How /r9k/ learned to stop worrying and love their small cock

It doesn't matter because no one's gonna see it anytime soon

>anything below 7"

I am laughing at you dicklets. No amount of convincing yourselves will make a woman love your small dick.

>>38654849
Imma gonna need the sauce mane.

Give a link

5-7 guys are okay for the most part, but 3 inchers like myself are doomed. The most reassuring thing anyone has ever said is "as long as you're average", because they know 3-4 is basically no better than a finger.

>>38654867
> anytime soon
> but they will see it someday?

>>38654881
The photo I shared is from a homemade video a real couple made. She doesn't seem to mind in the video.

>>38654936
you have a terrible curse my man. A woman on average is 4-5 inchs deep so you have no chance at ever pleasuring a woman. feelsbadman.jpeg

>>38654948
Well a doctor may see it in the future, or maybe I'll accidentally expose myself in public, you never know.

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nigger what the fuck do i care about my penis size when im a anti social khhv neet

>>38654968
Once they're with Chad they increase to eight or nine, with Jamal they push 11+ and just as thick.

>>38654948
She's fucking him for her meal ticket. Do you know nothing of women?

>>38654968

Yeah I know, that's why I can't even get excited about the idea of having sex, I gave up ages ago. It just seems like I'd be dropping a hotdog down a well.

>>38654867
Can relate.
It never mattered, it is likely to never matter..

LIES, LIES, LIES, BIG FAT LIES!

>>38654948
What are exceptions to the rule you fucking disgusting pathetic retarded down syndrome dicklet piece of shit?

>>38655006
What about your mom? Was she a whore, too? Not all women are money grubbing whores.

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>tfw 8in length 6in girth penislet
Should I kill myself because of my tiny dick guys?

>>38655082
Today they are, faggot.

>>38655086
> tiny

You're bigger than 99% of 4chan as a whole.

>>38655082
Yes, my mom was in fact a literal whore and nearly every woman in existance is one as well. Get off my board loose roastie

Just find a nice Christian or Japo girl.

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>>38655112
Find one of those who isn't.
You just admitted not all women are.

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>/r9k/ watches anime with trashy ladies to be their waifu
>complains women are trashy

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>thread about small cocks
>posts monster dick

>>38654849
I may be girlfriendless but at least I have a giant penis.

>>38655141
I'm happily married fag, it doesn't change the fact women are whores who will pretend to like small cock for some money, validation, etc.

>>38655130
That doesn't work out with Asian girls, when they fuck a westerner they expect a big dick, if your week is small they might even stand up and leave disappointed.

>>38654936
I know your pain well fellow dicklet. I'm slightly better off at just over 4 but that's still well, well, below what's considered an acceptable size. I hope whatever crimes I must've committed in a past life were worth it

>>38654849
my gf doesn't care about my small dick, in fact she loves it

the problem is getting an erection with anxiety

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>tfw 7 inch cock
>tfw dicklets will never experience the true joy of pleasing a woman

>>38654849
If you have below a 7 inch dick and not at least two and a half fingers thick, you should just end it honestly. Nobody wants that shit. It's Fucking gross like fucking a literally baby. Disgusting pro fucks saving their pathetic baby fucks around. Fucking disgusting.

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>implying anyone aside from myself will ever see my penis

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>>38655100
Another samefagging baiter rip r9k

>>38654849
What I have this video saved lmao.
Weird.

YO CAN ANYONE ACTUALLY SOURCE THE VIDEO?

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>>38655350
Are you just upset that the guy in OP's image gets more pussy than you despite being smaller? Talk about pathetic lol

>>38654849
I have a big dick but I can't precum I get pretty jealous thinking of guys that can

IS NOBODY GONNA SHARE THE SAUCE?

I stopped worrying about my size when my ex-gf and I had regular sex. If she didn't care that it wasn't a monster dick, neither should I.

My phimosis and frenulum breve, on the other hand...

>>38655215
>season 2 never

ORIGANRAOOOOO

almost had sex with a girl far below my standards recently..but thats another story. she saw my penis (6.5) and was pleasantly surprised then later she mentioned how disappointing it is when she hooks up with a tall guy that ends up having a 4inch penis. so that leaves me with if you're at least 5 inches you're gonna be alright. anyways I'm never seeing her again.

my dick is the length of a febreze can desu

or a tv remote

>>38654849
My dick is six inches and thick but sometimes I kinda wish it were smaller for the sexual humiliation factor.

It'd be kinda hot having a little dick and fucking some super hot sluts brains out knowing it's not enough for the slut.

>>38656822
i'd be careful with the tv remote statement. They come in all different shapes and sizes

>>38656998
>fucking her brains out
>it's not large enough

motherfucker do you even think before you post

having a small dick is nice
It's never in the way, does not get stuck in the zipper, doesn't need to be hidden when boner.exe
It's not like anyone's gonna see it anyways

>>38654849
that dick isn't even that small
my dick is tiny and my balls are huge like 4x the size of my dick

>>38654849
Idk my size but it's small
I can fit my hand on it once and only the head is sticking out
My hand are not even big (only 3.7" wide)

feels bad

>>38657611
It's very, very thin. I'd be surprised if she could even feel it inside.

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Poor little dicklets, so insecure.

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>tfw 4 inch girth

Good thing I accepted being a permavirgin a long time ago.

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Never got the cock size threads on here.

Keeping a female sexually satisfied is like step 49 and most of us are in the single digits

>>38654849
>women buy 10 inch, vibrating dildos, twice the size of the average man and does movements no man can ever do in real life

How could any man please a woman compared to that? Only black men could compete with it which is why I'm not surprised women are flocking to them.

I hate when women say size doesn't matter and that they don't orgasm from penetration when they use 10 inch dildos and date black men with huge dicks.

Anything below 12 inches is tiny. I'm not even joking. Look at the size for an average dildo.

>>38655058
There is no rule

>>38655259
>I'm happily married
Get out

>>38654849
>tfw 6 inch girth
Did I do good robots?

My dick is 22 cm, but I'm a kissless virgin (by choice but still). Don't worry about it. Just be yourself.

