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>>38643673
surprise surprise 40

First for spending quality time with my best friends, the /britfeel/ boys

>>38643673

lightning and thunder has passed, actually watched it go past here to the north, was pretty effing cool tbqh, now back to humidity and rain, british summer as per

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ratemyoneitis/10

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>>38643720
Cannot wait for winter desu

>>38643744
>female

Well, it's better than most peoples here

>>38643744

fair fit, looks windy in her bathroom though

>>38643714
extremely low effort

Wageslavery tomorrow, although I'm feeling quite positive this week

>>38643718

y-you too

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>>38643744
that's a 0/10 chuck

spent my whole day watching wrestling shoots on youtube.

i remember a giddy, optimistic time when i actually wasted my days watching meaningful content.

>>38643805
I've loads downloaded. Go through peroids where they're all I watch

>>38643800
You know everyone says Cilla was a total cunt, right?

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>>38643868

You wanna watch your fucking gob m8

>>38643868
lad youre talking about CILLA, shes a liverpool girl born and bred and always loved the place, except for when she got enough money to move abroad, she fucked off and never came back until she was dead

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>>38643868
Wanna say that again lad?

>finish uni
>put off learning to drive
>didn't realise all the jobs I want need me to drive
Guess I'll work at greggs for now

>>38643714
Cilla I do wish you'd fuck off you dried up old cunt

>>38643868
You're in trouble now, lad. Hard Knock and Cilla have formed an unholy alliance

>>38644017

>hard knock doing cilla doggy style

I just got mugged lads. They took my phone and my wallet which had 250 quid in it as well as my debit card. I've called the police but I don't know what they can do

>>38643984
Same desu. I reckon a driving job would have been quite comfy. Minimal socialising and you get to go outside

>>38643903

friendly reminder that scousers are the most friendly people in the world.

unless of course they're talking to non scousers.

>>38644049

well i feel bad for you laddy and im not trying to be funny but why were you walking around with 250bong in your wallet?

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>>38643997
oh I'm laffing, chuck

>>38643928
That is brilliant lad.
>>38644049
Nothing. They'll do nothing. Guessing you've canceled your debit card already?

Why do you walk around with 250 cash in your wallet? I feel uncomfortable if I have more than 100.

>>38644049

Sorry to hear that lad, the police will do jack shit, first thing to do is call the bank

>>38644049
Blimey lad sounds rough. Wh did you have so much money? Have you cancelled your card?

I remember years ago I was buying a computer and I had to briefly walk down the street with 600 in cash. Absolutely shitting myself even though I was in a really posh, busy area.

I once walked out of a casino with 1,040 bong in my wallet, mostly in 50s and it felt such a relief to actually get to the car

>>38643903
Just like Michael Caine and South London. He left Woolworth Road like a shot despite banging on about he much he loved the place

>>38643673
feel rough as a badgers arse, at the moment lads. face is abiut as white as a witches tit

BritFit lad if you read this put down 30 for Derek. They completely fucked my shoulders up for the other 2 sets of my circuit though, which either means ive got wrong form or my shoulders are weak AF.

>>38644142
Yeah I've heard of lads playing those FOBT in the bookies in a rough area, getting lucky and winning a decent amount of money from it, then immediately getting robbed the minute they walk out the door.

Ain't love ain't love ain't love a surprise?
Ain't love ain't love ain't love a surprise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZemLHAdM3Y

>>38644060
driving jobs are either delivering goods or delivering people which both involve a surprising amount of interaction lad

>>38644173

ate something funny my m8? ive felt a bit sick all day but i always have a sensitive stomach, was chain smoking last night and that killed my appetite bit i still felt like i should force food down this afternoon when i got up, been regretting it all day

>>38644077
>>38644092
>>38644094
>>38644102
Carrying 250 bong isn't unusual for me. But it's not like they knew I had that much, guess they targeted me randomly. I'll call the bank in a bit to cancel the card but I'm a bit shook up atm

Just to remind you lads. Cilla breaks the rules of 4chan and /r9k/ by bypassing the filter and avatar fagging.

>>38644194

Haven't you got some headlines to be reading?

>>38644176
I'm laughing that there's some racist who posts here called "Derek"

Derek the 4Chan Racist

Is that what you've amounted to, son?

>>38644207
get fucked richfag

>>38644212
Wrong Trevor
>>38644207
Yeah but why isn't it unusual for you? Do you get paid in cash or are you just rich as fuck?

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>>38644196

0:25 onwards

Is she a wagie?

