Thursday night /drinking/ The last true drunk on r9k edition

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It never ever stops mangos.

>>38675491
vodka mixed with cola for me today, ooooooh man its taking me over

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WHY WAS THE OTHER THREAD DELETED DRUNK THREAD IS ONLY THREAD

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>>38675491
Drinking myself to sleep on this smooth whiskey like I do every night. About to pass out now so goodnight OP.

Is party rocking okay for this thread dudes?

>>38675972
No keep that in the party rocking thread.

>>38675972
party rockers in the hoooouse tonight, hell yeaaa

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>>38675972
>2011
>Not party rocking
You need to start if you already arnt mango.

>>38675886
Mm love me some vodka. What brand?

>>38675889
Drunks>mods

>>38675921
Good taste fren and good dreams to you.

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>>38675996
>>38676002
>>38676018
Party rocking with fresca and vodka. My internet is out so stuck on my phone for the time being

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>>38676132
No worries fren, I got 2phones.
Hope your internet gets better soon.

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> tfw have a final exam tomorrow
> tfw about to be fired from work
> tfw drunk af on a weeknight

>>38675491
It's Friday morning, 5.56am.
Still drinking, got 5 cans of strawberry and lime cider left.
Been drinking since like 9.30pm... don't even feel remotely drunk, so I'm thinking it's pointless as fuck carrying on but I have shitty insomnia so it's not like I've got fuck all else to do right now.

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I've got some sort of allergic reaction or something to my dinner that won't go away and will make all my whiskey taste like shit until it's gone.

>>38676146
It only goes out randomly, but usually late at night when I like to comfy post. Can't seem to figure out what causes it

>>38676272
Do some troubleshooting and find out if it's on your end or the ISP's. If it's the ISP call them up and tell them to get their shit together.

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>tfw no comfy tavern nearby to become a regular at

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Pouring beer in the dark without spilling it all over myself and making it all head is clearly a skill I dont have.

Three 42oz bottles of Steel Reserve.
I hate the way this shit tastes but they're 42 ounces of %8abv for $2 a pop. Not even bargain bin bulk wine can match the cost efficiency.

>>38676584
dude just buy heroin if you're gonna be that much of a cheapskate

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>>38676527
>tilt your glass slightly to the side
>rest the opening of your beer bottle to just below the rim of the glass
>pour slowly
There's pretty much no chance of spilling it using this method, either.

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>>38676717
I did exatly that and still spilt it all over myself somehow.

what can i drunk buy on amazon right now to make me happy

how

>>38676749
You're pouring too fast. Just pour at like half the rate you're doing it and you should be good. If it still fizzes up too fast for you, just stop pouring for a sec and stick your finger in the foam to lower the level, then resume pouring.
With a bit of practice you can literally pour a perfect glass of beer with your eyes closed.
>>38676611
Nah, alcohol doesn't show up on drug tests.

>>38676766
flsehlight

>>38676868
garbage idea.

>>38676766
import trap/shota doujins