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>>38656822
My remote

>>38659386
>How could any man please a woman compared to that?
By being a living breathing person with body heat, limbs, muscles and voice.
>le black men
Oh you're just cuckposting, nevermind.

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>>38654990
The average black man has a 6 inch penis.

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>>38659386
>implying all black men have 10 inch dicks

>>38654936
>6 or even 7 is just okay for the most part

This board sure is delusional about cock size. Yes m8, only 9 inches can TRULY satisfy women. I know everybody likes to go "nuh-uh," but most women don't like super big.

>>38659308
Its bizarre it really is. Not to mention most of /r9k/ claim to hate women then worry about this sort of shit.

>>38659647
They have never tasted the big ones, retard.
Once you go big, you don't go back.

Just a friendly reminder that a freaking baby fits through the vagina.

Your fucking tiny finger sized dick is like nothing.

>>38659972
Yeah but most of them never will because of how rare huge dicks are. I've fucked hookers whose pussied were tight on my 7 inch dick.

>>38654948
Of course she doesn't mind, that's a decent sized cock. Don't tell me you actually fell for those troll images that say 5-6 inches is considered small.

>>38654849
I'm 5 inches, I'm pretty sure I can't fuck like a normal person, only hump the girl like a dog
like I think I can't move in and out because my dick would fall out

I want to see robot genitals ITT!!!!

>>38654849
I've known forever but I don't like to tell robots cause I like to see them be paranoid over everything. Can you imagine if one of them goes to lose their virginity (finally) and then can't perform because they are too scared of their 5 inch penis?

Penis size is probably near the bottom of the list one what a woman seeks from you.

It's something like
face
height
build
money
eye color
hair color
butt
abs
feet
penis

they don't care

>>38660329
>penis size (atleast 7x5)
>face
>height
>build
>money
>eye color
>hair color
>butt
>abs
>feet

fixed that for you

>>38660440
But they literally don't. Only men care about penis size.

In fact there is probably more men who wished women cared about penis size vs. women that really care.

Women don't know shit about sizes anyways.

>>38654849
>some cuck finds a video where tiny pecker bastard awkwardly fucks a bitch
>SEE GUYS!!! I TOLD YA WIMIN DONT CARE BOUT MAH SMALL DICK
Yeah. Where are also videos where they fuck dogs. So does it mean women don't care human you're or not? Jokes aside op-fag never heard about survivorship bias.

>>38659443
Yes, there is you fucking idiot. Girls prefer overwhelmingly big dicks. That is your fucking rule. Give the choice between a 7" and a 5" guy, almost all of them will choose the guy with 7". The exceptions are if she has some fucked up broken tiny vagina or if the guy with 5" is literally apex male, and the other one is the worst combination of horrendous characteristics.

How long are you guys going to keep lying to yourself? I have accepted it. If you can't, JUST SFU AND STOP LYING TO PEOPLE TO FEEL GOOD. IT ONLY DOES HARM. I hope every single one of you faggots that say small or average dicks are ok, get the worse form of some cancer possible, for the damage you do. Blinding and deceiving people in order to make yourselves feel good. How about you tell a down syndrome person they can win the international math olympics next? Piece of shit.

>>38660602
>Give the choice between a 7" and a 5" guy, almost all of them will choose the guy with 7"

TOP KEK

If Chad had a 3 inch weener but had a 9/10 face with a body of a god vs. 9 inch penis of a robot, she would choose Chad and make fun of you still loser.

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>>38660494
they sure care when they receive no pleasure from it

>>38660631
DID YOU EVEN READ THE REST OF THE POST? THAT'S WHAT I ADDED RIGHT AFTER YOU ATTENTION DEFFICIENT SINGLE DIGIT IQ WORM. JUST DIE YOU STUPID SHIT. JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRUCK YOU MAGGOT. YOU RETARDED IDIOTIC PIECE OF SHIT. I'D SLIT YOUR THROAT IF YOUR RETARDED FACE WAS IN FRONT OF ME YOU FUCKING BRAINLET.

>>38660700
Mine falls in the Most Fun zone which is nice, but they still don't care lol.

A woman will always choose Chad over you in spite of your penis size. that's what you need to accept.

Hell when I was in school the top Chad (who had literally any girl he wanted) had like 3 inches hard. The girls never complained about it until he dumped them. But they always wanted him back and other girls wanted him. At the point of fighting of cheating on their men or dumping their men for him. Even though they knew he was gonna pump and dump them...with his massive 3 inches.

Calm down dicklet

>>38660777
How do you know his dick size?
Gj

>>38660691
>tfw 6 inches in length
>tfw 6 inches in girth
Fug. Still good I guess.

>>38660691
my dick is exactly in the middle of most fun

I highly doubt that this is accurate

>>38660777
>your post
>not projecting and making up stuff
Pick one (1).

You reading comprehension is lacking. You may not be a dicklet, but you sure are a brainlet. I already said in my post, that you will be chosen unless you are some disgusting freak. Which I can see you are, if girls don't want your dick lmao. Also I know that I am a dicklet, just barely above "MOST FUN" with 6"x6". But I am aware of that and don't lie to myself like a delusional idiot.

But I swear my man, your idiocy makes me so angry that I would bash your skull in if I knew you. I would literally beat you to death. You are stupid on a level that's rage inducing. And I'm sure you are the same in real life and let me tell you, you deserve everything bad coming your way.

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>>38656277
Back when I was pretending to be a guy, I had a 7x6 dick.
It was far from small and girls enjoyed it.
Now I'm with a 8x6 guy.
If anything I'm even more popular with girls cause I'm bishie but I don't really like girls.
I could still get them off if I needed too.
I have an unusually thick tongue that's easily more than half the width of my hand.

>>38660932
>6 inch girth
>dicklet

shitpost harder

>>38654849
> my dick is actually bigger than that

D-did I make it?

>>38660969
Most people in porn, amateur are not have it bigger. The one girl I fucked didn't seem that impressed. Granted, she was kind of a whore so maybe that's why.

>not actually 6"
That's the one thing I'm certain in life but other than a pic, which I'm not gonna post on this mentally challenged taiwanese farmer's market, I have no proof. Yet you can't say that. You either don't have it this size and can't say it's not small, or you have it and just want to feel good about your only redeeming quality. Trust me, it's not.

