Slavs

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>>38654342
>always have some dead cold gaze

>>38654342
>they never smile
>always have some dead cold gaze

What is with this? Are they okay??

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>>38654446
Ye sure, but literally always
Even politicians who are meant to, at least, fake a smile

>>38654446

I'm a Slav who moved to a western country as a child, and to this day people often point this out. When they do, it invariably strikes me as a suprise, since I'm not aware of any peculuarly brooding Slavic thoughts or predispositions circling my mind which might give rise to this. I coined it "resting Slav face". While it might make me somewhat unapproachable, it doesn't bother me much, and I wouldn't read much into it.

>>38654342
I don't think you have ever meet slavs.Slavs are fucking hilarious and usually crazy as fuck.A lot of them are chads but i have once seen this slav with literally socially anxiety(He literally never spoke to anyone unless you were his friend,he only had two friends.)

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>search slavic gaze
>get this

p accurate

>>38654517
Were you one of his two friends?

>>38654541
>>38654479
>>38654486
>>38654391
As a slave with resting slav face this is pretty jej

They all seem to share the mysterious Russian soul. Shit, I was mates with an exchange student from FYROM back in high school and he sure as hell had that Mysterious Russian Soul(tm).

If you're still alive out there Borjem, let's have a drink together someday. Also I don't know how to spell your last name you Bulgar shit.

>>38654391
Yeah, I think there's something like that. Vodkaland citizen here, working in Chavnation, one of my female colleagues keeps commenting that I always have this angry/miserable expression.
It's just my resting face, and couple of people already commented that if I keep making that face, people start to feel uncomfortable around me, like when I'm doing the groceries or whatever.
I may have this face because most of the time I keep thinking of >tfw no gf< but it seems that I can't think of anything else nowadays.

You're considered to be a gullible fool if you smile a lot in slav countries.

The USSR also fucked everything up. There's nothing to do in their eastern european shitholes but to get fucked up off substances.

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>slavs cant smile
Look even his nose is smiling

>>38654916
As a slav I can confirm this

>>38654342
>>38654391

You sound like some culturally deprived Americans.

>>38654342
And you wouldn't be that way if you grew up in the bad parts of Eastern Europe?

If you smile at strangers you are considered fake at best (what are you trying to sell, fucker?) rude at worst (you laughing at me?!).

It's the Slavic law of never smiling in public.

>>38654486
>resting slav face
Fantastic.

>>38654479
Kek I remember this dude. Came as fast as he went. Croatian voters are fucking idiots s m h

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>>38654342
I'd still rather live in a slav country than a western country full of niggers and pakis.

Oh shit. I have the slav resting face too.

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>>38655492
And I forgot to add this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Js8wntdk4

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kek
i've actually asked /polska/ on int what they think about pic rel and all said he's average normal guy, some said maybe even attractive

>>38655492
>he doesnt know that slavs are the niggers of the whites

Stop being trash humans pls

>>38655563
>he doesnt know that slav immigrants are the niggers of whites
You don't actually believe all slavs are like that right? You can't be so stupid right? Travel a bit and stop being retarded pls

>>38655554
Cause he looks average, what do you mean?

>>38655637
people bullying him on /soc/ for looking like school shooter

>>38655563
Gypsies are the niggers of the Slavs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPJnukaw-3Q

>>38655650
He made a stupid face and still looks decent. How about you post yourself and see what reactions you'll get?

>>38654342
Communism did this
Easter Germany has blurred a bit but they too are often bitter and don't smile much, or so I heard

Pole here living in the west, Slavs are miserable because they struggle everyday to make the ends meet

>>38654342
American here. Will kill anyone who gives me a nod. Will kill you and your whole family for saying hi. Europeans don't have guns. Pussies. Get cucked by your government.

>>38654342
we are the basically the robot ethnicity
why do you think so many slavs are alcoholic? Life is pain

>>38655554
You look more Scottish than slav to me m8

Also
>off by one

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>>38654342
My dad was born in Croatia and I have all of these things except terrible engleesh to such a degree that people often comment on it, fuck.

tfw no slav pack

>>38654342
I've seen the "Russian death-stare", but they will conversely cackle like a pack of Hyenas if one of them hurts or humiliates himself. The Russians at least some off as very macho. I haven't seen the Slavic stereotypes true with the other Slavic people I've met. The women blow everyone else's out of the water, bar none.

