Femanons, what size are your boobies? Are they big?

>>38678064
you're confusing femanons with """fembots""". there are women here but they aren't bots because women can't be bots

>>38678040
I don't know, but my penis is like 6.25 inches last time I measured.

My boobs are 42 D and I get lots of compliments on OkCupid but I just ignore all of them :3

>>38678040


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>>38678040
>32b
I'm trapped in a teenagers body

>>38678040
My titties are so big that I have to use two parachutes strapped together as a bra. Does anyone want to be my boyfriend?

>>38678040
A-Cup

>>38678278
Francis we know your wife left you but becoming a trap and asking for companionship on 4chan is not the way to go

Breast quality is inversely proportional to size.
>>38678104
Droopy and yucky.
>>38678233
Very good.
>>38678389
Best.

I'm a 32G

>>38678446

no way, u have an easier life, congrats my fat bro

>>38678446
someone needs milking

54 MMM but my waist is a 22. I look like an anime

>>38678278
Are you strast cute

75B EU
I'm fine with how they are

94 QQ Imperial Japanese units

>>38678446
proof with time and date. nude isn't necessary

OP, you should have added:

Do you like them being sucked? Do you have a lactation fetish?

>>38678514
Are you from fake Germany?

Yes. Because I'm fat.

>>38678040
onethousand and five bitch :) motherfucker what do you think you are? the boob police? go fuck yourself bitch. Measure ur asshole and finger it. Next time think a fucking little before you speak bitch. Btw I have turrets

>>38678536
>tfw no fat fembot with big boobs to enslave and force into losing weight

>>38678536
T E X A S
E
X
A
S

Be my gf. I'll worship you.

>>38678596
Do you seriously have trouble finding a fat girl in Texas?

>>38678079
someone who gets it itt

>>38678460
I'm not fat, my boobs are just big.

>>38678532
No, I'm from that flat country that isn't Belgium

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>>38678536
>tfw no fat fembot gf
How fat we talkin' here?

>>38678650
What the hell, that's gross, why would you do that?
>>38678679
I don't know what that is, sorry.

>>38678650
He obviously doesn't understand about band size, or he wouldn't have called you fat.

Either post these alleged tits or fuck the fuck off.

>>38678650
Have you posted your boobs on /soc/ before?

>>38678603
Yes believe it or not all girls with fat tits are taken. It's like as soon as she has huge tits she gets a bf.

I have never met a girl with big tits that didn't have a kid or bf. None are single or childless.

>>38678679
Are you tall and skinny like my Dutch ex-gf?

>>38678697
It's going to be part of the ocean soon anyway, you're not missing out.
>>38678734
I don't think I'm tall

>>38678768
Okay. Just wanted to know if you might have been her.

>>38678725
I've never posted them fully naked anywhere but I posted them in a bikini once.

>>38678813
post them here now plz, nude or not

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What happened to the whole "fembot here" thing? Weren't we going to do that?

Also, fembot here. My tits are very large and spunky.

>>38678813
How many men have seen them naked in real life?

>>38678838
Stop feeding the roastie, anon. Have some dignity.

>>38678813
If you want to show off your body, nude or not, [email protected] I'll rate, critique, and give suggestions or something, idk

>>38678848
Watch and learn, virgin. This is how you coax girls into posting their tits.

>>38678870
If I want to see tits all I have to do is look down. Doesn't change the fact that you are shitting up the board by encouraging threads like this.

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Any femanons with a DDD cup or bigger interested in some Army BAH?

>>38678888
Threads about tits are never a bad thing.

28E. I don't know if you people all know this, but the cup size is determined by the difference in inches between the bust and the band(ribs right under breasts). Like, if the bust was 38 and the band 36, that would be 36B. Mine is bust: 32.5 and band 27.5. They are not very big.

>>38678838
I'm a lesbian so none. For that matter, no girls have either because I'm a virgin.

>>38678851
No.

