/britfeel/

You can make one law that is absolute and must be followed for the rest of time in the UK.

What's your law lads?

>tired as fuck
>need to be awake for another five hours to have any hope of sorting my sleep out

This is the final fucking day of this shit. No more four hours a evening and waking up at midnight for me, it's driving me bonkers.

I'm going to see if the charity shops have owt good in.

>>38637180
ALL GRILLS BELONG TO ME
I WIN
MINE
probably something along the lines of making women property of their farthers again. Along with some added social and media preasure, I want no robot to ever again feel the tfw no gfs

>>38637180
niggers and brownies OUT

Is /britfit here? I'm about to do some press ups.

any cunts in here go to edge hill?

>>38637180
government issued girlfriends

>>38637219

>implying any sensible dad would let absolute state of you or me near their daughter

You just added another layer of bollocks, thanks, lad.

>>38637180
>What's your law lads?
get rid of the gender pay gap

>literally the virgin walk/chad walk meme in video form
of course you walk with confidence you look like fucking Thor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXtDITq_vV4

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>>38637148
surprise surprise 29

>17 press ups

>>38637180
Britain for the Britons

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>>38637322
NOT EVEN ON THE SPREAD SHEET

>>38637237
If youre the lad from the last post i replied to you but took my time, if not, theres a lad in the last thread that goes there
>>38637287

>>38637180
All nonwhites and any Whites who have not been in this country for at least 5 generations must immediately be repatriated and/or killed

>using masturbation as motivation to do shit
Next level strats lads.

>>38637466
So if your great grandmother was Irish you get thrown out?

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haHAA, I'm so fat and I don't find my husband attractive!

Lads, important question

I have 4 quid on my debit card and a few pound coins. If I were to go down to Tesco to buy a box of cigs, would I be able to pay for it by giving them the 4 quid on my card as well as the pound coins or does it have to be one or the other?

>>38637466
>throwing out whites
no u

fuck's sake, why am i so fucking tired, i can't seem to shake this fatigue lately

>go to bed at 10pm
>wake up at 7am
>already falling asleep at my computer at 4pm
reeee

>>38637495
Careful with all that sexism fella, shouldnt have to tell you that GCHQ monitor all /britfeel/s and wouldnt hesitate to sign you up on the ol' sex offenders register for a remark like that

>>38637514
How about not buying the deathsticks lad?

>>38637493
Yes, it's not ideal but no law can suit everyone.

>>38637514
i've paid by a combination of card and cash before and it hasn't been a problem for me

also paid in a combination of cash and savers stamps at morrisons and they didn't care

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>>38637495
haHAA I'm brown and you guys aren't. Did I mention I'm brown? You are all racist.

>>38637514
it works at the self service machines , i did it 2 times or so

also smoking not healthy pls stop

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Made fried chicken, but I somehow managed to fuck it up. Tasted like flour. Not good. Not bad though.

Kind of ate too much though.

If I put as much effort into the shit I'm avoiding as I did avoiding them, I'd be sorted.

Post waifus.

>>38637514

IIRC you put the cash in, then pay the remaining sum with the card. I've some memory of doing that in Asda, at least. I'd have to agree with an above poster and tell you not to do so, regardless.

>>38637514

It should be fine, it would definately be fine for everything else, on self scan, but cigs might be different

>>38637515
We're not America, the only Whites that belong in the UK are the ethnically English, Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish, not every pole, Romanian, and other slav that saunters over

time to count my change. guess how much

>>38637536
That law doesnt suit anyone. You'd kick out millions of whites because one of their ancestors came from the island next door? 10% of the population has Irish heritage.

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>>38637538
haHAA I'm posh but I say rude words isn't that FUNNY?! I also dodged tax for years.
Cuntsmudges!

>>38637571
>the Welsh
>white

>>38637573
i counted all mine up just yesterday and got 46GBbong, so id say yours would be about 45.99

>>38637585

Daily reminder he lost his virginity aged 26

>>38637571
>orignional brittons from iberia
>celts
>saxons, angles and jutes
>small impacts of vikings and romans
it's a fucking white melting pot anyway lad

>>38637180
Make me Emperor of the New British Empire

>>38637148
nearly got hit by a car just now, shame they missed me

I have just trademarked the name 'britfeel' and '/britfeel/'

I will be serving a take down notice to 4chan

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Just did 20 push ups lads

>>38637607
>muh melting pot meme
The white British majority has remained genetically the same since the ice age

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>>38637585
I'm brown too, and all of you are racist. Have you seen my beard? Racist.

>>38637643
>The white British majority has remained genetically the same since the ice age
what were the features of the origional white inhabitants of this land then?

>>38637267
You mean make women do harder jobs, work longer hours, and just generally be better workers? Sounds decent tbf

>>38637580
Britain has too many people as it is, but fine I suppose we can relax the rules for those of Irish heritage, so long as they are majority British.

