W-what's going on guys...

>>38648165
Wow
She is still responding and she is even wants to spend some time with you
Don't fuck this one up sperglord

>>38648165
She wants you to get her a free coffee.

>>38648211
>tall
Literally 5'9.5
That's less than average for a white man.

Don't get carried away, girls are always like that and then flake or ghost you when the day comes.

Good b8. Everyone is telling you how fucking autistic you're being and yet you continue to act retarded. Fuck off normie

>>38648165
>Literally breakdown multiple times saying you are an useless autistic faggot that has lost the best years of his life and severely lacks social interaction
>she replies ok everytime
>you ask her out
>she says sure, when u free??
Fuck you and your goddamn goodlooking face you soulless fuck

>>38648372
Okay then smartass.
If you're such a great conversationalist, tell me what to write in response to her message.
I work 9-4 every day from Monday to Friday, so I would only be available after then or on the weekend.

>>38648415
What you should reply:
>I work 9-4 every day from Monday to Friday, so I would only be available after then or on the weekend.

What you will reply:
>im such a retard you don't even want to get coffee with me. you probably hate caffeine anyways. im such an idiot im so sorry

>>38648165
OP, I like you when you're not shitposting like a generic r9k moron, but you just got btfo by this nigga: >>38648448

So do as he says.

Good god anon, I saw your thread from last night. Can you be honest and tell us if you were trolling with that shit? Or are you actually like that?

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>>38648165
SHOW YOUR PROFILE YOU FUCK I MADE AN ACCOUNT THREE HOURS AGO AND HAVE GOTTEN A BOT TWO LANDWHALES

WHERE'S MY QT AT

>>38648547
post profile muh niqqa

>>38648527
I wasn't trolling. I was just high as fuck and over emotional because of it. I'm not like that in person though. How do you think I got my first girlfriend?

>>38648547
He's a handsome ginger who thinks he's ugly. It's the only reason why this girl is still talking to him.

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>>38648547
>>38648558
here it is lul

>>38648600
aren't you the schizo guy, btw you're pretty qt looking desu

>>38648600
I wanted to see

>>38648547 profile

Already seen ginger pubes yesterday

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She probably thinks you're ron from harry potter or something with her chinkshit eyes. I call bait.

Post the stuff from before I only got to the "oh, ok" part

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>>38648684
Here's the full conversation.

>>38648600
Gingers don't have souls you soulless fuck

>>38648600
You look like a dyke with that haircut. Grow a beard you faggot.

I thought you were catfishing and being ironic.
This is just pure autism and cringe

>>38648564
stop smoking weed it's making you retarded.
>>38648600
snazzy hairdo bro

>>38648600
stop dating chink whores and go find some nice aryan women

>>38648448
underrated desu familia

>>38648761
gingers are not white

>>38648747
Where exactly do you think you are, my friend?

>>38648715
holy fuck message number two from you has you lookin dumb and weak to me. i only read the first sentance of it. she accepted the compliment

>>38648600
you look good.gtfo fucking normie.

>>38648715
are you mentally retarded? Serious question...
is this the first women that you have spoken too besides mommy?

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Take a break from 4chan so you don't go full retard when you guys meet up.
"Hey anon!" *waves*
"REEE FUCKING NORMIE"

>>38648747
Nigger where do you think you are?

Get the fuck off my board normal

>>38648844
No, I just don't give a fuck about acting like Chad and trying to woo them, because I know that only girls on there who are really worth my time are the ones who can see past my stupid messages.

>>38648870
>Get the fuck off my board normal
Not all robots are retarded as you guys

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>>38648771
who could you have heard that from?

>>38648913
No,you are just some wannabe normie who at best is a cyborg and acts autistic for the memes.now gtfo faggot.