>>38678888
Nice digits. Eat healthy and get a good amount of sleep. Have a nice day. If you want to talk about random shit, email me at [email protected] and I'll message you back when I can.

>>38678650
What are your other measurements?

>>38678970
Okay :(
I hope you find your someone special and they like you back

>>38678970
>big boobied not fat girl is a lesbian virgin
This is just too weird.

>>38678970
If you're in Europe you should hook up with Austria-chan.

>>38679025
Austria is happily not single

>>38679025
No stop it Austria's mine

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>>38678970
>>38678998
>lesbian
>not a shittest

Lesbians just cant find a man more hypermasculine than them.

And yes, i say hypermasculine because if they were truly masculine, they would control their sexual preferences and choose a mate that will preserve their existence through the next generation.

>>38679038
What? Since when? Did she hook up with her sister?

>>38678040
D or DD cup, size 12 (Australian, which is size 8 US) band.

>>38679060
Austria prefers chestlets so maybe you have a chance.

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>>38679101
>maybe you have a chance
I know I do

>>38679199
Will you become the first girl ever to be eaten out by her? Cheering for you!

>>38678977
38-24-36

I'm 5'9.

>>38679092
bullshit. pics or gtfo. Don't fotget the timestamp

>>38679287
Not the person you were talking to but do you want to be my tall female friend?

>>38679287
I don't believe you because that's like a 1 in a million body and you wouldn't be in /r9k/ if you looked like that
Prove me wrong

>>38679287
>>38679334
I need to go so I'll just leave it here. NotPat#1174 Talk to me later if you want to.

>>38679334
>>38679287
>5'9
>tall
try being 5'11. heel-less hell

>>38679553
You neglected to mention your boob size which was the point of this whole thread.

>>38679553
You can be my even taller female friend if you want. Add me and I'll respond within 12 hours from now.

>>38678768
>It's going to be part of the ocean soon anyway, you're not missing out.
Please be my gf before then, or after and we can go swimming.

>>38679587
im >>38679441 but my chest wasn't exactly relevant in the post i was making ya fuckface

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>>38678233
This
Don't care all that much though

>>38679642
I'd love to go swimming anon
But I have a gf myself

Any females 5'7 or taller feel free to add >>38679532

>>38679553
Would you consider to date a robot, tall flat femanon?

>>38679687
It was relevant because everyone needs to know if you are tall and fat or a tall skinny chestlet.

>>38679711
Well rationalization and other coping mechanisms are powerful things

>tfw the only two girls that youve been with have been flatchests

I mean what's even the point

>>38680089
Maybe the point is to not be a slut and stay with one partner

36F. But I'm also overweight and really tall for a girl.

>>38679970
i'd rather date someone i was friends with for a significant amount of time, so yeah, i guess

>>38679998
but anon, they're both good

>>38680120
How tall? How overweight?

>>38680110
Only dateless virgins think that's feasible.

>>38680010
t. shit taste titcow

>>38680129
Neither is good. A tall girl has to be slender and with big tits. But girls like that don't exist. That's why short stacked girls are the best.

>>38678916
Lmao. Looking for a dependasaurus?

>>38678585
enslave me senpai
make me anorexic onegai

>>38680129
>i'd rather date someone i was friends with for a significant amount of time, so yeah, i guess
Becoming friends with a girl is hard for a robot.

>>38680145
I'm 6'2" and about 220 pounds.

>>38680259
Be my big girl friend?
You're biologically female, right?

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>>38680259
>6'2 and 220 pounds
Marry me please

>>38680186
Are you sure? It will involve things such as punishments and brainwashing. Even after losing weight I wouldn't free you.

>>38680259
>I'm 6'2" and about 220 pounds.
You're a big girl

>>38680110
What makes you think it was my choice?

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What's her size, fembots?

>>38680533


oh man i love big tits but i draw the line at medical conditions.

girl(male) here. i'm a 36c.