>>38655492
Yeah, it burns me to see Poles or Czechs complaining about living in a clean, all-white neighborhood with classical architecture, surrounded by cute girls. There's really not more money here. You're still poor and just sit in your apartment and wait to die because food gibs got cut, despite always being employed.

>>38655687
I was with a woman from East-Germany, back when it was East-Germany. She was very East-German, by which I mean Polish (Schmalkalden).

Serious, but Germans in-general are kind of humorless. Really liked the DDR, though. Said there were no problems, it was just boring. Basically if the Reich had won, minus the Aryan spiel. The only thing she enjoyed about re-unification was going to goth clubs, apparently.

On the other hand, the Slavettes I've met have been very friendly and conversational.

>>38654342
Because they're men and not emasculated pussies like most of the west, which is why you think their behavior is abnormal.

>>38654342
lol you're correct on pretty much everything, fyi the western you go in the slavic world the better the english

It is scientifically confirmed that croats are the best slavs

our politicians are retarded tho

>>38654342
>they never smile
you can only do it when someone tells a joke
it's just weird to smile for no reason
>always have some dead cold gaze
we generally try not to show any emotions because >>38655418
>always either alone or in packs
we like company of other slavs because we have similar interests and we can easily talk with each others
there is no awkward silence
>speak terrible english (if any)
most of the people who migrated to the west were born in 80s so only language that they learned was russian.
>always look tired and sleepless yet ready to kill with their bare hands at any moment
don't really now what are you talking about
>always consuming either cigarettes, booze or drugs especially in public
>>38654916
>generally always give off some hostile vibes
what ?

>>38656999
trips of truth
why is there a shit ton of mine fileds in croatia ?

Well, I am from Poland and it's just styrotypical vision

well im sadly from poland also i wish i was german and it sucks in this shit hole

>>38657166
Well Im Im from Poland too and I Hail the sun ebery morning!

>>38657041
Serbs, the answer is serbs

>>38654342
>they never smile
Why do burgers always say this about every country they visit?

>>38657266
Because everyone in America is fake as fuck always pretend to be happy and smile it's fucking creepy and also devalues their smile it's not genuine

Spierdalaj ameryburgerze pierdolony do tej spierdolonej, pelnej grubasow Ameryburgerlandii. Moja kupa, ktora zostawie w sedesie ma wieksze IQ od calego waszego kontynentu i tego pedalka Trumpa. Chuj wam w te tluste dupska grube swinie. Ssij mojego kutasa desu.

>>38657372
co sie tak wkurwiasz
anon wez zluzuj wora

Haha. W ogole to 90% waszego spierdolonego kontynentu jest obrzezana za sprawa muh clean XDDDD. jakie to uczucie byc wyruchanym przez pana Shekelsteina?

>>38654342
Slavs faces look war torn

>>38654446

They do, it's just OP never met a slav

>>38657425
Tez sie obrzezalem (bo stuleja) i nie jest zle, moge dluzej ruchac (no, glownie to dluzej walic konia) i nie ma mastki tak wiec spoko, nie widze zadnego zmniejszenia przyjemnosci z walenia czy ruchania, jak juz to gorzej bylo ze stuleja bo zoledzia nie moglem dotknac.
Narzekaja amerykanskie debile bo im te obrzezzanie robi jakis stary zyd za 10 dolca, jak to zrobi lekarz na sali w znieczuleniu itd. to nie ma zadnych problemow, nie boli przy waleniu, nie mam tak ze mam za malo skory i boli jak staje czy cos.
Nie zebym polecaj zeby se kazdy zrobil, ale ogolnie to nie jest zle.

>be western slav
>have boyish both body and facial aesthetics
>literally 0 stereotypical slav interests
>still have the resting death stare
>still hairy af
Fuck slavs. At least I'm not russian I guess

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tfw russian
tfw all of the above is true
we never smile because smile is considered rude, like "what the fuck are you laughing at dickhead?" kinda thing. I dont know why the gaze though, people do tell me i have dead eyes , but i never seem to understans why.

>>38655492
Slavs are like nigger and pakis mate.

>No honour
>Gains status by acts of niggardy

>>38654541
fucking crying my dude

first time i've laughed in days, thx

t. slav

>>38654342
Sounds like a really shitty version of the ghetto blacks

>>38657266
I remember how annoying it was to go to america and hear all the "how are you" questions with 0 fucks about the answer(store).