>>38644207
Why do you carry so much cash?
I barely even have more then 10-30 since contactless

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>>38643766
>>38643868
BASED NECROPHILIAC RESISTANCE MOVEMENT

>>38644176
Gotcha my boy, well done. Don't push yourself too hard if you're achy or you might end up doing yourself in for a couple days like I did

>>38644242
250 isn't that much in relative terms, especially for a working person. okay job bennies is 250 a month but someone on bennies wont carry that money anyway

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anyone else get a seriously dry mouth/dehydration when they sleep for 1hour+? Just had a 3 hour nap and I can barely survive because i'm so thirsty, my throat hurts. Makes me feel like death until I drink a bottle of 500ml water or something

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>>38644274
TV guy/Snuggy here. Did you put down my 20?

>>38644242
>>38644245
>>38644251
I'm not rich, my job involves going around with a fair bit of money. It's not my money

>>38644278
>250 isn't that much in relative terms, especially for a working person
bollocks is it. Why would you need to carry around that much? Someone selling magic beans cash only?

>>38644301
here we go...and what job would that be mate?

>>38644288
I usually wake up dehdrated, needing to pee and having a gross taste in my mouth so I need to brush my teeth. Do you keep water by your bed?

>>38644301
>It's not my money
huh weird you only mention that now

>>38644301
Fuck that's terrible if it isn't your money.

>>38644315

I honestly cannot remember the last time I had less than a couple of hundred in folding in my wallet, probably in my teens.

>>38644346
scared of drinking during the night cause I don't want to piss myself

>>38644315
some people get paid cash, maybe you don't go straight home from work one night and the money is in your wallet?

>>38644372
Are you Del Boy or a character from Minder?

I have a headache that's been coming and going all day in only one place (left side above the eat),do I have brain cancer?

>>38644213
t. Amir the sex offender

>>38644394

possible dehydration

possibly not original either

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>>38644273
>17 press ups

Chuck....

>>38644049
were you on one of those "night walks" anons keep doing?

>>38644392
>Are you Del Boy or a character from Minder?

Is that something off a soap?

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>>38644511

>/nightwalk/ with 250bong in your wallet

he better not have been, ive taught the lads better than that

>>38644538
I live in quite a safe area and I leave my wallet at home when I go for night walks. It also removes the temptation to buy anything when I walk past the late night kebab shop.

>>38644524
you sure you're not still a teen?

>>38644213
Funny thing is Im actually Asian lad. Derek is my inherited racist alter ego.

>>38644574

I have footwear older than "teen", so yes, positive!

>>38644524
>Not knowing who del Boy or Minder is

Pakis OUT

Has britnormie or whoever it is got writers block and trying to figure out the next part of this story?

I just got mugged lads. They took my willy and my wallet which had 250 infant foreskins in it as well as a picture of my waifu. I've called the police but I don't know what they can do

>>38644622

Oh Paki Lad, you're back!

I was worried about you.

>>38644640
Very well deduced of you

>>38644640
Other than the odd bit of hard knock the lore really has been dead recently. The coppypastaing has been fun at least

>>38644683
That's not his trip. That's not his trip at all.

Why are my family so negative towards my dreams?

>>38644721
Probably because they're shit

>>38644721
Cause bringing back the holocaust isn't very nice anon

I just got mugged lads. They took my phone and my wallet which had my portfolio of songs I had been emailing around, the script for a highschool play set in England and the setlist for my DJ set at one of London's top clubs. I've called the police but I don't know what they can do.

>>38644721
whats the dream lad

>>38644744
My family is shit? Or my dream is probably shit?>>38644750
Nothing like that.
>>38644760
It's to become a manga artist in Japan.

>>38644772
They're right to be negative, sorry lad.

>>38644772
I meant your dream was shit. And it looks like I was correct

>>38644756
>script for a high school play set in England

I missed this one. What was it?

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FUCKING HELL, I FORGOT TO MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE, WHY MUST I FORGET MORE OFTEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38644794
Some burger asked us to read his script for some crappy play he was working on. A few lads did some vocaroos for it.

>>38644780
>>38644788
What do you mean lads? What's wrong with it?

>>38644772
I mean I feel cruel saying it but it's pretty out there. It's technically possible but extremely unlikely, like going to Mexico and running a drug cartel.

>>38644301
dealing drugs for somebody?

just got back from work
in a really, really foul mood
just rained
do not feel like going for a walk

>>38644831
If you're being serious post some manga you've created

On holiday down south seeing the family. Sister's new boyfriend is a complete twat, acts all nice and polite in front of the parents but when it's just us three around he has no problem casually calling her a dumb cunt and telling her to shut the fuck up. Should I beat his ass lads?

>>38644851
I don't think so lad. The Japanese aren't going to kill me if I try to get a job there, for one thing.

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>>38644878
>Should I beat his ass lads?

wanks are so much better when you have a boyfriend to fantasise about

>>38644875
I haven't started learning to draw it yet. Need to learn it first and then get a job there.

>>38644908
How can it be our dream then? ou should have tons of drawings.

>>38644878
If this isnt a joke, then its your fucking duty to say something you absolute melt. Seriously have you no shame?

