>forced to share a bed with older sister because staying in hotel room
>if she sleeps facing me her tits are in my face
>if she sleeps with her back to me my dick gets nestled between her ass cheeks
FUUUCK why must life be suffering just kill me now
Gotta sleep facing away from each other, ass to ass
Try not to fart on each other now
Face away from her you retard
Sleep with your back to her.
>>38633685
Wait til she falls asleep then sniff her unconscious farts
>>38633685
worship her feet while she's asleep
it's of utmost importance
>>38633685
sleep next to her feet
>>38633685
>MFW every single normie thinks OP is asking for normie tier advice
>OP is autistically screeching at the fact that he can only do one of the options.
Is a hard choice, I would go with her ass cheeks against my dick and blame it on morning wood.
put ur dick on that ass and try to get off. you'll basically not be a virgin anymore
>>38633685
When she falls asleep, get a bowl of warm water, put her hand in it, then piss all over her.
>>38633720
this anon you retard
>>38633748
>he can only do one of the options.
Will his ribs shatter if he rolls to his other side?
>not groping her
You are a faggot aren't you?