/britfeel/

>>>/int/
fuck off faggots

2nd for more race baiting

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First for Darjeeling

Lads, Strawberry or Hazelnut Cornetto?

>>38685676
Gotta be strawberry

The bottom bit is the best part though. They should just sell a large version of that

Fem poster please post your feet now

>>38685676
obviously mint you savage

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>>38685642
surprise surprise 60

>>38685704
I know they sell small ones, I've seen 'em in Home Bargains.

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>>38685676
Can't go wrong with either lad. Right now I wold go for a strawberry though personally.

>>38685642
Pakis OUT tbqhwu

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Good thing I missed that thread then...

Just got home and the garden is COVERED in plums. There's about 100 of them all over the ground. Didn't even know it was a plum tree tbqh

>>38685676
It's Asda's caramel ice cream for me. Lush

>>38685715
Fuck off and reported

Also post waifus please

>>38685748
new thread is for improvement not you boring cunts circlejerking

>>38685748
>its against the rules to report posts

Is having an aversion to making eye contact with people a sign of autism?

>>38685785
it's more a sign you watch too much porn

>mummy brings home mcnuggets again
>4 sweet and sour dips in the bag
>no curry dips
>don't like sweet and sour dips
>like curry dips

>>38685829
Time to have them plain then

WHICH BRITFEEL ARE WE POSTING IN???!

>>38685829
this is like the most r9k post there ever was

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>>38685844
tried lad, managed to eat about 75% of the mcnuggets and 15% of the fries, had some honey nut shredded wheat to compliment it and now an apple and I'll probably call it a day at that because mummy didn't buy anything else today

>>38685852
always the first one to be post. observing proper first come, first serve etiquette is part of british culture

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>>38685748
Posted

Just read tildes blog start to finish for the first time and I was surprised how much his first year university experience mirrored mine. Eating disorders, anxiety and isolation were all there in a very similar way. Although he did face some anxiety going into the kitchen and cooking, mine was greater as I did not do this once in my time at uni for fear of having to interact with my flat mates. His eating disorders were far worse though - I only used to starve myself as opposed to purging. She really is such a nice girl and deserves the world, some parts were quite upsetting and gave me flashbacks. I am glad that we are both happier now.

>>38685895
...and it's ebin, not even surprised

>>38685907
>it's happening

My prediction of a year was WAY out. A week is a better estimate

>>38685937
ur a very mean man

>>38685945
I'm lovely actually!

I just hate to see robots fall for the propaganda,

it happened to me and destroyed my life

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>>38685710
There. Everybody please stop getting so fucking political, it's just blah blah brexit blah blah pakis blah blah NO U blah. I might as well go and read the Mail.

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WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO GET INERT 16 GAUGE SHOTGUN SHELLS??? WHY IS IT SO HARD, JAYBEMILITARIA ARE CHARGING 4 BONG POSTAGE ON 2 SHELLS, 2 FUCKING SHELLS 7 BONG TOTAL FOR 2 SHELLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38685895
>>38685917

I kinda love the way ebin dupes ya into a (you).

It's a common tactic of his. He likes to reply to your response, showing his avatar. Like a proud erect dick at full mast in awe of his tomfoolery.

gay mentally ill STEMlords unite

>>38685985
Is this pigeon-mummy or some faglord attention whoring it up?

Or both...

>>38685748
Are they golden plums or the purple ones? Get in quick before the birds eat them all, they stripped mine in 3 days last year.

>>38685985
fucking disgusting get out of here.

>>38685990
enjoy your visit from scotland yard.

>>38685985
Pidgeon lady?

>>38685985
Please let me give you a footrub

>>38685985
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH GO JOGGING

>>38686007
>>38686012
Isn't the pidgeon one fat? This one said she's skinny

>>38685785
Can be, I have a sperg relative and I've never once made eye contact with him in two decades.

>>38685985
piss off pigeon roastie, classic attention whore

>>38686011
inert shells are 100% completely legal, if any fag police turn up I'll tell em

>>38685992
It's like a trap really. You're lured into giving him a (you) and then find out it's even, in the same way a '''girl''' lures you into the bedroom then there is a sausage rolll surprise under her skirt.
>>38685985
Yay feels
Post soles pls
>>38685979
He fell for the trap meme

>>38686027
I didnt think she was fat. I'm sure someone save the chest photo and can autistically figure out her exact weight

>>38685829
Don't be ungrateful lad, say thank you to your mummy even if it's the wrong sauce.

>>38686055
This is Ebin we're talking about, anon.

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>>38685907
glad I shilled tildes blog, could people be reading it and could we be entering the golden age of tilde orbiters?