>>38644904
>Ooooh tee hee I'm a gay lad hope none of you boys mind hehe

>>38644904
how dare you.
wanks are good.

>>38644908
LARPing then yeah?

Y key breaking lads. Just gave away 3 making this post

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>>38644904
Disgusting faggot, remove yourself

>>38644878


Is it fair comment though?
Is she a dumb cunt that needs to speak less?

>>38644941
It's really odd considering this place is full of gay people

Lads it's m dream to open a resturant in Paris but I havent learnt to cook yet. Why wont m family respect m dreams?

>>38644957
>>38644978
see what l mean Iads?

>>38644878
Is he older or younger? If he's younger then you're a fucking pussy. If he's older I can see why you'd be intimidated but you should still stand up to him anyway. At the very least have a word with your sister

>>38644878
deck him for us lad

>>38644965

What's your sleep schedule like now

>white knighting a roastie who is intentionally dating a dick head

Even if he kicked the guys arse, she'd hate him brother for it

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>>38645004
doesn't exist, I don't know what i'm doing anymore tbqh. Think I'm regressing in every way possible and regret even trying, I didn't feel this unwell while being a shut-in NEET

>>38644965
>>38644941

you are just jealous lonelies

A girl sent me two kissing emoji's.
Oh my god.

>slept for 18 straight hours
>feel like shit
thanks body

don't even remember going to sleep
must have been out like a light when my head hit the pillow

I know I've been more active than usual lately, but fucking hell

>>38645071
no I'm not, your relationship is probably balsed on false pretenses like most gay """relationships""", give me the details and i'll guarantee it

>>38645132
Don't reply to it Ebin

>>38644928
Sorry for the late reply. Was having a cheeky one.

I suppose calling it my dream is a bit far. It's just my family are pressuring me to get a job, and it's the only one that I think I'd enjoy doing.

It's my dream to be a German translator, but I only speak English. Why do my family shit on my dreams?

>>38644971
She definitely is a dumb cunt that needs to speak less, but it still makes me uncomfortable that someone from outside the family feels so comfortable saying this to her.

>>38644997
Same age, but I could 100% destroy him in a fight. The thing is my family is full of complete autist cucks who get painfully uncomfortable at any sign of confrontation, so if I did beat the shit out of him like I want to, it would end up being my fault (plus I'm NEET and living off the family dollar at the moment so I'm not in their best books.) Definitely going to have a word with my sister but she is irrational as fuck and will probably flip out on me for trying to ruin her relationship.

Wish I'd bought some pistachios or jerky at tescos

>>38645138
tbqh I've got nothing better to do

>>38645132
lmao ok you keep crying jacking off to gay porn while i get the real thing and spend nearly every day together with him

>>38645177
My dream is a perfectly valid dream. So would this one, if you learned German first.

Obviously I don't intend to get a job working as a manga artist BEFORE I learn to draw manga.

>>38644878
Ask yourself..what would Hard Knock do in this situation?

>>38644878
Tell your parents, start sowing the seeds against him.

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>>38645216
enjoy your aids you disgusting cocksleeve, hope you don't feel too upset when he dumps you or when you find it hes fucking and flirting with other men

>>38645216
Ebin is webcamming with Tilde. They are in love, you insufferable faggot.

Now, listen here. Buzz off.

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>>38645071
I'm lonely but I sure as shit arent jealous of someone who enjoys the taste of man anus and balls.

>>38645245
I don't enjoy the smell lad.

remeber lads, ebin delenda est

>>38645234
still would have more meaningful interactions than you and your right hand mouldy no need to be upset

>>38645245
tastes like candy floss you should try

>>38645216
Ebin and Tilde have a better relationship than you ever will

>>38645234
>taking the fucking bait
It's a recurring character you knob head. Good job on making it painfully apparent how much people in relationships triggers you though

>>38645241
I legitimately don't know how Ebin could possibly fail this

>>38645387
ebin stop talking about yourself in the third person it's really weird

>>38645239
we don't webcam, too insecure for that

>>38645339
I'm no where near jealous, I won't have to deal blowout you'll eventually have. He sees you as a fuckhole and not as a human being and won't hesitate to fuck somebody else

>>38645405
haha, well my day went quite tragic so I don't mind responding as a type of catharsis

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Don't mind me lads. just the pinnacle of homemade baked goods coming through

>>38645457
wish they'd top those with powdered sugar instead of that granulated shit that turns to liquid

>>38645313
how can you not enjoy man musk

>>38645436
if imagining that makes you feel better then ok
poor wittle ebin gets triggered by relationships awwwwwwww

>>38645457
> not co op oat and raisin cookies or apple puffs

>>38645472
>powdered sugar

Non Brit detected.