>>38661047
Most people in porn, amateur included, have it bigger.*

When I get really frustrated or angry I can't concentrate. Thanks brainlet anon from earlier.

>>38661047
I have 5.75 girth and it's pretty thick
You are simply retarded or you are just one of those autists who measure girth right above your balls

>Most people in porn, amateur included, have it bigger.
porndicks are 5.25-6 inch thick
there are 6+ inch porncocks and those are pretty much monster tier

>>38661047
6 X 6 is a huge girth not very long though. Still above average in length and in girth.

originally post the fucking video

>>38661118
6"+ girth is legit gigantic top 99.9% shit and i don't think i've ever actually seen proof of anyone having it on here. Seen plenty of 8" dicks but never a 9"+ length one or 6"+ girth.

>>38661118
Is your dick pyramid shaped? Mine is the same girth all the way up. More or less. I measure at the middle. Thanks for the exact stats Mr. Porn Director. I was using my perception to compare. Now I know the truth!

>>38661118
>>38661120
Whatever anons. I have a porn dick. K. The one girl that saw it seems to like more than porn dicks. Maybe 6" girth is good, but not when not couple with a bigger length.

>>38654867
this. I have to actually have a shot at losing my virginity to care about what a girl is gonna think about my dick size. As such, it's irrelevant and I don't worry about it.

>>38661217
5.75 in the middle for me and the head is thicker
>The one girl that saw
nobody cares about an used up roasties opinion

>>38659452
>t whore apologist
You first.

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>>38659559
>>How could any man please a woman compared to that?
>By being a living breathing person with body heat, limbs, muscles and voice
And yet he's the one cuckposting

>>38661217
I'm 7 X 5.25 and all the girls I've been with have liked it a lot.

>>38661173
6.5 here, I have to order condoms from fucking Europe because the FDA has banned my size in the USA

>>38661479
Could you post a shittier quality and more close up image please thanks.

>>38660329


While this is generally pretty true for flings/one night stands, when it comes to longer term relationships there's also a huge gap like:


general personality/sociability
how well he treats her (not saying has to treat her good, i mean if he gives off vibes he's selfish/won't provide for her/won't protect her/etc.)
.
.
.
.
.
your list

Women aren't completely focused on the physical. Men are. That's mens driving motive to fucking women. Women do enjoy the physical as men do, but they weigh other interpersonal aspects like social status and such far higher. So a big dick doesn't mean you can get or keep a girl.


t. a guy with an 8inch dick who has been dumped before.

>>38654894
All i know is they are slavshits or something

>>38660494

They literally do you autistic virgin.


I was going to make a comparison to loose vaginas but you're such a virgin it would go over your head. So instead, Fill up a gatorade bottle with warm water and try to fuck it. Notice how fucking shit that feels? That's the same as a woman having sex with a dude who has a small penis. It simply feels 100x better to have sex with a bigger penis, just like it feels better for guys to have sex with tighter fitting vaginas.


You are genuinely deluding yourself if you believe women don't care about penis size. Just LOL, go to any forum for women and you'll see thread after thread of them complaining about their husbands dick being too small and not being satisfied.

>start to talk with girl, make her laugh and shit. it's easy for me
>suddenly remember I only have a 5in dick
>suddenly remember I am still a virgin so can't satisfy her, can't even picture myself doing it
>suddenly remember how fucking ugly I am
>stop trying

recent story, the outcome is the same all the time

>>38661988

she laughs because she feels comfortable with you due to you being an obvious small dicked virgin who is too much of a pussy to even ever try to get with her


she laughs because you're a beta orbiter

>>38662002
yup, story of my life

>>38660329
This exactly happened to me, and I'm 5 inches as well.
Shut sucks and I haven't recovered emotionally even after a year.

>>38660494
If they don't care, why do so many women talk about pens size?
If they didn't care, this thread wouldn't even be up.

>>38660494
i'm 5.5, 2 girls called it small so far

but it doesn't matter I guess

I'm not even trying with roasties anymore

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>>38660249
I'm about 5 inches and I can stroke in and out fine and actually hit a girl's cervix if it's in doggy and she pulls in on her knees.

>>38662144
that looks really fucking uncomfortable

>>38660494
If they don't care, why do so many women talk about pens size?
If they didn't care, this thread wouldn't even be up

>>38660631
Wrong. There was a arrival that stated women would rather have a average looking guy with a big dick, then a handsome guy with a smaller dick.
Probably has to do with women feeling insecure about the good looking guy, but I digress.

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>>38662169

>be dicklet
>force girls into an uncomfortable awkward position during sex just to brag about hitting their cervix on the internet

Fucking dicklets

>>38660777
>I have a big dick
>b-but women don't care!

Stupid.
That's like me saying I'm a millionaire, but women don't care about money.

>>38660777


Well yeah of course. Women would prefer a dude with a small dick if he also had crazy high social status. A big dicked loser is still a loser... women don't want to fuck and potentially have kids with a loser just because his dick is big


All things equal though she'll prefer the guy with the bigger dick

>>38662144
>actually hit a girl's cervix
This is not hentai, hitting a girls cerix isn't something comfortable for most girls.

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Of course they care

>porn has huge dicks
>even the beginner dildos are 6x5
>if it didn't matter nobody would talk about it
>small dicks are constantly made fun of
>big dicks get laid million times more

just go to some fucking forum or whatever, literally every single female poster states that "size don't matter" meanwhile they crave huge dicks in the big dick subs

it's a fucking cruel joke, that there are people with less then 6 inch dicks meanwhile someone is packing 9 fucking inches

Anyone who thinks dick size matters is a virgin who will cherry-pick to validate his insecurity so that he has an excuse to not try with women. That's what it all comes back to: your fear of women. Look at this guy: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph590acfdbeb62b
He has a below average dick, likely average wealth, below average looks (there's a video that shows his full body: a frail, video game playing loser like most robots)--and yet he has two girls happy to suck and fuck him and record it for the world to see.

>>38663222
>below average
that dick is like 6x5

nice shitpost retard

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Who 14cm here?