Pikeys have to go though

>>38637514
Save your money and nick the fags

>>38637654

He's actually good though.

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I make fun of Sun readers but none of them get the joke

>>38637666
Not interested in arguing the point with you, Petyr

>>38637673
>40% irish
>10% viking
>25% britton
>25% germanic
do I get to stay?

>>38637607
You're a white melting pot

>>38637643
>The white British majority has remained genetically the same since the ice age
there is no way this is true

>>38637654
Someone post that black South African cunt too, those two are my all time least favourite (male) comedians

>>38637606
haha yeah imagine that...

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>>38637692
but I always win arguments

>>38637697
They should make a porno called white melting pot where it's a gangbang where you get one person from each ethnicity and they all cum in some white chick

Gonna grow out my hair and beard again lads. i looked much better as a viking.

>>38637699
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/07/0719_050719_britishgene_2.html

It doesn't fit the "nation of immigrants" narrative but I'm afraid it's true

>>38637733
can they all be really baked too?
>capatcha N00 CALLE

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>>38637180
Renationalise the railways & build more housing

>do a poo on company time
>it's a horrible rancid shit because I had curry last night
>spray a fuck load of oust afterwards
>walk out of the bathroom
>a female coworker walks past
>smile and wave at her awkwardly
D-do you think she smelt it lads?

>>38637735
>I looked much better as a 9th century rapist and killer

>>38637696
Obviously, since 60% of you has been on the British Isles for thousands of years

>>38637603
my change came to 50.20

might buy a new game or something. i have been meaning to pick up Pokemon sun or moon

>>38637466
Cool false flag, leftylad

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>>38637798
>t. nigel the nu-male

>>38637826
How is it a false flag?

>>38637826
>leftylad

Think you mean lenlad

>>38637841
What a retarded response to a joke

>>38637495
This fat cunt lives in oh so middle class Lordship Lane. I've seen her waddling around Sainsbury's with a trolly full with crisps and cakes and not much else. You would have thought she'd live in Dog Kennel hill with her beloved minorites

>>38637863
They preach about the benefits of diversity from afar, lad. As soon as it hits their doorstep they fuck off and the cycle begins again. They'll run out of places to hide soon

>>38637787
well the overwhelming smell of Oust will give it away desu

hHaha pakis lads haha bloody non-whites amirite guys?

anyone here into the wwe?

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There's a volunteer opportunity for a financial assistant at my local charity.

My only expierence is using the US Securities and Exchange commission to find financial reports so that I can log down numbers to watch a company's performance dip or rise over time

Should I ring them? I'm fucking sick of retail, I need a breakthrough

>>38637930
yes you are literally right
they need to go

>>38637992
>anyone here into the wwe?
Me. Although I havent been enjoying it lately. Hopefully Summerslam is worth watching.

>>38637517

Yes lad. Same here.

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>>38637552
Bit hard to mess up fried chicken lad. Have you ever tried chicken from a butchers? I did recently and the stuff from the big supermarkets tastes like rubber in comparison

>>38638026
As in unpaid work? I know retail is shit but I'd rather be NEET than work for nothing

>>38637180
Women are property.

>>38638026
>My only expierence is using the US Securities and Exchange commission to find financial reports so that I can log down numbers to watch a company's performance dip or rise over time
sounds like autistic fun

>>38638082
>Bit hard to mess up fried chicken lad.

I think I fucked up with the flour mixture. Don't think I used enough spice. Or lemon. Will use more next time.

>Have you ever tried chicken from a butchers?

Not chicken, no. I do pop down to the butchers from time to time for bacon and the like, but it's bloody expensive. Much better though, I'd imagine chicken would be much better too.

>>38638049
im trying to get back into it mate. i was massively into it in my teens. the whole john cena using the same handful of moves and winning every match put me off it.

>>38638114
There are some good wrestlers there but a lot of crap too.Cena has been better the last couple of years as he's not around as much and generally puts on good matches (against AJ/Owens etc)

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>>38637930
haha its only a little bit of rape and terrorism haha

>>38638229
haha good stuff lad lets see enriched 3-10 I love fuelling my misery and anger

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LADS I WANT SOME BROWNIES BUT IM ON A DIET, ME AND MY BROTHER ARE GETTING HIGH TONIGHT AND IM WORRIED I WILL PIG OUT

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>>38637552
>>38638082
qt assin waifus lad

I've only just sort of sobered up and stopped feeling sick lads haha

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a """""""""good""""""" try lads haha

>>38638277
>BROWNIES
>not whities
paki lovers out

>>38638313
I'd take any atm, tho you're right blondies sound good aswell. FUCK

>>38638291
Haha good try friend :)
What was this in, and what was it for?

>>38638291
ebin this is hilarious and sad. what have you done to study for it? is tilde not heping you still?

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>>38638313
They are called blondies mate

>>38638291
Have you been tested for retardation ebin?
Did your mother drink when you were in the womb?