>>38685992
ah yes

>>38686055
Its too awkward to say thank you now, I haven't told her I love her ever either, its unthinkable I couldn't do it, not because i'm a bad person either

>>38686076
genuinely surprised he didnt throw them back into her face

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is the government actually watching everything we do on the internet?

>>38686117
nie cropping faggot

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>Tfw no NEET bf to stay indoors with all day, play vidya, watch anime, and suck each others dicks

>>38686127
fuck off, I saved it from /pol/

>>38686094
Two questions lad.

Where is Tilde's blog?

Does anyone have a pic of Tilde?

>>38686107
These stories usually end with throwing shit and piss everywhere, but with the state of ebins room and the way he smells she might not even notice
>>38686137
Lewd

>>38686094
>we be entering the golden age of tilde orbiters?

wouldn't that make you super jealous and depressed?

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>>38685748
Waifuposter reporting in
>>38686137
bit gay haha

>>38686137
Age and location, cutie

>>38686146
https://tildedesu.wordpress.com/

I've seen a half pic of his face and a pic of his scales

>>38686151
find it quite hot I think

>>38686168
>find it quite hot I think
I-is ebin a cuck lads?

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Got 2000 in cold hard cash, lads.

What's fun to do on a Friday night? Shall I lose my virginty? Give a girl 50 to let me fuck her footpucci?

I'm a man with no taste or impulse so I don't spend money.

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>>38686168
>Ebin has a cuck fetish

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>>38686188
Do a britfeel cam girl room on chaturbate

>>38686009
Purple lad. I picked a few off the tree and they were great. Good call on the birds, catto is no longer around to kill them :(

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>>38686168
>find it quite hot I think

>>38686164
it's not gay if I dress like a girl!

>>38686188
buy steam wallet codes and post them here

>>38686137
Don't make me regret not being a NEET, anon

Fucking hate these wet, warm and humid cloudy days. Everyone in my house starts to really annoy me and act like cunts.

>>38686186
>>38686193
>>38686212
>Thinking there is such a thing as a bull orbiter
Jesus Christ. The smelly neet would be doing the cucking.

>tfw its only 15C
feels good lads

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>>38686188
>>38686206
This, get her to write /britfeel/ on her soles and have her read out xi posts

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>>38686222
Prison gays seriously need gassing.

Anon with erectile problems here, if you remember me. My benis appears to be close to normal again now. The problem is that I have no idea why and I'm still afraid to try to fuck without viagra or cialis.

Where should I go now AB is gone? Running out of cheap Indian cialis now.

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>>38686222
Hmm
I'll allow it anon

Alright lads,

I think we're in universal agreement that Rochdale is fucking infested with Pakis and not worth ever living there.

But how about working there? I'm a teaching assistant as my job, and there's a lot of appealing looking jobs in Rochdale. Almost double my current hours at 35 a week, which would earn me a liveable wage

But would working there and travelling in be worth it, or would the paki menace make it not worth working there?

I'm open ears to all opinions lads. I live in a town REALLY NEAR Rochdale, so it's like a ten minute trip in a car

just made some cheese and ham toasties on milk roll

feel 9 years old again

>>38686270
I remember you!

Why not use doctor fox?

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thinking about getting myself a fleshlight lads. bad dragon make some proper mad shit dont they?
any of you have experience with this kind of thing?

>>38686270
>>38686281
nice bit of R E D D I T spacing

>>38686164
>Tfw will never sit on the lap of the only nice waifuposter.

>>38686281
Are you the dude from Ramsbottom (teehee)?

>>38686281
I mean the pakis seem to think that the girls there are peng, go for it and take the teens as a bonus

>>38686281
>car
have fun getting your car nicked by pakis
take public transport

>>38686313
Yes. I'm surprised ANYONE'S ever noticed me posting

>>38686294

I still use Doctorfox for generic viagra. I would honestly advise even bots with working penises to keep a supply for special occasions because it's fun and cheap.

Cialis is insanely expensive, like nearly a tenner a pill. The Indian generic I got off AB was about a quid a pill and had identical effects on me

>>38685985
Funny how those most at risk from the Pakis stuck up for them the most. Also, those feet are disgusting

>>38686337
Do you buy Sidlenafil or the branded stuff?

Price difference is insane

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"I am not that bad socially if there is a predetermined topic but I always struggle to continue conversations after we've done the work"
Tilde lad wtf you're spot on

>>38686281
Remember poleaboo lives in the well off area in rochdale and only has two white people in his neighbourhood.

