so why didnt you kys you'reselve yet?

>>38659554
I want to kill myself often but then I remember I'm Catholic and we're not allowed to kill ourselves so I just suck it up instead. Top comfy, would recommend.

Because I have the whole eternity to be dead, there's no need to rush it.

>>38659577
>so I just suck it up
u mean pope's cock?

>>38659554
Killing yourself is for old people.

>>38659619
nope, sodomites burn in hell. Even more comforting to me.

Are you going to act crazy again op?

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>>38659654
pic related. hell

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>>38659710
what do you mean anon kun?

I'll do it when i'm in my 50s or 60s

Haven't exhausted all my options yet.

>>38659927
lots of dicks to suck, eh?

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>>38659554
Because on nights when I feel my worst I have nothing to killmyself with. I am always generally sad and out of place having been neet for 3 years it is getting to me and I feel like this is the epilogue to my boring book. At this point I am comfortably dying slowly through lack of nourishment and loneliness. But those nights happen those moments happen where I really can do it one day maybe soon I will become an hero.

>>38659753
When you used to make these threads, you used to go crazy and type in all caps

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>>38659623
you can do it when you are young too

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>>38660021
>When you used to
im flattered that you recognize me anon kun

>>38659957
Never heard of that meaning before. Thanks for the insight, I guess.

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>>38659554
Because Yoko a cute!

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>>38659554
they have hope for getting a gf!

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>>38660349
she is indeed desu

>>38660378
just believe in yourself anon!

There's just isn't a good time, no matter when you do it, it's always too late.

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BUMF FOR REPLIES THIS!

>>38659554
I'm scared of the pain, and also doing it by my own hand. I live life as recklessly as possible and abuse drugs like no one else. I take 1000+mg of stims every time I binge, and I do it once a week. Been doing this for years.
Sooner or later my heart will give out, and when that happens I can finally smile.

Waiting for grandparents+cat to go before I follow them, and it takes time for a plan that would make Elliot look like the faggot amateur he was.

>>38661778
I hope you go out in a blaze of glory, you magnificent anonymous bastard.

>>38661814
>knocks on the door a couple of times
>no one answers so he gave up
If he was really serious about his feelings, he would have found a way.

>>38661838
Was anyone even there?
I would have kept knocking, as loudly and as annoying as possible, even start kicking the door and trying to rip it off its hinges. Sooner or later someone is going to get pissed and open the door, and when that happens, pop his ass and walk inside

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>>38659554
I already picked a date, I just have to wait until it comes.

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>>38661918
>date
guess whos the normie

Carbon monoxide poisoning. When my car gets fixed I'll be able to do it at least. Should I make a thread here before I do it? At least you guys can post in a epic thread that will be in creepy yt videos years to come. Maybe I can record the whole thing, but this won't be for awhile, my phone also kind of sucks and I planned on throwing it in an ocean for the lulz

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>>38661941
>killing yourself on a specific day means you're a normie
o k

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>>38661968
>specific day
just get out

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>>38663027
make me you underwhelming child

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>>38663201
i will be glad to

>>38659577
>kill 5 children
>tell the police you did it
>tell a priest about it
>get killed
>still end up in heaven

>>38663201
>>38663386
if I had gun in hand I'd do this shit right now so as to avoid reading any more drivel from you bickering autist shitbirds

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>>38659554
Family. They are some really good people so it wouldn't be fair.

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>>38663509
>bickering autist shitbirds
rude

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>>38663509
no, please, shoot me instead, I'm begging you

I tried and failed like ususal.