>Grampa found the precum amulet
auntie found the anal annihilator
>mother discovered the urine universe
>transfer totaled the futanari forklift
>Great Uncle found the poopie popper
>>38651817
I think it's better when it doesn't rhyme, despite the alliteration being part of the meme. OP's is the only one I found funny here.
>constable gregory found the dog impregery
>>38652210
>anonymous bestowed the cum trophy
>>38651817
Baroness Beatrice bought the bowel blender
>daddy found the dick dungeon
>maid found the world end dominator
Step-cousin twice removed was bequeathed the Jizz Jar
step-sister stumbled upon the semen spider syndrome