Practice suicide notes itt

"You'll never find the hidden treasure."

~ Anon

fuck you mom and dad

>>38668659
You should of never taken my computer away
Now look what i did !

>>38668659
is this supposed to rhyme? because it doesn't
2.5/10

>>38668883
Very surprised this is original

"Peace fggts"

Don't be so edgelord OP, the goal is to show how little you care about what you just did.

>>38668659
My suicide note would propably be some really shitty joke or a pun, just as my life is a shitty joke

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>>38668916
>he doesn't even slant rhyme
>bestows 2.5/10 upon thine

>>38668659
That's shit. Why have a suicide letter, you'll be dead?

>>38668983
>slant rhyme
Those are just an excuse shitty musicians use to justify the fact that they cannot into english.

>>38668908
Nice one anon, i chuckled
Perhaps it reminded me of dark times from long ago
Now no one can take my precious computer

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"best album cover ever"

>>38668659
"I'm sorry I had to do this, but I'm glad it's over. Please be happy for me."

>>38668659
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or your mother will die in
her sleep this same night

u guys were wrong,
happiness is temporary
death is bliss
death is eternal

"If I somehow fucked up and I become some kinda paralyzed retard, please pull the plug.
ps: sorry for the mess"

"I didn't get magic powers when I became a wizard. Bye."

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They told be you could be whatever you wanted when you grow up
I can't be a girl though, so I guess I'll be dead

>>38668659
Sorry everyone. l tried.

Liek if u cri.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LLfz3InKh5

Death > Life
Lifefags btfo

>>38668659
"Peace out niggas this world sucks ass, I'm bout to meet satan and shit, he told me we would go bowling in the ninth circle. Shit's gonna be lit cus."

How about a suicide song.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hhNsseIdxw

Traps are gay

love, anon

>>38669942
This
Except i didn't

>>38670008
I'd pick a different song desu. Like...Landfill or something.

>>38669101
what was the knife for

Now it's time for me to die, I can finally admit the truth

I never like The Sopranos

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If my death were a little less imperfect, I'd
spend all my money,
eat deep fried prawn dishes,
drink the sweetest of all absinthes
with the sweetest of burnt sugars,
enjoy old English graveyards after sundown,
shed some blood for the ecstasy of it,
run on all fours like a crazy person
or like a preying animal in the wrong body
(isn't that the same thing),
word the very last of my awkward poems
and then die feeling somewhat happy
for the very first time in my whole life...
all this not-alone
but
with someone.

- "Winter", alt.suicide.holiday, 2007-02-01

>>38669101
>Dead's suicide note notably read "Excuse all the blood, cheers."

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>>38668659
"Life is a lull, when you're a null. Goodbye."

>>38670008
Why is there a song like that about suiside?

>>38669953
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LLfz3InKh5
jolandi is that you?

>>38670660
>jolandi
Swede detected.
Hej.

Just a blank note with "-anon"

"My twisted world Part II" just to make the normies think that Rodger started a cult

>>38670008
Who is this singing?

I'm sorry. I just couldn't endure this anymore. Goodbye.

"Day breaks whence the morning mist is stirred."
- Anon

>>38668659

denied normality by god, denied life by society.

refused comfort with others, so left on my own, to build my own social notoriety.

ignored by others, or told to be quiet, not even worthy of making a sound.

dont worry mom and dad, this time ill make you proud.

Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Suffocation, no breathing. Don't give a fuck, I just cut my arm, bleeding.

"i did died"

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Sorry to whoever had to see this.
Mom - I love you. Thanks for everything.
I had a good run, but I'll take my leave now.
See you around.

"Brb gon try something"

Midway through the journey of my life, I found myself within a forest dark. For the straight forward pathway had been lost. Ah me, what was this forest, savage, rough and stern? So bitter was it, that death was little more.

Not original but definitely an option

Post on social media: "Just heard something outside my window."

No funeral

no mourning

At least I didn't fuck this up.

Dear mom and dad,

I'm sorry to hurt you like this and to have wasted your time all these 24 years, but at the end of the day, I just couldn't deal with it anymore. I'm just not cut out for this. There's nothing left.

Remember that I love you and that this is not your fault. Send Hannah my love, as well.

Love, Your Son

Practical Considerations

Please donate my organs
I wish to be cremated
I hereby will you all my money. You are free to do with it what you please.
Don't hang on to my possessions - get rid of them for your sake and mine.

Death or Glory

i'm a coward and deserve to be remembered that way

"leave or life?"

"Ps3 has no games"

Originio commentpoo

If you're reading this, I finally did it. Don't come in. Just call 911.

>>38676657
Maybe I'd actually throw a "please" in there or something.

I'm gay
My ass craves cock
Dad never gave me his cock
My anus is consumed by a dark abyss
Forever longing for the loving touch of daddy
I need his hairy fingers knuckle deep in my ass
Daddy never massaged my prostate
Maybe in another life
-OP

>>38669953
>>38670008
This made my night more