>>38663524
>Who [average penis size] here?
Only you, normie, the rest of us are robots.

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>>38663524
me
I hope I won't die as a virgin

>>38663524
I'm a /bigdick/ and I feel horrible because it hurts my gf to take it, even when I'm gentle.

I'm not too worried about my dick being inadequate for sex, i'm pretty sure it can do the job if done right. But it just sucks not having a bulge because that's something women look for, it just looks hot to them and turns them on, the way a girl with a nice set of tits or a good ass turns us on.

>>38663682
how big? I'm 7.5 inches and was fucking my gf doggy style and she jumped off my dick in pain. It made me feel good making her tap out but at the same time I felt pretty bad because that shit must have hurt to make her do that

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I have never measured my dick, and I intend to keep it that way. I couldn't bear the burden of knowledge. Sometimes it seems small, others average, hell even borderline nice, and that's enough to keep me sane.

>>38659972
>Just a friendly reminder that a freaking baby fits through the vagina

You do know how painful childbirth is, right?

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>>38654849
>at a party, kinda drunk
>making out with a girl in a quiet place
>my dick is diamonds and i'm rubbing it against her
>she can feel everything while i kiss her neck and she moans

5'5 manlet and 6.3 inches dick here, don't lose hope anons

>>38663750
Anyone can have a bulge, just wear something close-fitting and no underwear.

>>38663884
6.3 is porn tier, you fucking douchebag normie.

>>38661421
Penetration is only one aspect of sex.
Without any other form of physical contact and stimulation it's simply not as good, no matter how great the penetration is.

>>38662200
shameful slut here (but only to one man) it actually isn't uncomfortable. it's just like pulling your knees to your chest when sitting up, except you're on your front! the tricky part, though, is keeping your legs to your chest! when it feels really good, girls are more inclined to spread their legs. at least, that's how it is for me.

>>38654849
My length is pretty sad but i'm pretty sure it's just because i'm fat.

>>38664356
Care to loan out your body to some robots?

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>>38664579
i'm fat too and even if I jam the ruler like a retard into my pubic bone it's only 6.3 inches
pretty sad t b h
i'm pretty sure being fat during puberty actually prevented my dick from growing

>>38664664

It was probably your diet. I just discovered the other day that the Coffee Mate i've been using all my life has soy in it. That's probably why my dick isn't that big, and my pubic fat is larger than it should be.

It's probably also why there's so many faggots here.

I stopped caring about dick size long ago when I realized how idiotic it is to care if you're a guy. Sex isn't about the woman. It's just about how your dick feels using the woman. Big, small, doesn't matter. That's for women to worry about.

>>38660329
More like

Money

.
.
.
Everything else.

>>38663968
>>38664664
6in is average you fucking retards

>>38664739
yes, the not bonepressed is about 6
this is why the most seller dildos are 6 inches
i'm only 6.3 bonepressed, so that's not the same
i've been losing weight for a while but i'm seriously considering getting lipo around my dick, so I can have a standart 6x5 benis kek

>>38664739
5.5 is average, making 6.3 literally above average.

>>38664819
you'd need skin reduction too or all your loose skin will just slide forward.

>>38664867
I know but when they remove the extra skin from your abs they have to lift the pubic area too, so that's not an issue

Male porn stars tend to enhance their cock size, often by jelqing or even surgery, much like how women get fake tits.

5.5 to 6 inches is pretty much on the average scale, to be "porn-star tier" you need to be 7+ fully erect. In fact, someone that I know (and failed) to get into the porn industry was turned away because his cock was only 6 inches fully erect.

>>38664936
Only beta virgins jelq. Pornstars need functional penises to do their job, not a floppy noodle.

>>38664936
>jelquing
fuck off retard

>>38664926
No it's separate surgery.

>>38654849
>that
>small
Probably 6.5 inches, retard. I wouldn't be upset if I had that much.

>>38665187
no, when they do a tummy tuck on you, they have to lift the pubic area aswell

>>38665356
Lift, yes. Remove skin, no.

>>38665498
lifting literally means that they remove the extra skin and pull your skin tight

>>38654849
but I'm way below average
only 2 inches

>>38654849
>>38654894
Sauce
https://www.xvideos.com/video25263299/beautiful_busty_girl_spoils_her_college_roommate_-_adultwebshows.com

FFS i have been searching for this like 2 hours now.

>>38665807
oh, that's rough. Sorry to hear that

>>38665945
Could never really give any pleasure with it to someone in any position
>>38662144

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>have a 4 inch long penis
>it is also only 2.9 inch girth
>have tried to have sex with several prostitutes
>in fact 10 prostitutes have received my penis
>none of them have made any noise
>one of them I fucking recorded the sex, and when I got home thought the microphone was broken because she was so silent, until I heard the sound of myself slapping her face and crying
>tfw my penis s so fucking tiny
>feel shame whenever I have sex with a new prostitute
>have spent several hundred dollars on dildos for prostitutes in case they are not happy with my meek performance
>one of the prostitutes saw my penis, said 'no' then spent 4 hours using the dildo in front of me
>paid for the whole thing
>she didn't return the dildo
>tfw some guys in University accidentally found penis pictures on my laptop
>everyone started calling me pencil dick etc
>people started leaving condoms with little bits of lead inside them around and saying 'anon must have got laid' and other stuff
>pretended to play along
>once tried to beat a prostitute for mocking my penis
>she beat me up and stole my wallet

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>tfw 5'3 with a 7.5" dick and retarded chatty cunts keep spreading rumors about me having some massive ron jeremy porn cock

>>38666709
>only 2.9 inch girth
That's literally impossible, retard, you're measuring wrong. Girth is not width; measure around your dick, not across.

under 5 = death sentence
5-6 = you might get lucky
6-7 = should be fine
7+ = enjoy your big dick

>>38665827
I came back to say thanks for the sauce.

Too bad you can't put those sort of things on your resume.

>>38666931
How about me? My dick is usually 4.9, but can sometimes reach 5.2.