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>>38645457
I only buy them when reduced, tesco

Tesco don't reduce them as much anymore, they donate old bread+doughnuts etc to the salvation army store in town which gives them out for free the next day to anyone (max 2 items per person). Mummy keeps getting bread and other stuff

>>38645457
>homemade
>Made in sainsburys

?

Also the Greggs Caramel Custard donut is vastly superior to those.

>loud voices round the back of my house
>neighbours not in their gardens
>theres an alley round the back that theres literally no reason for anyone to use
>pretty sure is people sell drugs down there

>>38645503
Your mum goes to the salvation army to get free bread?

Christ. Brexit Britain, eh?

>>38645523
Its not a food bank or anything, I think its an incentive to get people to go there and donate/buy other stuff etc

Is britfit here?

>>38645503
bristol? the red bricked salvation building? heuheuheueueheuhehueuheuh

>>38645457

>buy baked goods
>sugar leaks from packet and contaminates all other shopping

It's just awful

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Can you get conscripted to the salvation army?

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Do you consider yourself 'witty'? What's the wittiest thing you (remember) saying?

I'm more of a 'think up of a comeback while I'm brooding in the shower' kind of person to be honest.

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>not getting the 8p ham and cheese toasties from Morrisons hot section

this is obviously what they look like, completely accurate

>>38645589
well one time i encountered a former blue peter presenter on the undergroun

>>38645589
>What's the wittiest thing you (remember) saying?

"Are you trying to keep the mongols out with that great wall of text?"

>>38645608

The big problem with anything "hammy" in Britain is the near poisonous plastic shit that we accept as ham. It's odd considering we've probably got the world's best bacon.

Lads what's your dream Greggs order? I'll start.

>Chargrilled Chicken Oval Bite
>Two sausage rolls
>A steak bake
>A caramel custard donut
>Bottle of diet irn bru

What about you lads?

>>38645589
>I'm more of a 'think up of a comeback while I'm brooding in the shower'
I believe that's called 'staircase wit'

>>38645695

Never eaten anything out of Gregg's, literally have to hold my breath walking past it to avoid gagging.

>>38645715
>I'm too good for Greggs and I'm going to make sure you all know about it

You are a wank, my friend. A total wank.

>>38645695
would like a Tildeanon tbqh

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>>38645708
>'staircase wit'
Huh, thanks anon.

>>38645695
>Eating anything from Greggs that isn't a sausage roll
I was unaware they served anything else worthy of note.

>>38645724
not him but i've never eaten at greggs and also struggle with the smell, I just don't like anything they serve. I'd maybe like a sausage roll and a dessert menu at at a stretch but the bakes and pasties and sandwhiches make me feel naueuous

>>38645708

It's called "l'espirit d'escalier" you uncultured swine

>>38645745
Oh they do my friend, they surely do. The sandwiches and the bakes are glorious, and the donuts are the best ones that are widely available in the UK.
>>38645754
Bizarre. I don't smell anything other than a normal bakery smell.

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Attack the Entente.

>>38645724

Anything that walks on two legs is too good for Gregg's.

>>38645768
l'succ my d'ick

>>38645780
thats another for your collection

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>>38645457
Bag
>Vanilla Custard
Tag
>Raspberry Jam

>>38645774
well its not exclusive to greggs, I also feel nauseous at the smell of barbeques and other places which makes summer nice because of inconsiderate normies

>>38643673
Why does no one use the right photo lately? Keep noticing this.

>>38645774

It smells of grease, offal and poverty

>>38645778
Clearly not since it serves millions of happy customers every year.

Not saying it's the best bakery on the planet or anything but it's great for a chain.

>>38645807
>Not saying it's the best bakery on the planet

I am

>>38645803
Where do you like to eat? Let's say you're out and you want to buy lunch and eat it in the park.

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>>38645774
Must admit I never bothered with much else there. Perhaps I'll check it out some time, but in terms of donuts you must be wrong; the best donuts are found on Eastbourne pier where two interns fry them in front of you and serve them freshly dripping and hot.

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>tfw I have been perm banned on forum that I have been posting on since 6 years for insulting other users
>tfw I have a range ban on /pol/ and /int/
>tfw /r9k/ is the last place where I can "socialize"

>>38645634
I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh

>>38645846
>since 6 years

Foreigners OUT"!

This is always a telltale sign

>>38645846
Be nice on the internet

>>38645837
I clarified that I meant widely available.

I'd say that most towns have a better bakers than a Greggs, tucked away somewhere. But most towns don't have better donuts anywhere. No doubt Eastbourne is the exception.

Who does a donut frying internship though?

im starting to think ebin is baiting most of the time now because he is bored and he knows people will reply to him.

its pretty boring because its the same stupid edgy shit

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>>38645872
>widely available.
True, my bad
>Who does a donut frying internship though?
I don't know, but I bet its the highest paying job in any coastal shithole at this point.
Anyone here ever been to Margate? Where DreamLand is?