I really miss the tits or gtfo times, what good is a bunch of letters and figures

>>38680861
I hate this meme, it was never funny

>>38680756
>too much of a pussy to play with the fun sized fun bags

>>38680533
I'd unironically marry this girl purely for her tits.
Yes. I am that depraved.

>tfw no short flat robot housewife
Why even live

>26aaa
>smallest training bra size
>bands still a little loose

>>38681762
Why even bother wearing one?

36LL

Amusingly, I got muted for this.

>>38681794
Usually don't barring oneish week a month.

>>38681851
pls be les

I can wear a 34DD, 32DDD, or 30F comfortably.

im an a-cup

>>38682021
>>38682406
Pls have hot steamy big boobed lesbian sex and record it.

>>38678079
....why was that post deleted? Hardly anything gets deleted here

What was it??

>>38681851
do you have big areolas?

>>38678040
Best possible measurements comin through 32FF-28-30, 6' tall

>>38682052
>>38682510
Email me now [email protected]

>>38681851
Wtf? You must be the bustiest femanon, show them please.

>>38678970
>I'm a lesbian so none. For that matter, no girls have either because I'm a virgin.
fellow lesbian here. I'll look at them for you.

38B for the record. Work out so back is a little more bulky.

>>38682486
Dumb post that gets spammed a lot on fembot threads. Probably nothing to do with the post itself but the poster getting banned somewhere else and getting all his posts deleted.

>>38682550
I hope she has giant puffy nipples that would fill your entire mouth and are studded with thise lil bumps
Those are my favorite

>long thread with girls talking about their huge or tiny titties
>not a single picture of a single titty of any of these supposed "fembots"

>>38682807
>being this thirsty

also that new rule forbids it

>>38682807
>entire board filled with threads filled with "males"
>not a single picture of a single dick of any of these supposed "boybots"
now post your dick, retard

>>38683016
This is wrong, people are posting dicks all over the place

>>38683033
Oh? Find me ONE post like that. Go ahead, I'm waiting for proof. Not that it'll prove anything, since you have to post yours too. Otherwise I don't believe you're a male.

>>38682510
>Best possible measurements comin through 32FF-28-30, 6' tall
Be my mommy gf

>>38682510
email is [email protected] be my amazon gf pls

>>38682510
Wowzers
>orawgano

>>38682807
>Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

>>38682510
Have you considered modeling?

>>38682510

plz start patreon lewds

>>38681851
Are your bras custom-made?

>>38681762
>>38682457
Does it creep you out when guys are attracted to your boob size or are you flattered?

>>38682510
>>38680259

Whats with all the tall mommy fembots with big tits suddenly? Im just gonna assume youre all trolls so I can not think about it.

>>38680894
I really miss the times when people knew when it was appropriate to say tits or gtfo. But I guess you're a "monkey see, monkey do" type of guy.

>>38684074
big tits are no good for high fashion modelling, even for lingerie and swimsuit they want a perky 32B/C. maybe try camming lol

No tall girls wanted to be my friend :(

C-cup- relatively small for my landwhale status, cock-eyed.
A decidedly ugly set, currently sunburned to an oozing rashy crisp on top because I went to the Renn Faire.

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>>38684631
What about Tyra Banks? There is a precedent.

>tfw straight but not excited by boobs at all
Is there something wrong with me?

they are smol. that's ok though. I'd look weird with big boobs, plus I sleep on my stomach.

>>38679287
>Getting a boner from numbers.
Truly I also fallen.

>>38684728
shes only 34c, and black- it is more strict for white women as there are more that fit the model body type.

>>38684766
Does your neck hurt? Any time I sleep on my stomach my neck is really stiff when I wake up.

>>38684766
i never thought of that, can girls with big tits not sleep on their front? also do you have to wear a bra to bed?
I so glad i have small boobs; im just about a 32b, and my 14 yo sister is already 36dd. they often make her look fatter than she actually is and can make many outfits look slutty.

>>38684932
Take care of your titcow little sister. Don't let anyone hurt her.