>>38666781
how is that a bad thing?
God damn, Big dick guys are just as bad as little dick guys. You are all annoying as fuck

>>38665827
wtf
His dick is like 6.5 inches lol
Stupid ads opie

>>38667119
Plenty of average sized guys on pornhub though. Look at this guy's tiny dick getting sucked and she loves it: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5978b800cd99a
Granted, they also do cuck stuff, but most of their videos are his tiny penis pleasuring her.

>>38666931
Rolloliowo

>>38667023
People don't like being fetishized?

>>38666806
Anon 2.9 inch girt isn't impossible
I haven't measured my girth but it's probably the same as my length

>average, small and big dicked normies talk about fucking girls and their girlfriends
this place is a fucking hellhole now isnt it

>>38667172
>loves it
>cuck stuff
All you had to say desu

>>38659593
Those are little boys, you fucking idiot

>>38663975
Tell that to my hand xddd

>>38667193
>fetishized
Lol, just lol

>>38667172
if that's tiny then I'm going to kill myself

>>38666781
Good thing you're a giga manlet who women laugh at behind your back

>>38666709
>have spent several hundred dollars on dildos for prostitutes in case they are not happy with my meek performance

what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

why would you even care what they think

>>38667172
>cant even watch SPH stuff because you are at least half the size they usually mention

>>38659394
I have seen the size of the average dildo (went to a sex shop with my gf).
The """"18"""" cm ones (about 7.2 in) actually were like 14 cm because it was measured from the base to the tip. Most of the base was the sucker and plastic balls, so go figure.
They advertise it as 18 because it sells more but the actual dick part is 14 cm (5.5 inches or so).
It's fucking amazing. I'm by not means a horsecock Chad but my dick was larger than 90% of the dildos there.

>>38667615
thanks chad,now fuck off

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>tfw when everyone on here has 5.5in girth penis

>>38667715
Damn that's crazy how much even the smallest increase in girth can create such a larger cock.
I can't fathom how anyone above 5.5 in girth can feel insecure, let alone guys with 6 inch girth.

>>38667785
What, you think the cock in that pic is large?

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Women can still enjoy 5 inch dicks anons

>>38667834
Kind of, but not really. What's the length?
My girth is 5 as well, but my length is also 5 inches, so my dick feels extra small.
I was just pointing out how even the smallest increase in girth can make a dick looks so much bigger.

>>38667715
Try having 4" girth, you fucking normie.

>>38667886
Fucking kill me, I can't handle all this fucking feels. Why was I born with a small dick. Why has god forsaken me.

>>38662254
>All things equal though she'll prefer the guy with the bigger dick
that's like saying "all things equal she'll prefer the guy with the better face"
aka no shit, Sherlock

>>38667904
little under 6in.

>>38667904
Not me, I'm 7.5x5.5 at its thickest, still don't feel large

>>38667219
The one in the center is a grown man

>>38667986

i didnt get it as hard as i could, just had had some morning wood so it was a little slumped

>>38667971
No,it's not. No one prefers an uglier, but many women prefer a smaller penis. It's apples and oranges.

>>38667996
Why? You objectively have a big dick.

>>38666994
You might get a lucky death sentence.

>>38668102
Show me where I can find these many women who prefer small dicks.
I'll wait.

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Guys, do sheep care about cock size? Asking for a friend.

>>38654849
>Literally no women beyond whores even care if you're not at least average.

Oh they care, average isn't a known concept for women. They see things in black and white, they are just clever enough to lie and hide it.

>>38660691

>5.75 x 4.5 most fun
>9 x 6.25 just enjoyable
>coping this hard

>>38668144
No woman is going to prefer your dick anyway that's for sure.

>>38668117
I wouldn't say objectively, I feel like not everyone would agree its big, so I don't want to say its big and have someone be like 'lol no'

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Pick one of these men to date, femanons

>>38668144
Outside your basement for starters. I say many not most, meaning they are not the majority but they are not a minority either. Normal women who are modest and don't speak aloud of their sexual preferences are usually the type to prefer a smaller penis.

>>38668218
OK, but for arguments sake show me where to find these women.

>>38668227
Shut up dude, you almost have a meme dick.

>>38668254
lol goalpost faggot
If this was true, I could find some women online who prefer small dicks
Oh wait, they don't exist.

>>38668239
Anyone who chooses left is merely a size queen; the penis on the right is a beautiful, intact penis and its size is plentiful.

>>38668260
Go to impoverished China. They won't give a fuck about your dick size, they'll all want it.

Do you usually get other people to do your thinking for you?

>>38668254

>if they don't loudly, publicly express preferences that make them seem like superficial sluts, then they must be pure waifus with abnormally small vaginas
t. anon

>>38668278
You can find them online, too. How many women have you approached today?

>>38668260
I'm 7 X 5.25 and I feel like I'm just big enough that I can have a good sex life. Any smaller I would kill myself. 7.5 X 5.5 is pretty good but every man wants a 9 x 7 dick.

>>38668289
Who wants to fuck an impoverished Chinese woman with a smelly vagina and yellow teeth?

>>38668314
>every man wants a 9 x 7 dick
Nope, I'm happy with my 5 x 4. Wouldn't add an inch.

>>38668354
hahahahahahahahahahahah
hah
ah
ah LOL

>>38668308
what website?
Im gonna bag me one of these small dick lovers

>>38667934
i was typing it sarcastically because everyone always for some reason says 5.5 on the dot with no proof

>>38668354
Good luck never satisfying a woman. But I do admire your confidence. If you don't care what women think you'll be fine.

>>38668289
who the fuck said I was white?

>>38668377
I don't know, a dating website? It would be easier if you just left your house and met women face to face.

>>38668398
A ton of people on here say they have 6 inch girth. I'm sure it's true sometimes but at least some must be full of shit.

>>38655086
hahaha you pathetic dicklett. You'll never satisfy a woman. You should definitely kys

>>38668377
stop arguing with this coping dicklet lol
there is no such thing as a "woman who prefers small dicks"
just check reddit lel, fucking nasty lying bitches constantly tell "size doesn't matter" and they literally post on the bigcock sub

>>38668314
Lol no they don't
Either you are lying about how big your dick is, or you don't know how big 9x7 is.

8x6 is meme dick that most guys would want.

