25+ pre- friday edition

>>38666063
I'm filling requests on empornium and then spend the bounty on my own requests to obscure clips4sale scene.

Took a trip to the shop this morning, got back just before it started raining, I could bear the rain beating down on the conservatory roof as I slowly drifted off to sleep on my luxurious sofa. On waking I had a nice egg mayo baguette, hand made of course, then sat down for a few episodes of the man in the high castle, a bit of the Telltale walking dead series, followed by pizza and beer. I then wrote a short chapter in my book and retired back to the sofa

Ahhh I'm so depressed, I wish I had a wife and kids to kill my spirit and drain my resources enough to get a 9-5 job

>>38666063
>26
>been at parents' for over a year
>dad is completely unbearable most of the time
>already went down to the coast for a month earlier this year to work for change, and hang out with friend down there
>about to leave and go north
I'm sure I'll find a job up there too.

>tfw too depressed to improve my life or be a respectable stable adult

>31 soon

Damn, feels like school was yesterday.

Also taking tons of new meds against muh "depression".

In the end I just want some stimulants, but here they don't prescribe it.

Now I get antidepressants that make me even more tired and drowsy.

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>>38666063
>26, soon to be 27
>never had a job
There's other stuff, but I'm too lazy to greentext. I'm just planning my suicide. I decided to neck myself, all I need now is a good, isolated place to do it. Plus, does anyone knows what kind of knot should I use at the other end? On my neck is going to be the classic hangman's noose.

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>>38667705
>what kind of knot should I use at the other end?
Just kind of nail the rope to the tree. Then when it fails but you die of a broken neck anyway as you lay on the ground, you'll die as you lived -- a broken failure who couldn't do anything right.

Took apart an old bench. The wood is rotting away. I plan to fix up some parts and replace a few pieces with new slats.

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I quit this dumb frogposting site after wasting my time here for a decade but I just wanted to pop in to say hello and tell everyone to not give up on whatever it is they do and dream about.

>t. 31 year old live-at-home NEET who is hoping to get a call back from McDonalds or Wal-Mart or anywhere really

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Finally got a job lined up starting Tuesday after being unemployed for 3 months after getting laid off. Steel mill tons of hours job, but I'm just happy to have a job at this point.

>>38666063
28 and I wagecuck 5-6 days a week. it sucks, but my job is relatively easy for the pay...I've finally saved up for a gaming laptop which is pretty cool and one of my goals forever, but I honestly wanna learn to program and eventually get a salaried / respectable job one day. of course if I could figure out a way to make a liveable amount of money from home, I'd do that too kek

>>38666063
22 here make 18/hr not good not bad work at a hospital 40 hours a week. Have 8 month old qt baby. Have awesome fiance been with for 4 years getting married soon.. Hoping to finish school next year so my pay will go up to 32/hr. How good is my life? should i be depressed?

>>38668065
Your life sounds nice. Im happy for you anon. Good luck with the school! Take care of your baby and your fiance.

>>38667910
WHat's the source? Getting smothered by huge asses makes me so fucking horny but I never thought hippos had asses like that

Got dumped this week, haven't ended it yet for some reason. I have tomorrow off work so I have an extra day to think about all the shit I would have liked to do with her. Currently eating Chipotle

>and I forget just why I taste oh yeah I guess it makes me smile

I'm thinking about making a tinder, but tinder also makes me want to die. Iunno, life is a catch 22 m80s

>>38668320
>had a gf
>implies he wants to die
fuck off

I am a 28 year old and drunk

>>38667705
What you should do is get a piano wire, stretch it across your roof, put your arms around the wire so it's in between your elbows and your neck, superglue your hands to the sides of your head, and jump. You'll decapitate yourself and when you hit the ground it will look like you pulled off your own head. Will be totally worth it.

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Wagecuck here.
I don't want to go to work today. What the hell am I supposed to spend my money on? I don't care about the vast majority of vidyas probably because I'm old. Other than a car at this point the money is probably just going to sit.

