Why wasn't I born looking like this?!! Life would be a fucking

>>38673351

yeah but you'd be a woman

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>>38673351
> You only get to live once, yet you were unlucky enough to be a balding short neckbeard crippled by social anxiety instead of a 11/10 qt with a body of a greek goddess.

how is this ok

What's her life like? Honestly wondering.

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>>38673351
>Why wasn't I born looking like this?!! Life would be a fucking cakewalk! FUCK.
>>38673437
> You only get to live once, yet you were unlucky enough to be a balding short neckbeard crippled by social anxiety instead of a 11/10 qt with a body of a greek goddess.
the feels are back

>>38674096
Imagine being the girl in OP for a moment.
> perfect body that all the girls envy and all the guys want
> no social anxiety when outside because you're the object people want, people look at you and feel happy.
> everyone want to be around you, everyone treat you nice and doesn't give you strange looks when you walk too close or make eye contact by accident.
> you have no issue talking with cashiers or classmates because they WANT to talk to you. Just by doing so they look cool.
> there's no anxiety, no worries, no stress simply by just being you.

It's like going through life with training wheels.

>>38674017
Probably difficult.

She wasn't born like OP says

>>38673351
Until your uncle rapes you when you are 12

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>>38673351
you dont need to look like that to have an easy as fuck life, all you need is a vagina for people to roll out the red carpet for you.

Cunt.

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>>38673351
>>38674017
>>38674200
She went to duke im pretty sure. So she must be at least semi smart in addition to being supremely beautiful.

>>38673351
Life would be easy but you'd never be good at vidya. Is that really a life worth living?

>>38674263
> implying her looks is not what got her in. Maybe a blowjob for the dean too.

>>38674263
> she's given a blowjob to someone and it's not you.

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>>38674302
>>38674321
Don't cope. It's ok that she's both beautiful and smart. Don't be bitter.

You know this slut went to the beach just to post to Instagram right?
She's wearing makeup too.
Honestly pathetic