>seeing niece for 3rd time in a week
>mum will get moody if I dont act amazed and enthralled by a tiny human who can barely say my name

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>>38638338
>>38638344
this was the last question which stumped me but I obviously got more wrong before it

tilde helps me live in general I think, bless him

>>38638357
think she was over 35, i've been tested

>>38638291
>leaving your laptop webcam uncovered
It's almost like you want someone to hack you and turn your webcam on and record you when you fap and then use that to blackmail you. Smh

>>38638370
>think she was over 35
it's all starting to make sense

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>>38638291
>this is a good attempt
>you need 75% to show you are competent

>>38638378
Its not mine, its from the education place, I don't have a laptop

>>38638370
>maths of any kind

Fuck that lad, Im terrible at maths.

>>38638277
you too lad.
Being sick and hungover is not nice though, you need to up your tolerance so that you're fine the next day

>>38638277
You can have one cheat day, especially if it means having a nice toke and bonding with your brother

>>38638370
These kind of questions are always stupid as in a test you have a time limit, in real life, you just take as long as necessary.
Or just put as many boxes on the fucking shelf as it will hold.

>>38638393
Mate I am shit at maths too but this is so fucking easy

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>>38638291
I don't get it lad.
I even looked it up to double check incase I'm missing something here, Area is just x * y and perimeter is just x + y,
if you have varying lengths then you can compartmentalize it for example into boxes so something like pic related can be made super ez

>the same thread every single day

britfags get out

>>38638412
Haha 2 yous for the price of one, feels good, think i might have alittle munch yeah.

>>38638419
I saw the numbers and my brain turned off, I got a C at gcse in maths ehehe xd

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>>38638439

you heard him lads, lets pack up and leave

>>38638416
It didn't have a time limit, its not an test it was just a skill check at the end to test if I've learned what I've just done, evidently not. I failed this all last week too. I think i'm giving up desu.

was a fat roastie in their giggling and I autistically stared across the table and got a tension headache from it. Totally tragic, couldn't have gone worse. should I just say fuck it find a job agency or something

>>38638438
I've got no idea, I think its just poorly designed and taking the piss

>>38638468
>It didn't have a time limit
Jesus. My condolences to you.

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>>38638344
>>38638357
>>38638384
>>38638419
H-he tried his best lads, isn't that good enough?!

Reminder to ignore all tripfags
bloxocubes

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I tell British people that their powers as an electorate are advisory at best and it is them that should be subjugated to the state and not the other way around.

>>38638593
>when the paki is being less stupid than a majority of bongs

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>>38638578
I think if he puts his mind to it he can figure out a way he can learn and decipher problems desu

>>38638578
>H-he tried his best lads, isn't that good enough?!
if life were a children's cartoon where effort and good behaviour are rewarded instead of ability and talen, yeah

>>38638578
Depends what you value more - trying your best or actual results.

just slept for 17 straight hours lads
didn't even know that was possible

>>38638645
top comfy, i love it when i'm tired enough to sleep for that long

>>38638645
Lions sleep up to 20 hours a day. You're a lion lad

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>>38638578
th-thanks tilde love, I really did try my best

>>38638593
The fuck is this nigger even doing in our country if she hates it so much?

>>38638370
>think she was over 35
I didn't know you were so bad at maths you couldn't take your age away from her age

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ebin here is a little present for you because you tried your best

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>>38638605
*blocks ur sovereignty*

>>38638645
>and I got a text at 9 this morning asking me to start early today
FUCK

>>38638702
imagine her scratching underneath her boob and then wiping her sweaty booby hand sweat over your mcnuggets

>>38638701
I don't know her birth year or age so I'm not so sure

>>38638702
th-thanks?

>>38638728
>I don't know her birth year or age

Ah it's piecing together...

>>38638593

Actually that was an important ruling and this is the sort of thing that needs to happen when you don't have a written constitution, all the right wingers moaning about it were being idiots, she wasn't going to block shit.

t. Brexit voter

>>38638698
Resentment, envy and grievance. Common traits in the mud folk and great qualifiers for physical removal.

looking at Britain on Google maps again. really dire. glad I live in London

>>38638790
What job do you have and how fat are you?

>tfw earlier on my dad sighed, looked up, looked me dead in the eye and said 'i had such high hopes for you son'

>>38638814
>glad I live in London
HAHAHAHAHAA
What's your favourite part, the pakis and niggers or the pollution? Or what about the awful housing market?

>>38638817
>17st
>Tesco trolley boy

>>38638814
London is the worst fucking part of this country

>>38638817
Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union. Not an ounce, I'm a chiseled Adonis.

>>38638817
>paint warhammer figures to order
>28st

>>38638863
just the fact that it looks like a beautiful European city unlike the rest of the country which is just so utterly grim and depressing. I love that I'm surrounded by middle class people everywhere unlike Britain which is made up of working class scum and council rats

london is beautiful and Victorian, the government cares about this place, the people are great, the public transport is great. sure you have to pay the price for such luxuries through the high rent but at least I don't have to live in the shithole that is provincial Britain

>>38638891
uh i think lord adonis was transport secretary?