Should I start buying vinyls and shit? Spend it on a non existent GF? Should I get a real hobby? What the fuck do I do with this shit?

>>38668459
This is exactly the reason I don't want a job, no matter how much my parents want me to. I only need food, water, electricity and internet.

>>38668353
I cared about her and I meant nothing to her. It was completely one-sided and now I feel worthless. The one sexual favor she gave me now only serves as a reminder of what I lack. The only thing keeping me alive is my sliver of hope for finding someone who will care about me, and who I can care about. Honestly if it wasn't for music I'd have already offer myself.

90% of the time, GF =/= happiness

>>38668175
No idea I saved that like 7 years ago.

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>27
>Dad made me volunteer at a charity shop
>He thinks it'll help my depression for some reason
>I dunno if he's retarded but it obviously doesn't
>Have to go and do menial tasks for free tomorrow

It's like being a wagecuck without the money.

>>38668639
>Honestly if it wasn't for music I'd have already offer myself.
honestly, do it, faggot

>>38666063
Just pondering on if it's too late to go to college at 26 and try to get myself a proper profession. Been wagecucking and neeting in turns for six years now.

>>38668792
That depends on how young you look. If you're balding too bad or have gray hair or just look old as fuck then don't bother, literally everyone will laugh at you behind your back. Especially the 19 yo chads.

>>38668868
I mean my grandpa went into grave with a full head of dark hair at 74 and there's really no sign that I'd be balding anytime soon.
But what do my looks matter, education-wise? I'd be there to learn.

>>38668792
>anonon
I am 32 years old, I am going to college for the first time. I never went because I never knew math. You may not have time when your older.

>>38669017
>I'd be there to learn.
You, yes. Teenagers just out of high school don't. They're there to party every day and fuck bitches. Dude I know, I've been attending uni for 7 years now (double major in management and mechanical engineering)

>>38668792
I'm also 26 and I'm going back to school in a year. I'm working a shit retail job to save up around ~$14k so I can just take out minimal loans.
It's definitely not too late to go to school.

The only thing I think I could go back to school for is trades. Not sure if I could handle STEMs at this age and shit grades in highschool.

>>38667705
Why don't you get a job bruv

About to go in for the /nightshift/ at my IT helpdesk monkey job. It was hard at first but I like it better.
Other than that the bulb in my desk lamp died and I can't find a replacement that fits

I'm 32 and once again her period is starting and I failed to get my wife pregnant. My boys don't swim.

>>38670047
k1ll y0urs3If

>>38670047
You have a narrow urethra? There's some stretches for that.

>>38667640
>30
>feels like school was yesterday.
Nigger fucking HOW. School was 8 years ago and uni was 4, and both feel like an infinitely long time ago.

27
Getting to the interesting parts of Black Desert Online.
Summer Break will be running out in about 3 weeks.
Should really get a job again.
Therapy will never cure me.

>>38668459
>What the hell am I supposed to spend my money on?
Nothing. Let it get bigger and bigger in your bank until you find a hobby or something you DO want to immerse yourself in, and you've got the worlds worth of money to do it.

>>38670479
34, I have only vague memories of school left. Every now and then I Google people I went to school with that died several years ago, and had their memorial guestbooks expire. I wonder if I'm the only one who's thought about them this year.

>>38666063
Pre-Friday? I thought today was tuesday

>>38669103
You're doing a degree in management and you're so insecure about teenagers partying? You aren't going to make it

>>38670584
Do you think someone who is a khhv in his mid 20s suddenly will find meaning in his life later on? Most likely scenario is he will kill himself.

27 here, working part-time at a grocery store for the past 3 years, making minimum wage. Union is shit so I don't get raises or health care and I'm about to fucking lose my shit.
I work with a bunch of old fucking baby boomers that are already retired and collecting pensions, but they're just working part-time long enough to be able to qualify for another pension with the union.

How do I just quit this shit and get neetbux? This game is so fucking rigged.

