>when you find out a virgin is on your couch

>>38641114
Wow. Is there a version with sound? What's the backstory?

>>38641456
Nevermind OP I found it

>>38641114
Wagie found the guy who was creating wagecuck threads

>>38641529
Source my guyyy

>>38641529
Tell us what its about or at least` post sauce.

using cutting words would have been much less niggery and more civilized

some tiny dicked roidfag mustering up assault and battery charges, there's no reason for what he did.

>>38641529
Source my friend? Or tell us what happened

>>38641114
fat autist looks like he deserved it

I hope this happens to all you lazy NEET fucks

>>38641632
>>>38641114 (OP)
>fat autist looks like he deserved it
>I hope this happens to all you lazy NEET fucks
I'm a NEET and i could beat the shit out of this bearded guy

Fucking Hollister wearing thug. Couch anon did nothing wrong.

>>38641456
I can hardly remember it was a few years ago, apparently he's just beating up his little brother for leaching off his parents economically and being a neet not doing any chores or paying any rent to help out his mummy.
big brother apparently got charges pressed on him by police over it since he was training for boxing or something and slapped up a kid that couldn't fight back

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>>38641689
Ah, justice!

>>38641114
owned that manbaby

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>>38641689

>big brother apparently got charges pressed on him by police over it since he was training for boxing or something and slapped up a kid that couldn't fight back

>wagie got so ragie he ruined his life

Silly wagie. Then again, most wagies are low-IQ morons.

>>38641114
this webm is the perfect symbolism of my adult self destroying my fat teen self

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b2b_1459282777&comments=1

literally searched "guy in hollister shirt beats fat kid up"

>>38641824

>>38641632
also, this is the guy you look up to

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/street/police-investigating-alleged-false-mma-fighter

>>38641536
This made me smile. Thanks fren

>>38641769
That's a beautiful thought, anon. Seriously I'm jealous that you could overcome in such a way.

Too bad the actual webm isn't symbolism though. It's just some kid getting his ass kicked.

The 26-year-old of National Park, New Jersey, has been released after posting $50,000 bail.

Authorities say the boy isn't related to Cojocaru but knows him. They say the boy is OK and is safe with his family.

They added that it's as yet unclear what prompted the attack.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3514226/MMA-fighter-charged-violently-beating-defenseless-New-Jersey-teen-disturbing-attack-caught-video-went-viral.html
>wtf

>>38641114

This makes me feel sad, i want to hug that chubby kid and tell him its going to be okay.
I fucking hate assholes that think theyre hot shit. Gay little man bun wearing douchebag ugh

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>>38642021
don't worry, anon. he will pay.

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>>38641958
what do we do with these kinds of animals?

>>38641731
>he ruined his life
he will literally never sink as low as his bro

What was his relationship with the kid anyway?

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>>38642283
i read the report and apparently he is not his brother but just someone he knows.

gets me thinking. what makes a person so violent?

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>>38642431
Steroids would be my wager.

>>38641114
This is how you make things worse.
You actually need to talk to people and understand them, not beat on them. My parents did the same thing and all it did was push me further away from people. I'm now 23 and actively avoid people and have 0 empathy for others because of my rough childhood. All I wanted was help, but all they did was hit me instead.

>>38641731
>can afford a 50k bail bond
he's got 50k laying around, for a lot of people, that's over 3 years of full time shifts if they saved every penny and had no expenses
I really doubt his life is anywhere near ruined where he'll be living in poverty on neetbux

>>38642118

I sure hope so, people like that belong in cages

>>38642431
genetic superiority

hopefully not though
I hope the world isn't like that

>>38642480
>no disproportionate muscles
>pretty "high" bodyfat levels
>not even that veiny
>normal core
maybe if he started roiding the same day he took the picture faggot, theres literally no indications of roid abuse in that picture

>>38642165
Aspire to be them you fucking freak

>>38641689

That was pretty brutal.
>traumatizing someone that probably already thinks the world is a shitty and mean place.

