How do you think you'll go out?

>>38694512
i genuinely think i am going to kill myself

just think
i am hoping to be like 6cm more tall, then maybe i will not

>>38694554
Same, it seems inevitable and I'm not too bothered by it. If i'm clinically depressed now in the "prime" of my life, what chance do i have later on? When I'm a lonely middle aged man. To die by my own hand doesn't seem like a bad way to go.

Not a matter of how but when. Same as last two posters.

>>38694632
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
WELL THE PLEASURE, THE PRIVILEGE IS MINE

95% chance heart failure, 5% chance suicide

I'd say 40% heart failure, 40% cancer, 15% organ failure, 5% bullshit fuckery that could have been prevented if I only listened and didn't do that stupid shit that people told me not to do.

But, what I'm hoping for is for a ninja-related death.

>>38694512

probably cancer if this bright red blood I wipe every time I wipe is any indicator.

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>>38694554
>>38694632
Not dying for the greater good. Saving people from flash floods. Rescuing children from burning buildings. Defending mankind from the arachnids.

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>>38694512
I wish I had a shotgun but it is pretty much impossible for me to obtain one.
>tfw suicide by gunshot is my preferred way to go and I live in the most cuc/k/ed country there is

>>38694512

If I don't kill myself by age 40 or so, it'll probably be the diabetes I've had for functionally my entire life. Maybe an aneurysm in my sleep if I'm lucky

Heart attack or stroke; Dad had a bypass, Mom had TIAs. Shitty cardio genes + high stress + shit diet = dead before 60.

>>38694554
>he still hopes he will grow taller
So you're probably not ever 20 years old?

Fucking cringe edgelord. You're not going to kill yourself, you just enjoy fantasizing.

>>38694554
>killing yourself because you're short
Just go hermit mode, forget about women, stop orbiting and pursuing. Focus on numero uno. You.

>>38694512
I wont cause I'm original

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75% by natural causes 15% by some sort of accident and 10% by suicide

If and when I turn 30 I'll probably just kill myself. If I don't kill myself I'll probably die of organ failure of some sort due to all the abuse I've put my body througj

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>>38694512
Stomach cancer.
Stomach pain is the most defining and characterizing aspect of my life, dying by it would be fitting.

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>>38694700
TAKE ME OUT, TONIGHT
BECAUSE WANT TO SEE PEOPLE AND I WANT TO SEE LIGHT

75% chance I eventually kill myself, or I let some health affliction do me in, 20% chance I do something stupid to try and save someone else, 5% chance I find a reason to live and die of old age

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>>38694512
>not with a bang...
>but a whimper...
Goddamnit colnel, why did you have to predict my whole life.