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>>38645436
>knows words like 'catharsis'
>fails foundation level weights and measurements

>>38645846

Perhaps if you stop being a cunt people will talk to you.

>>38645872
>Who does a donut frying internship though?
people who dream about working at Dunkin' Donuts in America. Wish their family would believe in their dream.

>>38645933
Proof he's a britnormie character I reckon.

>BN BN. DOO DO DOO DO DOO

>>38645846
isn't it fairly hard to get banned on /pol/ and /int/?

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Anything interesting happen in the past few days lads?

I kind of got really addicted to farming simulator again

>tfw 6+ hours a day for the past few days

>>38645872
>donut frying internship
Don't know why but I actually snorted air out my node at this. Like, is this the true name of rock bottom?

>>38645933
knowing a word is literally just reading it and remembering it. its like saying knowing a slang word from poland means someone is smart.

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>>38645542
Course I am laddy. If you're TV Guy asking if I got your 20 pushups then yes

>>38645943
Would be much easier to work in Dunkin Donuts in America than it would be to become a manga artist in Japan.

>>38646011

I hear there are some grass roots openings in Korea however!

>>38646010
Do you do just pushups or are you gonna branch out into wilder territory?

>>38646010

Add 12 for shipanon. My arms are in agony and I should have taken today off

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>>38646010
TV Guy thanks you

What should I put on my vegan midnight bagel, /britfeel/?

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I went to the gym today for the first time
I feel pretty happy

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>>38646010
Hey stay here for a bit I'm gonna do mine now

Can you put them down for the 26th even though it's technically the 27th please.

>>38646086
good for you brahhH!HH!H!!H!H!H!H!!H!H!!!HHH!!!H GO LFT FUCKING POWER LIFT MILK MILK MILK GOMAD (gomad?) GOMAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>38646002
Yes but generally dumb people are roughly equally bad at language and maths. You don't get someone who's quite articulate but literally cannot do 2+2 like Ebin very often

>>38646078

Vegan is what my dinner eats.

>>38646109
it is unusual, i will give you that. i reckon he has just seen someone use it on 4chan or he secretly uses an online thesaurus.

>>38646126
Enjoy your diabetes and CHD, meatfag.

Gonna have PB&J like one of those americans.

>>38646086
Good for you, lad.I started Brazilian JiuJitsu a few weeks ago. The fears you build up in your head preventing you from going have absolutely no basis in reality. Well done to us

>>38646152

>boasting about eating like an american

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Eat a rice heavy diet

>>38645933
>>38646109
I passed english level 2 easily, I think i'm quite good at it from typing shitposts all this time

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>>38646010
17. But they weren't proper, for each one my nose was probably 3 inches from the ground.

My biceps are actually quite strong but the only muscle it seemed I was using was the one on the front of the armpit/shoulder area. Maybe that's why it was so hard.

>>38646169
not that guy, but its actually a good sandwich combo, the jam gives a quick burst of energy and the peanut butter is slow release. keeps me going through out the day

>>38646196
Added you as Comfyposter, is that alright?

>>38646177
I eat a kilo a week with just a crumbled up stock cube and some baked beans and sausage. I'll also quite often chop a white cabbage and have that with it too. Sometimes at the odd apple and a bacon sandwich for breakfast at the weekend.

odds I try play crash bandicoot n-sane trilogy
evens I pick a movie to watch
dubs I sit on 4chan all night
trips I drive out of my comfort zone

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>>38646255
Oh look what fate has in store for me lads haha

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>>38646235
I'm NightLad, already on it, since I am asleep between morning and afternoon and only come here at night

The pictures are intended to be VERY comfy though.

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>>38646255
>dubs I sit on 4chan all night
Don't you mean kevs?

>>38646250

Why not just mainline salt?

Honestly... That's some serious sodium intake.

>>38646266
if trips you don't browse 4ch and instead learn a new topic

>>38646255
somebody tried to forget he'd be here forever

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>>38646255
>>38646266
As destiny foretold. Good to have company I guess.

If you got evens, what movie did you have in mind? I'm curious of the tastes of others here

>>38645964
I spent 12 hours a day for at least 3-4 days on Warband a few weeks ago
Get out of here with that pussy shit hours
why farming sim tho
>>38646002
Enhanced vocabulary can give you a general idea of how intelligent a person is, if they articulate themselves well you can probably assume they're pretty smart and if they can't then they seem thick
pretty normal to assume lad

I wish there was a nation wide paging system where every 12-16 hours every single person would receive a small piece of advice from Xi Jinping

I started playing the Mass Effect trilogythrough from the start again this morning.... Don't think I'll make it all the way. It's a lot shitter than I remember.