>>38656681
>complaining about living
Try earning under 10k per year, then you wouldnt spend shitload of cash on shit like figurines.

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My english is fine, though, and I don't consume alcohol, or smoke.
Everythig else is more or less corect.

>>38654342
communism. hard times make hard men. read accounts of Slavs prior to 1917 and you will see that few of these traits were present.

>>38658515
Where are you from and is it livable in your country?

>>38654342
it's kill or be killed in here
also I smile all the time even though my smile is ugly and even when you shouldn't smile

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>>38658515
>correct
Oh, the irony. Oops.

>>38658550
Russia, Moscow. Pretty alright, at least I'm not a pajeet. Though, it getting worse every year, because our government is retarded.

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>>38658595
>it's
I should stop phoneposting.

>>38654342
>consuming cigarettes in public

Is this considered bad in the west?

>>38655554
this fucking picture sometimes gets posted with guy saying that he is rich. is it just a meme

>>38658595
How much worse could it get, blin?

>>38658617
there has been extremely heavy anti-cigarette campaigns sponsored by the US government over the past twenty years. a huge portion of Americans have transitioned to electronic cigarettes, and it's generally considered distasteful to expose people to second-hand smoke in any case, such as smoking in a public place.

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>>38658652
I'm mostly talking about the new law about buying stuff from other countries, 20% more money for your animoo figurine.
And it WILL get worse.

>>38655563
slav here
If I am the nigger where are my fucking gibbs ?! I want muh free sshiiieeeettt

>>38658696
Oh, my condolences. At least no one in Eastern Europe is concerned about gay rights though. Haha.

>>38658682
So I can't smoke in the street without someone nagging?

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>be Swede
>live in Poland (Warsaw) due to work
>genuinely like the people and life here
Maybe it's not for everyone but I really like it here

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>>38658737
Yeah, why would you be concerned about something that doesn't exist, am I right, or am I right?

>>38655554
>believing memelords on /polska/ in anything
Anon, I...

>>38658752
depends heavily on which street you're smoking, but in some cases no.

my city has ordinances against it so its not just private citizens that would bother you.

>>38655554
now post the anon who lock himself in a bank by accident

>>38658780
You're goddamn right.

In any case though, that's one of the problems of living in the west. I suppose.

>>38658793
Wow, americans sound like a bunch of pussies.

>>38654342
>they never smile
>always have some dead cold gaze
>always either alone or in packs
>speak terrible english (if any)
>always look tired and sleepless yet ready to kill with their bare hands at any moment
>always consuming either cigarettes, booze or drugs especially in public
>generally always give off some hostile vibe

It's all summed by: they don't have numales

>>38658845
>they don't have numales
Not true. We have them, it's just as apperent behind all these memes about stoic slavs.

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>>38658902
>not as apparent
Fuck me.

Fellow Slavs, how was your childhood like?

>very emotional kid
>smile a lot
>cry a lot
>turn cold in my teenage years
>possibly depressed but i don't want to worry my family

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>>38658972
Overprotected by my grandmother, and now I'm a fucking pussy who can't do anything by himself.

>>38658972
>a lot of everything, playing with friends and fighting with bullies till 4th grade
>protective of my little bro
>then something snapped in 7th grade
>used to drink with friends behind cemetery
>since then became very depressed and withdrawn

There is some truth to it. When I moved to Canada and went to highschool, me and my brother were like outcasts for a while, someone told us that they are afraid because we look scary. That was when I had to adapt and become apologizing pussy Canadian :(

>>38654342
i never thought they're violent or dumb people
they re ok, if noy bydlos or angry gopniks

>>38655549
I'm glad I live in a small little town.

>>38654342
Slavs only smile if there's a reason to, such as someone telling a funny joke or you're meeting with friends. To just smile blindly around is a sign of stupidity or you being up to suspicious shit. Or it could mean you're being fake and if you're unlucky downright offensive, I shit you not. Also communism, it seriously fucked a lot of things up, and I don't think people fully know just how much it fucked things up. Having a stoic everything while also having a glare that could melt steel seems to be the Slavic version of German sense of humor.

