What's the worst/most embarrassing thing you have been caught

>>38648313
watching MDE videos and laughing to myself

any time someone walks in on me when I watch anime

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>>38648313
I got caught fucking a stuffed dinosaur I won at a fair. As a 12-13 year old, it was basically the perfect size for a sex doll. I cut a hole between the legs. It had stubby tit-like arms. I actually miss that thing.

>>38648363
What do type of stuff do you usually watch? Pretty much every time someone comes in my room I'm watching anime.

>>38648445
I think you posted a greentext about that before.

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>>38648507
Small board, I guess..But yes, you're right. Ya caught me

>>38648499
Literally anything, I don't mind as much when it's something more normal and easy to explain to a normal person, but when they walk in when I'm watching some moe shit or something awful like eromanga sensei I want to jump out a window

>>38648313
I read somewhere that your arm span is basically your actual height so I was standing with my spine curved to the side so one hand touched the ground and the other was in the air and my sister walked in.

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>be me
>reading some gud hentai doujinshi
>It's Kimi Dake no Ponytail
>Need_to_shit.gif
>No one should be home for another two or so hours so I don't worry about closing anything, even my door
>You have to walk by my room to get to the main part of the house
>Someone pulls up as soon as I sit down
>Monitor is pic related
>Dad says nothing initially
Forget about it, then flash forward a few days
>Banting with my Dad
>Don't really remember how it got their but he said "I've seen the gay shit you jerk it to you fuckin nerd"
>Say "it's not gay if the boy is cute without thinking
>He falls silent
>Immediate subject change
>FuckMyLife.exe

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>>38648313
I'm probably overlooking some stuff, but one time I was caught sniffing my ball sweat. Like legit unzipping my pants, lifting my taint to my face and taking a big fat whiff.

>>38648313
My dad walked in on my licking my underwear
I just wanted to know what my lust discharge tasted like, smelling it was not enough at that point

Also got walked in on watching japanese vomit porn by my mother

>>38648559
The worst I was I caught watching was Asobi ni iku yo!