Fuck you Sophieposter. Whenever I watch game of thrones and sansa is on screen I keep thinking she's a britfeel poster now.

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>>38646300
this is my downloaded backlog have some anime shit and could have streamed something though

>>38646266

We've been here several hours a day, virtually every day, for the past 2 and a half years. You can't just leave lad

>>38646303

You've not met many in the genius and higher category then I take it?

Probably more inarticulate than the average housing estate mong-monkey.

>>38646286
You reckon? Shit man. Maybe you're right. Might need to change things up. Have the rice with just spices and a tiny pinch of salt rather than a stock cube. Cut out the bacon sandwich too. Think i could switch to turkey rashers?

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>>38646355
there is "having 4chan open while doing something else" and there is literally sat on 4chan for 14hours until you fall asleep into a sadness nap, the latter being me

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>>38646350

lobola is a good film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHKxbP3lSjU

>>38646334
still on one? ME2 is probably my favourite non exclusive game of it's generation

>>38646380

I frequently use 4chan to put me to sleep.

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>>38646373
Honestly if somebody said they were a genius I'd say they were full of shit haha

>>38646407

Yeah only a couple of hours in. I'd forgotten how much of it is just cleverly disguised grinding.

>tfw all wanked out
Bloody hell I can't even get a stiffy

>>38646380
i'm usually awake from 12-2am with britfeel open, either reading it or just in the background whilst i watch twitch or youtube

>>38646449
You have a prostate; you know what to do lad.

>>38646431

You get to meet a few within academia. They don't have to tell you, you'll know.

>>38646468
Don't wanna get shit on my fingers.

>>38646468
Sounds really fucking gay and frankly disgusting, lad

>>38646437
ME1 is pretty rough, i've never actually played myself but i've watch a full lets play, and yeah it's definitely dated

>>38646303
I'm quite intelligent I think, I just struggle with problems and stuff like maths. My brain seems incapable of learning and focusing on anything. I get debilitating brain-fog and self-esteem

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>>38646475
Well I'm hopefully headed there in Sept, unless I'm utterly thick myself

>>38646498
ME1 is brilliant and the best one of the lot

>>38646475

Donald Trump is a genius, poindexters in academia generally aren't.

>>38646502
>quite intelligent
>slowly dying from inhaling fungal spores
really makes you think

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>>38646512
well I think I'm getting dumber too, being a NEET melts your brain and make you incapable to learn

>>38646526
I've been NEET for twice as long as you and my capacity for learning hasn't diminished. If anything, I learn more easily than I did in school and college.

You're just a moron

>>38646502
>I'm quite intelligent I think, I just struggle with problems
No. The intelligent don't struggle with problems. Fucking normies with their "everyone's intelligent" bullshit need to stop. An intelligent person can overcome almost any mental task because they can work it out.
Can't get past a mental task? You ain't intelligent, kid.

>>38646509

It's bigly nice that you "think" that.

>>38646553
why are you still a NEET then?

>>38646583
Because capacity for learning isn't correlated with being a functioning member of normie society

>>38646580

How wasn't Donald Trump a genius? He outwitted everyone to become POTUS

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>>38646566
I know

>>38646597
what do you do then? don't say meme shit like ""read"" and ""study"" philosophy

>>38646566
>The intelligent don't struggle with problems
well that isnt true.

>>38646607

When you know what genius means, we'll be able to have a reasoned debate about that.

>>38646628
The fact you think "reading" is a meme demonstrates you're a fucking idiot

And what the hell do you mean "what do you do then"?

I wank, play video games and numerous other shit that people do. If you think anything I said means I claim to be intelligent, or an "intellectual", you're an idiot, although we already established that.

>>38646583

Not him but I'm a thirty year plus NEET and I'm still one because, simply, I can afford to be.

>tfw want to bun some hash but all supermarkets are closed and won't be able to buy mr kiplings and pancakes for munchies
>tfw only nearby shop is the open 24/7 which has really shitty food like polish shit
>tfw going to have to naturally fall asleep today

>>38646662

What do you think a genius is? Someone who can memorise a large quantity of data?

If you're so quick to dismiss someone as a genius just because you don't like him, then you're not capable of having a reasoned debate either

>>38646607
>wants to spend 20 billion dollars building a wall across some of the most naturally inhospitable terrain on the planet

>>38646566
Depends on the mental task. A lot of incredibly intelligent people suffer from anxiety. An intelligent person probably would not waste all their time on 4chan while projecting insecurities onto others, which is what ebin does almost daily. Then again, what is intelligence? Some people can excel at one thing while being poor at another. We're forgetting that ebin is probably autistic.

>>38646695

I refer you to my previous post.