>>38670627
I know. But I'm halfway through so it would be stupid to drop out.

>>38668065
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32/hr diong what

>>38670628
>find meaning
This is not what I meant in the slightest. I said a hobby. Im well aware of what I said. And a hobby for the sort of people on a Vietnamese shoe factory forum is shit like old retro computers, figurines like on /tg/, shit to hot glue

>>38670692
That anon will not suddenly just find a hobby if he hasn't already. That's all I'm saying.

>>38670721
Im sure he'd be happy to know your crystal ball has told you all about his future

>>38670736
What are your hobbies? Just asking

>>38670766
>retro computing
>yugioh cards
>studying infosec

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>>38668065
>will go up to 32/hr.
Hazmat?I'm thinking of doing that

>>38668792
>if it's too late to go to college at 26
no nigga. just do that shit, there are many older people changing careers or single mums there. don't give a fuck about the haters m8, do you. let the talkers talk, fuck em lad, make it happen. even the chads and normies will start to respect you if you grind and keep going despite teh shit talk. they admire persistence and stubbornness not to quit.

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>>38670659
GOD I FUCKING HATE BOOMERS! GOD FUCKING DAMN! AHHHHH

>>38668792
>>38668868
>If you're balding too bad or have gray hair or just look old as fuck then don't bother, literally everyone will laugh at you behind your back.

Literally me

t. went back to school this summer at 27

>>38668065

You literally have everything I want in this life. And I suffer from severe depression. I always fear that if I actually get what I want out of this life I'll still be depressed. If you're depressed with all that going for you what hope is there for me. This life sucks.

>>38671202
I should probably mention, this job has been promising me a full-time position since I started, but somehow something always prevents that from happening ("position got filled!" "it's far away!" etc.).
I fell for their cuckery by working hard. They saw I was a hard worker, but instead of giving me a full-time position, they'd obviously rather just take advantage of me and have me work full-time hours with no actual benefits, while transferring old people in to where I work instead.

>>38666063
26 here
i might go out with a qt from subway
how about you op what have you been up to?

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>>38671757
>This life sucks.
We need to meme The Zuck into presidency. Hopefully he can put our brains into VR/matrix where everything is perfect.

This is, in fact, the only thing keeping me going and not an heroing.

i have been thinking, there must be some way to find a qt from a poor country who would be willing to be married for citizenship. do things like this happen?

>>38671845
Visit Eastern Europe. Literally every girl will want to be your friend. Hell, even guys. We had an American exchange student from Minnesota and everyone was sucking his dick between classes. I fucking hated him.

>>38671887
He probably looked like chad and had really good confidence.

>>38671927
Confidence yes, but I think every American is confident outside of America because"Murican Master Race"

He wasn't particularly chad looking.

But this isn't the only case I've witnessed here. Foreigners from western countries are always the most popular here because all the shallow whores hope that they can marry them and move to America and live the American Dream.

>>38671974
that seems unlikely ... eastern europe mostly isn't poor enough. eastern european women aren't desperate enough for america to be with an ugly guy.

>>38672042
Are you retarded? I live in Eastern Europe, I know from first hand what's going on here. I assure you this place is POOR as fuck. You know what is the average salary here? In my country it's around $9,200 per year.

For comparison minimum wage is the equivalent of $3 per hour.

You think it's not poor enough?

Anyone find Thursday comfy as fuck?

Work on Friday isn't that bad because the mood in my office is usually pretty upbeat plus half the office is usually off

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>>38672183
>having a job
>having a nice m-f office job

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>>38672218
sometimes they ask us to come in on Saturday but I never do

>>38666063
every day is the same mundane shit

>>38672218
>>38672246
I often wonder if the 5 day, monday-friday schedule even exists anymore for people younger than 50.
I guess it does, but it's clearly on it's way out. Sheckleburg needs us, after all.

>>38672288
*berg

-burg is just a legit German surname ending

>>38672336
ah, thanks anon, I actually didn't know that. Fucking Jew trickery at play.

