How can you compete with Chad's sexual skills?

>>38638745
I guarantee you I can last longer than Chad, if nothing else. He never spent years death gripping it.

>>38638745
Chad isn't as caring and generous as me. She may prefer Chad's dick but she'll prefer me as a companion

>>38639839
I hope you don't genuinely believe that nonsense, silly

>>38639606
DING DING DING DING DING

The only benefit to masturbating multiple times a day almost every day since you're 13 is that "Guys only last 30 seconds thing" is completely a meme.

Sometimes I'm lucky to get off at all, and if i'm wearing a condom i'm essentially just a dildo.

>>38638745
By not entering the race.

>PUMP YOUR FIST!
If she is into that shit.
Also I am rather sure most robots would do far better at mindgames than any chad, if we manage to keep the scatter-brained bitch following a train of thought long enough.
Maybe males should stop taking viagra and slip her some ritalin instead.

>>38639872
I masturbate 3 times a day and can cum in literally 10 seconds if I don't stop myself.

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>>38639839
>Chad isn't as caring and generous as me. She may prefer Chad's dick but she'll prefer me as a companion
translation: I'm willing to be a provider fora woman that prefers to sleep with someone else

>>38640090
sex and love are separate things, brainlet.

>>38640001
what's your secrett!?!

>>38638745
it's easy to do that. however, it's not easy to get those girls to have sex with us

>>38638745
>You will never have that done to you

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>>38640108
she doesn't love you if she would rather have sex with someone other than you, smart one.

>>38640124
premature ejaculation?
I don't get the death grip meme, I deathgrip too but still cum really fast

>>38640140
No, she loves me but doesn't get sexually satisfied by me. She gets her emotional satisfaction from me and sexual satisfaction for sex masters.

>>38640140

Don't be stupid, anon. Women can't love.

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>>38640108
Yeah, whatever. Face the truth, anon.

>>38640165
>No, she loves me but doesn't get sexually satisfied by me. She gets her emotional satisfaction from me and sexual satisfaction for sex masters.
if she actually loved you, she would put up with it and not sleep with anyone else.
you're basically an emotional sponge to her.
>inb4 I fell for bait again

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>>38639839
This is coping the post. I can imagine anon whispering this to himself as he cries after seeing a couple in public

>>38640236
She doesn't love chad, she only loves the sex he can provide her with.
If I'm incapable of providing sexual satisfaction (erectile dysfunction or only able to get erect while watching her have sex) whats the problem?

>>38640260
You're letting a woman that you love, and that apparently truly loves you, sleep with someone else.
She does that, rather than try and help you get it up to bang her, be it visiting a doctor or helping you search for a solution otherwise.

But hey, it's up to you.

>>38640243
Actually, I feel happy when I see fellow couples out in public. When my girlfriend is done with her fwb, I take her out for ice cream and get to show her off

>>38638745
>skills

Having a big penis isn't a skill, and the answer is no I can't compete with it.

>>38640001
From intercourse or masturbating? I can make myself cum pretty fast if I'm trying, but not when i'm having intercourse. Of course sometimes it happens pretty fast if the GF is being extra kinky.

>>38640462
If my girlfriend or wife needs him, she'll us for permission first because relationships are built on TRUST.

Chad is ultimately a tool, you only need him when you can't do something without him, like a hammer, or plunger.

>>38640475
You're it wrong. You're supposed to reee me out of here

>>38640475

>Everything /pol/ said about this place is true...

That's it I'm going back.

as a femanon i can confirm that being generous and kind is worth 100x more than dick, although being good in bed is a bonus <3

>>38639872
this i can't cum with normal sexl, i'm trying to go nofap to fix this

>>38640640
be my appreciative gf

>>38640640
I highly doubt that.

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38640657
okie sounds good

>>38640790
>implying women would rather be with a guy that treats them like shit for the dick over a guy that is in love with them and treats them like it

I got in a relationship with the girl I lost my virginity to, and part of the reason it didn't work out was due to her sleeping around on me because I was terrible in bed, in her own words. I have a big dick even, but apparently if you're a virgin it doesn't matter. I wish in high school somebody had been there to tell me that this shit is important, but of course my dad was absent and I grew up in a middle class Anglo family where such things as actually being masculine aren't emphasized...

>>38640879
ah yes, it isn't worth a lot if you don't know what to do with it

>>38640165
You're a true cuck. In every sense of the word. Should just kys

>>38640824
They would. This is why Chad is Chad.

>>38640108
>there are literal unironic genuine cuckolds currently shitposting on this website

>>38640824
>implying they wouldn't be with a guy that treats them like shit for the dick behind the back of the guy that is in love with them and treats them like it
is it actually becoming more and more acceptable for this to happen?

Chad is a selfish prick. Women don't like to be jackhammered. I guarantee you he is mutilitated, because foreskin facilitates a natural, pleasurable rhythm.

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>>38640879
>her sleeping around on me because I was terrible in bed, in her own words.
She's being a slut and puts the blame on you.

