Where would you take a girl on the first date, r9k?

>>38659835
Is this that one ASMRtist with the creepy ex(?) boyfriend?

To my basement

Hitler club

>>38659835
Close to orgasm, but not quite on account of me not having the BBC.

>>38659835
Eating in public makes me extremely uncomfortable. I'd need to find a girl who was okay with not doing restaurant dates, which for some reason seem to have become a standard in society.

My idea of a first date would be taking a walk and talking, I suppose. Preferably somewhere with few other people around.

>>38659835
Coffee shop to get to know each other, it I'm a huge dork. You should take her to a bar if you want to get laid and look cool

Coffee shop/bar

>>38659835
make some tea in a vacuum flask and go for a walk in the park

>>38659902
get some ice cream and go for a walk,
it's worked great for me many times

>>38659835
somewhere low pressure, that we both can enjoy, no dinner at a fancy place or anything. that should come later

a carnival with lots of rides and adrenaline, she will attribute the feeling of excitement to being with you. a movie might work also, even if cliche

>>38660057
Not really possible where I live, unless you want to walk down a busy highway with no sidewalk.

Kind of a pointless discussion since I'll never have the opportunity to go on a date with a girl as long as I live, regardless.

The zoo. I like animals and know quite a lot about them, so I suppose she'd find my enthousiasm attractive.

>>38659853
This. And lock her here later so she wont be able to run away. Give her food once in a while so she doesnt starve and you can keep her

Bowling. You're doing something so no awkward silences, you have something joke around about and when you beat her she can see you're a winner. Bowling is always the answe, roasties love bowling.

>>38662044
>when you beat her she can see you're a winner.
Yeah well, what If I lose? Time to find another girl because there's no salvaging it at that point?

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>>38659835
Into the flame, into the fire
With no regard for a thing, fuck that I'm the lord of the game
I rule this empire
I am the God of hell fire

>>38659835
Take her somewhere to eat after going to the movies so we have something to talk about

>>38662180
Tell her she's pretty good, and that she should try holding your balls next.

>>38662180
If she wins you can praise her and take her to a cafe and treat her as a winning prize.
As long as you don't tryhard while playing and make jokes during bad rounds it won't actually seem like you really lost either

I'd take her to McDonalds

>>38660157
Well, why not? You're probably just being a pessimist.

>>38659835
Prolly coffee shop then walking. IDK.

I would love to spend an evening just playing vidya, but I only have a pc/3ds.

>>38659835
First date is just a drink and a bit of chitchat.
Second date is seaside+dinner out
Third date casual, nonchalant everyday stuff to ingrain in her reptilian brain that she's yours already

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>>38659853
I made our first date her last

>>38662180
>Yeah well, what If I lose?
Give up. Unless she's literally on a bowling team you should beat her, if you don't you wouldn't be good enough for her in other ways anyway.

>>38662413
>an evening just playing vidya
If you choose a game she'd like I bet it could work, but not for a first date.

>>38662740
When will people realize dodging the robot like this is bannable?

>>38662757
When they get banned
Duh

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Nowhere, they'd never agree on a date with me

As a reclusive chick, wouldn't want to be taken anywhere except home, watching stuff together.
Maybe also a late night walk, holding hands, while everyone else is sleeping & no one else is outside.

Never been on a date though, so. Shrug.

war museum
i invited a girl before but she didn't accept

>>38662757
>5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
>"may"

It actually infuriates me that people like you, with reading comprehension I could've surpassed at 6 years old, can figure out how to turn a computer on and make it to a chan.
I fucking hate illiterates.

>>38662410
I'm 27 years old and it hasn't happened yet. I'm also NEET so I don't really have any way of meeting women.

>>38663554
Church girls are qt, I've had some girls go up to me when I'm walking my dog (I'm ugly mind you), or a hobby club near you.

>>38659835
The last three girls we went to my place and I fucked them. Before that I went to a movie with a girl as a first date with one, and another we got supper.

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>>38662906
>wouldn't want to be taken anywhere except home
>going to someone's house on a first date

>>38659835
I usually take them to a bar near my home at dinner time, it's a nice bar but the women's toilet is tiny, so there always a huge line, I suggest we should go to my apartment 3 blocks away and grab a bit in this tiny Argentinean pizza place that in on the way, we order and ask them to deliver in my apartment (they only deliver, no tables or bathrooms for clients) and just go home where I have vodka and shit to get her drunk.

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The museum.
>I know it inside and out
>walking around talking
>if there is ever a lull in conversation there is plenty of shit to talk about around you
>there is a cafe
>I live close by (its nice to be optimistic)

>>38663882
She means she'd rather skip the formalities and just fuck.

>>38663794
I don't have much interest in religious establishments or dogs, unfortunately.

I occasionally look for hobby clubs of interest nearby but haven't found any yet. I'll keep checking.

>>38663794
i only meet 40 year old women when i walk the dog.

