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How do you feel about stalker girls, /r9k/? Like girls that are so attracted to you that they stalk you?
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wish I had one
ps. oregano
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>>38673465
>How do you feel about stalker girls
how do i acquire one
does it involve leaving the house
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Extremely rare and much more common in anime than real life
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>>38673465
Its nice if you like them back. If not its the worst
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>>38673904
you have to be an elusive chad
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>>38673947
I was a stalker. But I'm not a girl. Still, I stalked my school crushes all the time. Sometimes I would imagine that we were a couple and she was just giving me the silent treatment
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>>38673465
Doesn't matter.I don't even come out of my house and i am ugly so not like i have a chance.
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>>38673972
well shit fuck tiddy cunt dicks
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If they are cute and a decent person outside of the stalking then best thing ever. Otherwise, annoying.
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one time this happened to me online. It was the best thing ever. Then she found out the photos I used weren't me and she stopped talking to me
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At least a girl would like me, if shes not fat id love for her to be my gf
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a bump of sorts
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>>38674697
post the rest of this, pIs
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>>38674750
will i get (You)s?
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>>38673465
I would relish in obvious female attention, even though she thinks shes being discreet and sneaky.
Then id walk up to her hiding place one day and ask her to go see a movie with me.
But thats in a perfect world OP.
And the world certainly aint perfect.
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>>38674770
sure I wilI give you (you)s
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>>38674770
Yes please post link or the rest i love u anon
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>>38674798
>>38674799
well alright
if you guys want it
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>>38674069
proof a women can never out creep a man
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>>38674822
Yesssss originallwi1
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It's annoying more than anything, even if they are cute . Just makes you paranoid about what else they're capable of
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>>38674843
what else they're capable of? Like sucking your beenis?
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>>38674841
being original is hard i guess so tho
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>>38673465
i only know most men don't appreciate it.
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>>38674866
Sometimes i just wish the robot would get removed
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>>38674866
wait, is this gonna turn into porn? FUCK. STOP POSTING RIGHT NOW. I don't need another reminder that I'm a virgin
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>>38674902
No fuck off my dick is diamonds
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>>38674902
?
its a doujjin whatdya expect
>>38674888
nice tribbs
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>>38674918
and diamonds are a vagina holders best friend
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ugly: disgust
hot: alright that's ok
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>that tfw (You)less
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guess ill continue
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i-i just like the red (!)
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>>38675072
>>38675159
>>38675195
sorry anon, here (you) go
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>>38675261
thats nice ahya
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>>38675287
self(You)
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>>38675336
masturba(You)tion
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>>38675374
oral(You)ing
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>>38675399
dubbing my ass over here
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I can't imagine a girl putting any effort into trying to be with me.
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>>38675480
me neither
too bad there's no stalker site ala fetlife
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>>38675507
errrrr (You)ness?
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>>38675563
you guys enjoying this?
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>>38675563
(You)
How much more of the stalker?
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>>38675563
Unf goyim oriv
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>>38675617
Yeah surprisingly
Oregano
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>>38675617
Was about to feel >tfw no stalker gf but this is pretty ok too. Storytimes h or otherwise are always appreciated
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>>38675617
n-no, b-baka!
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>>38675628
2 more
>>38675633
wat
>>38675642
good
>>38675643
>>tfw no stalker gf
but i feel this anyway
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>>38675688
got dubs again
good for me
nice for you
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>>38675743
last one for the money
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>>38675778
Thanks anon, sauce?
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>>38675778
Good man, my dick is pleased
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>>38675786
but i just storytimed it
did i waste my time
>>38675816
no probs
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>>38673465
I wish I did have a stalker or 2 but I'm not good enough to be stalked
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>>38673465
never have. i just fap thinking about licking their buttholes and then lose interest.
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>>38673465
I'd be flattered So long as she wasn't an annoyance. Even better would be if she imitated me, as that is the best form of flattery.
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None of you niggers are going to believe me but I used to have a Roastie stalker. We "dated" when we were both freshman in HS but nothing ever happened past holding hands together. When I broke up with her because her friends who told me she was interested in the first place were telling me that she was bored with dating me, she seemed completely unfazed at the time. Little did I know that she would wind up stalking me for over 10 years and make my life a living hell in the process.
It's funny because when she initially started stalking me, this movie of a blonde roastie stalking a guy came out. In the promo, she shows up naked in the guy's pool for some fuck, I wish she did that because horny teen me would have fucked the shit out of her. Instead rumors started spreading about me and nobody would talk to me or even look at me in the eye. I had to corner a former friend to get them to confess what was going on. Apparently my ex was telling people that I raped her, same girl who all we did was hold hands. I had other people in school come up to my face and try to fight me, complete strangers. I would notice that wherever I went on campus, she wouldn't be too far behind and would be watching me intently. This shit goes on and on, I've posted a story about her before but nobody seemed to care. This is actually a pic of her but her face blanked out, an ex friend of hers sent it to me. To make matters worse, an old mutual friend of mine and hers has told me that she recently started stalking me online again and talking about me. Apparently she wants to give our "relationship" (remember that all we did was hold hands) another try. I'm scared that I'm going to wake up one day with her holding a knife next to my testicles with my arms tied up.
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