>>38648913
Get the fuck out, being a robot is being autistic dumb dumb normie

>>38648963
Glad to see not everyone here is fucking garbage

>>38648880
I am not saying act like a chat, just dont act like a little bitch. No one will women will respect that, women dig confidence, you might get a pitty fuck with those ninja skills but you want land someone long term

>>38648771
actually they're way too white

>>38648880
how are they supposed to see past your messages?? that's literally all they have to go off of. stop second guessing shit dude you hade her thinking she was the problem somehow

>>38649090
>>38649160
Alright, I'll take the confident approach from now on.
I already know that she wants me simply by virtue of me being a white man.
There is no reason for me to be acting like a beta.

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>>38648165

>talk to her like a person
>suprised when she responds like a person

It's almost like you autistic nancy queers are realizing that "are you an archeologist?" doesn't work.

>>38649199
dont be as scared of failure is the key in my experience

>>38648448

>genuine response
>top ignored post in this thread

>>38649216 speaks the truth about you nancy queers

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>>38648448
Can I get some critque on my latest messages?

>>38649258
Are you just looking for a girl to respond but have no interest in seeing her? Your first message was enough. The following one is just weird. You're weird and even if you do meet her she will never call or text again because you're weird. She wants a man not a boy that has to explain himself.

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>>38649353
I just feel as though if I don't elaborate or talk more, she'll get bored of me and won't bother to get to know me further. I want to give her something that will pique her interest in me and cause her to to ask questions about my life that will open up the conversation.

Also tfw spent all my money on videogames so gonna have to ask mom for date money.

>>38649258
If you were a woman talking to me on Tinder, even if you were Maisie Williams I'd have unmatched by now

>>38649258
You should have taken my advice from the first thread you made but you're beyond saving, good thing about this is it gives me hope how this woman doesnt just make fun of you for being this retarded

>>38649258
you should have left it at message one #FacePalm #USeriousBro

>>38649258
Bro, from now on post her response and allow me to tell you what to say.

>>38649392
I know what you fear but its wrong. She wants to meet up. Tell her when you're free and then let her respond by telling you how your free time coincides with hers. Then set a date and meet.

>>38649258
Look for my name "The Helper" before you respond.

>>38649397
You got me laughing, dear, sweet, sweet anon

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>OP is white
>Girl is Asian

Since when has an Asian girl EVER turned down a White guy? Come on guys this is literally easy mode.

>>38648600
Go to /soc/ faggot no one wants to see that shit here.

>>38649090
as femanon
i have a thing for pathetic people but probably because it'd be nice to not be the most socially impaired person in a group for once

but i'm probably a minority

>>38649762
My previous girlfriend was sort of like that too.
She was legitimately a mommy gf to me who would comfort and take care of me.

>>38648963
>>38649043
Nah bros some of us aren't dumb as rocks and can use their brain to mimic acceptable social behavior, especially easy on the internet.

Sorry too much animu made ur brain into mush

>>38649790
that sounds fantastic actually

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Obligatory friendo

>>38649724
It is easy mode but as OP shows in >>38649258
he's too autistic to listen. He's going to get BTFO on easy mode.

Like I've been shown some cringe texts by female friends and probably sent one or two but this is unreal amounts of sperginess.

>>38648715
Holy shit OP are you just fucking with her for (you)s. If a girl hasn't rejected you by now it would be a huge red flag for mental health.

>>38649938
she for sure has something kept hidden that he'll have to deal with but it'd be fair

>>38650196
you could make cute Elliots together

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ok, this guy is a real /r9k/ hero

>>38648448
dude how can you be so cringey... don't justify yourself, the first message was enough

>>38648600
my sides werent prepared for this

>>38649199
Yeah dude, be confident, even if she shuts you down you are no worse off.
This is the preliminary stage, no need to show your full power level yet..

>>38648600
Fucking chad. Even when you're an autistic retard you can still get the desperate gooks.

Once again this thread proves that personality and confidence are fucking memes and that it's ALL. ABOUT. F A C E.
AND
H E I G H T.