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Dunkin Donuts because its my sanctuary of peace and a place were I can truly be myself. The place I go to has huge trees all around it. Theres a trail next to the park if you want to go out for a walk during fresh weather. Inside it has black marble like flooring with dimmed lights. The walls have long windows from end to end tinted black so no one can see in while you're enjoying your coffee. Its a fairly new location and not many people know about. The cashiers have been relatively friendly and one of them is really cute. I dont really care for having any sort of relationship with her but its better than dealing with ugly people on the daily. Its always fresh in there and the coffee is of good quality and cheap. The customers who go there arent loud and are respectful of others and white. So everything is perfect

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>>38664075
I've only had little girls go up to me cause of my dog.

>>38664304
>I've only had little girls go up to me cause of my dog.
Is that how you acquire your pizza anon?

O fuk it's that ASMR bitch.

>>38659852
dunnot. she became a meme tho.
ugly af without makeup

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>>38659835
>>38659852
>>38664677
shes my ex ama

Drinking in a bar.

Fuck if I know, I've never been on a date and I never will.

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>>38664711
God dam nigger where you find this, sauce please

1 v 1 Halo until she kills me and I throw an autistic fit and kick her out.

To my basement to watch some moe anime while eating tendies my mummy made for us.

>>38659835
Skydiving or Surfing.

>>38664934
Gayest post in this entire thread

>>38659835
literally saved this for eye contact practice

what have i become

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>>38664934
>Spending more than $100 on a first date

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>>38664707
>ugly af without makeup
not true!

>>38665176
Literally looks like a ventriloquist's dummy

>>38659835
McDonald's. I have some coupons that are still good for there.

>>38665223
You're saying this because you have only seen beautiful women with make up, trust me after the pretty girls take it off they become far less attractive. This girl is gorgeous. Her face is symmetric, her high cheek bones, her dimples, cute nose, its all there faggot.

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>>38659835
Why do Stacies love Chick-fil-A so much?

>>38664711
Asmr darling is literally perfect

>>38664752
she sent it to me

>>38665464
IRL shes an attention whore

>>38665506
Proof faggot and ill personally invite you to dinner, I live close to her.

>my cousins daughter looks at me like this

what do. would her mom understand?

>>38665376
I agree with this, she looks even better without make up on video. I can only think of a couple of girls that are as cute as her with such good skin without makeup.

Id take her to the museum. Later we would have sushi.
r8

Probably to somewhere along the lines of an amusement park, or just anywhere we could roam together and talk

>>38659835
Up the bum i guess.

>>38659835
Sushi restaurant. Bitches love sushi

>>38663986
Hey I went to that museum when i was visiting the UK. Neat

>>38665506
Show nudes of her

I think i could handle the logistics of a date really well, but the thing that scares me is that I really suck at conversation, not just with grills either, with anyone. If they dont lead the conversation i just know it would end up being one long ass uncomfortable silence. I can even handle eye contact and body language and all that shit but it doesnt mean anything because people probably think im retarded because i dont know how to talk to them.

It leads me to think that there's no point in even trying. What do i do bros?

>>38665627
>>38666160
Christ, you newfags are pathetic.

Im really good at cooking to i think my place for dinner sounds fine.

Playdium, pool or amusement park depending on the girl. Fuck restaurants, I'm going to have a good time.

>>38666064
Nice! Did you enjoy it? It's my favourite place in said city. Go there at least once a week, even just to sit and read.

>>38667188
Yes it was very cool, i wish i had more time to spend there, i dont think i even got to see everything sadly.

Sushi.
Bitches love sushi.

acceptable first date restaurant: burger king

unacceptable first date restaurant: mcdonalds

>>38665627
>i want to go to dinner with some sweaty autist

>>38666160
she wouldnt send any, she was paranoid af they would get out and ruin her stupid channel. needless to say, that attitude caused a lot of problems

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>>38659835
Don't know. I find the whole dating thing extremely strange, why would you need to go out and eat something? Why not just go home to one or the other and watch some movie or series, play videogames or boardgames and then call it a day? Why do women have to be so complicated?

a bitch love sushi

>>38668758
maybe you're just fucking autistic dude

>>38668758
To be seen. She wants everyone to know shes with chad. If a woman is with a high value man it automatically makes her high value.

>>38659835

Don't matter where we go because with a nigga like me that bitch is going home with me at the end of it, 9/10 bitches suck head and the other 1/10 whores are lying.

>>38668850
It just feels very cheap to bond over a fucking meal at mcdonalds. Besides, roastie would just turn you down anyways and she gets free food because "men always pays :^)". My option costs no unnecessary money and it's more fun than eating fast food + you can always cook a meal at home.
>>38668906
What if it isn't Chad then? What if it's a robot or some ugly normalfag?

>>38659835
Walking around downtown and getting ice cream. Or maybe a hike if she's into that. Or maybe a game of mini golf. If I ran out of things to talk about we could talk about the game.

the library. idk i'm too pure to ever go on a date