Which Dr Pepper shirt will get me laid?

>>38678605
You know, this is actually the first thread on r9k that's gotten me to actually laugh.

1980's Grid design

6 is rad

10 or 11 if you want something else

>>38678624
i actually have to choose one. it's free.

>>38678645
i figured this would appeal to you autists... i must resist the temptation though

>>38678605
buy #15 and any other and always wear #15 on top of the other shirt. then when its cold, approach any roastie and ask her if shes cold. she'll say yes because it's cold. then you say "here, you can have my shirt for warmth" and then you take off the Dr Pepper Diva Tee and give it to her because thats a female oriented shirt and tell her to put it on. luckily you'll have another Dr Pepper Tee underneath so you won't suffer much from the cold. she'll be pleased with your chivalry and will show this by putting on the shirt and then you can lead that on to getting laid i think

>>38678605
Nr. 17

#1 will surely get your cock sucked

by a guy

>>38678645
The 80s grid is dork garbage.

The regular 80s might actually get complements for women though.

The DR. Pepper Sunset looks like a good choice too

>>38678605
Dude, everyone here is an idiot. 9 is the one that will get you laid. When women see that wolf, their primal instincts will kick in and they will pounce on you like flies on shit. I dont understand why this is up for discussion. Nine dude, yellow fucking number 9

>>38678605
1, 6 , 10 if you're built, 13, maybe 8

>>38678605
8 is my favorite, 7 is a close second, 12 is the last one i'd wear.

>>38678605
Digging the shark one. I think it's just because i'm infatuated with sharks

6. will get you laid

OP here... it's down to 6, 8 and 1. Make your final selections.

>>38678947
rolling for DP shirt 6

>>38678947
Do not get 6, looks like some cholo shit

>>38678947
Roll for DP shirt 1

>>38678947
Shirt 1 originally

>>38678947
Definitely 8 dude

>>38678947
Rolling for 8

is this post original?

>>38678947
Definitely 1 dude!!!

>>38678947
Digits for 8

>>38678947
1 seems to be the best

>>38678947
8 dude.
Looks comfy

>>38678947
1 looks pretty sweet tho

>>38678605
>>38678832
Listen to this man. No woman can resist the confidence and the mystique of the lone wolf. LOVE POTION NUMBER 9, BABY.

>>38678947
1 desu original

Are you FUCKING kidding me! Any choice other than #5 is a HUGE mistake. What better way show your sexual prowess than a Dr Pepper Soccer Tee. Assert your masculinity with the ATHLETIC design and BOLD colors. Women will APPROACH you from behind when they see the GOAT #23 on your back. WARNING WOMEN WILL ASK YOU IF YOU ARE THE MICHAEL JORDAN, AND IF YOU WANT TO JAM THEIR SPACE

>>38679407
>associating with a black man

Number 8

9 definitely 9

>>38679999
op, you cant seriously ignor this. Look at those quads?! Are you fucking kidding me? You have to get nine, you just cant not get it after this shit that was laid

>>38679407
This guy knows what's up. #5 is a chad shirt. I like 3 and 8 though.

>>38680018
pls... wolf shirts are a meme from 2010

>>38680046
Ok, but kek has bless this thread with number nine. Its the shirt OP has to get. Besides. Shirt 1 is for the closeted homo, shirt 6 looks like a knock off tough guy but weak inside tap out shirt, and shirt 8 is a boring faux sunrise on a gray background. Those are all lame and insecure. The wolf is alpha, the wolf is apex, the wolf gets laid. Its the shirt op is going to get to get pristine pussy from gas station attendants