>>38660691

ya this is bullshit

>>38668443
I've seen a 9 X 7 dick in person. It's like a large cucumber.

>>38668428
Nah, I want a women to be up front about there desire for small dick so we both save time.
What dating website?
Gonna go make an account right now.

>>38668475
I don't believe you, and cucumbers usually aren't 7 inches in girth.

>>38668438
yeah I know, I was just indulging the faggots because I'm bored.

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>>38668475
This is maybe a little over 9 X 7

>>38655350
HA! The jokes on you. I only fuck babies and kids under 4yo with my baby dick. Diddling little kids is awesome.

>>38668260
Almost isn't good enough, If I genuinely did have 8x6 then I think I'd be satisfied

>>38668511
Well whatever don't believe me. They exist. And you wouldn't be so confident after you saw one

>>38668563
Dude your dick is big enough that no girl will ever complain about it being too small. You could fuck sizequeens that love big cock even but they might leave you for someone bigger. But you're big enough to fuck them.

>>38667715
how do you make 5 inch girth look so big?
mine is the same size and it looks like a pencil

>>38668535
Show it with a measuring tape. Angles can make any dick look big.

>>38668571
I don't believe you because chances of a dick getting that hard is practically impossible.

>>38668616
By holding the camera closer to his dick

>>38668625
It's not my dick but that's what a 9x 7 dick looks like

>>38668438
There are fembots who have posted here with a timestamped picture saying that they prefer smaller penises. You like to think you know so much about women, that they're simple creatures that want wealth, a 10" dick, an eight pack etc., but you're just a bitter manchild oblivious to reality. You also think that all women want a chiseled body, right? Well go into a fembot thread and have your world shattered: most, and I do mean the majority of them, prefer skinnyfat or chubby body types.

>>38668535

This kind of thing is why it's completely reasonable for a guy with 7 x 5.5 to feel small/inadequate.

>>38668563
No you wouldn't, because then you would want a bigger dick for whatever reason.
People like you need to just take your blessings and find actual shit to feel bad about, not this bulls hit you built up in your head.
I come from a wealthy family. We make enough to live comfortably, but not like oil princes. I never think about money issues regardless because I know I still have it better then 99 percent of the world.

Take your fucking W or kill yourself.

>>38668616
I guess it could be same girth but it's wider? Don't put on trojan ultra thins if you're uncut it hurts like a motherfucker when going over the thickest part

>>38668680

>a one in a million dick means I can feel bad about my one in a thousand dick
Fuck off

>>38668656
no it's not because it doesn't exist in the internet unless it's been proven with actual measurements.

>>38668708
7 X 5 is like one in 5. That dick is like 1 in 20 or 30

>>38668658
yes, by smaller they mean about 6+ inches, you deluded fuck
keep coping moron

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>>38668716
Bro you're deluding yourself.

>>38668658
>smaller penises
LMAO, yeah to them 6 inches is small and the minimum.

>>38668680
no it's not, because it's a camera trick
They can do the same thing if the took it in the same position
Sometimes I hate coming here because I remember most of the faggots that post here are under 20 and are fucking stupid as hell

>>38668633
That could be it also because the other guys said it looks like 5 in. in length when its a bit under 6.

angles bro, angles.

>>38668743
Never argued against length, show me one with a 7 inch girth and I will gladly shut the fuck up

>>38668611
I'd just like to have a universally impressive dick

>>38668809
I can make my 7 inch dick look big with camera angles.

>>38668739
>>38668809
"Smaller" implicitly means "smaller than average," not "smaller than Chad's 12 incher hehe!" Are you so bitter and delusional that you can only think in memes? You will never get laid it has nothing to do with your penis.

>>38668896
the girl average is 6.5 inches

>You will never get laid
I had 2 different women call my dick small, it's 5.5 inches with 4.5+ whatever girth, I don't know exactly, fuck off autist

>>38668870
Why? Who are you trying to fuck... whales?

There are so many retards on both sides of this debate. First there are the retards with perfectly normal (and sometimes even above average) dicks who are brainwashed by porn and seriously think they need an 8incher to please any women, and then on the other side there are the delusional just-world fallacy normalfag retards who genuinely believe women won't reject you solely for having an exceptionally small penis.

Here is the ultimate penis size redpill, so listen up you faggots:
<5 inches = death sentence
5-6 inches = should be fine for most women
>6 inches = literally nothing to worry about

>>38668942
Your dick is small for getting hook ups but in reality it's average.

>>38654881
>anything below 7 inches
hot meme right there, bet you have a skinny penis

>>38654881
t. virgin who thinks he's superior to other virgins

>>38667325
he's getting laid tho, step above you tbqh fa m

>>38668987
wow thanks retard
and what is left for me besides hook ups?
relationships? how do I get into relationships with small dick?
kill yourself you retarded faggot

>>38669021
You have sex inside of a relationship.

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>>38655141
Source pls? Orig

>>38669021
>how do I get into relationships with small dick?
find another way to satisfy her sexually? idk plenty of small dicked dudes are happily married, stop being such a cuck and figure it out

>>38669021
You talk to the girl and date her and develop a relationship with her. It's not ideal but you're not blessed in the dick region.

>>38669041
I won't get inside a relationship with a small dick you fucking imbecile

>>38669021
Relationships are where dick size matters the least. I'm going to give you the best advice you've ever received in your life: stop coming to /r9k/.

>>38669021
You're not so small you can't make it work

>>38669074
thanks for nothing faggot
might aswell just cut my dick of since a cheap plastic dildo is better than me
>>38669106
it's singificantly smaller than beginner dildos

>>38669151
You stick dildos up your assailed?

>>38669151
You need therapy, man.

and all it took was my dick to fire up this thread

>>38666986
always man
i think you can actually put it on your resume if your balls are hard enough

Anyone with <4 inches of girth that has had sex in here? Can you even feel anything?
t. 5.5'' x 3.9''

>>38668981
>Here is the ultimate penis size redpill, so listen up you faggots:
><5 inches = death sentence
>5-6 inches = should be fine for most women
>>6 inches = literally nothing to worry about

Yeah this seems about right. If you are 5 and below your only hope is to find a girl that seriously loves you lol

>>38668981
If we take 5.5 average, 50% are less than that, thus half the males are death sentence - fine.