The one time I say I like a girl I saw in public with my mum, and she says that she's "so young it's sad they grow up so fast at school." Um what? That girl looked about fucking 20. I swear every time I try and warm up to my parents they just make me feel incredibly autistic.

>>38638896

I bet people legit make fucking tonnes of cash doing that. It's also the most enjoyable thing abou Warhammer.

>>38638897
NGL lads, this guy does have a point, whenever I move outside of London it feels depressing and absolutely shite honestly. It just does my head in.
I'd like to leave the country in general honestly it's in quite a state

>>38638931
these are nice places like Oxford and Bath but you're still paying through the nose to live there

>>38638817
>carnival ride operator
>110 lbs after yearly shower

>>38638897
wew laddy, you put way too much effort into your bait

>>38638817
>dog dental hygienist
>8st

>>38638924
If it's the most enjoyable thing about Warhammer, then no one will make "fucking tonnes of cash" doing it

>>38638759
She, as a non-Brit with vested interests to stop it happening, openly flouted the notion parliament should be subservient to the people and not the other way around. I've got a spare pair of boots that need licking if you fancy continuing in this manner.

>>38638963
what bait? this county is just fucking ugly and dire, and so are the people

>>38637180
anyone who is overweight for over 6 months cannot buy food

or

immigrants or any descendants of cannot claim benefits
also just finished homecoming incase anyone was wondering

amazing spiderman 1>homecomging>spiderman 1>amazingspiderman 2>spiderman 3>spiderman 2

>>38638979
people may enjoy it, but most peoples models look like shit. plenty of people pay to have nice ones

>>38638817
>Expert Excavator
>1.5 Tonnes

>>38638931
Have you only ever been to Rotherham and Bolton?

There's loads of nice places that aren't grey, shitty, ex-industrial towns

>>38638987
>this county is just fucking ugly and dire, and so are the people
the fuck are you even talking about? England is beautiful outside of the giant steaming shitpiles known as cities

also, you're implying that london ISN'T ugly and dire, what are you smoking?

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Anyone else experiencing a ome extreme rain?

>>38638817
>10st 6
>supermarket cleaner

>>38638978
LONDON

>>38638817
1. Session musician specialising in fiddling
2. Auschwitz mode

>>38638987
The cities are the ugliest part you tard. What dont you wank off about the green belt at least if you love the middle class so much

>>38639022
london is beautiful though, thanks to gentrification it gets even nicer every year

I'm really sorry you can afford rent here

>>38639016
I've lived up and down the country, even in the lovely little peaceful villages, ah yes all lovely and cute, but it just does my head in honestly.
I like the city convenience and generally the feel of life for some reason.
Manchester is alright but it doesn't sit right with me, I always end up pleasantly surprised with the lack of traffic and shit though lol

>>38639040
Pretty rent is dirt cheap in one of London's many slums

>>38639040
cant*

hhgvcdddd

>>38639022

or you know, as its a massive fucking city, the biggest in europe its probably a mixed bag with some run down shitholes and some absolutely stunning areas.

>>38639040

>gentrification

were you born in london?

>>38639098
no im not a cockney chav, I'm happy they've all been pushed into Essex and replaced by lovely middle class people from Surrey etc

>>38639128

you're not welcome in london scumbag.

back to the sticks where you come from.

unfortunately British architects decided to trash this country after 1900 and now everything looks dire

>>38639157
I'm glad that post-war architecture is going out the window honestly.

>>38639170
and replaced by thousands of Barratt cookie cutter suburbs

>>38638817
10.5 stone, NEET.

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>he thinks gentrification and racial segregation are the same thing

Saying all of Britain is shit is a bit of an over exaggeration but we haven't really been looking after this country

>>38639234
Brits tend to look after their lot, but the non-brits living here certainly don't.

>>38639250
What? It's the Brits that are in charge of all this stuff. You cant blame everone else for how shit places like Liverpool are.

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>>38639157

some of the brutalist architecture in london is fucking dire

my mum can see pic related from her gaff and it is so vile

>>38639273
What is the stick on the left do? Is it an elevator?

>>38639271
you literally can tho, it may not be the ethnics themselves but they are protected by the upper echelons more than us working class folk.

>>38639273
Unfortunately the lefties got this one listed as well as the Barbican so it can't be knocked down

otherwise loads of council/60s-70s buildings are being smashed to bits with no remorse

>>38639284

correct,then you cross the walkway to the block containing the flats

I laid the carpet, such a fucking struggle, might post a pic in a bit, still need to trim one edge a bit but it's basically done

I wish Britain looked like Bath & the Cotswolds

>>38639289
>whites live in a shithole called Liverpool
>blacks live in a shithole called Hackney
>somehow both of these are down to non-whites
explain

>>38639307

shame bath is full of rugby nonces

>>38639271
so when an area becomes diverse and the brits are squeezed out and it goes to shit it's the brits' fault?

