Sitting down to pee

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>>38664526
I sit down when im tired. Even after years, I still don't know what this fuss is all about, honestly. Who even gives a fuck?

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>>38664526
I have to because I'm in chastity

I do it bc I'm a lazy ass no struggling here

If no urinal or tree, I sit down to pee at the toilet because I'm not a fucking idiot who doesn't realize I'm splashing piss all over and around even back into myself by standing.
Stand-pissers are some of the most idiotic trash polluting the world right now.

>high on opium
>sit down to pee
>wait for it to come out
>fall asleep
>wake up 5 minutes later
>"oh yeah, I have to pee"
>no piss comes out
>fall asleep
>wake up 10 minutes later

>>38664857

sounds like a shit drug desu

I do because I have horrible visiin and was taught to sit to pee so that I wouldnt miss the toilet. Sometimes I cant see my stream when I stand, so I sit when I can

I always splash a bit, because the initial angle the pee comes out at is more or less random in my case, so in general I sit down, except in public, I'm not sitting down on those nasty ass toilets

>>38665006
No way. You're totally content and detached. You could be on that toilet for an hour, 10 hours, or 10 minutes, it would all feel the same.

>IBS
>on the loo straining to expel another constipated mess of shit
>also have to pee at the same time
>it burns when the pee weakly trinkles out as i'm straining to shit
>after i'm done i see a cum-like goo in the toilet bowl and dripping off my dick
>apparently it's either my prostate releasing juice due to pressure from the strained rectum/bladder, or a UTI
this is my only notable experience sitting down to pee

>>38664526
I stopped peeing while standing up decades ago. Standing up not only lets piss splash all over clothes but you always have that post-piss leakage after your muscles relax once you zip up your pants.

It is disgusting and utterly unhygienic.