You think you could make it as a politician?

Why would anyone want to be a politician, especially an American one?

>>38692886
Depends on how I'm looking. If I'm King Chad then sure, if I'm myself then no way.

I'm a tall black guy who's always being compared to Obama(was once told I could be his son, and no I'm not Trayvon). I don't think of myself as charismatic but people naturally like me. With the shifting demographics in the US, it should be easy for me to get elected into a cushy position in Congress by the time in eligible to run.

>>38692906
Money and fame for doing nothing. Plus all the bitches you can fuck provided you're not married.

>>38692995

Sounds like bullshit. And all politicians are creeps.

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>>38692886
I can't even leave my house, how am I going to speak to that many people?

>>38692886
>Loads of people whose main defining quality is being social outcasts whether internally or externally
>politician

Gee... I wonder...

>>38692995
>provided you're not married.
Being single, especially male, is a really big disadvantage in elections because people are much less likely to trust you, and perceptions of trustworthiness beats out any other personality trait for likelihood of someone voting for you. This is especially true for men. And being a single black man is even worse. I don't think it'd be an advantage for any demographic other than blacks, and maybe not even blacks, particularly black women.

>>38692995
kys nigger

not original lol

>>38693361
No thanks faggot. I'm going to become POTUS while you're still shitposting here.

>>38692886
A politicians success is decided solely by their height so no

>>38693314
This is interesting I wonder if a study has been conducted on this phenomenon.

>>38692995
you think you're the only black dude trying to get a spot ? you'll have to compete with thousands of ass lickers

if you are weak at networking don't even think about involving yourself in politics in any shape or form, much less in Congress

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I intern with a lower house representative in one of the larger US states. They are not in session right now, so I actually get to meet with her once in a while. It doesn't seem like the job is "hard", but the workload is definitely heavy.

>>38692906
America is the BEST place to be a politician. Congress constantly has a 20 percent approval rating yet 90 percent of representatives win re-election at least once. No company in the private sector can boast this. The benefits are pretty sweet too.

>>38692995
Bitches are the quickest way to get yourself into a scandal, but i hope to meet you in congress in 30 years or so man :^)

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>>38694223
Intern ay? Nice, i'm a level 97 paladin in the heart of Azeroth.

>>38693406
nigga have you seen putin

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>>38694714
Putin is the ultimate chadlet

>>38694690
>playing retail
LMAO