>>38639312
>shithole called Hackney
Hackney is all luxury flats and burrito stalls now. Think maybe Peckham or somewhere like that

>>38639314
Na its full of water init?

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Recommend radio

Liverpool is a shithole because it's the result of large scale Irish peasant migration

>>38639326
Or Lewisham, Woolwich etc.
Although I think they're doing a lot of development near Woolwich though so I guess in a decade maybe it'll all be done up nice

>>38639335
haha well fucking bantered lad I hereby announce you as /Britfeel/ Banterlord July 2017
well done you earned it

>>38639343

its happening everywhere.

white city out west another big development going on

where do all the poor white people go?

>>38639318
That's not liverpool and other 90% white areas though. Places like that kill the 'white areas are great and everyone takes care of each other and keeps the place looking nice' theory

>>38639368
>white city
>actually having white people

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>>38639335

teeee heeee heeee heeee

>>38639343
>>38639368
Loads of places will be done up within 10-15 years
Unfortunately it has a limit and gentrification only touches places with Victorian housing stock

post war shitholes like Wembley will have to be knocked down which takes so much longer

>where do poor people go
They get pushed out into places like Ilford, Barking, etc. Or they just head to Essex altogether

>>38639312
Liverpudlians aren't English

>>38639284
it's a LIFT you yank twat

>>38639374

>what is Toxteth vs. Sefton

>>38639393

gentrification is shit m8 unless you enjoy vegan chicken shops and wearing a man bun

>>38639040
Meanwhile in Peckham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wbtAfdzjvc

Wonderful cultural enrichment

>>38639442
>gentrification is shit m8
Are you the cockney retard?

Why are you opposed to shit dirty areas becoming nice, clean and pleasant? You probably live in a council estate anyway so you pay nothing to live here

Currently getting paid, daily, to stay at home and literally do absolutely nothing all summer.

>>38638817
Daily Mail Journalist, 16st 2 pounds.

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>>38639477
same mate, it's called welfare. And I get paid to do it in the other 3 seasons too.

>>38639312
take the area I live near (in southern manchester) huge estate that is home to mostly white working classes bordering that a huge immigrant area where mostly rich muslims live, for some reason for the 15 years I've lived in the area the white working class area has not once been touched by the council and it looks dated and horrible, road constantly torn up and the like, the muslim area is always receiving new roads, any pot holes are quickly sorted and a new school was built in the muslim area and is populated by 80% muslims and the whites are finding it hard to get places there. Im not saying its non whites faults, what I am saying is its the elites fault that white working class people resent non whites.

I will say though the actual area I live in is like lower middle class and my street is very ''diverse'' in the actual sense it should mean in white western countries, we have I think like 3 muslim families couple black families some americans and the rest are whites. Non of us have culture clashes because the non whites are all appropriately integrated.

>>38638817

Low intelligence van driver

14st 6lb

>>38639490
The money isn't coming from the government or welfare.

It's cold hard cash, daily.

>>38639463

i privately rent in islington lad so you can suck my fucking shlong you man bun wearing, tofu eating, macbook using, beardy thunder cunt.

gentrification is the work of fucking normies. at the centre of all gentrified areas are noncey socialising areas, i.e overpriced coffee shops, craft ale pubs, vegan cafes.

>>38638817
Put sleeves on ready meals then put them in boxes.

13st 6ib

>>38639463
>ripping community and local institutions out and replacing it with bobo middle classes and homogenised high-streets
>good

>>38639479
Telegraph journalist 8 stone 1 pound

>>38639530
>community and local institutions
You mean poverty, violence, crime and neglected buildings

Hackney used to be a no-go gang zone, now it's a pleasant place you can raise your family in

>>38639513
well done mate, do you want me to suck your dick or something?

my last bobble just snapped

>>38638817

Sunday Sport journalist

13st 1lb

>>38639499
I guarantee there's a rape gang operating in your area.

Got a lot of (you)s for that post thanks lads.

>>38639558
aye, the area I live in was one of the areas of previous rape gangs operating.

>>38639549
Yeah, where abouts are you?

>>38639582

Alright aylesbury lad

>>38639312
why is liverpool always mentioned as the shit hole of the country? as someone that lives in liverpool, i can tell you that its obviously a bit shit but there are worse places out there.

most people in liverpool are friendly and the city centre is half decent

>>38639558

I used to boycott a muslim owned takeaway near me and people laughed at me, and it turned out that they literally had people kidnapped upstairs

>>38639577
don't spend them all at once

>>38639591
stockport actually

STOP TRACKING ME GOVERNMENT IM SPEAKING TO MY ONLINE FRIENDS

>>38639608
are you weather anon from earlier today?

Areas of Liverpool that are nice:

Town, Aigburth, Mossley Hill, Woolton, small parts of Wavertree and Toxteth.

