>You will never sit at home all day playing video games with

>>38635531

Idk if I'd describe his gf as qt and her voice is very annoying, but dunkey does have a pretty great life.

>>38635556
You have really high standards if you don't think she's cute. She dresses really well and has a great body, big tits and ass. She's way out of Dunkey's league.
The voice is pretty annoying, but I'll bet she puts it on for YouTube.

>>38635531
>tfw no dunkey bf
>tfw no dunkey lifestyle
I'm happy for him though.

>>38635531
i'd rather have dounkey than leah,bitch is annoying as hell

>life revolves around amusing teens on YouTube and in a relationship with a (sorry betas) ugly woman
Sounds terrible

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>>38635655
>>38635556
You're in denial if you say you wouldn't smash that then marry it.

>>38635677
She looks like my old aunt fucking disgusting, to each his own I guess

>>38635677
she's about a 5, he's bringing more to the table when you consider the money and popularity

>>38635677
They look cute together, but part of me is also waiting for the next installment of drunk depressing Super Mario 64.

>>38635677
Being completely serious and fair when I say she's about a 5. If she were fat, she'd be a 2. If she had some tone to her at all, it might raise her number. She's just a thin body with a headface right now. Literally a wet hole

I don't think being a YouTuber that is focused on entertainment is something a robot would want to do at all, requires quite an extravagant personality.

>>38635677
Not attractive, but would still smash.
What is it with all these ugly fat fucks getting gf's (donkey, boogie, ...)? I'm 20 y/o, /fit/, not Chad but 100% sure Im more attractive than those fatsos.

>>38635805
They're both 4s, so they're a perfect match, you're probably autistic and/or have no friends, that's why most of you don't have gfs, not looks, to be completely honest.

>>38635805
What is your personality like, Anon?

>>38635805
the same reason they tend to have a lot of friends too, they're funny and socially competent, not autistic.

>>38635805
well dunkey is kinda rich and successful, plus he has a personality beloved by millions. that's more than enough to overcome being fat.

>>38635531
>you will never have a life that empty
Yeah I'm okay with that

>>38635749
No. Looks > Everything
Unless you want someone to be solely with you because you're their human ATM, date within your own league. Doesn't matter how rich and famous you are

>>38635824
>>38635965
>>38635982
>>38635996
Believe it it not, but I'm actually pretty social and have a lot of friends, including some chads and stacies. Me and my friends are pretty popular in uni. Im also a manlet but I don't blame it on that. Been texting a lot of girls but couldn't keep one interested in me for over a week. Im not a virgin and kissed multiple chicks, but after 20 years still no gf. Inb4 normie get out.

>>38636057
I think they're in about the same league. Yeah she looks better, but he's not so repulsive that he couldn't drop some weight and utilise that fame and popularity to get a better looking girlfriend.

And honestly if I was bi I know who I'd rather date.

>>38636097
Oh I know tons of people like that. It's normal to not have had a girlfriend at 20. It's partially luck anyway. You're in trouble if the situation hasn't progressed at all by 25.

>sit at home all day
No thanks. I'm a HHKV with have zero friends but I still like sitting by the river and feeling the sun's warmth.

>>38635769
>tfw im an old fan too
do you remember tha last or one of the last episodes? when he got dumped by a bitch? man, the feels

>>38636284
is that the one about the Korean girl

the idea of dunkey with a slut girlfriend is hard to imagine

>>38635556
His girlfriend had feelings for me and didn't ever tell dunkey.. when should I drop the bombshell?

>>38636371
i think the same, he sounds like a really inteligent guy, why would he fall for the roastie meme?
i miss the old days

>>38636818
he was probably just lonely and naive, it can happen to the best of us

>>38635531
gas runs out eventually

>>38635611
Stupidest thing I've read in a while. She's a fucking 4.5

>>38635677
>she will never made you catch frogs with her

>>38636169
the sun is a deadly laser

>>38635531

Please stop making these threads, he looks fucking identical to me and it's making me uncomfrtable

>>38637445
it's also a reason you're alive.
stop sunshaming anon