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>>38686306
H-haha I don't think i'm the ONLY nice waifuposter lad
glad you think I'm nice tho :)

>>38686364
Mate, there is no well off area in Rochdale. It's all a fucking wasteland

>>38686359

Sildenafil now. Like I say, cheap enough to just keep a stock. But the generic cialis (I had tadaforce) would be my pill of choice now because of it's lasting effects

>>38686358
Funny how all the pakis I have to interact with day to day are much nicer than the braindead white mongs.

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>>38686306
It's a feel that's all too real, lad.

>>38685676

Hazelnut.

Thanks for making me want an icecream now too, you utter scoundrel.

>>38686388
Everything is relative innit

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>>38685748
I ate six plums today because they were only 50p from the co-op, bet I'm gonna be pooing like mad this evening.

>>38686395
Cool anecdote. I'm sure those "nice Pakis" make up for all the rape and terror attacks.

I make 120 squid a week, I'm moving to a tax band A location with 104/w rent, how fucked am I?

>>38686401
I want her giv pls

>>38686415
m8 im on bennies and get more than that

on second thoughts I should to tesco so I have food for the weekend too problem is its freezing, wet and also friday I'd also have to find some and change my underwear. There's a good chance it'll be an extremely negative experience and I'm dreading it. My mind is flooding with reasons not to go, could this be a test of mental strength I have to break through?

I think i've regressed, going to the shop was becoming almost regular and now its trouble. If I see someone I recognise from school when went I might meltdown. I feel nauseous at the fact I'll have to interact and tell my parents I'm going to the shop alone, I don't want to talk to them

>>38686186
>>38686193
>>38686212
I don't think we're dating unless I've misread the situation

>>38686076
he could say it ironically

>>38686404
Preach brother. Like I said, I'm considering working there. The hours and the fact that it's a permanent contract are too good offers to pass up

what was so bad about the last thread? i was out with my mum.

>>38686424
Yeah but I don't have crippling autism or a missing limb to fall back on. When I was on bennies I was getting half that.

>>38686442
Massive race baiting, politics and sissy posting

>>38686442
I weren't awake, but its alright now

>>38686415

Can't you get some tax credits or a small amount of housing benefit or something? You can't live on 120 a week

>>38686407
haha. Post the results later xx

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>>38686442
>>38686453
Let's not even mention the disaster of previous threads alright lads
haha

>>38686442
too much dumb fighting
were you the lad who went shopping with his mum? get anything nice?

>>38686461
He'll be shitting in lens mouth

>>38686401
Madoposter is the best example of 'waifuposting will get you orbiters'. I've never seen him make a particularly intersting post yet you decided he's a girl one day and want to marry him.

>>38686457
Yeah according to the bennie calculator I am entitled to 50 squid housing bennies and 10 squid council tax bennies. But I still have to pay 12 in council tax and pay for all my utilities with the 60 quid I will have left after paying rent.

>>38686442
Racist white spastics getting worked up about a bit of rape and another little terror attack in Germany and a tiny incident in liverpool

>>38686442
The paki posting lasted much longer than usual, 5 hours of white 'men' describing how pakis fuck white children and liberal waifuposters defending the poor, dindu nuffin pakis.

>>38686474
even worse hes been posting about going to meet his/her bf recently

>>38686476

Move back in with your parents, lad. You can't live like that.

would it be autistic to buy and wear fingerless gloves? my hands are always freezing

>>38686499
waifuposter blogging about his relationship instead of taking it to /lgbtbbq/'s /brit/? Well I never.

>>38686504
I'm the one from last thread who is having to move out of his mummy's house because she is moving to the other end of the country even though I have a job here.

>>38686525
yes, but fuck everyone else, do it anyway

>>38686526
sounds a lot like ebin and tilde flirting in each thread ha ha
ebin even wants people to cuck him which is a bit more extreme

>>38686525
Make you look like a bit of a nonce, desu, lad

>>38686527
itll be pretty tough going lad
if you go for it just dont be dumb and take out loans or get credit cards, the debt train has no brakes

>>38686453
>>38686479
>>38686497

oh the usual then. we had the same arguments yesterday.

>>38686464
yeah, that was me. i got some manga, pokemon sun and some clothes.

>>38686546
>>38686561
I used to wear normal gloves in the house even but they're unpractical, hard to grip objects and do other basic stuff. I always have my hands in my pocket unless I'm doing something so it won't be visible. I feel uncomfortable having exposed areas like my hands and arms outside.

>>38686550
I don't want to be cucked haha, I'm not already a normie like the others

>>38686299
No but it reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyPSePNWPno

>>38686550
Those two faggots doesn't make what your little friends do alright. Bloody waifuposters can't talk without thinking of ebin's repulsive smelling cock.