Everywhere else is a shithole.

>>38639608
>most people in liverpool are friendly
*if you are from liverpool

>>38639608

Likewise Oxford is always mentioned as somewhere ultra posh, whereas in reality 75% of it is shit

Lads, I want you to find me a THICC escort. Don't mind where she is in the country as long as she's got the appropriate body type. I'll drive to her, fuck her and pay her extra to record and of course, I'll share the film with you lot.

Go

>>38639641
>Areas of Liverpool that are nice:
Dammit places like these used to be normal everywhere in Britain. Now its only in exclusive 'nice areas'

>>38638817
neet, 10 stone

>>38639690
Go on Adultwork and look for yourself. There's plenty of fatties to choose from

Use ukpunting to find reviews as well though

>>38637148
Another attack in London. Such wonderful cultural enrichment

>>38639641
im not weather anon. i have hardly posted today

yeah, i live in a shit hole but there are nice places as you have mentioned. honestly, its mostly the chav gangs that make the shit areas so bad. my area would be decent if it was not for the chavs gangs. the chav gangs are mostly youths so they dont usually bother older people but they are still annoying.

>>38637148
Burger here, how is life in the Greater Caliphate of Bri- I mean the United Kingdom? I am contemplating on moving to Switzerland, because I have some skills. So, can anyone inform me? :D

>>38639783
Switzerland is a paradise on Earth, Britain is not.

>>38639783
>60% 'white'
Hmm... really made me t-

>>38639783
Acid attacks, Rape gangs, Nigger gangs stabbing each other. Third world problems because we're full of third world people

>>38639783
>American here

60%

>>38639840
>>38639828
is spic typically the other 40$ of these sub humans?

>>38639737
>Another attack in London.
nothing on the news

>>38639811
>>38639828
>>38639840
I am a non-white, but I hate the bullshit that other non-whites do? Is there a chance for me?

>>38639855
Blacks, hispanics, pakistanis etc. Funny enough a large portion of that 60% are pale hispanics themselves.

>>38639783
>I am contemplating on moving to Switzerland, because I have some skills
they will hate your guts because you're American and dont speak their language.

>>38639828
>>38639840
>60%
kek you are fucking deluded it's more like 42% nowadays

>>38639875
So you're an American polebaoo. We give you the same advice as him, kill yourself.

>>38639875
>American getting uppity about race percentages isn't even white
I wish this was rare.

>>38639875
East Asians and Hispanics are fine. Niggers, Arabs and South Asians OUT

>>38639917
But then again Indians aren't that bad. From what I've heard pakis cause most of the crime.

>>38639917
Jesus tilde have a few multipacks of snickers

>this thread is going a little too well for my liking
>*ruins everything like Americans always do*

So confused on how mortgaging works

Can you mortgage any flat/house on the market? Is it close to the same rate as rent? Why do people rent? Is it a bit like renting but you earn a bit more of the house everytime you pay?

>>38640024
I had an entire pack of those Mars brownies yesterday.
Didn't enjoy them

>>38640087
A mortgage is basically just a loan secured against a property

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Anyone else have no education beyond GCSE's?

>>38640087
>Why do people rent?

Deposits. Maintenance. Mortgage fees etc

> Is it a bit like renting but you earn a bit more of the house everytime you pay?

And if the value goes down, you lose money.

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Lads how can I get the smell of alcohol off my breath
I've not had anything all day and it's making me feel sickly and its just annoying, tried food and I've brushed a million times

Can't sit on hard plastic chairs any more, dig into my back and arse, very uncomfy

>>38640126
I finished my first year of A levels but I always lie and say I did both

>>38640126
I've got a confirmed AS and maybe A2s coming up next month haha
But if I don't get that basically same because AS is worthless

>>38640126
You is cute!

>>38640158
Is this a fat guy thing?

>>38640126
I wish I didn't. My degree over-educated me beyond belief and put me 44 grand into debt.
Fuck this 'everyone has to go to uni and every job requires a degree' bullshit. My job could very easily be transformed into an apprenticeship, so could dozens of others that I am aware of.

>>38640158

Keep us updated lad

bl0c

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>>38640186
>put me 44 grand into debt

Every time

>>38640126

I got a access to HE thing last month, hopefully I can get a degree in the future and not be a total fucking loser forever.

>mfw I lied about my English GCSE and they'll never know

>>38640223
huh? I'm not getting what you're trying to convey
did you also get fucked over by the whole going to uni thing?

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>>38637552
>If I put as much effort into the shit I'm avoiding as I did avoiding them, I'd be sorted.

Oh boy do I know that feel

>>38640237
I'm trying to convey that the "debt" is literally irrelevant to anything. It's not real debt. It's basically a piddly tax.