Posted in previous thread. Homelessanon living in car.

Tons of phone interviews lately, I have been ramping up my efforts and applying to 10+ places a day. I have one job that I feel I may get. The company is kind of a mess and the pay isn't fantastic, but the HR person liked me and there's room for advancement. I'll take the shitty job no one else wants. Also sent applications to two temp agencies and have two interviews with two other employment agencies. I've been looking at apartments. There's one I want that's about 800 a month and in biking distance of a place to go hiking. I haven't been /out/ much, and I notice I get depressive whenever I'm not in nature too long. Fuck the city.

The job would pay about 2500 a month, and the apartment is 800 plus some utilities.

I don't want a place with a roommate even if it would be cheaper. I'd rather live in my car longer. Nothing like being judged by normies in your own home.

I had a fight with a coffee shop owner the other day. He said my staying 6 hours at a time and only buying one cup of tea was bad for business. (I look totally normal and clean, no million bags or anything.) He tried to physically block me from leaving by shoving me against a table, and I shoved him away and left. I'm really tired of having to be in public all the time. I just want to curl up in a comfy apartment and not have to deal with anyone.

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>tfw you make almost triple that and you still feel depressed and dont' know why

>>38672288
Monday to Friday, 8-5 for me. Zero overtime.
It exists, but getting a job like that seems more like luck than anything else. I don't know anyone else my age with a schedule like mine.

>>38672662

Damn man. I hope your life gets better.

>>38672288

Jobs I've been applying to all want 8-5, 8:30-6, something like that. I haven't seen any 9-5. They say the extra hour is for your lunch break but I know that's bullshit, because it's called 9-5 for a reason and it's not like our forefathers went without lunch. It really can't be helped.

I feel like everything has been destroyed forever. At least work culture here isn't as bad as Japan. I guess. Though japan is nicer and comfier. I just plan to save as much money as possible and check out of society when I can. Though if I got a paid monkey job where you can screw around online all day, that wouldn't be too bad, I could work on my own shit during that time. By that I mean mostly 4chan.

>>38666127
Can I get an invite to that place?

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>tfw 24 but sneak into 25yo general

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>>38666063
It was over before it begun robotos.

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>>38671793
>how about you op what have you been up to?
pretty good right now, I'm below 200lbs. Haven't been this light since middle school. People are treating me differently now, at desks they're going out of their way to do things for me and qt girl at the farmer's market is playing with her hair when i spoke to her.
>tfw 27
failed some test and I have to take 6 exams over again, i just passed 2 today and only have 4 more to go, I'm going to take one tomorrow then 3 next week.

I'm getting cravings though, been on a diet for six months meanwhile I've been lifting for years, this is essentially my first cut,lel. I'm waiting on thanksgiving to have my cheat day. I'm going to pig the fuck out. After Christmas I'll go for sushi buffet and ham out

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>>38672662
>He tried to physically block me from leaving by shoving me against a table
*blocks your path
you've been memed anon.with that being said, I truly hope you make it.

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>>38674377
I'm 27 and am making progress. I've changed a lot. I have more energy and less anxiety. I'm on a path to a job and almost done with my training. It's not over unless you say it is. Fuck normies, I used to let their words crush me now use them as steps to propel me to greatness.

>almost 29

I have a decent job but still saving up for a down payment. I work in NYC and don't make a huge amount of money for the area ($82k) so it's taking a while, everything here is fucking expensive. I don't want to live near nignogs so that's another level up in price as well. Aiming for at least a duplex so I can rent out the other unit.

It's just... once I finally get that property, what then? I don't really have anything else. What do I live for when I've given up on women entirely? I guess I could start going to the gym and becoming healthy so I don't die of a heart attack in 20 years.

I don't even like living here, it's just my job is easy and stress free and I don't know what else I'd be doing.

1 month until I'm 25, can't wait 2 start posting here

I-is anyone else watching the anime thing on twitch?

normalcunt faggots