>>38686579
Almost as if diversity causes nothing but ethnic tension and conflict.

>>38686579
Yesterday doesn't last as long as todays, usually there's other conversations going around so you can ignore it too. Sadly all people wanted to talk about is big strong pakistani's fucking their crushes.

>>38686610
I miss the Vola for lewd ASMR, they always posted muh Stephanie videos

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>>38686579
>i got some manga
Haha, I've been reading Tokyo Ghoul recently, I guess I'm a bit late to the party but I'm really enjoying it.
What manga did you get anon?

Had a very busy day at work, missed the entire last thread, why was it the worst of the year?

>>38686681
coz I was asleep

>>38686696
you're awake now. get busy lad and create a comfy environment for us. chop chop

>>38686407
do plums make you poo? I never knew this, thought that was more of a coffee thing.

>>38686681
>typical I hate pakis shit
>An actual paki and a few white progressive anons told him to fuck off
>They sling shit at each other for endless hours

>>38686638
>>38686610
>buttplus ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTTO6JNmjQ

>>38686007
>>38686011
>>38686012
>>38686015
>>38686016
>>38686039
>>38686047
>>38686358

Well, that changed the subject for a while like the anon said it would in the other thread, well played lad. Not attention seeking, or a roastie, or touching race or politics with a 10' pole so go fuck yourselves desu, I'm gallantly taking one for the team wasting my bloody time painting my toes and taking pictures of the matching freckles on my insteps of all things before /britfeel/ turns into an utter shitfest like the last abortion.
Here's my soles for happy feels for whoever asked, /britfeel/ has been proper grim and uncomfy today.

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What's going on here then

>tfw watching Emmerdale

What has my life come to

>>38686755
>white progressive

British children gang raped and pimped out while the countries demographics are changed irreversibly "progressive"

>>38686745
They sure do, also mints. I once ate a big tin of mints in one go and had such horrible diarrhoea I passed out mid-poo

>>38686142
Why don't you read the whole thing on the mail site, or better still fuck off back to pol and discuss it there.

>>38686791
Fuck off. As if I would care if some children get raped. Why do you think I care? If anything I laugh

>>38686781
Can you also post keith flint?

i really really like him


is he still a horny bastard?

is he still dropping tiny pigeon loads?


thanks pigeon mummy

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>>38686787
Absolute madman hahaha
I'm trying to rewatch the 40 year old virgin on Netflix, lowkey cringe and feel like this could actually be me in 20 years but whatever h-haha

>>38686639
tokyo ghoul is decent. i got a few volumes of my hero academia

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>>38686781
Kek, forgot. Here, happy freckly feet.

>>38686791
>British children gang raped and pimped out
keep going I'm edging

>>38686837
but anon
40 year old virgin has a happy ending
haha
;_;

>>38686827
Inshallah my brother. These cumskins need to learn that they are nothing.

>>38686859
>get rid of all your possessions to be a beta provider for a used up roastie single mother

Great ending.

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Why is it so cold lads?

I'm in bed playing Tekken and I can't stop shivering desu

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>>38686859
Oh yeah I forgot haha...
hopefully I will too..
don't think I'm capable though haha

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>>38686461
haha sure thing lad here you go

>>38686850
Is this the new silencing tactic?

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>>38686882
It's shit, only just stopped raining here. Get yourself a blanket and a nice hot cuppa Tilde, that's my plan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPL503kUo3Y

This might be the best song ever written

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>>38686844
Ah that sounds pretty solid desu.
I don't want to read ahead personally as I've been watching the anime though haha.
>>38686882
ngl I can't feel the cold and even have my fan on.. maybe I'm just weird?

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Another 20 push ups for tv guy

>>38686882
Rank and main , lad?

Overlord Lucky Chloe/ vindicator Eddy here (No bully)

>>38686939
Allow me to ruin it for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOKXpyZjeqY

>>38686882
Tbh Tilde I've been reading through your blog, how did you get a hold of diet pills lad I've been thinking of getting them.
Finding it interesting and even relate-able though lad, I hope you keep it up

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>>38686973
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOKXpyZjeqY

FUCK YOU ANON

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME

got mint vienetta lads

>>38686882
Why does /britfeel/ like fighting games so much? 2Hard4me

>>38685748
>reports a faggot for avatarfagging
>avatar fags

Full circle

FILM FRIDAY AT 8PM LADS REMEMBER

cytu be/r/newbrit

>>38686848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XSGAoKKc8N

>>38687029
Only people in their little waifuposter group are allowed, keep up.

>>38687036
Are we watching Hudson Hawk?

>>38687036
What's going to be on?