>>38649762
out of interest.. Could you see yourself doing that long time or is that just an initial attraction. I understand the lost puppy dog sort of theory and some people wanting to "fix" people but don't you think having to constantly reassure someone constantly would get old pretty quick?
I am only speaking from my own experiences. I am confident and know what I am about and I have been told that is one of the more attractive things about myself and I do fine for myself!

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Oh god what did I do.

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Also just got a new match fellas.
How do we start this one off?

>>38652122
By killing yourself, because you're a hopeless king of spergs.

Thanks for the laughs though, OC always beats out political shilling and fake fembot threads.

>>38652122
Objectively garbage-tier woman. Must have the personality of a used tissue

>>38652163
Um yeah but the point is to have sex, dumbass. Do you guys honestly think I would ever seriously date a girl who uses tinder? At that point she is exclusively a place to put semen in and nothing more.

>>38652100
>I love fun, social games

Dude please shut the fuck up and wait for her to respond

>>38648165
holy shit how attractive are you, because half of the females i have ever interacted with would have dropped you the second you said "retard" or "sperglord". Congrats, you finally get to leave /r9k/.

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Op, you're 8/10, you can write any shit in messages, go away

>>38652100
This is a bate thread right? No one is honestly that beta?
>>38652122
"When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amar"

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>>38648715
>Looking into your eyes leaves me feeling stunned. That's my first impression of you.
Women aren't retarded, they can see through your bullshit. lol.
>I've had a lot more confidence in myself.... job in March
Didn't we have this thread the other day?

>>38652259
>8/10

No he's not. And he also can't. Hence why that girl is ignoring him now.

>>38648165
what are you trying to get from this relationship? this lady doesn't give a horse's shit about you or your feelings. it is obvious that she just wants a quick simple fuck with a quick simple man.
is she an american? be careful of foreigners.

>>38652100
buckle up boys.The trainwreck doesn't stop here.

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>>38648165
>UHH CAN I SEE YOUR BOOBS?

>>38649258
>>38649452
Actually, disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>38652184
Lol, I didn't mention she also looks like shit. Have some standards

>>38652443
Lmao you're just a fucking poltard. I don't give a fuck about muh white master race shit. I'll take any girl that isn't black as long as she's actually a fucking nice person.

>>38648600
CHAD STRIKES A G A I N
CHAD ALWAYS W I NS

>>38648165
Should of just ask her if she wants a greencard......

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Conversation is going really well with this girl. I think I'm going to ask her out.

>>38648165
I used to be in the same class as that chink.She is pretty dumb and manipulative.She is also kind of chubby

>>38648165
Chinks confirmed shit tier

Have fun with your little elliot rodgers

>>38648165
WHAT????? She wants to meet you??? HOW???

>>38648165
Holy shit you're back

Don't fuck it up this time

>>38648448
this but unironically desu

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Fucking kek this guy is unbelivable

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>>38648547
>Make an account 3 years ago
>Only got 7 matches in three years
So I experimented
>Made chad account 3 days ago
>Get 9 matches in 3 days (I thought I would get more but I guess girls here like Mexicans)
>Literally talking to a girl right now
>She wants to fuck
>Going to have her give me her # then unmatch this thot

Chad will always win in the end. In those matches I got in three years I met with only 1 girl and we got pulled over and I called my dad to pick me up and I left her to get arrested.

>>38653746
is this the solution? running fake chad accounts and rejecting roasties to put them in their place?

it would have to be of mass scale, at least 20k accounts.

OP UPDATE US ON WHAT HAPPENED

>>38654238
Nothing happened. She didn't respond yet.
I'll make a new thread tomorrow if she does, but I'm going to sleep.

