that kid thread

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>That kid who bombarded every single fucking conversation he comes across with his own garbage opinions
>That kid who told people he had an overseas GF and showed people pictures he found on google images
>That kid who tried to ate his socks
>That kid who clogged the toilet with his poop but got away with it without getting noticed and that huge hunk of shit was comedy material for a week
>That kid who picked up his solid shit and threw it at the mirror

last two is me

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>slip a witty joke into an answer when the teacher calls on me
>that kid says you're not funny anon, stop trying
>and everyone snickers
FUCK YOU MIRZA YOU RICH SPOILED PRICK

>>38659817
>that fat diabetic kid who got a Fairytale tattoo in highschool
>that Stacy that died in a car crash
>that weeb who talked about dry humping his gf
>that borderline retarded Romanian kid
>that gay black kid with a brown strip through his afro that you got everyone to call "Reese's Puffs"

>that kid who was ran over by a car as a kid so he ended up a major autist
>that same autist kid who got his dad's medical weed stolen by people who pretended to befriend him
>that same autist kid who got blamed when people would draw elaborate dicks in the bathroom and sign his name by them
>that same autistic kid who made himself pass out by hyperventilating only to smash his head against the floor in computer class
>that computer teacher who hardly gave a fuck about anything

>that kid who bullied another kid and enjoyed it
>that kid who got bullied and enjoyed it
Convinced those guys were destined to be a gay power couple.

>That kid who discovered 4chan and thought it was really cool and mentioned it a lot
>Had to pretend I'd never heard of it because fuck revealing my true power level

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>that kid who went out of his way to make anyone who he feels is a threat do badly, because him succeeding just isn't enough

I fucking hate this cunt. Funny enough he ended up in uni with me and he still does this shit

>That naive smart homeschooled kid with high grades and lots of interesting hobbies who always gets bullied and picked on.
>He never realized that he was being bullied and always assumed it was just friendly banter due to his naivety.

>>38659871
wow anon you're so edgy for getting away with clogging the toilet

>>38659817
Haha. Actually after I came back from Japan it was really hard to stop saying Sumimasen. It took about five months to stop, as the Japanese say it as much as they breathe the air

>>38659817
But that's what happens when you spend a year not speaking English, anon. I live in Taiwan and keep saying shit like "xiexie" to store clerks when I come home. It's embarassing.

>that kid who went to japan for a year as an exchange student, and started saying shit like "sumimasen" instead of excuse me and "ita-" instead of ow
Will sounds like a pretentious dipshit, but honestly if you spend a year in a foreign country then you will probably pick up stuff like that.

>>38659817
>that kid who was super nice and got along fine socially and even had a gf at one point, but who actually browsed r9k and used to be in special needs before he managed to get out of it

Found out when he once started laughing a lot during a free period on his phone. He had one of the ____ found ____ threads. There were other normjes in our school that used 4chan, but it was just b and pol. He clearly judged then but just said stuff like "I think going on lol puts you on a list" to avoid talking about it.

>still hid my power level around him, could've made a good friend

had that with english when i spent a year in scotland and came back to germany. whenever i couldnt come up with the german word for something i would just use the english one and to this day i still have so many english words in my everyday vocab that people notice and make fun of it.

>>38660302
I go to Japan every 6 months and don't have this problem, I think you're just autismo bucko.

>that kid who never knew when someone was trying to leave a conversation to the point where he follows you home

>Those 3 kids that got shot in the head because their parents stole from a drug dealer.

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>>38659817
That kid who thought that girl x liked him

>>38660397
Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got it together senpai. Actually if you go to Japan often, you're a real fuckin autist

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>that kid that got super drunk at the graduation party, asked all the girls for hugs and kept laughing maniacally like a mad scientist all while dressed like Okabe in S;G 0
It was me
I never knew I could be so social desu

>>38659817
hey guys I'm new here and I don't know how to greentext . please help my gf also wants to post here.

>>38660103
i knew a bitch like this in one of my community classes. fuck her

>>38660601
Maybe something to do with the fact that I am Japanese and have people that want to see me there?

>that kid who always looked down to avoid eye contact

>that kid who crawled underneath stacy's legs while she was wearing a skirt to grab something
was me

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>that kid who's always borrow your stuff
>always YOUR STUFF not no one else
>stuff always ended ruined when he gave it back
Fucking mudslime nigger

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>that one Chad who had nothing really going for him except his genetic good-lookings, money, and social charisma he picked up from always being one of the cool kids, who was always a bully who would put down the kids with low self-esteem
>you swore you'd get back somehow
>it's been over five years since you graduated and you're still a miserable loser but he's happy and successful

>>38660529
Fuck my current friend is like this. He's too fucking clingy and I wanna tell him to fuck off but I don't wanna hurt his feelings. I'm literally his only friend.

>>38660576
I fell for this shit in elementary school.
After that I ended up losing self-confidence and deciding it wasn't worth it to get a gf.

Looking back some girls in middle school and high school liked me, but I ignored them due to the prior incident.

