*Tries to get eye contact from you*

*fart in my hand and throw the fart over to her*

>smile at her
>get a look of disgust as the friend she was referring to walks past me

>>38671315
>is blind

What now

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>with my parents on business trip
>mom is talking with people she works with
>mom introduced me to her work friend
>she is talking to me but the whole time i am avoiding eye contact and looking to her left
>she moves over to where i am staring to try to make eye contact
>look even more to her left
>she looks at me like the autist i am

fucking normies

>>38671315
>can't even make eye contact with the fucking image

When did it go wrong lads? I'm a fucking wreck.

>be me
>5th grade
>semi-stacy tries to start conversation with me
>already a "only leaves the house to go to school"
>"h-hey anon, I don't see you talking to anyone too ofte-"
>she tries to make eye contact
>my face turns red in a matter of seconds
>run away and try to stay even farther away from people

Fucking kill me lads

*aim thousand-yard stare at her eyes*

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>stare her like the chad that I am
godiwishsomebodylovedme

Fuck off Tay Tay, you're ruining my meditation

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Which one would you like, right or left?

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>>38671315
ask her to wave

*averts gaze to the ground*

which eye do you look into?
right or left? you can't look into both at once, can you...

i never know
i wonder if she sees me switching between them really fast?

>>38671541
This is kind of adorable

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*feels eye contact, ignores and regrets it later*

if you can watch this all the way through you'll get laid, that's a guarantee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

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>>38674542
>tfw a girl will never smile at you like that

Watching that actually felt painful, and not because of the eye contact.