ITT: Things on Tinder That Piss You Off. >DUDE WINE AND TRAVEL

You're just autistic. They just wanna get a drink and a pizza and fuck. All of that is to seem ambitious or whatever.

>>38652978
>We're not even old enough to drink yet
...what?

maybe go for a walk and talk to a girl?? they like hiking anon

>>38652978
>What the fuck does that entail? Again, it's pretty costly to just up and pack my bags to go to Mordor

You, my sir., know how to tell a good joke.

>love my dog more than you

Bitch then why are you on tinder?

>just using you for your dog

Lame and cliche

>not looking for a hookup

Yes you are

>talking about being curvy or being a woman with extra

So you're fat?

Someone was making fun of me the other day for wanting to nut on a girl's strong chin. Look at this shit.

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>>38652978
>We're not even old enough to drink yet, how can we afford to fucking travel?

>>38652978
>wine and travel
translation: take me places and buy me things.

>>38653069
you have a shitty taste in humour. fuck your ass. faggot. i will fuck you.

>>38652978
why does she look like anzu 2.0?

>>38653092

Wine and travel don't have to be expensive.

You just have to play up couchsurfing and staying in hostels as a way to "really understand the culture" rather than "I can't afford anything".

As for wine; find a winery that has specials on experiments that failed. One near where I live will often sell growlers of wine that wasn't quite what they expected for a very low price.

You have to bring your own growler to fill, but in my opinion, the "failed" wines they make are very good; and you can play it off as an unusual experiment; something unique.

>>38652978
>not old enough to drink
what the fuck lmao

>>38653012
>>38653077
>>38653256
Amerisharts can die for the ZOG at 17, buy a gun and vote at 18, but can't drink until 21

>>38653408
>can't drink until 21

That depends on the state; there are exceptions, but people don't talk about them very much, because states risk having their highway funding cut if they become too well known.

In some states, having "parental permission" is all you need even if you are under 21.

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Sure it's normiecentral in here

>>38653408
even so, don't saw "we" as if the entire world are babies. 21 is a distant memory for most people.

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>>38652978
>AND TRAVEL
No really, how the fuck do people afford to travel let alone have the time to do so?
Are these roasties all just part time whores that quit jobs to go on fuck sprees in europe whenever their pussy aches? Where the hell are they even getting that kind of money to plan such expensive trips? You can't expect me to believe every single one of these roasties has a sugar daddy...

>>38653072
This is what annoys me as well.
Also

>proud dog mom
Yeah, you and every other slut on here


>Venmo me and see what happens
We get it, you are a bot or just lazy

>like my Instagram if you want a reply
Stop trying to get Instagram famous through extortion


>take me on an adventure
Not even original. Let's do anal, how's that for an adventure

>super like was totally an accident
K, don't get a big head, you are fat and easy anyway


>the kid is not mine
K

>>38653072
Curvy always means fat
Profiles with photos of just the face? Fat

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How the fuck do normies even work up the courage to get a Tinder? Aren't you self-conscious basically declaring to the world that you're lonely and need sex? I could never do it. Someone please explain

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This thread convinced me to get on Tinder again
I never get matches though but maybe THIS TIME WILL BE THE TIME it happens!

>>38653564
Their vacations get paid for by their families. They're just rich, dude.

>>38653564
I feel like you're exaggerating a bit. Travelling isn't that expensive.

>>38652978
how i get zero hits!

>>38654409
You're not the only depraved pervert in the world, everyone else is too

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>>38654409
Fucking make a fake one

>>38652978
Tbh tinder is dogshit tier.
You swipe and swipe and swipe and maybe just maybe get one match. It's a fucking numbers game desu. Unless you're a turbo Chad good luck.

>>38654409
my brother is a mega chad and got lots of pussy on tinder