Anyone want to hear the story of how I cucked some robot? >Go

>>38659887
>Second semester rolls around, by this time, Eric is the official mascot of my usual gang of weed-enthusiats
>I get ripped on for keeping him around because he's kind of a square but everybody sort of sees what I'm trying to do, which is cool him up a little bit, people sort of feel bad for him
>He won't party or anything, but he chills with us when we smoke and plays vidya with me until I pass out from dope and cough syrup and vodka
>One day when we're all fucking around in my room, he introduces us to Stephanie
>I immediately notice three things;
>1) She is a huge weeaboo,
>2) She is a little 95 pound girl with a tight butt and perky tits, but is a total butterface, hence why she is dating Eric
>3) She's staring into my eyes like she wants my cock badly, the FIRST day at our school
>We all do our usual Friday routine which is like six people and Eric getting fucked up and playing vidya
>My friends could barely contain their laughter that night because they were seeing the way she looked at me and talked to ONLY ME AND NOT ERIC and they knew she came over specifically to fug Chad
>Eric goes back to his room after a few hours, we're all belligerent by this point, except for Stephanie and Eric who don't drink or smoke
>Stephanie says she's going to stay behind and hang out
>Eric nervously agrees because she's her own woman and he trusts her, being the absolute abused naive beta he is
>Stephanie obviously wears the pants in the relationship
>Stephanie waits until like 3 am when everyone is gone and it's just me and her talking
>She's dressed like a total whore for me tonight, fishnets, plaid skirt, black and red corset with a little heart cut out around her cleavage, the whole nine yards
>I'm stoned as fuck at this point, like so high out of my gourd I'm actually playing Nazis with her and dying repeatedly while listening to her life's story and being genuinely interested
>She starts talking about her favorite anime and Eric and how nice he is

Continue?

>>38659887
Cont? Also that girl in the pic has burger nipples.

>>38659897
>Then, not even lying, she autistically blurts out and asks me what kind of porn I like
>I say I'll tell her if she tells me
>Unsurprisingly she's into hentai and yaoi and Eric is super religious and sexually repressed so he won't watch it with her or anything
>I tell her I like some of that stuff too I guess, never seen much of it, which as Eric could tell you from seeing my computer history is an out-and-out lie
>Yeah Chad it's pretty cool we should pull some up on your laptop I have an account on this one site
>We look at hentai together for awhile
>That's noyce Stephanie, welp I'm about to go to bed since I'm high as fuck
>But I'm having fun Chad, I never get to play video games
>Well Steph, that's fine you can keep playing but ima pass out
>Thanks Chad you're really cool
>Our eyes meet and we immediately start making out, I take her controller so we don't die
>A movie of a blue-haired chick getting fucked by a minotaur is playing on the table
>She does not hesitate to jump in my recliner and grind my dick and kiss me while I'm holding X to repair windows on round twenty-something
>I'm showing her that Nazi Zombies takes priority over her slut ass, and it only makes her work harder
>She takes my shirt off and kisses my chest and my abs, pausing only to watch japanese drawn pornography for a few seconds before hungrily munching on me
>Eventually when I pay no attention and hit my bong, she pulls my jeans down and starts blowing me, she can hardly fit my head in her mouth but eventually she starts deepthroating me trying to get me to notice her
>I can't lie, Chads, at this point I'm pretty turned on because she's not by any means hot in the face, but she's working hard for it, obviously mimicking porn with her technique
>Her eye makeup is running from her tearing up while slobbing my knob and she's licking my balls and fingering my butt
>She's doing nasty ass shit like gurgling when my testes are in her mouth and spitting on my paynus

Why would anyone come on the internet and take their time to write a shitty fanfiction like this?

