuckers
Pretty violent I suppose but interesting none the less

What the fuck, I just woke up and there's a dream sharing thread. How wonderful.

>get rejected months ago
>still have this on snapchat
>view her story when I miss her really bad
>have a dream today
>she's snapchatting this chad in front of me
>can't see his face
>he's a massive guy
>laughing
>I'm getting really fucking jealous
>I get a peek
>she's nude, teasing him and all this shit
>showing her ass, tits and playing with herself
>couple of other guys get it too
>I wake up

I feel really fucking shit but it's just a dream right haha

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>>38697843
>Dreaming about stuff
>Go to the grocery store in my dream
>Buy stuff I hate eating
>Eat it in dream
>Go to cut something with a knife and cut my arm instead
>Wake up and immediately remember how much I drank the previous night
>Mouth tastes awful
>Woke up laying on my arm, realize it's kind of sore

Not sure if it counts as a dream, but this just happened

>half-asleep
>suddenly get intense feeling that someone is in my room and wants to hurt me
>moments later my whole body feels like someone is shaking it
>stops and I wake up
>heart pounding
>aching at base of skull and above left eye, left leg feels like it fell asleep

Should I get help?

>>38698682
Sounds like some weird kind of Sleep Paralysis

>suddenly warped into convenience store (711, wawa, etc.)
>holding handgun pointed at ceiling
>dead bodies on floor
>man tries to run, shoot him dead
>shoot another 3 or 4 and watch as they bleed out on the floor
>grab bag of cookies or some shit, start eating them
>hear sirens and police cars pull up outside
>around ten police officers pointing weapons at store windows behind their open car doors
>realize what I've done and quickly run through the options in my head
>can't go to prison, won't live
>can't escape
>feel the most surreal feeling of pure regret, my life could have been different
>realize my previous plan was to commit suicide afterwards
>point tip of gun to side of my head, accept my fate, and pull the trigger
>no bullets left
>wake up

I had a dream where my friends handed me dinner while i was playing vidya, but then my dick grew out of my pants and thy screamed THE PROPHECY and i came so much everyone drowned and after i woke up i couldnt breathe until 2 seconds after

>drink lots of alcohol very quickly
>lose control of myself and collapse on the floor
>chest is pumping feels like my heart is going to give up
>it starts to stop
>say to myself "oh god I'm dying I'm dead"
>wake up

Still fucking shaken about this dream. I've had others but they don't last this long and my view of things I do and what I hear seem to be extremely different.

>>38697843
I actually also had a Trump related dream
>Trump was having a parade for some unknown reason
>He was in front riding on top of a tank
>All of a sudden Barron hops out and tries to jump on the front of it instead of standing on top
>Trump gets mad and tells him to stop acting immature and to get back with him
That's when it ended, no idea what it meant or where it came from

>>38697843
sounds less crazy than real life.

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>>38697843
>fall asleep
>dream about being in my house, but the room outside my door is a garden/porch/i dont remember
>go outside
>in the dream it was around 3-4 pm
>my vision has this weird blueish-purpleish filter over it
>while walking around in the garden/porch room i see someone i have feelings for
>she's sitting on the ground in the middle of the garden/porch
>i feel very safe, comfy, and warm
>i decide to go back to my room
>too shy to approach her
>wake up
Goddamnit idk why but this dream fucked me up for a whole day, fucking hell

>in some vague location, all I remember was it was on top of a high structure of some sort and there was water, maybe a pool of some kind
>talking to oneitis and some people she knows (these aren't real people besides the oneitis they were just from the dream as far as I know)
>they're just pointing out all my flaws and social failings
>end up committing suicide by jumping off the building
>same scenario repeats what felt like 100 times over the same night

What the fuck

>queuing in a supermarket
>someone I knew from school walks by
>"alright, mate"
>"yeah, how you doing?"
>wake up

Shit dream tbfrank with you.

>see a skinny CGI Superman getting a blowjob
>I can faintly feel it even though Im seeing it in 3rd person
>then I was kind of giving the blowjob to myself/Superman
wat

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>driving my car
>the pedals keeps getting further and further away
>the breaks seem to do nothing
>always driving down a straight, one way road, with stop lights and stop signs every few blocks
>people honk when I look in my rearview mirror
I don't even know what this could mean.