You don't find geniuses in academia, you find geniuses in business and politics

>>38646502
I think you've potential lad you just need to get over these barriers, maybe look into how to improve your problem solving skills, infact personally I found that programming really helped me with that and if you ever need help there just drop a message in here lad
Otherwise also start working on your confidence, I keep having to struggle over this myself with new shit and it's fucking tedious lad.
In regards to the last bit I guess, I'm not really sure - I try changing my bedsheets getting a shower cleaning up and making everything perfect in my workspace and alloting time to work and that usually helps me both concentrate and not feel really shitty about it all

>>38646720
Nope, the people who really enjoy their subject and have a passion for learning enter academia

>>38646697

>wants to use extreme rhetoric to strike fear into would-be migrants, thus cutting attempted illegal crossings without spending a cent.

>>38646720
K all those scientists are just normal intelligence then.

>>38646720

That's complete twaddle.

>>38646728

>enjoying a subject makes someone a genius

>>38646737
A lot of them are, yes.

Dunno why people think memorising and regurgitating information discovered by actual intelligent people makes you intelligent.

>>38646728

They enter education possibly...

>>38646756
Not everyone who enjoys their subject is a genius, but every genius enjoys their subject.

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Some geniuses go into music

>>38646769

Not every genius has a subject....

>>38646724
I'm going to the GP regarding my tension headaches and stuff. They'll probably just meme me and give me setraline again haha

>>38646760
Why am I imagining you smoking weed and watching Bill Hicks?

>>38646737
>>38646745

I never said normal intelligence, those in academia will probably of of somewhat above average intelligence, but you're no more likely to find geniuses.

Geniuses are entrepreneurs, politicians, and sometimes organised criminals

>>38646779
I actually truly believe he is a genius though.

>>38646784
Yes they do...

oregano fallogi pieterson

>>38646788

24hr BP recording seems to be the new in thing.

>>38646792
Because originally you're a moron?

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>tfw genius but spend all my time creating an elaborate character on a brit thread offshoot on r9k

>>38646734
>encourages more to hurry and come before the wall is built

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>>38646720
People are biting too lol

>>38646802
Don't trigger anon by possibly suggesting a musician could be a genius

>>38646760
This is a very solid point laddo.

>>38646795

Again, twaddle. It doesn't matter how many times you repeat it? It's demonstrably bunkum.

>>38646827

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39505999

Your move.

>>38646795
This is absurd. Most politicians are retards who have sucked enough dick or stabbed enough backs to get the job.

>>38646806

No, they don't.
I'm curious as to why you believe that to be the case.

Cant believe people think Stephan Hawking is smart. Clearly Tim Farron is the true genius.

The smartest man is the one who is happy. If you're not happy, you're doing something wrong.

>>38646705
Intelligence is much rarer than you think, and it's unwise to believe that any more than a small fraction of the population is intelligent.

>>38646788
I don't know what to say lad, I guess listen to the doctors and really persist as I mean they have studied more than you or I both probably in their field, not to say they don't cock shit up or whatever - but idk lad. I think all I can say is just try and keep at it and also make an environment that will promote a good mood and work ethic and don't just rush yourself into doing things, don't worry about taking a step back for a bit and preparing to move into stuff

>>38646876
Every genius has a degree (and in the vast majority of geniuses a PhD) which will have to be in a certain discipline.

>>38646885
No one claimed all politicians are smarter than all scientists

>>38646832

Musicians, well those who write music at least, tend to be very adept at maths. Even if they don't realise it themselves.

>>38646795
>all geniuses care about getting money and power
lad

>>38646845

Academics are rarely exceptional, and their intellect is diminishing over time.

Donald Trump in the 80s used to say "I don't really feel like being president, but maybe one day I might when I get bored of real estate", then in 2015 decided "yeah, now is time, I'm gonna become president" and by 2017 he'd achieved that goal.

Why dont you go out and become prime minister, anon?

>>38646895
I'm going to quit my classes and try something else. Thinking of buying a hybrid bike and cycling daily then looking for a job agency or whatever you do, I don't think going into education is the right move for me tbqh. All I can hope to get is a comfy enough job that pays 15-20k or something

>>38646900
If your claiming geniuses arent found in academia that's basically what you're saying.

>>38646898

>Every genius has a degree

5.5/10 bait

>>38646760
I really think this poster is a yank. 'Memorising and regurgitating information' is all they know about academia due to their terrible education system. Can you believe nearly all their exams are entirely multiple choice? That kind of assessment form completely suppresses innovative thinking and encourages mindless memorisation

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>>38646928
Because I'm not absolutely fucking loaded and didn't inherit a fortune ahahaha

>>38646898

Please tell me you're trolling and not so mind numbingly fucktarded as to actually believe that package of mad woman's shite you've just presented.

>>38646928
Are you saying ever president and PM has been a genius?

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>>38646509
>>38646580
>>38646607
>>38646697
>>38646734
>>38646827
>>38646848
Welp, this was a nice thread until now

>>38646956
They never even got marks for "show your working out" either.