>6 inches = literally nothing to worry about
How about, having 6 inches, worry about the guy with 7? Or 8? Or 9? That your girl will cheat on you with.

You know, setting aside the dick size issue, do people not realize the vagina has a length and girth as well?

Also while vaginas can stretch, they go back to the way they are?

Vaginal length range generally follows male range +1 inch average mean.

Average length of a vagina is 6.5/7 inches, however the distribution ranges from 4 to 10.

I honestly believe the whole big dick obsession started because men are insecure and also men are dicks to each other, BUT also because of women and how generally humans work.

A says X is okay.
B says X is great.
C through F say X is amazing.
G and I say X is bad.

SO A THROUGH F WERE LYING TO SPARE MY FEELINGS? Insecurity sets in.

You feel insecure about size, others feel insecure due to same reasoning, people like to point out insecurities.

Compound this out as pretty much a universal factor, and compound it out because people will then use it as an insult, and compound that even something that isn't an insult becomes an insult when enough people say it, we get to the place we are at now.

There are forums upon forums of miserable men with big dicks.

Same for small dicks.

Big dick guys either get lucky and find a deep vagina, or they are miserable, or at least find a way to make it work.

Small guys either find a women to long, and are miserable and insecurities build, or find a way to make it work.

Average is a thing for a reason.

Like do people really not understand how evolution works and why an "average" exists to begin with?

In the end, vagina length varies, dick length varies.

In the end vaginal expansive girth and dick girth varies.

Some women would never be happy with anyone less then 8 inches, some can't take a 6 inch dick.

Some guys would never be happy with a vaginal expansive girth more than 4 inches, some won't be able to fit in an expansive girth of 5.5 or 6.

>>38669475
That's not how averages work anon.

2 inches, 2 inches, 2 inches, 20 inches.

Average is 6.5 inches. 75% of people are below it.

Likewise averages can be compounded wherein 90% fall within 5 to 5.5 range where anything outside that range is basically meaningless to average.

>>38669914
Oh and my whole point was it's a big joke because finding a partner man or women is pretty much playing the lottery for perfect fit. Most people fall in love with a person, and try to make the sex work. This turns to resentment later on, and eventually things get ruined.

People should be more open about both their vaginal depth and dick length. Be honest, because if someone wants a small, average, above average, or big dick and is pretty sure about it, if you're not it you'll both have issues.

do extenders have any effect on girth?

>>38670085
The study says they work for length not girth

>>38670085
Yes.

Depends on extended. Also most women don't enjoy harder end extenders(Depends on women) but the more soft jelly type. Less girth but better.

I'm smallish. 5.5 inch(4.75 girth). Feel bad. Always wanted big dick for wife.

She always goes crazy during sex, and during our open part she would complain if guy was bigger.

Thought she was joking or sparring my feelings. Other women seemed fine to, must be sparring my feelings.

Buy extender; 3 to 4 inches added, 1 inch of girth.

She hates it. Buy another one, more soft, .5 girth added, 3 inches.

Hates it.

Take extended insert out, cut extender, now it adds 0.5 maybe 1 inch length but I doubt it.

Still hurts her, but once it gets in she likes it.

Women have a vaginal depth to. So buy softer first, don't try to push it all the way in, be willing to cut and adjust extender.

Feelings basically like a condom, make sure to get air out and make sure to shave dick.

It works with hair on dick, but the suction is way better with no hair. Hair you might have it slip or move back and forth on dick odd time, no hair and it might as well be your dick.

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>>38670085
OH. YOU MEANT PENIS EXTENDERS FOR MAKING YOU LONGER, NOT PENIS EXTENDER AS IN THE ONE YOU WEAR DURING SEX AND CAN TAKE OFF.

Disregard my post I guess. >>38670205

Also something I know about.

The answer is most no, to something of a few exceptions but also still mostly no.

The only type proven to work is pic related.

The problem is they only work over long periods of time, are uncomfortable, can cause issues, can cause medical issues, and can have not nearly the results you may want.

Some places claim 25% increase in girth and length, and it's really not that simple.

Everyone is different and gains from it will range. You might get a cm, half a cm, maybe a full inch, and girth will increase as well slightly.

However... HOWEVER.

They involve wearing this thing for 8 hours daily or longer.

For nearly a fucking year.

It's not comfortable, and in the end if pain and suffering for a year just for the possibility of an inch is worth it? Up to you. Most likely people grow 1.5 cm on average or half an inch.

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>>38670085
I thought you meant this.

Anyway, here's some advice. How fat are you?

Do you exercise?

No exercise will make you longer. Not going their.

However when you are fatter, you generally lose visible length. Losing weight will make your visible length longer.

It's not really unusable length, it's just you don't see the full penis because pubic region has fat, when inserting it will mostly be usable and fat will move with thrusting, but if what you care about is looks, than lose weight.

The old saying was lose 35 pounds, gain and inch. People think this means at 300 pounds losing 100 pounds you'll get 3 inches.

Not true, the pubic region fat doesn't grow constantly.

Generally if you are 35-40 pounds overweight, you can gain back an inch. After that the pubic area pretty much stays constant, might gain 1.5 inches if you lose 100 pounds but generally that's where it'll end.

Again though gain is the wrong word, it's there, it's mostly usable, it's just not visible.

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Europefag here, seeing all this inches and not being able to tell how long are they makes me want to kms

>>38659593
Those are 3 inches FLACID, nigga.

I WANT THE SAUCE FOR OP'S VIDEO

never mind s0rry

>>38661976
>he doesn't agree with my personal worldview, therefore he's a virgin
Citation needed. Your own retarded anecdotes with the town whore don't count.

>>38662356
Depends on the girl. Mine is a masochist and she prefers it when I pound her cervix, even if it causes bleeding or debilating pain afterwards.
Although I don't choke her, a lot of girls like to be choked, and I'd venture that they like their pussies busted too.

>>38662412
I read that pic first as her having an 8 inch deep/very loose vagina, and it's probably still true.

>>38666709
Can you post a picture of your face?