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>>38654342
>>speak terrible english (if any)
I'm a slav living in the UK and people don't even realize I'm a slav when I'm speaking to them.
Anyway slavs speak terrible english because there isn't as much pressure put on learning english as there is in Germany or Scandinavia.
>they never smile
They will smile if they have a reason to.
>always have some dead cold gaze
depends on the person
>always either alone or in packs
I'm the alone type. Not like there is anything wrong with that.
>always look tired and sleepless yet ready to kill with their bare hands at any moment.
Men naturally have to look intimidating.
>always consuming either cigarettes, booze or drugs especially in public
Just cigs and booze. Although personally I don't smoke
>generally always give off some hostile vibes
Again men have to look intimidating. You would be much more scared of a guy wearing a tracksuit with a number 2 haircut than some guy in skin tight jeans with long hair.
Anyway slavs have been invaded for many years so thats probably why they're so suspicious of everything.

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>>38654342
>>they never smile
>>always have some dead cold gaze

but dat wrong though.

>>38654342
>Never smile
Smiling all the time is very much an Anglo-Saxon phenomenon. It's why door-to-door missionary religions imported from the States freak us out so much - when Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons knock on your door and smile wide and ask you if you want to talk about God, you can't help but be creeped out. They don't know you, are they trying to sell something? Are they laughing at your heretical ass?
>Dead cold gaze
As above, eyes are usually involved when you're smiling, and we're not constantly smiling.
>Alone or in packs
I assume you mean emigres? Diasporas always flock to their own.
>Speak terrible English
Not true of the present generation of youth, myself included. English has overtaken Russian as the mandatory second language in schools. I'm Polish, though, we're basically Westerners in denial.
>Always look tired and sleepless yet ready to kill with their bare hands at any moment
Again, emigres. They're usually in shitty unskilled jobs and have been frustrated all their lives, with a shitty economy at home before they left and a low social status abroad.
>Always consuming either cigarettes, booze or drugs especially in public
Emigres come from the lowest social classes of Slavic countries. You don't get to see those of us that do these things in appropriate places. Though there is less of a stigma here against drinking or smoking in public, it's not something you do in broad daylight unless you're a degenerate.
>Always give off hostile vibes
Never smiling and speaking in a different tone and accent than native English speakers does that to you.

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bulgarian here, gonna be moving to a westcuck country for my masters soon

>smiling
>making yourself look like an easy target
>not just permanently scowling

I bet you guys also never belted a thief in the eyes or carry around a knife with you when you go out during night lmao.

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Bulgarians seemed like really happy people while I was there.

>>38655652
Thank fuck we forced most of them out.

>>38658356
>>No honour
>>Gains status by acts of niggardy

Pls post some examples to back up your point, otherwise off to /pol/

>>38659342
why are there such a disproportionate amount of Bulgarians on /r9k/? you are less than 10% of worldwide Slavs but it seems at least half the Slavs on /r9k/ are Bulgarian.

>>38659357
Slavs at home != Slavs abroad.
At home, they have their family, they're familiar with their surroundings, their social status isn't necessarily shit, they speak the language and aren't homesick.
In Britain, Slavs are there to make money because they couldn't find a job at home, they usually work shitty physical labor, are surrounded by strangers who don't even necessarily look similar to them or understand them, and don't have the social support they'd have at home. So they turn to drugs and alcoholism to drown their sorrows.

>>38659397
>inb4 russian gopniks

>>38658972
>>turn cold in my teenage years
>>possibly depressed but i don't want to worry my family

Holy shit, same here.
Are teenage years the turning point for slavs?

>>38659418
gopniks are a dying breed anyways.
And they aren't any different from a Chav/redneck.
Gopniks just happen to have more style.

Adidas hardbass

>>38659408
Probably cause we're doing the worst out of all slavs, so the rate of mental illness is much higher here but with no actual path to treatment so we just gravitate to places like this.

I also doubt we're that many here desu

>>38659457
They're pretty much the rednecks of Russia and some other eastern countries. They're harmless enough though, since they tend to fake being some tough gangster.

>>38654342
Communism is almost as damaging as women.

>>38654342
They seem cool as fuck from yoyr description. Makes me want to squat with them in our matching Adidas brand tracksuits.

>>38659558
Just remember: heels on the ground. But that should go for anyone who squats, why the fuck wouldn't your heels be on the ground?

>>38659580
If you aren't trying to balance, you may roll onto your back.