>>38659934
>I just pretend like nothing's going on while she worships my cock
>The minotaur continues to audibly fuck the blue haired girl as blood begins to seep from her vagina
>I get the ray gun in the random box and my dick throbs in Stephanie's mouth
>Eventually I die and realize I should probably give her something for her hard work
>I drop the controller and lift her up, press her against the bedpost while her tiny little legs wrap around me
>I lick and suck on her perky pink tits and she digs her nails into my back just the way I like it
>I drop her to her knees and she sucks me off some more, I angle her so she can keep watching porn while I prop my hand up against the wall
>I place my bong on my desk so I can lean down and take rips with one hand while she sucks dick
>When I start to get bored, I pick her up and turn her upside down, we're literally 69ing standing up because she's so light
>I notice her pussy is freshly shaved, this trick clearly wanted to have sex tonight
>At one point I end up burping smoke into her vagoo but I don't think she noticed
>Throw her on the bed, start with the tip and she's literally writhing under me and tugging on the sheets which pissed me off because I had just made my bed all neat
>No condom
>Eventually I just ram it in as far as I could, I had to be careful since I was literally fucking a 17 year old and she had the tightest pussy I've ever felt, she must've done kegle exercises or whatever you call them
>Put her on top facing away from me and she starts trying to twerk on my dick while she types in new porn to watch every five minutes
>She's cumming loud as fuck and it's 4 am but I don't even care
>At first she can only take about three inches of me but after an hour and some lube she's laying on her belly taking cock like a pro
>I fuck her literally all night with my literally nine-inch cock, for three hours in every nasty kama sutra position I could think of, only stopping for cranberry juice and bong rips

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>>38659934
This story is total bullshit.

>>38659963
>She's screaming "OH CHAD- SAN! EE KUU EEKKKUUU!" which is "I'm cumming" in japanese I think because I've seen enough yuri to know

Now just really quick, I want you to slap your palms together in like, 5/4 time. That's the sound that was emanating from my room along with her screams. Also it's worth mentioning that she had buck teeth so she kind of sounded like the nerd kid from Robot chicken, basically every "s" sound made an "sh" sound.

>She's breathing in my ear, saying nasty shit
>"Fuck me, ushe me like your little whore"
>Then she gets really dirty, she's just pushing the limit because I clearly don't have boundaries
>"I'm jusht a little girl shenpai, ooh shenpai, you like my little ten-y-year old pushhy?"
>Just fucked up shit, and she's doing it pretty loudly too but I don't stop her
>She even starts yipping like a dog when I'm fucking her on all fours and I'm pulling on her hair
>The whole time I am dead silent, not making eye contact, if I can fuck her where I don't have to see her face, I do, I just want to unload at this point
>I screw her brains out, almost angrily, because I hate this kind of girl, not sluts, but weeaboos, yet the crazier the girl is, the better the sex is, and she is one freaky dame
>Eventually my meat gets sore from her vice grip of a pussy and I start gripping her ass fucking her really fast and thinking about CP and shit to make me rock hard
>I blast cum inside her, walk over to my drawer, and throw her a package of plan B I have for just such occasions, again without speaking
>I pass out at six, i have to be in class at 8, I fall asleep to her laying her head on my chest stroking my cummy flacid penis while rubbing her clit and wathcing hentai
>MFW I don't even care if she finds my lolicon stash because she's obviously into it
>As I fall asleep while Stephanie watches porn, I hear muffled sobbing through the walls
>Oh yeah, Eric lives next door, doesn't he

