how does a robot control his erection at the beach?

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>>38659228
By staying at home?

why would a robot be at the beach

shit thread

A robot can control a boner at the beach just in the same way he can control it in his home, at least in my point of view.

>>38659317
yet another shitpost by a tripfag

>>38659228
When I get an unwanted boner, I tighten my leg muscles to redirect blood flow, and sing the national anthem in my head.

>>38659371
Has there ever been a situation where you couldn't fight the erection? do you have a plan b?

>>38659557
Haven't been in that kind of situation since like middle/early high school. Plan B is the classic "tuck it in the waistband" I guess.

>>38659228
By taking his /jew/ pills

>not being micropenis masterrace

I can have a raging hardon and the dumb roasties have no idea. Normies btfo.

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>tfw fit with an 8inch dick
i would let it stand up proudly.

sadly, it takes allot to get my dick fully erect so it never happend.
i still get semi hard on occasions.

>>38659338
that was just a namefag
i'm a tripfag

>being cmfortable enough in public to get aroused
Also
>not masturbating every few hours thus making your dick as flaccid as it gets

>>38659670
Same here
>have big dick
>can count the times it's been at full mast with one hand
>erections get weaker each year

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>>38659701
hello summer, oh summer

>>38659703
>not proudly exposing your manhood to the world
why? what are you so embarrassed about?
>>38659722
big dicks are heavy, it takes more blood to rise.
i don't have problems getting it up when i want to but i didn't get a random full hard erection since i was 17

>>38659228
And as long as it's not protruding out you'll be fine.
Just keep it down or against your belly/leg
A bulge won't offend. A pointing arrow will.

>>38659228
>he hasn't mastered the art of hiding his boner in the waistband