>>38659558
>Makes me want to squat with them in our matching Adidas brand tracksuits.
this whole slav meme is really annoying because people who do that are the lowest scums.

>>38659596
That's a shame because it looks pretty cool.

>>38659610
>it looks pretty cool
that's why white kids emulate nigger trends.

>>38659621
Why are they scum? Drug abusers? Women abusers? Maybe you're jealous you had no one to squat with...

>>38659641
>Maybe you're jealous you had no one to squat with..
I live among these kind of people who do these things unironically unlike 1st world people. People here make fun out those tracksuits wearing bastards yet you want to emulate them.

>>38654342

>The fuck?
>They even human?
No we are not, we have survived many catastrophes, we were once a proud and great people, that stick to that belief, but we were brought low by foreign intervention. We have superhuman resistance to dangrrous substances and life is not worth smiling about.

>>38659641
They're why Slavs have a bad rep with some people. Most Slavs don't like them too much. Though I'd be lying if I said I didn't squat around at home or while taking a break.

>>38654446
Are we slavs?

>>38655652
>slavs
Gypsies are literally pajeets. Slavland had pakis before the bongs did

They are perpetually depressed because they lost their socialist paradises and now bitterly realize how shitty capitalism actually is.

>>38659959
>(((socialist)))
>(((paradises)))
le comrade fight the fash xDDDDD

>>38659915
Gypsies live all over Europe. Eastern are just much worse than western.

Even the ones in central Europe were acceptable before Hitler did his thing and they got replaced by the ones from further east.

>>38658818
That faggot was being sarcastic, hoping someone would disagree and start defending homos. Little did he know he was not on reddit. Queers should really stay away from our countries thank you very much

>>38654486

>resting SIav face

KEK, nice.

>>38660023
Gypsies are shit tier no matter which way you cut it, I'm afraid

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>>38654342
this is pretty accurate description of myself
the only difference is I don't drink nor smoke

and yeah I am a slav

>>38659959
t.Americlap commie
kys

>>38659959
>t. britbong
I don't understand why bong neets idolize commies so much. Communism was completely unworkable and farcical. And above all, poverty. You faggots can't even imagine empty stores.

>>38660130
>t.Americlap commie
>kys
I bet you an old, riced bimmer that the faggot is british. They always are.

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>>38660171
>Communism was completely unworkable and farcical

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>>38660309
>He thinks that posting some graphs is the same as actually living in USSR
Dont embarrass yourself any further.

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>>38660354
>he dismisses objective data with an ad-hominem

Try harder, kiddo.

>>38660377
u told him!
fight the fash comrade!

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>>38654342
Czech here, pic related, is our senior alcoholic president.

>>38654342
Slav is here. I live on like 300 usd a month. You still want me to smile?

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>>38660377
>He thinks that objective data is the same as living conditions.
1st world communists always amaze me.

>>38660415
That doesn't even make any sense. How could data be the same as living conditions? It's a categorical error. What the graphic does show is that their GDP steadily increased (which means their living conditions improved over time) and took a downward spiral which took over 10 years to recover from when they turned to capitalism. But I guess reading graphs isn't your forte.

>>38660309
Oh yes, people certainly live in better conditions if their country produces more steel. Go away.

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>>38660404
>mfw steak doesn't taste like bubble bum

Anyways: what a senile cunt.

>>38659711
I didn't know they were cunts. I just saw it as a cool thing to do with buds.

>>38658356
Slavs are like Nords in Skyrim dude

>>38658972
as this >>38658999 stated

I blame communism

>>38660048
I don't like them either man, I don't.

>>38654342
>always either alone or in packs
It's not like there is a middle point anon.

>>38654342
As one of Slav descent i am cursed with the tired sleepless look and a fondness of public booze

>>38657593
i know that boyish feel
our race would make good traps if it werent for the big foreheads and low eyebrows

>>38658843
Retard. It's not nice getting a bunch of nigger tier trash smoke in your face when you're minding your own business.

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>>38654342
They're from a different culture.
Just like why 1940s americans saw japs as weirdos

>>38661133
no you absolute retard. Nords are scandis and slavs are like bretons or some gay shit like that.

>>38661872
Squat well, Slavo
also a very good post

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>>38661872
Yeah, they're from underdeveloped commie culture

Squat well, Slavo

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>>38654342
>is a slav
>all of those things except being in a pack apply to him
f-fuck off