Tick tock, neet. It's almost time for your biggest moment

I start my new job Monday. I'm excited, and the extra money can be used to get a PS4. I'm really excited to play Dissidia

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>>38686925
oh yeah, I might get one of those someday. I had a deal with the next door neighbour who funnily enough, actually is a NEET/prostitute. Anyway, she was going to clean my house about ten times at ten bucks an hour and I'd just give her my xbox one when she hit 100 bucks worth of labour.

She's currently at negative thirty dollars. The xbox is further away than when she started lmao. She also likes to smoke and drink and usually needs her money for that. I should probably just take my box to the game store and get the store credit. There are good games coming out like FF7 and stuffs.

>>38686998
Wtf get her to suck your dick, dumb nigger.

>>38686720
the biggest moment of my week was getting started on a 1 litre bottle of rum

>>38687046
jeez how did you afford that? Collecting cans?

>>38687030
nah I'm not supposed to be buying prostitutes and I know there's a chance she'll do it for free.

>>38687030
What, get your dick soiled by the mouth that has sucked 10 thousand dicks before? Thats fucking gay anon

Virgin or go home