What's the quickest and easiest way to become alpha?

>>38670081
Listen to

DES

PA

CITO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

and the rest will happen naturally

>>38670081
>What's the quickest and easiest way to become alpha?

Nuclear fission

>>38670125
NO
NOT ON MY BOARD.
NOT ON MY BOARD.
LEAVE.

>>38670215
People have been ironically(?) shilling Despacito for weeks.

Like how we used to have Pitbull threads all the time

>>38670345
It's honestly the only popular song right now that I like. At least it doesn't make me want to kill myself like Ed Sheeran.

>>38670345
people have been "ironically" shilling despacito everywhere. my ears can't take it anymore.

>>38670429
SUBE SUBE SUBE
SUBE SUBE

QUIERO VER BAILAR TU PELO
QUIERO SER TU RITMO
QUE LE ENSENES A MI BOCA
TU LUGARES FAVORITOS
FAVORITOS FAVORITOS BABY

>>38670393
It's fun. Daddy Yankee brings Reggaeton to North America every decade it seems like it, 10 years ago it was La Gasolina

>>38670081
Roids + HGH + Lifting. You literally cannot go wrong with so much Test. Even if you're so fucking shy your huge amount of T will make you aggressive enough to be alpha.

>>38670429
At least you are not hispanic, where they've been and still are with that song for months.

>>38670393
Ed Sheeran has one ok song.

But otherwise yeah hes a faggot

Think it has to do with stopping porn/masturbstion and increasing your dopamine receptorz

>>38670081

>lift natty for one year
>eat right, get plenty of sleep, take supplements for vitamins and other nutrients (basic multivitamin, B12, D3, omega fatty acids)
>at the end of the year evaluate your gains
>if you're getting good lifts and got a good bit of muscle, go on a steroid cycle
>basic 400-600mg test E cycle with complementary cycle and post-cycle drugs (keeps hormones in balance, testicles from atrophying, ect)
>be on cycle for a few weeks
>jacked as fuck

It's easy if you have a modest amount of money.

>>38670668
>HGH

That shit's expensive nigger.

Realize that being a victim prevents you from acheiving your goals