Came here on vacation want kill myself >raining all the time

>>38668415
were u at

>>38668415
>Dollar is worth less than the pound for no reason
You do realize that Americans make more money on average than a Brit for the same work?

>>38668415
No, you went to London on '''''''''vacation'''''''', a city that does not resemble the UK in any shape or form.

Low quality bait

>>38669809
im at Cambridge

>>38669878
Enjoying all the chinks?

Welcome to my country annon
It's ok to live here but I would never advise coming on vacation

>>38669878
get on a punt and fuck off desu

>>38670074
I wanna move to England what is a good city or town to start?

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>>38668415
>tfw live in comfy country town
>everywhere is cheap
>cheap to live
>mostly locals with foreign being only hospitality services such as restaurants
>town is basically empty by 10pm and silent (except saturdays)
>comfy night walks at the river
literally the greatest feel

>>38670558
Bristol is a lovely city

>>38670753
Well it seems kinda cool place, my city is fucking crowded all the time, are you from america?

>>38670941
no, Hampshire lad.

Any worcester bots?

>>38668415

You're going to the shitty tourist areas. England is a really nice place if you live in the countryside or a subburb or something. I fucking love my town

London is the LA of the UK, dude. It's a crowded, crime riddled, immigrant infested shithole. If you want decent England, you gotta find out of the way villages in the countryside.

>>38670910
>live in Bristol
>can't find a robot to befriend IRL
>there aren't even any fake girls or traps posting from here
I can't even get catfished.

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>>38671259
>tfw you live in bristol but would never meet anyone from 4chan

Take a train to Crawley. Or to fucking Guildford. Or Portsmouth. Those are the only places I can recommend down the south. You could try Brighton or Horsham. But that's about it.

>>38668415
Should have gone up to Yorkshire/T' North. People are nicer up there than down in the south.