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>>38687027
this, I got tekken with my ps4 and ended up being overwhelmed and losing to AI. I'm not even that bad at gaming I think I'm just incapable of that genre

>>38686527

You have a job that pays you 120 quid a week. You either need to go with mummy or get a new job

>>38687044
The only good waifu poster is a dead waifu poster


Also the yume nikki poster seems alri

I had a terrible interaction at work today

A guy was asked a question and didn't known the answer so asked if I did
I replied "do I fuck, have some self-respect, you've been here longer than me"

He did ask me to repeat myself
And then said that I knew stuff

My screw ups
>swearing
>insulting him
>fucking up my response despite fantasising about this situation for months and having a prepared answer (joking about being useless)

Also 2 people quit today

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>>38687048
>>38687055
I posted a poal last night I think but it wasn't very conclusive, we're going to watch "annuvahood" ironically I guess

poal me/dmj8yk

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just fapped

>>38687090
Paki sex offender detected.

>>38687029
Are you retarded? I didn't report him for avatarfagging, I did it because he posts literally the same 0 content shit every thread. Sick of seeing that annoying cunt

Yes I'm triggerred

>>38687079
He's been blogging about trains to meet his bf.

>>38686863
>hurr anyone who disagrees with me is a muslim

>>38687111
I've never seen kidulthood or whatever came before it.

>>38687111
oh yea we've already seen Fistful so that's not on

>>38686982
DNP?

There are some verified sellers on a /fit/ pasebin
Also check reddit sub DNPsource

fuck it, I'm not going to tesco. I don't want to be awake so I don't need to eat

>>38686914
Going to make another cup of tea soon. Got lots of flavoured teas I should try

>>38686953
My mains are Lee and Leo and both are at Juggernaut right now

>>38686982
I just ordered them online. Think they were mostly caffeine pills desu. Not even sure they work but it comforts me

And thanks for the blog comments. Got like 50 views in the past 24 hours. Used to be lucky to get 10 a day last year

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>>38686829
There is absolutely no way I'm letting him near my feet lad. All birds do this peculiar grooming/nuzzling thing, he runs his beak up and down my fingers and zones out. I don't know if it's affection or what but I met a parrot owner who's bird did the same. He's only done it to my feet once and that was the fastest I've ever woken up and shifted my arse. It's ticklish and gross at the same time, fingers fine, toes nooooope.

He got a shag, I put some pigeon corn out on the drive and he mosey'd over to stuff his face and one of the racing pigeons came over, they're kinda stuck up and don't mix with the wood pigeons. Keith clocked her and very romantically shuffled over then jumped on top of her and shagged like no tomorrow. She made a fast exit; he didn't follow and she hasn't come back. Great, my pigeon is a proper robot.
He's been a bit glum and pining ever since and not even having a go with the socks so here's a picture of Harold Shipman the buzzard instead, I rehab'd him last December and January while he had a broken wing from flying into a power line.

>>38687111
>>38687131
Annuvahood is a parody of Kidulthood but made by the same people. It's like when Uwe Boll made a parody of Bloodrayne where he played Hitler

>>38687090
What was the question he asked you?

>>38687121
>Are you retarded?
*Watches cartoons for little girls*
>I did it because he posts literally the same 0 content shit every thread. Sick of seeing that annoying cunt
So do you, and every waifu poster. I see you dropped the nice guy act pretty quick as well.


#waifuposterbegone

>>38687177
It was a technical question relating to the work we do

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>>38687140
night night sleep tight zzzzzzzzzzzz

seriously boys, where do I go without access to AB any more?

Lads if there were a surgical procedure that allowed you to replace your legs with a second pair of arms, would that be something you were interested in doing?

>>38687143
>mains are Lee and Leo

Good choices desu. Can you do Lee's b2 wall carry? Never been able to get it down so gave up on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTsq1zN2gfE

QUARTER OF AN HOUR

cytu be/r/newbrit

>>38687197
No.
I like my legs more than my arms. As witnessed by the fact I love leg day workouts more than upper body.

>>38687194
I only woke up 90 minutes ago so I don't think I can sleep just yet

>>38687122
Good for him, never knew he was gay though I guess the signs are there. I'm jealous he was able to get a relationship but I don't think he's really a "normie" or annoying so wve


Unless he's dating one of those jun or azu melts in which case I'll slap the shit out of him

>>38687188
Why did you respond so hostilely?

>>38687039
Kek. You first. Easy to piss on your chips, isn't it?

Weed turned me into a normie lads. God bless it.

>>38687219
oh password was on, took it off
cytu be/r/newbrit

>>38687227
Me too lad just woke up at 6ish.

