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Hey /r9k/ have a laugh at my expense >be me >health freak/OCD

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Hey /r9k/ have a laugh at my expense
>be me
>health freak/OCD
>pick up a bottle of ribena
>pour my self a cold glass of it
>leave it for around 2 hours sipping it casually
>feel something stuck in my throat from last sip but casually dust it off to being flem as iv been ill recently
>get to near the end and take a big swig
>feel something moving around in my mouth, almost squirming
>nearly vomit
>spit it back into the cup
>See 2 dead maggots and 1 alive maggot in the glass cup
>proceed to vomit into toilet and wash my mouth out contentiously
>autistic screeching may have been heard
>feel so sick /r9k/
Pick related not sure if maggot or some other creature as its a pinkish red color and is rimmed at close inspection
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>>38648752
Be a true murrican and sue them.
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>>38648752
Looks like a fucking penis.
What the fuck is ribena?
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>>38648752
>Health freak
>Ribena: processed sugarshit
kek
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what are you a baby?
ewww a worm reeeeeeeeeeee

kys faggot
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>>38648789
Im ill and ribena is good for colds
Im not a health freak about sugar and stuff just how everything needs to be clean
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>>38648752
Sue and get nigga rich, nigga.
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>>38648825
Drink fucking tea or diluted, fried turmeric you retarded sugarshit.
Deserve the maggots for being a sugarshit.
>wait
>what if...
>what if the maggots are already in your mouth and the ribena just disloged them?
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