what job does chad typically do?

It doesn't matter. Chad could be a burger flipper and still more desirable than a robot making millions a year.

wall street, for sure.
hollywood stars, rock stars, sports stars

Marketing, all that charisma is best used selling things

>>38684559
Lifeguard, fitness instructor, etc.

I'm more a chad lite, but I take pics of cars for a dealership's website, and I'm also a product manager at urban outfitters

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>>38684559
>naturally wakes himself up within 2 seckbds of the time he desires
>no need for personal hygiene, body at 100% self upkeep
>drives to work, cars swerve out of his way
>Talks with coworkers all day and does no work, too respected to be fired
>drives home
>stacy is waiting in the backseat for him
>gives him a blowjob as he drives back
>goes to gym, gains 10 pounds of lean muscle mass simply by being there
>meet up with his "boys", other chads and their stacies, at a bar
>watches sports, his favorite team wins every game
>comes home
>fucks stacy
>chooses to sleep even though his body doesn't require it
>repeat

Business/Operations management. Possibly the most normalfag area of study in college.

>>38684690
Can confirm. I knew a Chad named Josh and that's what he studied.

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>>38684671
/fit/ TOLD ME TO DO SS

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>>38684559
If he's a brainlet, he'll probably be working as a used cars salesman, making thousands in commissions selling lemons to robots, cucking them even after high school or uni has ended.

Or he could for his dad at dad's small-to-medium sized enterprise that's been valued at $1 million to $50 million, making a nice cushy living doing essentially no work while wrangling a bunch of Mexicans from Home Depot every morning for landscaping, basic construction, or moving.

Or Chad could go to uni and end up a physical therapist, nutritionist, or exercise scientist, where his years of gym experience and intimate knowledge of the human physique is capitalized.

If he was truly an ubermensch, he'll be promoted quickly beyond his peers due to his enhanced ability to schmooze with the bosses, building rapport with his coworkers, banging the office hot bitches, and making it to upper management by the time he's 30. He'll golf with C-suite executives, smoke $200 genuine Cuban cigars, drinking Louis XIII cognac, eat at Latin Japanese fusion restaurants at $10 a piece of pepper infused ahi tuna.

And you, robot, you will still be at home, jerking off to Japanese cartoons, eating cup noodles and chicken tendies, drinking yourself to sleep every night with cheap Costco whiskey, crippled by depression, anxiety, and a deep-seated fear of the unknown. And as you enter your mid 20s and 30s, you'll realize that you wasted it all. You could have been him, now happily married after a lifetime of slaying pussy, two children and a third on the way, a German shepherd named Hunter, and a beautiful wife named Stephanie who comes from an equally affluent and respectable family. Your line will die with you, a genetic deadend, the dread of extinction hovering over your head all the time.

>>38684559
ceo, management in general

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>>38684871
>Tfw i am the last of my kind

Law, Surgeon, CEO, Manager, Self-Employed, Physical Trainer, Coach, Sales, etc.

>>38684871
It's honestly not your fault, robot. You weren't meant for this world. Maybe your parents had a fucked up relationship. Maybe your father wasn't there to teach you how to be masculine, to be assert yourself, to tackle challenges, and most importantly, to be curious. Maybe your mother coddled you, or she had no time to pay attention to you because she was a single mother and had to work two jobs to provide for you because your faggot of a father decided he'd rather spend his midlife crisis with his hot secretary or coworker than your mother who has grown crabbed with age, her physical beauty evaporating like water in a desert.

School was likely terrifying for you. You had a hard time making friends because you were so afraid of them abandoning you or you feared doing something wrong and asserting yourself. The other kids thought you were a pussy, a weirdo, or both, and left you out. The only birthday party you went to was because your mom's friend forced their child to invite you. The kid apologized to all his guests about you showing up, his mom made you, and when you tried to go into the bouncy castle, he shoved you out and told you he's not letting you ruin his birthday.

These deeply seated childhood impressions fucked you up before you even had a chance to partake in normie life. As a method of coping, to take some measure of control over your life, you decided to be lazy, refusing to exert any effort towards a goal you deemed unworthy. Instead, you played video games eight hours a day even as a child, frying your dopamine levels and leaving you with in young adulthood with the attention span of a fruit fly. Your intelligence meant fuck all against the grim results of standardized testing. Your parents thought you were challenged. You withdrew romance, as your childhood crush Stacey started dating Chad, and the crippling depression made you want to fucking top yourself.