>>38659995

I need to reiterate that this story is 100% true

>I wake up in the morning and Stephanie is all over me, hugging me, asking what I'm thinking about
>She hasn't slept, this nympho has been jilling off to hentai with my creampie in her all night
>Tell her to take the plan B and I fucking watch her take it
>Tell her I'm thinking about how I'm going to be late for class
>As Iwe're getting dressed she says she thinks she loves me
>I don't respond, she starts jacking off my morning wood in her corset with no pants on
>I fuck her one more time for good measure up against the wall
>Put her down and MFW
>Cum all over her face and mouth while she blows me, this time her glasses are on
>We get dressed and I tell her she should go shower
>"Mmm I'm gonna leave it in for awhile"
>She tries to tongue kiss me and I pull away since she's covered in my nut
>I don't respond, this is the nastiest chick I've ever met and I just want to be rid of her like ASAP
>The dorm is communal so we share showers and bathrooms so I pray that none of the girls or guys see her splattered in jizz
>I open the door with my backpack on, and immediately I see the sight I most dread
>It's Eric
>His eyes are bloodshot and tears are streaming down his face
>We have our first class together and we usually walk to it together, but this time I was fifteen minutes late so I didn't think he'd actually be there
>His girlfriend looks down in shame and scurries back to his room and locks the door
>There's still cum all over her face and in her hair, which I'm SURE Eric saw because I blasted a FUCKTON of it on her, like firehose status
>Uh he-hey Eric
>Hi Chad

Eric had been up all night, forced to listen to me drill the love of his life. I deal with the fallout next.

>>38660027
>100% true

Sure buddy, this is legit "Beta fantasy on how to be cool and alpha", this better have a good punch line.

>>38660027
>I'm at lunch and Eric asks me to come see the nondenominational school pastor with him
>Eric I really don't want to-
>"PLEASE CHAD COME ON YOU HAVE TO"
>Eric is now making a scene, gripping my shirt and crying
>Okay damn Eric let's go just calm down man
>Walk into the seminary which is basically just a basement below the caf
>Stephanie is sitting there, still dressed in the same outfit I fucked her in and she smiles at me like the sick tramp she is
>The pastor or religious bitch or whatever says "Eric I understand you have something to say"
>Eric looks down at his shoes
>"I really just want you guys to be together. I really just want Stephanie to be happy."
>Eric, man, come on dude, don't
>"NO, SHE DESERVES YOU"
>I lean over to Eric and whisper "Man, I was really high, it was a mistake" Which for anyone who has smoked weed, you know that being high is not like being drunk, I just wanted to get my dick wet
>Eric breaks down and cries some more.
>Stephanie won't stop trying to hold my hand while she stares at me longingly
>I tell the religious official that this would be best solved without a mediator, or at least without me present and she kind of gets my drift that I don't have feelings for Stephanie
>She glares daggers at me as I back out of the room slowly
>Turns out Stephanie was a virgin and I deflowered her
>Eric wanted to wait until they were married
>A couple months later, I get a VERY pissed off facebook message from Stephanie
>I gave her genital warts and she now had the beginnings of cancer

>>38660060
To conclude, Stephanie and Eric ended up getting back together for a couple of months. This girl legit stalked me for the rest of the year, like she would wait for hours outside of my room just sitting on the stairs and I would sometimes leave for class through my window just to avoid her. Eric and I were actually Facebook friends up until last year. I often wonder if he browses this board, or if he's planning to shoot up my old school. I try not to think about Stephanie, even when I'm fapping, but If I really need to bust quick, she's that one girl in my spank bank I can always get off to while thinking about due to the sheer, intense nature of her crazed fucking. And that kind of creeps me out. Maybe she WAS the love of my life.

Anyway, thanks for listening, I appreciate getting this off my chest, I've never told a soul. Luckily only me, Eric, and Stephanie know what really happened that night as far as I know.

>>38660060
>I gave her genital warts and she now had the beginnings of cancer
hahahah
the fucking cherry on top

roasty got toasted

>>38660050
It is, I honestly just wanted to give you guys a glimpse of what women are really like

Actual Chad here, nice satire bro. 8/10, was worth the laugh, fuck the numales giving you hate.

Good story but I don't think you'd forget the name of the girl who waits outside your bedroom for hours each day

I've seen this before. I believe it's copypasta. Z

gee anon just watch porn
Typing out your fantasies is a slipping slide

I dont know what the fuck did i expect from this but it was complete shit

/thread

Don't type so much, nobody cares beyond the first post. Try to be more succinct next time.

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>>38659934
>I take her controller so we don't die

Who's the beta in this story again?

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>>38659887
You and steph belong together faggot.

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>>38659934
>I'm holding X to repair windows on round twenty-something