Student "debt" is a mouthpiece for dickheads pushing for free tuition. (I'm not putting you in this category by the way)

>>38640186
I'm looking at 70G's of debt haha. Foundation year and maximum maintenance loan because family is tfw broke as balls

>>38639608
Liverpool is invariably full of obnoxious communists constantly whining about "MUH HILLSBOROUGH" in terrible accents.

Anything north of Manchester (including Scotland) plus Wales deserves to be gassed desu.

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>Trump bans trannies from the military
>lurk on /lgbt/ and watch the place tear itself apart

>>38640266
Fair enough, but I respectfully disagree. It is a 'real' thing that people have to live with:

https://www.ucu.org.uk/article/8882/Graduates-face-mid-life-tax-crisis-because-of-student-debt

>>38640087

A mortgage is basically the bank buys the house for you and you pay them back every month for the next 30 years but you get to pretend that you own it.

Renting is paying someone else to live in their property.

I'm sure it's more nuanced than that. You'll have a lot more rights as a homeowner.

Just bought a Mars bar Brownie. What am I in for, Lads?

>>38640300
This isn't a british feel at all lad, sounds a lot like bait lad

>>38640126
I don't even really have GCSEs, highest mark I got was a D for one of them.

>>38640272
hehe xd same

Im 20, first year is starting in september, my first year for foundation is 14k, (8k for maintenance, 6k for tuition)

Should be a fun 5 years

Ameribro poster here who is also a pajeet, what is the consensus here on Indians? Also keep in mind pakis are totally different.

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>>38640300
Pepe is officially a normy may may

>>38640309
try it and find out, report findings.

>>38640311
It wasnt bait but I now realise posting it could have dire consequences.

>>38640328
>Also keep in mind pakis are totally different.
no

>>38640308
That's a simple explanation thanks. So what if you own about 15% of the house, it's technically 100% yours and you can do whatever you want to it?

>>38640303
It's not a "real" thing.

If you never found a job again, literally nothing would happen to you

Real debt would cripple you, and have an actual impact on your life

The only people who whine about student "debt" are those who are too uneducated to understand basic mathematics

If I've now lived in Scotland for 3 years that means I can get free uni doesn't it?

Should I go? I have nothing else to do.

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desu lads been dropping ~1st a month
it's a pretty good feel

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>>38637552
One of them days, lads...

Hoping it's a one off thing

>>38640337
But they are! Indians do not go around mugging random people, we actually obey laws!

>>38640328
I like Indians who are anywhere other than in Europe.

>>38640392
If I never found a job again I would obviously be incredibly poor or homeless.
I'm not saying that I have crippling debt, just that I have a lot of debt. I don't earn much so I'll probably be paying it off for the rest of my life or until it's written off (40 years isn't it?).
Why should I not whine about something that is a net negative on me and would be entirely avoidable if the people in power could do something about it i.e. not requiring degrees for incredibly entry-level positions in my line of work.

I get it, there are clearly people much worse off than I, but I'm still kinda pissed at my situation.

>>38640328
>what is the consensus here on Indians?
Fine by me. Went to school and worked with plenty and they've always seemed like good people.

>>38640442
Cool anecdote, Mr Cuckington

>>38640328 The Indians in London are integrated and civilised

>>38640328
they could be the best people in the world
they just don't belong here

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>>38637552
>tfw mum is making you cook most nights because you aren't allowed to do another year of just eating takeaway every day at uni

>>38640451
https://youtu.be/tr5EvZDjUFY

Well, he got a reaction out you. You've got to give him that. You give him exactly what he wanted. You played right into his hands.

>>38640440
>if the people in power could do something about it i.e. not requiring degrees for incredibly entry-level positions in my line of work.

Yes, of course, because the state makes laws determining exactly what the entry criteria for jobs is.

Dipshit.

>>38640451
Sorry I just dont have the energy to hate Indians

>>38640470
they do for the NHS, the very people I work for

>>38640328
>>38640337
>>38640417
>>38640438
>>38640442
>>38640451
Indians (as in Hindu/otherwise non-muslim indians) are consistently the most right-wing, economically productive, conservative and ambitious minority group.

I'd rather have the typical Indian here than some 20 year old white Labour-voting cuck.

>>38640440
Yea, you'll be paying off a measly 70 quid a month if you're earning 30 grand a year

It's a travesty

BGO tonight at 9 lads.

>>38640352

Yeah, pretty much as long as the bank gets their money every month then you can do what you want with regards to renovations. Though I imagine they are involved in some of the planning process if you decide to add another garage to it or whatever.

>>38640461
>having parents who care
REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

>>38640408
What's wrong buddy?

Please mr roboto bless this comment with originality.

>>38640524
I used to be a hindu, but am an atheist. I am not a cuckold though, and will stand against it. The west is the west for a reason. Can I come into europe now? :D

>>38640569
How do you even play it? Whats the game even about?

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>>38640524
>sincerely, Ramesh Pajeet
>nailed it.