Joke of a country

Why do academics think of themselves as so superior?

>>38646947
>plumbers can be geniuses

I respect blue-collar workers and obviously they can make a lot of money, but to be at the forefront of research in a field and have written many books you sort of need a degree

>That wonderful feeling that overwhelms you knowing that you are poof and you lost your virginity to a guy

>>38646928

Academics are by definition exceptional.

>>38646976
Have to delude themselves that they didn't waste 4 years and get into debt to work in mcdonalds

>>38646974

It's not about politics per se, it's about whether a man is intelligent based on the evidence available

>>38646974
This is a very accurate image
>>38646976
>why do people who spend years of their lives studying science feel superior to NEETs wanking to anime or people working a McJob
mystery

>>38646990
Why would you need a degree to research and write books?

>>38646970
I'm not talking about intelligent people, I'm talking about geniuses, the top 0.1%

>>38646971

Not genius, but certainly of very high intelligence.

The official definition of a genius is someone who has an IQ of 140 or above. Source http://www.wilderdom.com/intelligence/IQWhatScoresMean.html

That doesn't mean all geniuses do well in life. That also doesn't mean those who do well in life are geniuses. Hope we can end this now

>>38646940
Idk lad, most jobs that might try take you on will either require you go through proper training or be shitty and trust me you don't want to be running around in a shitty job for fuck all money.
Hybrid bike is fine, I'm thinking of one myself when I get to uni haha.
What fields of work generally interest you lad?

>>38646997

Add "academic" to the list of words that you haven't quite mastered the use of.

>>38647026
Donut frying

>>38647010
Nice strawman you got there

Such an "intelligent" person

>>38646889
Don't know. First we have to establish what intelligence is. You get some people with incredibly high iq' s and they do nothing but sunbathe and get drunk.

Is intelligence problems solving?

I have met many people who are considered geniuses, from criminals to academics and they all suffer from mundane problems.

I walked into the dentists, signed in at reception and entered the waiting room, scanning from left to right looking for a place to sit. Everyone at once looked up, as if the air of homosexuality I surely emmited was tangible, like the aroma of freshly baked bread. Little did they know, another man's cum was lodged firmly and securely in my anus. Only the vulgarity of shit, human shit, could mask this smell, and thus it was in the best place for it.

Whilst browsing Grindr my name is called, and I limp to the doctors office. The dentist begins working away at my cum sodden molars. I can't help but get aroused, and the moment I came for was impending, heh. Purposefully, I left my phone off of silent, and a chorus of Grindr notifications came in at once. The tip of my penis, directly under my phone at this point was being rubbed incessantly by the flood of notifications that only occurs when you put your 10 inch dong as your profile picture on Grindr. I came. My dentist asked me if I needed to answer that. I smiled politely and simply said 'no', and I've never looked back.

>>38647021

Oh dearie, dearie me.

>still 200 posts to go before this now-shit thread dies
fuck

>>38647013
I'm not talking about 100 Cool Play-Doh Shapes To Make For Your Kids, I'm talking about serious academic books

>>38646990

Yes, a plumber can be a genius. If plumbing is the most economically productive means of earning a living at the time he is a plumber

Puma vs Adidas mein negroes?

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>feel like I should wank but its too hard finding something that arouses me enough and too much effort to stimulate

>>38647067

I bet it was a fucking Spam that derailed it.

>>38647043
I dropped out of education when I was 17. I'm just not on a mission to shit on the entire world of academia.

>>38647078
Why would you need a degree to research and write serious academic books?

Can't believe you completely missed the point that I needed to repeat this

>>38647091
>sneakers

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>>38647041
I mean, whatever makes you happy lad honestly but I feel like you just gave me a meme answer :(

>>38647083
>The thing i value the most in life is learning and expanding my mind
>I'll choose the best paid job I can get

Pick one. nothing wrong with getting a job that pays well but it typically isnt the job that allows most room for study

>>38647108
>Why would you need a degree to research and write serious academic books?
fuck this thread I'm going to sleep

>>38647109
>Not calling them Trainers.

>>38647108
Because no student is going to read a book about astrophysics written by someone without a degree at least somehow related to the field. It wouldn't be considered a good source. Furthermore if you loved writing about a subject why would you not bother getting a degree in it?

>>38647108
>Why would you need a degree to research and write serious academic books?

Again, by definition, it would be a prerequisite.

You understand what academia is, right?
And how a publication would come to be considered "academic"...

>>38647132
fug
been reading too much yank again.

>>38647112
I wasn't actually him haha, get pranked :^)

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>>38647163
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
proper mean that lad and now you're getting done for impersonation lad that's fraud you know

>>38647098
I've never managed to work it out. I must of not being paying attention but what sexuality are you? I can't tell if you're a poof or not