>>38650217
this, for every load opie busts into her; 6 lives are at risk

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>>38652100
OP just play it off cool two paragraphs maximum and it shows that you got other stuff on, it makes you seem like a interesting person they'll want you in the end.

she looks fat dude.
btw you look like me but more twinky

>>38648751
>snazzy

Who says that? I'm not being trying to be an asshole, just literally never heard anyone use that

>>38652100
Hahahaha OP what the fuck are you doing, literally just stop talking holy fuck
This has to be bait, if not I fear for you mental health

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THIS ISN'T FAIR

I SPENT A DECADE LEARNING HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN CORRECTLY AND I HAVEN'T HAD A DATE IN THREE YEARS

>>38648600
you're very good looking but get rid of that profile ASAP

nick something funny off of r/Tinder

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>>38655599
>I SPENT A DECADE LEARNING HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN CORRECTLY

Dubs don't lie. Explain.

Gotta love ginger-bro - he either is a full blown robot or has mastered the act of LARPing as one.
Either way, he creates the feelings and copypastas needed in dire times like ours.

Him being as unable to use his good looks to score due to autism is just a bonus. :3

>>38655832

You're a failure.
Origigiti

Claire recognises your lack of confidence and is probably going to take advantage of you for free dinner, or even more seeing as you have to explain yourself so much.

It's like one of those Nigerian email scams, you look so stupid that you'd be easily manipulated by her ass.

>>38655559
I don't know, it sounds pretty comfy tho so I use it.

>>38652100
FULL SPERG AHEAD!
this is now a cringe thread

>>38652100
OP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEND HER THIS VID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgSCsdm8Ww0

>>38648165
I can't believe my message worked verbatim.

>>38652100
>>38649258
These messages are not too bad desu, you've already set up that you are retarded. And the messages are not overly creepy.

But a protip would be to just wait to see what she has to say, makes you come across as more assertive. If she actually responds again, just set up a date and don't write a wall of fucking text.

How to set a date:
>Pick a time and place
>E.g Cornholios at luigis sexshop at 4
>Wait for her to accept or counter offer
>Make date

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>>38648165
Guys guys, Could I be on to something?

www facebook com/asymptoto

>>38648600
>kilometers
I've seen you post your face on /r9k/ so many fucking times just to complain, when you really don't look bad. Share your flag, ginger.
>inb4 ireland

Why are you feeding this troll?

>>38648165
>still talking to you after saying retard and sperglord

She's the one OP. Don't fuck it up.

>>38648715
That's a pity date but at least she doesn't find you disgusting

>>38649892
No one gave you a response but I laughed my ass off at that

>>38657752
>These messages are not too bad desu
>And the messages are not overly creepy.
The messages not only make him look creepy and retarded, but also desperate. He should have waited for her reply when he told her his schedule.

Also OP should consider getting tested for autism. If this isn't a bait and you really interact with people like that, then I bad news for about...

>>38652100
We'll her first message took 3 hours to reach you so maybe not leave her 6 paragraphs in the span of 2 minutes?!?!? Psycho

>>38658036
Obviously it's fucking horrendous, but in the context of the conversation it seems fine.

>>38657948
I unmatched her because you posted this.
I get it. You don't like to see others happy.
Onto the next girl, and this time, I won't be posting my conversations here.

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>>38652100
Gotta send more messages dude, bitches love it when you do that. Also call her a flatfaced chink for not responding to you

>>38657948
Could I be on to something?
I don't know, they all look the same.

>>38658147
I wish I could believe this was actually OP. I just want to know the power of my stalking skills

>>38658103
It's the lengthy explanation and the time between when they were sent that make him look desperate.

>>38649258
honestly, you need to just stop talking so much. you don't have to put everything in your head into text for her to read, dude.

>>38649892
Very nice work anon, I enjoyed that one a lot

OP advancing the story, 1 message per day

>>38652100
Holy fuck.
>Let's grab coffee, on second thought, can you teach me something you probably know nothing about?
You could have easily condensed that into a later message like "Do you like D&D?" or "Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons before?" and then gone on with your autistic spiel about wanting to play social games.

>>38652122
>Polar bear cubs and baby pandas are a hundred percent what?

>>38659068
Her bio said she likes D&D

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>>38658147
FUCK YOU stop posting your tinder shit here normie.