>>38685076
Surely some fragment of society will aid me in rehabilitation

>>38684871
>Or he could for his dad at dad's small-to-medium sized enterprise that's been valued at $1 million to $50 million, making a nice cushy living doing essentially no work while wrangling a bunch of Mexicans from Home Depot every morning for landscaping, basic construction, or moving.

tfw living life on Chad difficulty

>>38685076
Now what is left? There's nothing left, I suppose, but to just keep on doing the same things until you die. You watched Arrested Development and realize that you are Buster, except even Buster gets laid and finds his balls once in a while. A literal mother's boy who has been used as a manservant and a social accessory by his mother all his life gets more fucking pussy than you, you pathetic worthless worm. Your dick has never explored the tight, wet tunnels between a woman's legs, and it likely never will, not unless you get a prostitute. What woman would want you? You're jobless, friendless, probably physically unattractive, riddled with diseases and afflictions both mental and physical, a NEET that contributes nothing to society. Coming on this board is the only form of social contact you have left, hiding behind bytes and electrons, where no one can see your face and the grotesque lipid balloon you call your body, damaged by years of eating Doritos and Hot Pockets and cup noodles and Haagen Daaz, on the cusp of diabetes and heart disease. You don't shower every day or even brush your teeth every day. You smell like sweat and failure. Your brother, who has resented you all his life for tagging along (even worse if he's the younger brother), wrinkles his nose whenever he's near you. Unlike you, your parents are actually proud of him, going to college, getting a good wagecuck job, bringing home a nice stream of respectable girlfriends. They look at you with abject disappointment, wondering what they did wrong with you.

>>38684559
Finance, marketing, MBA, nepotism shit.

>>38684665
>Lifeguard, fitness instructor
These

>>38685285
I don't even care by the time Chad is 32 he'll go from being the tall handsome giy, to the tall fat guy whose wife cheats on him with Tyrone.

Let's see how good old Chad is at picking up chicks with his dad-bod and dated pro sports jerseys.

>>38685332
what you're describing is a failed Chad

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>>38684559
tfw pseudochad and i think i got fired tonight

tell me how to get a new job next week and to not feel sorry for myself guys
cleaning duty wasnt social job at all think i had two talks in two months when i was doing the morning shift

>>38685163
Society doesn't give a shit about you. It has never given a shit about you. You are a worthless parasite, and unless you're younger than 25, you have already lost the best years of life, wasted your youth, with fuckall to show for it. Who would expend the time and effort to fix you?

>>38685377
Well you can't be Chad forever.

There is a famous poem about this: Nothing Chad Can Stay.

Of course Robert Frost was a beta cuck, so I guess tou have to take that with a grain of salt.

>>38685430
only sith deals in absolutes

looking at your nazi level thinking made me realize why it was listed as evil, undesirable attitude that is based on fear and lies

>>38685388
>posting an anime pic
>posting on 4chan instead of facebook
You aren't any kind of Chad, if you were it'd be impossible to get fired, unless you were caught fucking the women who work under you during business hours.

>>38684595
>robot
>making money
>the state of /r9k/

>>38685430
>Who would expend the time and effort to fix you?
USMC
He's still young enough to mold into a turbo Chad.

>>38684717
SS is fine, just make sure you do other isolating lifts as well. I personally prefer Stronglifts 5x5, which is pretty much SS except the exercises have 5 sets instead of 3, and barbell rows are included.

>>38685519
>tfw a normie approached me in public to ask if i'm interested in joining the marines

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>>38685484
>Its r9k explains what a chad is episode
as if youd fucking know. why youre talking bullshit to me man? you think you know jackshit while you have no idea

At least i went to a job while you spend all your life here thinking up reasons why you should kill yourself and what "chads" do. LOL

PS If you fuck secretaries or fuck people who work with you in current age, youre a retard. Leave that shit to movies before you get rape charges r9k

>>38685616
>dat gif
Straight outta Buzzfeed

>>38685451
Sorry buddy, but what actually happens is they still stay Chad and then have a loving family, and maybe occasionally cheat on his wife.

>>38685616
Failed normie is triggered KEK
How is wagecuck life treating you? You're paying for my NEETbux after all. Enjoy this weekend wagey. Your paycheck next week will support my scientific and philosophical endeavors.

>>38685669
Do they run special operations or experiments on potential recruits?

