>if only I just had money, then women would want me this

>>38685232
Pft, whoever said money can't buy happiness is retarded. It can buy you a killer gaming PC and a fuckton of games, and that's pretty damn close.

Oh, yeah, the women thing. Um, grrrrrr, curse you women for not wanting my image of perfection in your life.
>secretly, thank you, it gives me more time to do what I like.

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>>38685232

True this, I've had a few obese middle aged single mothers hitting on me when they've realized I've got some savings, It's honestly far far less soul crushing and way cheaper to just go bang a hooker. Of course I didn't get with any of them because my massive autism makes me scared shitless of women as soon as things get even the slightest hint of intimacy or relationship, so a wizard I will remain, forever and ever.

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>>38685282
fine, I'm just warning you, this is the thinking that fucked up Elliot, the thought that life is not yet what is wanted, buying lottery tickets upon lottery tickets. I know some of you may have this mindset and it's not healthy

Nah
If I had money I wouldn't need a gf because I could constantly distract myself with cool things

>>38685617
Actually, I'm happy without love and sex, never had them, never want them. I spend all day playing games that I like, and all night doing the same except at work.