Baby's died lads

>>38687244
I thought it was a joke but I immediately realised what I said was terrible on every level

>>38687227
have a fap works for me or go shop is it rainy

>>38687121
Sick of seeing your generic blog post with some character you picked up for a 4chan identity. Kill yourself lad.

>>38687138
>>38687143
Ok cheers lads

ANUVAHOOD STARTING NOW

cytu be/r/newbrit

cytu be/r/newbrit

>>38687293
What? What do you mean lad?

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>>38685748

>tfw you used to like vidya games and don't any more

Are there any good recent FPSes with that classical feel? Like D44M or Serious Sam 3.

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>>38687293
F
this scandal made me a libertarian
fuck da nhs

>Only one person giviing amir attention
>probably himself since they haven't insulted him once
paki tranny is finished lel

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>>38687383
a shitty british friday coppy no thanks wigga

>>38687383
Negro worship. No ty

>>38687293
He was The People's Retard Baby

>>38686211
Poor catto. What are you going to do with a massive haul of plums though lad? Eat more than 3 at once and you'll be shitting through the eye of a needle.

went out and bought a big bottle of Gin lads

going to watch the Mad Max films and stretch out on the shitty sofa I have

any of you fellas got any plans for this evening?

>>38687409
Paki poster happens to be a sex offender. Couldn't make it up

>shoulder work out
>chatting to the lads during rest peroids
noice

>>38687406
YANKS OUT NOWWOWOWOOWOWW

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Don't even know why I still like Fridays, just makes the outside full of loud normies. Must be the school memories.

>>38687383
Where you the /goodfellas/ cuck poster?

>>38687406
FUCKING FINALLY

Did they induce death or did it die on its own?

>>38687115
Good choice lad. me too

>>38687420

What is this thingymabobbin

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>>38687409
he was a tranny lad ats my fetish would hate fuck

>>38687377
>lad
Fuck off

>>38687409
Gonna be swimming in attention once I post new pics

>>38687512
Lefty false flag

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I really wanted the Kramer figure but they sold out months ago and are now going for like40 quid :(

Do i want to spend that much money on a stupid comfy figure for my stupid desk?

probably

>>38687512
/eirefeel/ has been failing lately, guess it's their turn to be jealous

>>38687462
ukipper
>>38687478
dunno lad a baby just died and the goverment let it happen because muh rules
>>38687492
it was 2d traps feeling regret

I know who our worst comedian is lads. When I tell you you will agree with me 100%. Are you ready?

Harry Hill

>>38687559
F
I
G
h
T


delet this

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>>38687475
no ..? what lad

>>38687542
nah eirefeel is still up

>>38687261
Come round to my house and say that you slag.

>>38687518
...You have seen him right? If a regugee called themselves a tranny would you fuck them too? Amir has zero fem qualities.

>>38687559
you spelt that fat cows name wrong, its you know whats her face, miranda richardson

>>38687550
>the goverment let it
that's totally bollocks m8. Even the guy who invented the treatment said it wasnt a miricle cure

>>38687559
frankie boyle used to be good till he got fired then he got all political and cucky

>>38687533
>Fuck off
y tho

>>38687608
Franky Boyle always followed the mainstream 'counter-culture'.
Edgy was hip when he got big via Mock the Week. Then after he got fired the whole 'sjw' thing happened to be the counter culture and he swapped to that, because counter culture monkeys tend to go to see comedians more than house wives and working men.

Frankie is now like a cheap knock off stewart lee. AND STEWART LEE WAS NEVER FUCKING FUNNY.

what're your underrated movie choices lads, I'm in the mood for something I haven't seen before

>>38687660
>STEWART LEE WAS NEVER FUCKING FUNNY.
kill yourself right now

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>>38687597
then didnt allow them to take their kid to america on using their own money not the tax payers because of some gay ass rules its their kid goverment should have no say in the matter they if they wanna try other experimental treatment

>>38687587
Just wait for the new pix, bitch

>>38687660
Not had a wank in a week lads and I feel fucking miserable, I thought no fap was supposed to make you happier

>>38687681
My Super Ex-Girlfriend is surprisingly good

>>38687681
>what're your underrated movie choices lads,
Hudson Hawk

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>>38687608
>>38687660
Also he's a bitch. Says loads of offensive shit but gets all touchy when someone jokes about alcoholism because he's an alky.

>>38687660
i liked him on would i lie to you desu

>i have written and published, a book of love poems
>what are your influences as a poet?
>lots, of different, female poets
>what style of poetry did you use?
>i used an aggressive haiku form

>>38687687
I bet you like Charlie Brooker too don't you?

It's fine, I remember my first year as a pseudo-intellectual too.
You'll grow up.