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>had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME

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>tfw only dream i can remember vividly since was one where i get chased off a cliff by ogres

>>38697843
I dreamt I was a failure at something important to me (I am), and someone I know had achieved what I wanted to achieve virtually effortlessly, and they were laughing at me and telling me I would always be a failure and how they were so superior to me, and I felt really bad. Then I woke up.

had skyrim POV with the bow and arrow and was trying to fire them at people but they kept going like a metre then dropping to the floor

>There's some massive island with a tower
>Everybody is going there for whatever reason, including furries (i.e. people in fursuits) in canoes
>Symmetra of all people really wants me to go, jumps on top of me and smothers me with her tits until I relent
>Her tits by the way were exceptionally warm and soft, her outfit felt like polyester sportswear
>We need to catch a ferry to get there
>To get to the ferry we need a car but it's too far away
>We send a little pixie to fly over and get the car
>The pixie takes so long to get the car that I wake up

>be dreaming
>I think it's Friday
>Everyone calls me an idiot because it's actually Sunday
>Wake up
>Think it's Sunday
>It's actually Friday

>>38701587
nice dream senpai truly the kino of the mind

I'm going to try to make this brief, had this one maybe a week ago. I was playing video games, but sort of inside them at the same time.
>Playing Fallout 4, trying to sneak aboard the Prydwen with a jetpack as part of a quest
>Got caught by a cute black girl in green power armor, end up getting recruited
>Suddenly I'm not in Fallout anymore but the health bar stayed the same, now it's in third person
>Part of a 3 man squad
>Me, black girl from before, and some ginger farm boy all wearing Praetor armor from Doom 4 but I'm the only one with a helmet
>Investigating a distress signal from some space high school
>No bodies, everything's weirdly tidy
>Find a keycard, suddenly hear some ungodly screeching far off
>Farm boy panics, says it's some alien monster from his home planet
>3 feet tall, reptilian, Toydarian nose for some reason, 12 foot tail with venomous stinger that's somehow also radioactive
>Farm boy says he's immune for some bullshit reason but it'll kill us instantly
>It comes barreling down the hall and corners us
>Farm boy gets stung several times, doesn't go down so it gives up
>Stings black girl, armor corrodes turning completely black and she doubles over dead
>Empty my magazine into its face, does next to nothing
>Stings me, get 300 rads and meet the same fate
>Game reloads, same thing happens two or three more times

>>38702791
It didn't end there. Dream me got frustrated and looked up a walkthrough on YouTube.
>Watching a video on YouTube of some girl at the same part
>Apparently it's an unwinnable boss fight and all you can do is outrun it
>Alien kills female extra party member girl had that I didn't
>Girl and farm boy lock black girl barricade the door, leaving black girl to die offscreen
>Girl rushes ahead to exit, locks it behind her and alien breaks down barricade
>Farm boy goes down, girl rides elevator alone
>I'm angered by this and resolve to not leave a man behind
>Black girl gets left behind, died buying us time
>Farm boy and I fist bump during the elevator ride, weird thing to do when your best friend just died horribly but whatever

>>38702867
*Locked the black girl outside and barricaded the door
She was honestly best girl, I still don't understand why anyone would do that. She looked identical to Kia from Saints Row 3, but taller with bigger muscles and longer hair. Plus a thousand times nicer, since Kia was a villain in that game.

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>sleeping in the void
>a bunch of sunglasses wearing children having a party in the sky
>yell up to them that they're a bunch of no good hooligans and to let me sleep
>they tilt their lemonade glasses down and stain my new shirt
>look down and i'm not wearing pants
>go to cover my penis
>fingers slide in
>i have a vagina
>entire dream is now pitch black
>hear people panicking and jibber jabbering
>stand there in the void listening
>shit i have a vagina
>realize that nobody can see me
>start screaming as loud as i possibly can
>just wanted to scream is all
>close my eyes mid scream
>open them when i'm done
>i'm in the middle of a park with my dick out holding an ak47
>a whole bunch of old people sitting on benches covering the children's eyes
>they start yelling and calling me the devil
>awkwardly try to apologize while walking away
>one of the old men walks up to me with a cane and starts slapping me across the ass with it and screaming for the police
>get into a slap fight trying to take his cane from him but he keeps bonking me in the ass and he's slippery like old wrinkly butter
>barely escape from his clutches and haul ass down the street
>head down an alleyway and dive into a dumpster
>wait for the old man to pass
>go to pull myself out
>someone closes the lid in my face and it locks
>desperately pry in the darkness for some way out
>all out of options
>get naked
>try screaming again until the veins pop out of my forehead
>dick flopping around
>some girl opens the dumpster
>she screams and takes off
>lid slams on my fingers
>let out a howl like a wild animal
>feel something crawling up my back
>can't move my hands
>crawling up my neck now
>tickling against my ear
>catch a glimpse of it in the corner of my eye
>it's a centipede
>start screaming for real this time
>digs deep down inside of my ear
>wake up
>there's a bug on my ear
>instinctively throw it across the room so hard i fall out of bed flat on my face
>never find it again

i had a dream that reviewbrah hated chicken fried steak
he said something about it and i know i remembered it for a long time this morning but i forgot it now that it's been a full day