>>38669072
https://exhentai.org/g/1015903/c8765b8b21/

dick size is roughly equivalent to breast or ass size and preference

it's just layered with a ton of insecurity and taboo/weirdness, also genitals are hard to profile through clothing so it is "mysterious" and "buyers remorse" etc

truth is that seconds after you nut you don't REALLY care about tit size, and the idea that women are overwhelmingly turned on by dicks is a porn thing and a man thing

the real answer is they're turned on by height, money, charisma, social capital (sorry manlets didn't mean to sneak it in but it is true)

women want shit that other women can immediately see and be jealous of, because they are a fickle and childlike species. dicks are great but again, mysterious, taboo, impossible to verify and they don't even really care

the biggest size queens are gay men

a gay man will actually want to verify dick size, because MEN are into dicks, think about dicks comparatively, and men watch porn and are visually conditioned to be into dicks

women have two opinions

if the guy is otherwise ok his dick is big enough for her

if the guy is deficient in any of the "women criteria" so is his dick

>>38670821
Which is the same as the average white man.

>>38671352
I have 7 inches and this girl was ecstatic cause she was used to 5 or 6

>>38671392
she was ecstatic because she got a new man, new fee-fees, and she was turned on by the excitement

when she's tired on a random thurs night and you poke her in the back in the dark when she's trying to sleep, she will not give a fuck about your dick, i assure you

But they do, literally been rejected because of it.

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>Tfw 7.2 inches
>Tfw I've never gotten to use it

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>6.7-7x5.2, feels small in my lanky hands, never to be used
>it doesn't matter because i just want to have a gf to hug and watch animu with
But most importantly, why are there so many fucking normies talking about their gfs in this thread?

>>38672819
You have a porn dick and you think you're not a normie? Stop trying to fit in and piss off, normie.

>>38672819
>Me a normie.
>Eat my own cum.
>Eat my own boogers.
>Peel scabs off and have scars everywhere because they are too delicious to let heal.
>Bust pimples and drink delicious juice.
>Eat eye crust.
>Eat ear wax.
>Wife watches me eat my own cum in front of her.
>Fucks me with a strap on.

Having a wife or gf does not make you a normie anon kun.

>>38672891
Then where is my gf you fucking faggot? You think it helps when you can't even look in the general direction of girls?
>>38672971
Yes, you have a girl that puts up with all your supposed negatives, so you must have redeeming qualities. You have someone ypu can be intimate with. Maybe you're not normal, but you're still a normie.

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>tfw 5.7x5.1

>>38673065
Well she only knows about cum thing. Rest I will take to the grave.

My positives are pretty much i'm kind and do sex well because I listen to what another person wants.

But also get her to role play as my sister or mother, and blind fold her for role play as getting fucked by bigger guys, or have her pretend to be 6.

The average height in America is 5'10", but I'd say for white people it's closer to 6'0" and you see no shortage of people above 6'0"

Is the true same for dick size? There are just populations of people with 7" walking around?

>>38673202
Nah height and dick length have no real correlation.

Dramatically different genes are expressed independent of each other that produce height, build, dick length etc.

Certain things have correlations, but oddly enough dick size is pretty much completely unrelated to height.

>>38673275
no I don't mean height

is it far fetched to believe that 7" dongs are hardly rare just like it's not really rare to see entire communities of people well over 6'?

I would fucking kill for an average dick
I have 3 inch hard pencildick and i want to fucking die every time a person looks at me

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>>38673295
No it's not far fetched but people don't understand what averages mean.

It doesn't mean for example if 5 is the average, than 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6 is the distribution like some people think average means.

Mostly for human averages it means the majority falls in a range, with a certain percentage on either end that is on the extreme both ways.

>>38673136
I don't get it, you have not only a girl, but a goddamn wife, who you have sex with regularly, and you can somehow claim that you're a robot? Why do you even come here, to pity or to laugh at robots?

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>>38673342
Wrong picture on dick sizes.

>>38673356
I don't understand what you mean. So the only thing that excludes robots from robot club is having a wife when regularly that's all that's posted in a lot of threads here.

Dunno why i take bait.

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any fembots who'd date a 8.5x6 6'1 and 7.5 face skinny neet?

>>38673392
wow, everyone is so average

I suppose it doesn't vary like height due to the outliers not being noticeable in normal social situations

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>>38673534
here's another pic of underside

>>38654849
eww, why would you post your dicklet?

>>38673421
You sound like you're happy with your wife and life, it's not the only thing but imo it definitely does make you a normie. I can't see how it's bait. I'll ask again, why do you even come here?

>>38673534
>>38673572
Read the rules, idiot newfag.

>>38673613
Nah i'm depressed and want to die constantly because I want to live forever and existentional dread fills me with such depression I just want to end it now to experience the void because what the fuck is the point.

>>38673647
The point is to enjoy life, and your life seems enjoyable. I'm going to kill myself if nothing changes until i finish uni, if i even make it that far, because there's barely anything i enjoy anymore, and the things i wish for and are considered normal seem impossible for me

>>38673772
I don't know if constant worrying suicidal thoughts and constant and unending existential dread for years wherein I can't make the thoughts go away is normal and enjoying life.

When i'm happy at all, it's still there constantly poking at my thoughts of happiness.

>>38672971
just because you are disgusting doesn't make you a non normie.

You are just a huge degenerate.

>>38673202
of course
Why would you think otherwise?

>>38663873
>painful
women just fake it for sympathy/attention

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>>38666709
>I heard the sound of myself slapping her face and crying

>>38673572
Nah, you seem like a fatty...

>>38673647
>Nah I'm """""""depressed""""""
Lol

>>38673133
I have no idea what emotion you're trying to express here

>>38666709
You have shit taster in hookers man, pay a little more for the GFE and someone that will fake moan.

These threads are interesting to come back and read after having gained a love life.

>>38671210
Many original thanks anon

>>38668254
>they are not the majority but they are not a minority either

Dude, the very concept of the word is that anything that isn't a majority is a minority.

>Normal women who are modest
>women
>modest

Pick one and only one.

>>38669074
>find another way to satisfy her sexually?
>cuck

I see what you did there.

>>38670870
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56c4edd5aa139