>>38687681
Mr Nobody. Good robot film about the difficulty of making choices

no but seriously, miranda richardson is the literal worst
>lol i fell over again
>got mistaken for a man lol

>>38687689
Like you've said for months you middle aged paki

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>>38687550
>it was 2d traps feeling regret

Mine was too. 2d is so superior.

I don't regret it and I also had loli audio porn on my headphones, took two viagra and some poppers just for shits and gigles, was using an onahole and had something up my bum.

don't regret it if you enjoyed it lad. I'm a fucking mess of a person and I don't regret a thing.

>>38687433.
Just had my 3rd one...will I make it?
might just gather them to keep them away from the birds like another poster suggested

>>38687689
Why don't you just post them then you worthless POS

>>38687711
>Stewart Lee
>came to fame in the 90's
>so I must be a kid if I like him
lol do you even TMWRNJ?

>>38687689
How does it feel knowing tilde and ebin have surpassed you?

And if you post pictures you get banned

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>>38687590
>>38687608
>>38687660
I think we can all agree that David Mitchell is /ourlad/

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>>38687660
spot on anon
i like sean lock and kevin bridges now

>>38687681
Dark Horse (2011), not the new film 4 one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-60t-L9Zdqc

It's basically /r9k/ - The movie
Except funny.

>>38687729
>was using an onahole and had something up my bum.
You should've imagined it as one loli on your lap while the other licked your butthole.

>>38687681
World's Greatest Dad

>>38687441
supping some southern comfort, listening to music. going to be a proper lazy bastard and head to bed soon I reckon

Hilarious seeing the unwashed masses turn on Stewart Lee for DARING to make fun of the mongoloids who host Top Gear.

>>38687769
>You should've imagined it as one loli on your lap while the other licked your butthole.

Of course that's what I imagined, though they were demon succubus loli in my head. because why not?

>>38687759
Mark is /ourlad/. David Mitchell seems like a bit of a prick 2bh

>>38687688
Eh, I can see the argument. Just seems like keeping your in pain retard baby alive so you can put it through more treatment that wont fix it seems fucked up. Honestly though I just hope the parents fuck off now.

>>38687698
Dead Man's Shoes. This film is amazing. It's like if /britfeel/ had an older protective brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJZ9FP7NsEI

>>38687727
Trial is next week, I'll have my laptop back soon

>>38687744
Soon

>>38687758
As if I'm scared of being banned

>>38687729
onahole one of them egg things
you sound like a very lewd naughty person

>>38687807
That movie's great. Fucking miserable though.

>>38687584
Talk to me like that, I wouldn't want to. That voice sounds oddly familiar somehow... chill the fuck out eh lad? Don't know why you need to get aggressive about pigeon and feet pics, it's not worth going to the trouble of recording a vocaroo telling a complete stranger to hang themselves tbqhwy. I thought painting my toenails was a waste of time but that beats it hands down, well done, hope you feel better.

>>38687681
children of men
or Equilibrium

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>>38687803
Why not indeed. I just really like girls eating man-ass.

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What's up with this thread, lads? Not as much friendliness as usual?

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Is there any better comedian than this one? It's knee-slapper after knee-slapper, I can't get enough! And so relatable too!

Reminder Amir cut himself the last time another trip got more popular and 'stole' his (yous). Don't give him attention and hope the attention whore cuts the wrong way.

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>>38687759
i am more a jez

>>38687805
In what way lad?

>>38687805
Mark seems like a bit of a prick in the show too though.

I think Jez is our lad. A failed normie, who let's face it, needs everyone else more than they need him. If he didn't move in with Mark, he'd still be living with his parents.

>>38687847
My favorite black proverb: If her boyfriend white then she single

>>38687810
I don't understand though. Why don't you just post them now?

>>38687865
hes literally a fictional character

>>38687807
this fucking creepy has fuck but reminds me of my homw town

>>38687889
I want to be able to crop and stuff with a laptop

>>38687759
Mark Corrigan is.

David Mitchell, the real human being, is a leftist cuck.

>>38687856
They way she points out things that are so true, but so funny. I can relate to all her jokes. Her and Michael McIntyre are so fucking hilarious.

>>38687890
>Lefty damage control.

>>38687807
>>38687831
I loved this film too. Also one of the best soundtracks I've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5dcEXpViiI

>>38687806
you just being devilish dont think the baby was mentally retarded also this is britfeel show some feels lad imagine if it was your kid

>>38687807
Seriously good film. I'd watch that with you lads over that wigger crap the other cuck put on.

