Has ASMR Darling finally been challenged by a worthy adversary?

where my asmrbros at?

fucking wtf why is my life like this im fucked

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ANGLE A BLUE YETI REEEEEEEEEE

>>38646447
>There are people who masturbate to females talking.

You deserve to be lonely and depressed for the rest of your life.

>>38647052
She oils her hands and rubs them. I can attest to the authenticity of the handjob sounds this produces, having received several oiled handjobs when i had a gf.

>>38647080
I'm tired of normal porn senpai

does this really get you high please answer

>>38647133
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjl4sZTQ_Q8

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Lexi masterrace.

>>38647080
>You deserve to be lonely and depressed for the rest of your life.
they get monetization $ and we get what we want

Is there anything more pathetic than asmr? I'm genuinely curious.

our sex obsessed Jewish culture does this to everything now.

it takes something good and wholesome, then splits it off into a half that is completely sexualized and then monetized.

>>38647052
how are you supposed to angle it? i've only got a sno ball but I've been thinking about upgrading