Become Catholic

Religion is for dumb people, fuck religion.

>>38673550
I like fapping too much. My mom says I'd make a great priest.

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>>38673550
Bless you OP, doing Gods work

>>38673550

>OP claims to be Catholic
>Talking about Jesus dying, no mention of trinity or Mary

Why would you pretend to be a faith you aren't on an anonymous Mongolian dog breeding message board?

>>38673676
Another fucking idiot. Go away already. Shut up. Don't post about something you clearly know nothing about. Shoo, you're here to cause trouble.

>>38673550
I was confirmed Catholic at 18 but then I didn't like all the scandal/rape/pedo priests at the time, so I stopped practicing.

I'm 34 now... if I start practicing again can I get a qt submissive wife? Is it bad if I just walk up and take the Eucharist, or do I have to confess like 16 years of sin to the priest? I've done some nasty stuff.

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>>38673550
I am a newly minted wizard (robot who has retained their virginity still by the age of 30). All the relationships I ever had were long distance and I never met these women in person (three total), two had psychological issues, one simply only cared for a green card.

Throughout my 20s I visited churches and I was treated like dirt by other Christians to the point I am now a lapsed Christian and I have not stepped foot in a Church in five years.

I have watched my friends all disappear as they married off.

God may exist, but he certainly does not love me.

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>>38673550
>using cute anime girls as propaganda for your shit religion.
Fuck you

I'm gonna convert to Christianity to find a cute wife.

I could connect with the messages and philosophies of a particular reason, but without believing in the literal divine aspects of a religion (which are intrinsic and vital to it) which I definitely cannot bring myself to do, I cannot be religious. I can't simply decide I believe in angels or an afterlife or anything of the sort without some sort of near-objective proof. I'm not saying these things aren't real, but there is simply no proof and without proof, I cannot be a christian.

I'm baptized btw.

>>38673550
I wish more people weren't such Cathlicucks

Deus vult, anybody?

>>38673550
Lmao being Catholic hasn't ever helped me find a gf, nice bait though. Only "devoted ladies" I see at church are either married middle aged women, their underage children or elderly Filipinos. I feel being Catholic has actually further fucked my chances of finding a gf since I refuse to have sex before marriage, which I'm sure is a deal breaker for some girls.

Most people on here that claim to be christians I bet are just LARPing and were swayed by shit like christ-chan and DUDE CRUSADES instead of the actual lifestyle that it involves and calls for. Though most average christians do the same so w/e

I would never be able to hide it from my protestant family and I'd get fired if I didn't come to work on Sundays.

>>38673550
I fucking tried, but all the churches I went were obsessed with tithe.
Also the church was filled with religion nuts, drug addicts and homeless people, so the feeling that all that was a scam aimed at the weak was even stronger.
Also the girls that were my age were married or "born again" sluts, so there wasn't even hope to meet a decent girl.

I will wait for Islam to come to my country and see if they are any better.

I don't want be a Christfag unless someone can tell me why God decided to give my people pathetic IQs and made us unable to run countries.

>>38674794
A shitskin with a legitimate complaint. Amazing. Tell me more

I already am Catholic, and I go to a Catholic college. It doesn't automatically solve all of your problems. There's no shade in the shadow of the cross, desu