Basically this >>38642517

>>38641114
>assault somebody like a nigger
>people just assume you're the good guy because you're the better looking one
everytime

>>38642897
>genetic superiority

i hope chad isn't that dull

even though he was viciously attacking him, i could almost see a bitch inside of him as well. probably trying to suppress his own feelings of vulnerability. But no one can be tough forever, bullys are just bitches in drag.

>>38641689
so roid rage?

>>38643062
i agree, i called him a roidhead because i think i was describing his temperament, not his physique, not the guy you're talking to though, i was earlier in the thread.

>>38643303
well yeah he has the hallmarks of a dude who got fit just because he was insecure about his looks

>>38643164
aspire to be what? a regressive ape? He is more of an animal than a man.


this is why i don't see normies as human. what separates us from other animals is that we don't try to act like them. But normies have the middle finger of primal impulses lodged up their asses and think it's a good thing rather than insanity. and they should be treated as animals, either caged or shot.

>>38642755
You only have to pay 10%
You pay the rest if you dont show up for court

>>38642755
>how do bail bonds work

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>>38643514
>this wagie revenge fantasy

the kid was probably still in highschool. face it, you aren't chad and i'm glad you never will be.

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>>38641536
>Wagie found the guy who was creating wagecuck threads
>NEET: wakie wakie wagie! Your body builder grocery builds aren't going to pay themselves
>WAGIE: Go ahead post one more thread, see what happens.
>NEET: Don't forget to pick up some baby wipes on the way home. I'm going to need something to clean up with after I fuck yo---
>WAGIE: That's it!
>NEET: --ur gee efff
>WAGIE: *smack* *pow* *crack*
>NEET: arghhhhhh! STOP IT! You can't do this to me, Mom said you can't
>WAGIE: Mom's not here, is she? *wack* *bam* *pow*
>NEET: please, I won't post anymore!
>WAGIE: it's too late for that now. *hiyya!!*

6 months later:
>NEET: Wakie wakie wagie! Your prison cell isn't going to clean itself. Mr. Shekelguard has a very nice surpize for you later on.

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>>38641114
>That numale beard and manbun
I would have dropped that disgusting low impulse control retard so quick.

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>>38641632
Bring it . I may get my ass kicked but I'm going to do everything in my power to fuck you up. I robber beaters in evrey room at arm's reach homie. I'll punch,grab,and kick you in the nuts. All cards are on the table when you fuckin with this nigga. Some punk ass like the one on the webem do this shit to me I'll rip his dick off on tha spot

>>38641114
>when the wagie actually goes ragie

Lmao I thought this was just a meme.

>>38641577
>>38641598
>>38641629
MMA fighter goes on roid rage and beats up random person on his couch, not sure if they are related or not

I think the kid pressed charges

Wait I'm a fucking idiot, here is link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3514226/MMA-fighter-charged-violently-beating-defenseless-New-Jersey-teen-disturbing-attack-caught-video-went-viral.html

I bet a only a very small percentage of /r9k/ can actually fight. Most of you guys are pussies

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Wagies,heh when will they learn?

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>>38643790
Who said anything about fighting?
Hit me once and I'll give you a closed casket funeral.

I wonder when frogposters started appropriating /jp/ culture.

>>38643790
Yeah I probably can't fight, I've never needed to.

>>38643846
>implying you've ever shot anybody
Smh Famalam

>>38643846
so you carry a gun on you at all times or something? a gun can't stop your house from being burned down with you in it or a gun can't save you if you get ambushed at your job.

>>38641114
Luckily I only have sisters

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>>38641114
Fat ass slob degenerate deserved every painful moment of that.

>>38643884
>he doesn't carry a gun on the job

>>38641689
>his little brother for leaching off his parents economically
As opposed to what working in the coal mines? He looks to be 16. How about parents do their fucking job once in a while

All fat people should be randomly attacked to keep em guessing...

>>38641114
is it bad that I desire to be in couch boys place

>>38644171
is it a sexiual thing? then yes it is you degenerate.

>>38643884

>he doesn't know about the special fire-killing bullets

>>38641114
I can't find anything about what happened after that. He got out on bail, but what next? What prompted the attack?