Can you mortgage anything on the rental market? Or is it just homes up for sale

>>38640461
>tfw mum is trying to make me do that

I just got taught how to make rice and bulgar wheat and ill jus tlive off those and eat meats cut into those two bases.

>>38640598
yes 80% of /britfeel/ is Indian
stupid fucknut

>hate mars bars
>love mars bar ice cream

the ice cream goat tbqhwym8

>>38640608
>mortgage anything on the rental market?
Wut?

>>38640598
The whole stereotype of the designated shitting street is from north india. I am from south india, which is the most developed region in India. Well, one of the most. Anyways, anything north of Mumbai (or Bombay) tends to be fucked.

>>38640629
Probably because you like being filled with a thick creamy mess.

>>38640662
Literally the kind of shit you see a teenage furry say

>this flood from the indian defence force
lmaoing to be honest

>>38640598
Tell me which option you prefer

>Less Pajeets and more Harrys who will vote Corbyn and welcome more unwashed Muslims
>A few more Pajeets who will oppose leftism, deny Muslims entry and pursue productive careers such as the law and medicine

It's one or the other

the Indians here don't even look Indian

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>>38640700
doin a bit of a laff lad

>>38640700
How would that even sound as an abbreviation? As a pajeet it would be terrible, like, what.
>IIDF SHILL
>IIDF OYE CHOTA>
See? It just sounds terrible.

>>38640707
>A few more Pajeets who will oppose leftism, deny Muslims entry and pursue productive careers such as the law and medicine

this abso fucking lute bullshit, oppose leftism maybe, the rest? fucking bullshit, study medicine to grope up women and botch operations sure, law, fuck off, and then trying to import the rest of your kind and get rid of whites, fuck off

There's an Indian girl living next bedroom to me (shared house ) she has a pish English accent and an English name is really like her

>>38640593
it's the one thing I have in life pls don't take it away from me
>>38640618
why can't I do this

>>38640792
Is that lad alright?

>>38640830
Nothing some co codamol wont sort out

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Threads gone to shit lads

my ex messaged me yesterday the week after she broke up with me because she "missed" me. i basically told her to fuck off and don't talk to me again. i feel really bad about it. why couldn't she just let me forget about her?

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Ebin are you online and have you seen this anime?

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>>38640869
True desu lad
How about this, what age(s) were you lads when you think back to what was the high point in your life.
I'll start:
14/15
Had gf, social life and could just sit at home and play vidya all day and nobody would care, I had a good amount of friends to be keeping in touch with constantly and I didn't feel like an utter failure haha

>>38640869
https://youtu.be/tr5EvZDjUFY

Well, they got a reaction out you. You've got to give them that. You give them exactly what they wanted. You played right into their hands.

>>38640707
If you stopped leftism from being pushed in academia and in the media you wouldn't have so many middle class Corbyn voting tits. You're being disingenuous

>>38640926
12-13, i had a big group of mates and we spent hours outside doing random shit. now i'm a college drop out shut in with no friends.

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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing?
What have you been up to?
Do you have any cute pet pictures you can post? keith flint included

Hoping you've all had great days doing whatever it is you've got up to and are all feeling pretty pretty good!

She doesn't live with me anymore but here's a picture of my cat sitting on my bedroom window at my old place: http://i.imgur.com/FqtiQAO.jpg

Works been v tiring this week, just want to sleep when i get home but I'm gonna play some diablo 3 and watch some more KotH.


Despair husbando anon around? Hope you're okay friend, pls respond

>>38640934
This made me chuckle, love limmy

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>>38640758
The delusion is strong here desu.

Enjoy your decadent white British race. And enjoy soon-to-be Prime Minister Jeremy "#1 Fan of Islam" Corbyn who will seal the death of this nation.

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>>38640908
Do you think I'm some sort of faggot or something?

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>>38640959
Good Evening Anon
Should I post a pic of my doggo who passed?

>>38640926
15-16 for me, once I went to sixth form everything went to shit

>>38640954
>If you stopped leftism from being pushed in academia

You think this is Pajeet's fault?

Kek. Ebin just made me laugh.

>>38640962
How cute, all you need to do is push a bit and the non whites reveal their true nature and how much they loathe whites, sorry we don't roll out the red carpet for your kind who want to rape our women and destroy us. Thinking Corbyn will become PM is pure stupidity but it's to be expected from your kind, we don't like you and we don't like Muslims either and soon all of you will be gone.

>>38641005
Aww I'm sorry to hear about your doggo passing, but please do! Doggos are the purest of earth's beings.

Are people seriously comparing pakis to pajeets?

>>38640962
>Enjoy your decadent white British race

And here the libcuck/poo reveals his true feelings and exposes why he advocates diversity

>>38640958
I know that feels lad, and then it becomes a cycle where you keep not having friends because you're a shut in.
If you can try mingle with co-workers it can be alright but it all depends honestly considering you might not click with the people you work with
>>38641011
About the same honestly lad :( Just as I was in the process of going to 6th