>>38684559
Chad can do any job just as a robot can do any job. Lol I'm living proof of the latter.
Special Operator. Done some of the coolest shit imaginable and am still a robot.

>>38685718
I'm not sure what you mean. Rephrase maybe?

>>38685775
He means he wants to become Captain America.
No, they do not.

>>38684559
high paying executive job where he basically orders his underlings around all day in his office overlooking the skyline.

>>38685798
Ha thanks... he's not serious. Got it.

>>38685879
Why the hell was that post deleted? There was nothing there, no porn, no doxx, no nothin

>>38685924
I felt like rephrasing to address the op. That's all

>>38685686
ill get in politics this year to cut down your bux and to campaign to get a lawchange that makes your life shitty you like that huh?

>>38684559
He works on a farm.

>>38685463
I wish the Nazis were still around so we can purge your useless ass.

>>38684559
At my uni at least, Chad is in engineering or business. He'll have good grades, usually even top of his class. His free time will be filled with dates, hookups, parties and trips with friends. And because he gets good grades he will get internships and in turn jobs. And he'll look back on it with quiet satisfaction and nostalgia and maybe regret, but only because it had to end.
And you, robot? What does the promise of college hold for you? In between classes you'll spend your time studying to maintain your mediocre grades, shitposting on 4chan, and drinking to get away from it all. You might be able to get a few internships, even a job, but you'll still be the same weirdo you always were. More likely though, you'll end up back where you started, working some shitty min-wage or near min-wage jobs.
For chads and normies, college is the best time of their lives, something to be looked back upon fondly as they move into adulthood. For the robot, the true robot, it's a living hell. Full of missed opportunities and regrets and constant reminders of all the things you can never have, and the ways society ensures that you will never have them.

Makes me the shawarmas and fast food i greedily eat after a long day of work

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>>38684871
>If he was truly an ubermensch, he'll be promoted quickly beyond his peers due to his enhanced ability to schmooze with the bosses, building rapport with his coworkers, banging the office hot bitches, and making it to upper management by the time he's 30.
>tfw im 26, manager on my way to an admin position, and banging the hottest girl in the office

>>38686134
This actually makes me happy. Once I get my CMA I can just fuck off and make a bunch of money rather than be stuck with all these attractive young people constantly having fun without me.

>>38686282
They'll still have fun without you Anon. You literally do not matter to them.

>>38686253
explain to me why you're here, then? Chad would get enough validation in real life to where he wouldn't have to come on the sewer of the internet to get it, so tell me, why?

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>>38686390
No. They can't have fun without someone suffering.
In order for fun to exist, suffer must exist on the same plane as well.

>>38684559
man, that fact that pepe is making really pisses me off.

>>38686532
The world doesn't revolve around you.
O112ll

>>38684665
Some guy once told me I should be a fitness instructor... I wonder if that makes me a Chad. I'm not even fit, just muscular and chubby.

>>38685332
I thought girls liked dadbods as they got older?

>>38686849
It kind of does. Thats the balance of the world.

>>38687686
No one likes dad bod. Dadbod is just fatbod and anyone else who claims otherwise is just trying to justify getting out of shape

>>38686849
Try telling a chad that.

>>38687732
Ironically, that specific delusion is rather widespread.

>>38687732
Pretty sure you meant to say fulcrum. But regardless, you will notice as you grow older that many of the things you regard as permanent are not so, most of the things you do are meaningless in the face of a vast, unfeeling world, and the memory of the dead are lost to the sands of time.

>>38687910
But muh genetics. It's impossible for me to get skinny. I plateau at 210 lbs and can't lose any more weight. I used to be a 260 lb fatass but I lost 50 lbs and can't get any skinnier. Forever a dadbod.

>>38685289
>>38684665

I was a lifeguard for two years and Im a kissless virgin.

>>38684559
My brother is a total Chad. He was a Marine and now is a regional manager for an electronics manufacture. He always has cool tech at his house and his girlfriend is a hot chick that's taller than me. I work in a warehouse at a job he got me making okay money.

>>38685254
>Your dick has never explored the tight, wet tunnels between a woman's legs,
Lets be real here its not tight and its not that hard to get.
Fucking loling at this.

Surveying. Perfect mix of outdoor/physical and indoor/mental work. Girls love outdoors men.

>>38684634
>rock star
Chads aren't into rock.

>>38688556
If you're a white Chad, there is a 80% chance you are a fan of at least one rock band.

>>38688556
The cool ones are