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>>38640516
>If my girlfriend or wife needs him, she'll us for permission first because relationships are built on TRUST.
she could be with you alone and use your dick, but instead she chooses chad and has you know through permission.
is that truly called love? sounds an awful lot like cuckoldry to me.
But then again, that post is probably bait.

>>38641099
That may bet the case, but I'm still at a disadvantage that requires some compensation. We're beginning to play catch up at this point, but it is what it is I suppose.

>>38638745
>Anonymous 07/26/17(Wed)12:32:06 No.386387
I CAN'T because i'm a fucking LOSER who can't even get a fucking ERECTION without losing it 30 seconds LATER it's fucking BULLSHIT

FUCK MY GOD DAMNED LIFE.

>>38638745
why that bitch bald?

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>>38638745
Are we talking white chad or black Chad? If ehite then he cannot compete. My family is a baby factory and it isnt uncommon for a relative to have children to multiple spouses. I have the jeans of the goddess of sex coarsing through my veins just waiting for Chad's challenge.

i feel so bad for those of you that genuinely believe you're inferior because of the size of your genitals or how you rate yourself in bed, i would much rather have a guy that treats me good and loves me than a guy who has a big dick/is good in bed. i don't know any other girls that would pick the second either. and i'm just speaking for myself now but a chad is the complete opposite of what i want in a guy. as a 'shy' introvert, i find introverted guys really cute and id rather date someone that prefers to stay inside and isn't obnoxious and cocky lmao. i also wouldn't want to date a normie but maybe that's just because i'm over exposed to the internet and spend my days browsing 4chan :/

>>38640824
Like high school all over again

>>38641295
I really want you to be real.

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>>38641353
i am real, anon

>>38641440
Y-you aren't a trap, r-right?

>>38641466
no i'm original fem, sorry to disappoint

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>>38641466
and she ghosted you already

sorry anon

>>38641518 BTFO by based comforting femanon >>38641517

>>38641517
I'm not disappointed, I'm tired of been baited by traps actually

Why is this so hard for us to do? even retards are having sex why can't we??

>>38639839
This.
>Not wanting to be the emotional bf
Chad can satisfy her sexual needs all he wants, but I can cuddle with her and talk about her problems.

>>38641584
because you're always on 4chan being influenced by other autists

>>38641601
yeah true. this place is poison

>>38641466
She's a real girl, but a troll. She's trying to collect orbiters. She used to post as Insomnia-Chan.

>>38641569
OwO most people i encounter on here are disappointed i don't have a lil dick in between my legs

>>38641701
????no i didn't? what i'm so confused lmao

>>38641295
you're not a girl, fuck off faggot

>>38641600
>emotional bf
that's called an orbiter

>>38641727
I'm not disappointed, all the opposite. Trapfags have really ruined this place

>>38641727
Oh, so you have a big one?

>>38641759
most other girls i know have the same ideal partner as me so the fact you don't think i'm a girl because of the fact id rather have someone that loves me than someone with a big dick simply proves that you don't have much contact with girls

>>38641793
apparently original femanons are the ones that ruin the place because they're all attention whore newfags so that's refreshing to hear

>>38641815
i knew i should've reworded that

Thrust in a constant rhythm, use force. How hard can this possibly be for you, you uncoordinated shitbags? You wouldn't have survived in the caveman days with such poor motor skills, get it together, dance when you're alone in your house, play some sports, learn to move.

>>38641869
SHUT UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP :( :( :(

>>38641584
>>38641601
How will /r9k/ ever recover? It's true though.

>>38638745
I see very little skill here, if any

>>38638745
Chad has ED he has to take pills for, I always get it up, and I stay hard after cumming too.

>>38640516
I hope I can be as happy as you one day without compromising anything

>>38641857
Don't worry, I know I'm not the only one here who think that original femanons are best femanons. You don't ruin this place at all.

>>38642011
Have some dignity, you white knight. Milady isn't going to give you any puss.

>>38642061
Go suck a trap dick, retard.

>>38642011
:D thanks

>>38642061
speaking your opinion/being nice doesn't make you a white knight, right? trust me i'm usually the first to call out a white knight heh

>>38642137
What's your purpose here? You're not helping anyone by mocking beta males.

>>38640475
This is a joke post right. Just like that cuckqueen thread last night.

>>38640824
"treats them like shit" doesn't just mean literal physical abuse. it means emotional drama involving an alpha man they crave validation from, and that gets them off

>>38642277
of you're referring to what i said earlier, im not mocking beta males that would be kind of a hypocrite thing to do since i'm no better but if someone says i'm not female for saying something that most other females (that i know of) would agree, probably means that person doesn't have a lot of experience with females. not rude, just true.

>>38642322
see, i don't have a lot of experience with guys. but this is exactly why i find chad so offputting and just alpha males in general.

>>38640791
>okie sounds good
you don't mean this though

>>38642426
well no, i don't. i don't accept any kind of proposals from strangers.

>>38640879
>part of the reason it didn't work out was due to her sleeping around on me because I was terrible in bed, in her own words
Did she actually feel justified by this excuse? If it's a monogamous relationship, you can't just add in extra partners when the main one's deficient. That's not a flexible point.