>>38660609
That's pretty funny anon.
I didn't go to a grad party. I got drunk on my own and threw up everywhere,

>>38660724
just wait till he has kids in daycare

then you take your car and run them over while they're waiting for their dad to pick them up

you might even get away with it

>That kid who was friends with people in highschool "relationships"

>That autist who runs through the school naked with a gorilla mask yelling about Harambe

>Those kids who hang out in the halls all day wearing furry tails and having instagram accounts full of gay furry shit

>>38660952
>implying normalfags would not be happy if their children died

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>>38659817
>That kid who lost his father due to heart attack
>That kid who made jokes about that

>That kid who killed the thread
was me [spoiler/]

>>38661659
Nice try you little faggot

>>38660320
TAIWA NUMBA WAN

>>38660794
your friend is the real robot
gtfo normie

>>38661491
>Those kids who hang out in the halls all day wearing furry tails and having instagram accounts full of gay furry shit
its been 2 long since ive been in higschool this cant be real

>>38660952
Nah, I'd rather kill him than his future kids. Although if they're shitty kids like the way he was (he was in one of my elementary school classes), I'd like to slap them around a bit.

>>38661491

>>That autist who runs through the school naked with a gorilla mask yelling about Harambe

say what?

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>that guy who accidentally comes an hour late to a 2 hour exam
I always feel bad for them

>>38661491

your highschool sounds pretty dope considering that my highschool never had an autistic kid.

>>38660010
>>that kid who was ran over by a car as a kid so he ended up a major autist

Ian?

>>38662970
[Spoiler/]He was you[/Spoiler]
Origininunu

>>38660652
>I'm not white
>I have people that want to see me
fuck off Norman, this isn't your place

>that kid who would be sarcastic any chance he could get.

You werent funny Jon, youre just a dick.

>that kid who routinely snuck to your house to make sure his parents didnt know he hung out with you
>that same kid who you found in your bathrom filling the mouth of this chef puppet he brings everywhere with cologne and soap
>that kid who got suspended for selling other kids ghost peppers
>that kid who used to be a decent individual but turned into a hugeass social justice warrior
>that kid who bragged about how he didnt have a middle name

>>38660010
>>that computer teacher who hardly gave a fuck about anything
It seems every school had one

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>that 4th grade kid who constantly bragged about how she has a boyfriend
>that kid that made you make a fursona in like 5th grade before you knew what furries were
>that kid who sees how racist he can act before the teachers step in for shits and giggles
>that kid who would follow you around whenever you werent specifically talking to her
>that kid that forced you to watch hardcore porn in his basement in middle school
>that kid who literally could not go two seconds without saying that she was a white girl in a latina body

>that teacher that got hit by a car and fucking died in the middle of the school year
>that ela teacher that kept pictures of jfk in her room and claimed that he was her boyfriend
>that teacher that was lenient to the point that you could go through most classes without even doing anything
>that old art teacher that compliments you on your music taste
>that algebra teacher that had an art degree and didnt know how to teach anything
>that teacher who everyone thought was a pedophile

>>38660794
this soumds a lot like me and honestly I would just like it a lot more if people were just honest with me instead of trying to act nice so they don't hurt my feelings

>that kid who got beat by his parents
>that kid who went to class shirtless
>that 2nd grade kid who threw woodchips in peoples eyes
>those kids who thought they were cool because they carved swears into playground shit
>that popular blonde rich white girl that nobody actually liked
>that kid with a bowlcut that would always steal your shit and not care
>that kid who never learned cursive to this day
>that kid who was obsessed with al capone
>that kid with multiple they might be giants shirts
>that kid who started an actual charity in fifth grade
>that kid whose name was completely wrong in the yearbooks
>that kid who whispered everything
>that kid who tried to hang out with the smart kids and go into advanced classes and eventually dropped out because he couldnt handle it
>that kid who slept over at your house and you woke up to him jacking off
>that kid who used pieces of anime dvd covers as bookmarks
>that kid that bragged about what bus he took
>that kid that sounded like a smoker since age 10
>that sports kid who whooped your ass behind an electrical box
>that kid that got made fun of for his name and had a mental breakdown because of it
>that kid who brought loads of south park shit to school to look cool
>that white girl that invited literally everyone in her classes to her parties
>that kid that deadass looked like a chipmunk
>that closet furry that was into karaoke
>that kid that wore a kigarumi to school
>those kids who played street hockey in front of your house every fucking day
>that brony kid who pissed the bed at a sleepover and made you switch beds at midnight or so without telling you this
>that kid that was taller than most of the teachers
>that kid who you made a card game with in elementary school that you two thought was the shit
>that kid that wrestled with you on your couch and didnt think it was weird
>that kid that became a complete hermit right before highschool started
>that kid skipped the same class every day for like a month

>that guidance counselor who watched anime
>that teacher that gave you trvia cards as a cheap gift because she pitied you
>that kid who went on the deep web in class and didnt get caught
>that kid who pirated rythm games
>that kid that constantly drank beer and his dad would let him
>that kissass kid with straight as that only did shit if the teachers would like her for it

>that kid who ate ants and put them in their soup and cereal
>that kid who who make bracelets out of spiders legs, specifically daddy long legs
>that kid who put footballs in their shirt and pretended they were titties
>that kid who would chase people around with a spiders web

all me

>that goody two shoes bitch that snitched on everything
>that kid that leeched onto groups of people (me)
>that kid that once masturbated in class (me)
>that kid that pretended he knew what people were talking about by giving vague insights only to be undermined after every remark due to queries for detail (was me sometimes, I just wanted to talk but I was autismo who couldn't relate)

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>that kid who unironically threatened to shoot up the school
>that lonely kid who secretly named all his pokemon after his few friends
>that kid who was fucking obsessed with manhunt
>that kid who jacked off for the first time in your basement
>that asshole who pretended to have depression because she knew that you did and thought she would look cool to you if she did. she didnt even know shit about depression to the point where she literally looked like every stereotypical emo sad/depressed comic relief kid in tv shows

>>38659933
Mirza was right