>>38687923
>not a single scrap of evidence he exists
>completely ignores any request for a time stamped photo
hes a meme, this current version isn't even using the 'right' trip (which is even different form the earlier ones)

>>38687736
Careful lad, that's pushing it. Stop now for your ringpiece's sake.
Once you pick them they'll start to go off so they need somewhere really cool (like today lol), make sure they're not wet when you store them. I think they can be frozen, look it up. Leave a few for the birds though, doesn't harm.

>>38687918
nah ats his wife didnt he take his wife name

>>38687945
i'd watch it with you ladfs as well. fuck it, gonna get chilled n pop it on kodi

>>38687943
>you just being devilish
I'm just so jaded because the parents seem like cunts tbqh. I've actually been to a kid's funeral (8 yrs old) and it was horrible.

>>38687972
He uses loads of different trips you newlad

>>38688009
why?
because it's different people

>>38687918
......So is Mark. He wanted to see someone suffer for being a Naziboo

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>>38688004
how do the seem like cunts they just want the best for there kiddo

>>38688050
Is that a conspiracy theory for ants?

>>38688038
They're both Middle Class virtue signaling lefty tits, lad

>tfw BT Sport
Gonna watch the boxing and UFC tomorrow night

Jelly peasants?

>>38687987
>kodi
Get a job, NEET

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>>38688038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoAoPqhkL8M

>>38688026
No, he's proved on multiple occasions he still has access to the original trips, the one with 'qt' in it

Using an ouija board with my flatmate tonight, lads. She's terrified, hopefully, it will lead to ghost sex

>>38688075
wrong pic i delete my folder been using google images

I need sweets.

>>38688094
A British NEET is worth 50 of you dirty inbred Paki scumbags.

>There is a barren 35 year old cat woman in britfeel

I prefer trannies and waifuposters over this

>>38688096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT-DaE98Zr0

>>38688139
She's also a Paki loving liberal.

Disgusting.

>>38688094
Got a job, lad
sacked virgin tv off, cause it's shit

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I found this image to be of great amusement

>>38688096
We posting kino Peep Show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxO_wp0AQqY

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>>38688138
>I'm worth more than a paki
Awww, thanks lad.

>>38688139
would take the cat lady less chance of aids

>>38688155

At least with other characters there was a chance that it was just some BritNormie spin, this one actually confirmed with timestamps

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Haven't been here in a couple of years
I've failed my second year of uni doing a "whatever-let's-just-go-to-uni" course because everybody's doing it. The uni lets me in even though I don't get the grades because money. My first year was fine but this year I fell into a state of day to day emptiness that you'll be familiar with. Now I'm in a position I should have been in two years ago, when the uni should have looked at my grades and said fuck off. Of course it's not their fault I've failed, my first year proved that.
My little sister died three months ago, she was so excited to go to university, that weighs heavily on my mind. I can't bring myself to tell my family of my failure, or even get myself up every day. Stuck in this house I've rented for another year with money I don't have.
This is it lads, living my own little nightmare.

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>>38688166
looks like it
i am such a daryl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiLVAz-Jczg

>>38688096
>tfw no bf to be dirty hobbits with

>>38687441
Got a fridge full of booze and a drawer full of weed. Gonna be a good night.

>>38688115
dont get people who are scared of stuff like this. there are only positives. if you do get haunted or something it proves that there is an after life.

Finna have my first wank in a week lads.
Hope it's good.

>>38688217
Get those enchanted knickers wrapped around my Orc cock!

>>38688162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H29ljyMgqs

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>>38688217
wanna be my nob hobbit

>>38688161
Get BT a and Netflix

>>38688281
You're a bit big lad, you'd tear me in 2

yes

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>went to a party with my friend
>met some girls who were kind of into me
>been messaging them the past few days
>dont feel attracted to them because of oneitis

true suffering is being presented with opportunities but not taking advantage of them

>>38688188
that's so fucking sad anon, I wish I could say something useful. Hang in there. hug u

>>38688317
ask them if they like metal gear

Friday Night Rolecall

Where are you?
What's the plan for this evening?
How are you feeling?
Good weekend ahead?

>>38688317
>true suffering is being presented with opportunities but not taking advantage of them
true suffering is never having them. You're a cunt, a normie, and need to get the fuck out

LOW

TIER

GHAAAAADDDDD

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>>38688257
its shines around orc's
>>38688303
thanks dont hear at enough ill lube you up 1st silly willy

>>38688332
North West
Gonna play some TFC
Hopeless
Doubtful

You?

>>38688291
had Netflix before, and amazon. had bt free with virgin, I still think it's shit
couldn't find it on kodi, it's shit.
streaming it instead, hope that doesn't turn out to be shit or i'm truly fucked eh.