>>38642447
l-lets get to know each other then

>>38638745
What skills? He's literally just ramming the girl in the vagina. Only thing that may be an issue is my pencil dick which is also bent so it's hard to have sex for me actually.

>>38639606
Fucking this actually. I actually cannot come by penetration or blowjobs. I don't feel anything. It's weird.

Funny how after all the years of porn, the women I fuck think I'm some kind of a playboy who fucks a lot.

>>38640001
I masturbate with my onahole, takes me like 15-30 min to climax. Wtf are you doing right?

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Dick size doesn't matter anons, they can enjoy various dicks differently

Not everyone wants Chad.

>>38642451
true, cheating can never be justified. just end it if it affects you that much.

>>38638745
I'm a 6ft 7in tall black man. my dick is probably about as long as four of her hands when erect.

yes i've done porn.

>>38642556
>>38642565
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN, BLESS YOU BOTH ANONS

>>38642469
uwu okay !

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>>38642556
>Slender
>Petite
>Appetising

Could you imagine hearing this IRL? How can you even recover?

>>38642137
You don't need to thank me, really

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All you need is the stamina to keep a constant rhythm going, just repeat what ever makes her feel good

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>>38642556
>slender
>...
>petite
>appetising
she's not even trying to hide it.
do most woman think the same?

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>>38638745
By having a bigger penis

Sexual skills can be learned
Penis size can't be increased

>>38642911
penis size can be increased with a little dollar, not that it matters

>>38639872
>if i'm wearing a condom i'm essentially just a dildo.

Are you cut?

>>38642716
source for full vid? (not efukt)

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>>38642911
If a woman just wanted the biggest thing possible inside her cunt why would she settle for dick? You arm has more length, girth and thrusting power than any dick so why don't all women want to be fisted?

>>38643026
exactly, i don't know any woman that wants to get ripped up. the g spot is like 2-3inches inside the vagina so you don't need anything huge lol

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i dont.

i date him

>>38642556
reminder here: whatever length dildo a girl has, typically it's not all being inserted when she uses it. She's going to lose a few inches b/c of how she holding it.

>>38638745
That does not look fun, for the girl at least.

>>38643105
The women you know are not normal. Normal women don't get wet thinking of a 4 inch penis. They lose their minds if they find out a guy is packing. Please stop trying to instill false hope.

>>38643026
That is why I said "sexual skills can be learned" though

And the whole point of Chad is that he has a big dick, so if you beat him in that way and have the same sexual skills then your better than him

>>38643214
ha, i didn't say girls get wet thinking about 4 inch dick. but a girls more likely to be attracted to you if you treat her right and make her feel special, therefore if she's attracted to you, you'll end up having better sex wether your dick is 4 inches or not! as i said above the g spot is only 2-3 inches inside the vagina and even if you can't reach the g spot (it's kinda tricky, you have to be at the right angle) there's plenty of other ways to stimulate a woman and the most powerful and easy orgasm is stimulated via the clit. just find the right girl, treat her right and make sure you talk about what you like in the bedroom and what you prefer and you'll be good to go anon

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>>38643214
Visuals vs Practical, Anon. Women masturbate with their fingers just fine, doubt the average women shoves her whole hand up her cunt. Concentrate on the clit

>>38643335
you hit the nail on the head, the key to pleasing a girl is to focus on the clit but sometimes penetration can be just as pleasurable

>>38642631
>uwu okay !
so where are you from?

>>38643446
Fuck off, normie. No hookup for you today.

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>>38643124
Why is gay art so much cuter and appealing than straight art? Look at this shit. It's fucking cute as hell. Now I want a cuteboy who will cuddle into my chest and be that happy. It's very unfair.

>>38643680
would a normie really need to seek companionship on here of all places?

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Cardio and core strength is key.

>>38643879
They don't want companionship, they want easy pussy. Most people who post are /r9k/ are actually normies, not robots, and there the ones always begging for contact info. Robots have accepted their meager lot in life.

>>38643899
Sauce? originallobread

>>38643325
>not the anon you replied to
I think that my dick size is fine (6'3), but my problem is that I am an ugly social retard. I'm too shy and afraid to talk to girls and even if I do it I can't property share emotions because I'm too plain, I even got called wednesday addams a couple days ago.

>>38643969
I'm a robot and a really like to talk to girls, it feels pretty good

>>38644134
>tfw be introverted
>everyone, especially women, hate you at workplace
Just kill me senpai.

Chad never lost a year of his life to drug abuse and copious amounts of casual sex. He might lack crippling anxiety and depression and substance abuse problems, but damn can I eat pussy.

>>38644572
Time for you to OD, normie.

>>38644648
Copious amounts of LSD might help your crippling autism buddy.

>>38644695
degen junkie normie getting toasty LUL

>>38638745
Yes. Im a manlet beta and I fuck women like that.

>>38638745
Anyone got the sauce?

Hgfddfi

>>38640640
Fuck off cunt.

$?;;?&&8!

>>38638745
I cant. Thats probably why I am kissless virgin. Deal with it.